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#10 - It's really funny because this entire comic series is based on…  [+] (42 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Wonder Rekt 2 +57
#136 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
OMG SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WITH A CHARACTER I DONT AGREE WITH CURSE YOU FOR TRYING TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT!!!
#88 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
Batman has done the exact same thing as Superman has here, in the Justice Lords.
Additonally, superman was nowhere near a skilled martial artist untill Black Canary and Wonder Woman trained him. This could take place before that time since this is not the same continuity of the known universe.

And superman has varying degrees of power across comics. In the earlier comics he wasn't even able to fly.
User avatar #60 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
the entire premise is around "superheroes suck."


seriously. vigilantes are the good guys, superheroes are the bad guys. vigilantes are always trying to get the high ground. superheroes make deals with space lucifer and "accidentally" kill their old friends.

User avatar #53 - europe (06/24/2015) [-]
As a character, he does suck though
A super overpowered boyscout whose only weakness is a rare metal
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
As a character, Batman does suck though.

A genius who has gadgets for everything and has no weaknesses because he has plot armour out the ass.

As a character, Aquaman does suck though.

In the water he's nearly invincible and can take on just about anyone and his only weakness is being without it.

See? You can do that with literally any hero.
User avatar #56 - europe (06/24/2015) [-]
Besides your comment only proves my point, which is that Superman is a boring hero because he's pretty much perfect in every way, a Mary Sue
Batman has weaknesses, Aquaman has weaknesses. All Superman has to do is make sure he doesn't come into contact with Kryptonite, and he'll just remain as unstoppable as he always is.
User avatar #131 - congthea (06/24/2015) [-]
But he isn't perfect in every way. How else would he have been beaten so many goddamn times by villains like Lex, Doomsday, Metallo, Parasite, Mongul, Darksied etc.
His villains are equally as powerful as him or have some way to counteract him. Trying to say he's boring just because he's strong is ridiculous. The biggest about Superman which has been shown countless times, is that he can in fact lose, to anyone.
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
The difference is that Superman was designed to BE a Mary Sue, Batman wasn't and became one through the tightened sphincters of his fanboys whenever he lost.
#58 - europe (06/24/2015) [-]
So he's just designed to be boring
k
#71 - mixedfeelings (06/24/2015) [-]
being this fucking ignorant
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
Back when he was created he wasn't. Shit changes, yo. As a matter of fact if you actually looked, Superman has changed more than any other DC hero to date.
User avatar #55 - europe (06/24/2015) [-]
Yes because it's not like Batman actually takes severe losses all the time

Aquaman can take an entire ocean with him if he wills it so it's an unrealistic problem
User avatar #46 - epicalania (06/24/2015) [-]
Batman becoming a villain would be cool.
Especially since it wouldn't work how a lot of fanboys think it would batman = win because all of his sidekicks, every single one of them, has been trained to not only be able to do what he does but to be able to stop him (or another sidekick if it happens).
If we just use the new 52 there's: red robin, red hood, robin III, batwoman, hawkfire, bluebird. There are others in the 'bat family' but these are the ones batman trained
Even if individually they'd lose to batman, even if in a group they'd lose (they probably wouldn't, there's 6 of them and they all are comparable to batman) they'd be supported by the various other superheroes who weren't on batmans side.
It would also be a good point to say that some of these batfamily members would take batmans side, I think robin III is one of the more likely ones, his sense of moral isn't the greatest and he'd probably choose batmans side without regarding good/evil
#45 - fillytickler (06/24/2015) [-]
Do you even read comics? The powers/abilities of bigger superheroes - especially in DC - vary from comic to comic, and mostly author to author. For YEARS, Superman couldn't even fly. And he's always been prone to being emotionally vulnerable. It's his thing. Being the most superpowered being in the universe, the grass is greener on the other side. He gets a wife, has a kid, and both are taken away, and it's not even close to unfeasible that he'd snap.
Meanwhile, Batman is the first and biggest Gary Stu in media. His meta battles with his villains relies on him never breaking his morals. Injustice shows his strong points, it shows his weakpoints. But it's a comic of the strongest man in the world attempting to remove those weakpoints, and how it's the both together that creates who we are. An attempt to purge one, destroys the other.
User avatar #15 - createdjustnow (06/24/2015) [-]
in this series superman becomes emotionally distraught and completely confused, im fairly certain with the things that have happened in this series he could do worse at martial arts than someone else.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
Hold on, I'll bring up an excerpt from the series.

