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captainfuckitall

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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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#32 - "A king is not he who is served by a million, but he who … 08/27/2013 on Random Picture 0
#121 - If you're going to say "Myth Busted", you may want t… 08/27/2013 on Looking Out for Each Other 0
#102 - "Individuals with higher IQ's are three times more likely… 08/27/2013 on Fun facts for your average... 0
#47 - And in these comments, we pretend we're Tumblr 08/27/2013 on Tumblr +1
#26 - The thing is, happiness is not a tangible, reachable goal; it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on happy 0
#27 - John Cena (08/27/2013) [-]
then don't let anyone know that the unhappy are being killed
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (08/27/2013) [-]
Well, if someone is unhappy being killed, they can either try to prevent it OR they could change their mind-set. Perhaps they will reincarnate and have a wonderful life all over again, so there is no need to be unhappy. Perhaps their death will serve a grander purpose or they will be a teacher to the one who killed them, somehow, someway, improving something one way or another
#15 - Tumblr is the internet incarnation of Kuroki Tomako  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on A Tip For Y'all +2
User avatar #24 - royalwerewolf (08/27/2013) [-]
Dear god you're right
#114 - This isn't that surprising. Christians and Muslims both worshi… 08/27/2013 on Looking Out for Each Other 0
#4 - Then post something funny instead of begging for thumbs like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Comic. Brown dog +23
User avatar #15 - anygoodnames (08/26/2013) [-]
[Insert Funny Text]

Thumbs incoming?
User avatar #30 - anygoodnames (08/27/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Thumbs alright... Red thumbs.
#6 - This just goes to prove all that talk about "there are no… 08/26/2013 on This is Sparta -1
#14 - It would be amazing if we actually leveled up in real life aft… 08/26/2013 on Yus, totally makes sense +7
#32 - "OH NROOO, I WIR RUSE MY JOB! I BRING DISHONOUR TO FAMIRY!" 08/26/2013 on Japanese sticky floor prank -6
#16 - Maybe it's good that nobody is capable of naming themselves … 08/26/2013 on Red 0
#15 - It's funny, because this type of **** actually happened 08/26/2013 on Stay Out of My Territory 0
#72 - Funnyjunk is love Funnyjunk is life 08/26/2013 on Every fucking time +3
#19 - You idiot, now you're going to have prickly fuzz. The only fun… 08/26/2013 on Stupid Question 0
#17 - And I have a hunch your balls are fuzzy, none of us are perfect  [+] (10 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Stupid Question 0
User avatar #18 - fuzzyballs (08/26/2013) [-]
wrooooooooooooooong
I shaved like 3 days ago, no idea why
User avatar #21 - lotengo (08/26/2013) [-]
How do u shave them? i did it once, a few years ago. it started itching and i got a rash.
User avatar #24 - fuzzyballs (08/26/2013) [-]
I can't shave my neck, or I'll get a bad rash, so I use an electric razor for my neck
don't use an electric razor on your balls though....
User avatar #22 - fuzzyballs (08/26/2013) [-]
same thing as shaving your head
in the shower, under warm water, and you have to do it a few times
the first few times it's going to be a bitch, but you and your skin will get used to it

also, make sure you trim it first, because long hairs and a razor don't mix
User avatar #27 - lotengo (08/26/2013) [-]
thats not doing it for me, I dont have the money for a trimmer. Besides i use a straight razor, and i'm not gonna put that thing near my balls.
But thanks for the info
User avatar #23 - fuzzyballs (08/26/2013) [-]
....why am I giving people "landscaping" tips?
#44 - twofreegerbils (08/26/2013) [-]
*manscaping
User avatar #28 - lotengo (08/26/2013) [-]
Because u dont realy think we are assholes
User avatar #29 - fuzzyballs (08/26/2013) [-]
you're right, I think you're all dicks
how's that for a retort?
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (08/26/2013) [-]
You idiot, now you're going to have prickly fuzz. The only fun there is having prickles is when you rub your balls in your enemy's face
#208 - As much as it may come as a shock, I honestly don't care about… 08/26/2013 on Failed trolling 0
#203 - That's ironic, considering everytime a swear word is censored,…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Failed trolling -1
User avatar #205 - ismellnewfag (08/26/2013) [-]
I think you should quit while you have the chance. You have a total of 15 red thumbs from 5 posts.
User avatar #208 - captainfuckitall (08/26/2013) [-]
As much as it may come as a shock, I honestly don't care about virtual thumbs that do nothing except give me a pat on the back. If I did, I would have deleted my comment
User avatar #207 - ismellnewfag (08/26/2013) [-]
Sorry...4 posts.
#17 - That's true We all know the Nazi Party was the best …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Political Authentia -1
#18 - chouinark (08/26/2013) [-]
#10 - I never knew an ancient evil alien being from beyond time and … 08/26/2013 on Breaking the 4th wall +1
#12 - >Implying spiders aren't the best housepets you can possibly have  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Well what do we have here? +1
User avatar #13 - kuntbag (08/26/2013) [-]
yea me and spiders get along like a house on fire
#4 - *Laugh track inserted here* 08/26/2013 on (Laugh Now) 0
#15 - Oh my god.... That's the sweetest thing anyone's eve… 08/26/2013 on Nickelback sucks 0
#40 - through your own merit or lie down in the muck and try to cove… 08/26/2013 on I was a very optimistic child 0
#39 - begging you to reach for them, like tiny flakes of snow reflec…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on I was a very optimistic child 0
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (08/26/2013) [-]
through your own merit or lie down in the muck and try to cover it again. But you can't, because YOU know it's there, and as long as you know you will have to face that truth in the mirror every day, that you are the one who chose to be powerless, you are the one who chose to be a failure, you are the one who made life so dark and scary because you decided that it was easier to be inadequate than it was to be powerful beyond measure.

Because you are, you know.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#515 - mcburd ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
#513 - John Cena (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - John Cena (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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