"You think a lousy pill is going to help you defeat me?" (Superman to Batman)
"Considering you fight more with brute force than skill, yes" (Batman to Superman)

This completely ignores the multiple Earthly and Alien martial arts Superman has mastered. It's not a question of him just doing poorly, it's outright favouritism.
User avatar #32 - createdjustnow (06/24/2015) [-]
yeah fair enough, it's writer favoritism, this is why superman fans should probably just read the superman comics
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
They shouldn't have to.

Superman fans have Superman comics
Batman fans have, what, fuckin' EVERYTHING? When has Batman been wrong? When has he been portrayed as the bad guy? What's more, when has he been shown outwitted, outskilled, the loser?
#68 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
fuck superman no one enjoys reading about a boy scout little bitch thats overpowerd

batman is dark breaks something everyfew issues and even tough you know he'l win everysingle time its still intresting the way he does it.

superman always just punches his ay trough

everyone has his own but superman is a bitch imo, and injustice shows what it would be like if he wasn't one
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
"Your heroes are bad because they're light and have strong powers. My hero is good because he's gritty and super smart"

How does it feel to be stupid, Rascal?
User avatar #34 - createdjustnow (06/24/2015) [-]
i mean, superman does break his spine but w/e. and it can be assumed batman is wrong as well in this, just because batman is against superman dosn't mean the world shouldn't be controlled by one party, obviously the world was fucked and superman's solution has changed a bit but it's a gray area thing.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
You mean right after Batman 'won' and allowed mass production of the super serum?
And then got better by taking it?
Big loss, I'm sure.

Except it's not. Every chance it gets it portrays Superman as the evil one and Batman as the noble and righteous one, did you even read it?
User avatar #38 - createdjustnow (06/24/2015) [-]
yes, it portrays both as self righteous. batman got better through intense surgery and magic, not the pill.
and anyway, i agree the author shows favoritism towards one character, as you are doing right now, and I for one like seeing a superman that get's his ass kicked
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
EVERY Superman gets his ass kicked. Since he's the 'ideal' hero, other heroes prove themselves by being better than him. It happens every second issue, it's not a rare thing.

And I don't even like Superman. I just dislike how much DC sucks Batman cock.
User avatar #42 - createdjustnow (06/24/2015) [-]
In the issues where superman get's his ass kicked, he literally stands up and wins with 'honor' I've never seen superman lose before injustice, and even here he still isn't really losing, he has had the upper hand throughout
User avatar #12 - zeldamasterace (06/24/2015) [-]
so i take it you're one of them superman fans?
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
Not really, I just actually pay attention to characters and their abilities.
User avatar #30 - zeldamasterace (06/24/2015) [-]
so what's your opinion on DC playing their fans for suckers by "killing" superman to get some money?
User avatar #61 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
that comic was actually quite ground breaking in comic books back in the day. also they actually did state openly that it wasnt going to be permanent. the news just picked up the comic book and ran with it at face value.
User avatar #72 - zeldamasterace (06/24/2015) [-]
yea but still
User avatar #74 - angelious (06/24/2015) [-]
still. i dont think it had anything wrong with it.

outside of the new age symbolism. the comic book itself was great. it captured what made superman a good character(not to a great extent..but still captured it) and it had nice artstyle and action scenes. and thats all that matters to me in comic books.

i wouldnt whine about injustice leagues portrayal of superheroes if the story and artstyle itself were good maybe offhanded remark here and there. and i would have no trouble with seeing the tattoo gangster joker. as long as the story is good.
User avatar #139 - zeldamasterace (06/24/2015) [-]
yea thats fine and all, i just don't appreciate that death wasn't a thing after superman's tease of the century is all.
User avatar #141 - angelious (06/25/2015) [-]
yeah i understand where you are coming from.


and comic book death after that has indeed become a stupid thing. but you can hardly blame it on superman. he just started the trend. same way he started the superhero genre.
User avatar #142 - zeldamasterace (06/25/2015) [-]
i just wish consistency was more realistic. but yea ima blame supes for that since you did say he started it.
User avatar #143 - angelious (06/25/2015) [-]
more of people just copied what he did.

also there has been some consistency with death of characters. hal jordan stayed dead for years. barry didnt come back until like 20 years after death.

some characters only came back to life because of multilversal reboot.


but yeah.death is cheap in comics these days.
User avatar #144 - zeldamasterace (06/25/2015) [-]
cheap indeed
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
I don't care. I think they'd make a lot more if they killed Batman.
User avatar #35 - zeldamasterace (06/24/2015) [-]
maybe. i guess we'll never know. im just saying i never liked superman because he's essentially the biggest tease that there ever was and was what came to be known as the idea of "hero" despite his boring character and predictable plot. but hey, to each his own.
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
And Batman isn't predictable?
Wonder woman isn't predictable?
EVERY hero isn't predictable on some level?

Come on, now.
User avatar #39 - zeldamasterace (06/24/2015) [-]
but like superman is the pinnacle of being predictable.
i don't care about batman or wonder woman.
but i really don't care for superman.

the man's invincible. always wins. even when he loses. at least batman and wonder woman actually have the potential to lose more than superman.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
So why is Superman on the losing side throughout this entire comic series?
User avatar #43 - zeldamasterace (06/24/2015) [-]
to make things seemingly interesting for once. but like i said to each his own.

for some people it's interesting but for others obviously it isn't.
#17 - I find it quite strange, and a point against Batman (out of th…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2015 on How to stop batman +8
User avatar #53 - juter (06/24/2015) [-]
Batman's deal is that he'll never go as far as to kill you, he'll just put you in a hospital for the rest of your life. However, that deal only works with regular humans. With the League, he's dealing with superhumans who can kill him just by thinking, and he knows it. He can go all out with them in ways that he can't with normal humans because people like Wonder Woman and Aquaman can take it, and give it back.
User avatar #27 - reaperriley (06/24/2015) [-]
Batman will do everything in his power to not kill them. Doesnt mean he wont go to length to disable them and that can mean literally breaking every body in their body as long as they dont die.

But part of what makes batman batman is that he is able to stop them without killing them. This factor is also why I dislike DC and why there are so many versions of batman where he kills.

The reality of DC is that its heroes are always so noble and perfect. They refuse to kill and they just disable. What makes DC a big seller is their really well done villians who have more character than most DC heroes. And if DC made killing off most of its villians cannon, then they wouldnt have many left to fight.
#37 - savageoro (06/24/2015) [-]
,,... will do everything in his power to not kill them. Doesnt mean he wont go to length to disable them and that can mean literally breaking every body in their body as long as they dont die. ''

Reminds me of the disposable assasins who figured out, that, if the don't kill their target...they won't stop working...so they catch the amd try to keep the alive as long, as they can
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (06/24/2015) [-]
Except John, apparently.
User avatar #29 - reaperriley (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, well....
#13 - >Implying the Last Airbender wasn't supposed to be a seriou…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Turth +7
User avatar #15 - hydraetis (06/24/2015) [-]
The Last Airbender is the best animated show made to date in my opinion.
User avatar #14 - lorithilio (06/24/2015) [-]
For real. There was more depth in that show than in most of the shit targeted at adults nowadays. I still hold the final fight between Zuko and Azula as being one of the best done fight scenes in anything ever.
User avatar #16 - zenler (06/24/2015) [-]
yeah that fight... haven't seen anything that compares
#47 - Just the fact that they did their research, found that the gua… 06/24/2015 on Tanking at it's finest +7
#32 - Macie, if you're reading this, know that sharknik still rememb… 06/24/2015 on Imagine if we did the same... +17
#14 - >Useless anime picture that adds nothing to the comment …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Harry Potter +4
#27 - nickypickle (06/23/2015) [-]
>anime pic

no, this is an anime pic
#24 - Comment deleted 06/23/2015 on How to cool down your laptop 0
#15 - You mean First/Second wave Feminism that existed 20/40/60 year… 06/23/2015 on She's sucking the youth out... 0
#12 - No. Feminism may, but this mindset will not. It's abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on She's sucking the youth out... 0
User avatar #13 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok, Thank You.
#10 - I believe so. As long as we're talking first world co…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2015 on She's sucking the youth out... 0
User avatar #11 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
This will never die down will it...
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
No. Feminism may, but this mindset will not.

It's about weakness, weakness and wanting to make things easier. Looking back through history, you can see that any time someone (or a group of people) have gone through some type of crisis, they make a scapegoat for their problems. Most often times, this scapegoat is immeasurable, invisible, some type of boogeyman in the closets of these people that make their lives harder and if only, oh if only, everyone agreed with X group's view, the boogeyman will disappear.

But then their lives don't get better, of course. Because they are the reason their lives are shit; but instead of facing that, they find something else to blame.

Humans as a species crave conflict, and when we cannot find it, we create it through perceived injustices and trials against us. Such examples can be seen throughout your daily life; from kids in Highschool acting like their lives are so tough to more "grown up" folks trying so hard to get angry at the little things throughout their day.

People are unhappy, they always have been because they never have what they want, and they never realize that they can only get what they want if they work for it and discover it within themselves (ergo: Nothing makes you happy, you appreciate it and thus become happy), and so they create reasons WHY they are unhappy and then fight them.

It's a cycle that continues through larger or smaller groups or even individuals themselves. The only way to break it is to stop feeling sorry for yourself and appreciate what you have.
User avatar #13 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok, Thank You.
#8 - Because they believe they ARE fighting for equality. They beli…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2015 on She's sucking the youth out... 0
User avatar #9 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok. Are they wrong..?
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
I believe so.

As long as we're talking first world countries, there is literally no 'right' I know of that men have and women lack, as a matter of fact, women have MORE rights than men if you count things such as reproductive rights; that is, a woman can decide what to do with her child and a man cannot, and must go along with whatever decision she makes.

They also speak of social pressure and the "Patriarchy", that society is built to help men, but there is no empirical evidence of this. There IS, however, evidence of "Gynosympathy", that is, being sympathetic and wanting to assist someone because they are a woman, an instinct ingrained into our nature.
User avatar #11 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
This will never die down will it...
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
No. Feminism may, but this mindset will not.

It's about weakness, weakness and wanting to make things easier. Looking back through history, you can see that any time someone (or a group of people) have gone through some type of crisis, they make a scapegoat for their problems. Most often times, this scapegoat is immeasurable, invisible, some type of boogeyman in the closets of these people that make their lives harder and if only, oh if only, everyone agreed with X group's view, the boogeyman will disappear.

But then their lives don't get better, of course. Because they are the reason their lives are shit; but instead of facing that, they find something else to blame.

Humans as a species crave conflict, and when we cannot find it, we create it through perceived injustices and trials against us. Such examples can be seen throughout your daily life; from kids in Highschool acting like their lives are so tough to more "grown up" folks trying so hard to get angry at the little things throughout their day.

People are unhappy, they always have been because they never have what they want, and they never realize that they can only get what they want if they work for it and discover it within themselves (ergo: Nothing makes you happy, you appreciate it and thus become happy), and so they create reasons WHY they are unhappy and then fight them.

It's a cycle that continues through larger or smaller groups or even individuals themselves. The only way to break it is to stop feeling sorry for yourself and appreciate what you have.
User avatar #13 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok, Thank You.
#5 - Except it's not Feminism. Feminism as an ideology has changed …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/23/2015 on She's sucking the youth out... -7
User avatar #16 - vikingesnumerouno (06/23/2015) [-]
Because what she did was not okay, but she got away with it because she's a woman. Actual feminists recognize that that's fucked up, and knows she should've been treated the same way a man would
#14 - vikingesnumerouno (06/23/2015) [-]
That's.. That's wrong, though. You must be thinking about the faggot third wave thing going around on tumblr. Real feminism deals with giving women the same rights and opportunities as men, making the sexes equal. Equality means Madonna should have gotten a mountain of shit for doing what she did in the OP, because we all know that if the sexes had been reversed, he would have killed his career.

User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
You mean First/Second wave Feminism that existed 20/40/60 years ago?

Ideologies change, old top; and it's okay that they do.
User avatar #7 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
Why do Feminists use the word equality if what they're standing for doesn't even fucking mean that.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
Because they believe they ARE fighting for equality. They believe men have more rights than women, and so try to 'even the playing field'.
User avatar #9 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok. Are they wrong..?
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
I believe so.

As long as we're talking first world countries, there is literally no 'right' I know of that men have and women lack, as a matter of fact, women have MORE rights than men if you count things such as reproductive rights; that is, a woman can decide what to do with her child and a man cannot, and must go along with whatever decision she makes.

They also speak of social pressure and the "Patriarchy", that society is built to help men, but there is no empirical evidence of this. There IS, however, evidence of "Gynosympathy", that is, being sympathetic and wanting to assist someone because they are a woman, an instinct ingrained into our nature.
User avatar #11 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
This will never die down will it...
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
No. Feminism may, but this mindset will not.

It's about weakness, weakness and wanting to make things easier. Looking back through history, you can see that any time someone (or a group of people) have gone through some type of crisis, they make a scapegoat for their problems. Most often times, this scapegoat is immeasurable, invisible, some type of boogeyman in the closets of these people that make their lives harder and if only, oh if only, everyone agreed with X group's view, the boogeyman will disappear.

But then their lives don't get better, of course. Because they are the reason their lives are shit; but instead of facing that, they find something else to blame.

Humans as a species crave conflict, and when we cannot find it, we create it through perceived injustices and trials against us. Such examples can be seen throughout your daily life; from kids in Highschool acting like their lives are so tough to more "grown up" folks trying so hard to get angry at the little things throughout their day.

People are unhappy, they always have been because they never have what they want, and they never realize that they can only get what they want if they work for it and discover it within themselves (ergo: Nothing makes you happy, you appreciate it and thus become happy), and so they create reasons WHY they are unhappy and then fight them.

It's a cycle that continues through larger or smaller groups or even individuals themselves. The only way to break it is to stop feeling sorry for yourself and appreciate what you have.
User avatar #13 - cosmicswagmstr (06/23/2015) [-]
Ok, Thank You.
#74 - Do you think I can't read other comments, old top? I … 06/23/2015 on Tights Comp +2
#72 - Psst, you should pose with less clothes in ****  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Tights Comp 0
User avatar #73 - haikyuu (06/23/2015) [-]
I have a penis.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2015) [-]
Do you think I can't read other comments, old top?

I repeat my former statement.
#71 - YOU AND TRAPUKE TAKE YOUR BROMOSEXUAL ASSES ELSEWHERE!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Tights Comp +1
User avatar #94 - trapuke (06/23/2015) [-]
Were well beyond bromosexuals~
User avatar #93 - brotein (06/23/2015) [-]
You can join if you want. Two bottoms for one top
#64 - Knowing that he was just a ********** who shared his ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on Shower power 0
#65 - biebergotswag (06/23/2015) [-]
honestly? do people on this site actually cares about thumbs??!!!
#62 - Well, yeah. He has had some pretty good insights and opinions …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Shower power 0
User avatar #63 - advice (06/22/2015) [-]
up to date on what exactly? and yes he had insights, but mostly he shitposted for reds.
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Knowing that he was just a shitposter who shared his genuine feelings every once in a while and when he did he was a cool guy.

I mean, I get it, you're trying to make a point and prove...whatever you're trying to prove to me, but it's not working.

If we're talking about individual thumbs per comment, then my comments on the point are still higher. If we're talking about net gain per thread I'm...still higher. You using Biebergotswag is a terrible example because 1. The reasons I just described about his character, and 2. He's STILL lower in thumbs (networth) than I am, so even if my first point wasn't spot on, I'm still correct.

You need to work on whatever the hell it is you're working on, because it's not good.
#65 - biebergotswag (06/23/2015) [-]
honestly? do people on this site actually cares about thumbs??!!!
#60 - Yet my first comment has 42 thumbs, and others below this one …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Shower power 0
User avatar #61 - advice (06/22/2015) [-]
by that logic, biebergotswag is the popular opinion because he's been positive leveled a few times.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Well, yeah. He has had some pretty good insights and opinions every now and again.

Aren't you a mod? Shouldn't you be up to date on this stuff?
User avatar #63 - advice (06/22/2015) [-]
up to date on what exactly? and yes he had insights, but mostly he shitposted for reds.
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Knowing that he was just a shitposter who shared his genuine feelings every once in a while and when he did he was a cool guy.

I mean, I get it, you're trying to make a point and prove...whatever you're trying to prove to me, but it's not working.

If we're talking about individual thumbs per comment, then my comments on the point are still higher. If we're talking about net gain per thread I'm...still higher. You using Biebergotswag is a terrible example because 1. The reasons I just described about his character, and 2. He's STILL lower in thumbs (networth) than I am, so even if my first point wasn't spot on, I'm still correct.

You need to work on whatever the hell it is you're working on, because it's not good.
#65 - biebergotswag (06/23/2015) [-]
honestly? do people on this site actually cares about thumbs??!!!
#31 - And I JUST got away from that Tights Compilation too... …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on when someone posts your fetish +1
#33 - skymochi (06/22/2015) [-]
I am a VERY passionate man.
#58 - Okay then. 06/22/2015 on Shower power 0
#56 - Alright. But you were triggered by a comment section.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Shower power 0
#57 - seniorawesomesauce (06/22/2015) [-]
Better than being triggered by a cartoon horse
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Okay then.
#55 - And yet here we are with people still doing it. 06/22/2015 on Shower power 0
#52 - And you just got "triggered" enough to comment. Look…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Shower power 0
User avatar #59 - advice (06/22/2015) [-]
currently you have red thumbs, making your opinion the unpopular one.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Yet my first comment has 42 thumbs, and others below this one have more. I have a net gain, thus the more popular opinion.
User avatar #61 - advice (06/22/2015) [-]
by that logic, biebergotswag is the popular opinion because he's been positive leveled a few times.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Well, yeah. He has had some pretty good insights and opinions every now and again.

Aren't you a mod? Shouldn't you be up to date on this stuff?
User avatar #63 - advice (06/22/2015) [-]
up to date on what exactly? and yes he had insights, but mostly he shitposted for reds.
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Knowing that he was just a shitposter who shared his genuine feelings every once in a while and when he did he was a cool guy.

I mean, I get it, you're trying to make a point and prove...whatever you're trying to prove to me, but it's not working.

If we're talking about individual thumbs per comment, then my comments on the point are still higher. If we're talking about net gain per thread I'm...still higher. You using Biebergotswag is a terrible example because 1. The reasons I just described about his character, and 2. He's STILL lower in thumbs (networth) than I am, so even if my first point wasn't spot on, I'm still correct.

You need to work on whatever the hell it is you're working on, because it's not good.
#65 - biebergotswag (06/23/2015) [-]
honestly? do people on this site actually cares about thumbs??!!!
#54 - seniorawesomesauce (06/22/2015) [-]
Okay.
But you were triggered
by a cartoon horse.
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Alright.
But you were triggered
by a comment section.
#57 - seniorawesomesauce (06/22/2015) [-]
Better than being triggered by a cartoon horse
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
Okay then.
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User avatar #53 - ragingbrony (06/22/2015) [-]
3-4 years is a pretty long considering most fads are forgotten a month later.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (06/22/2015) [-]
And yet here we are with people still doing it.

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#513 - John Cena (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - John Cena (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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