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#8 - Just two? Casual  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on The shirt should be XL right? 0
#9 - karmakoala (09/06/2013) [-]
You're right, i'm gonna go look at chubby naked men til I grow a pair. I'll let you know how it turns out.
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
That's how real men do it
#15 - Sorry, my mistake, he was in "Through The Looking Glass&q… 09/06/2013 on Mind fuck 0
#8 - But Humpty Dumpty is an egg in Alice and Wonderland, the novel  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Mind fuck -1
User avatar #13 - indiaan (09/06/2013) [-]
I've read Alice's adventures in wonderland by Lewis Caroll and can't remember that Humpty Dumpty was part of it. Please remind me of the chapter in which he was introduced
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, my mistake, he was in "Through The Looking Glass", not Adventures in Wonderland
#9 - satanplagued (09/06/2013) [-]
Can anyone read, THE SONG, this has nothing to do with books, so there are no picture FFS

if you didn't know who humpty dumpty was and some one sung you the song, how would you know
#198 - But that's not a valid excuse; by making the comment, you are … 09/06/2013 on Sexual 0
#196 - The same reason it's a reflection of bad character to be proud…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Sexual 0
User avatar #197 - buttplugmaster (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I expect people to read it. But people who don't "want to hear it" can feel free to not spend time on this and go read the next comment. And to show that I identify with something on a relevant post is a cry for attention? I can like myself for my own choices. I am every day the person I want to be. But acting like the person you want to be doesn't always make you like yourself. So you have to learn not to be ashamed of the parts of yourself you can't control. You have to love those parts too, or they become parts of you you don't like and can't change and eventually you start to hate yourself and it eats you alive. I'm genuinely sorry for you if you associate people liking themselves and being proud enough to talk about themselves unprovoked with poor and shallow character, because it means it's something you were taught not to do. And if you ever want to just talk about yourself and want to tell someone all the things that make you proud of yourself, feel free to come talk to me.
User avatar #198 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
But that's not a valid excuse; by making the comment, you are inviting people to reply and vent how they feel about it.

Yes, because you don't have to identify with something in order to understand it, you could just post about it. Involving yourself personally just means you want to be personally involved, and the only reason you'd want to do that, here, is to get recognition for your sexuality.

Good for you. Well then that's not the path you should be taking; you have to sacrifice everything you are today in order to be the person you want to be tomorrow, but if you don't like where that path is going you should choose a different one. Simple.

Feeling shame over things you cannot control is just as stupid as feeling pride over it. If you cannot control it, you should not judge yourself or anyone else by it, only by personal merits and accomplishments, whichever side of the spectrum they may be on.

And I feel genuinely sorry for you if you have nothing else to say about yourself other than your sexuality (not to mention you constantly misreading my comments. I never said liking yourself was bad, I said that being proud over things you did not accomplish yourself hints that you cannot be proud over your OWN accomplishments, which speaks of poor character).

I don't need a therapist, I have absolutely no trouble expressing my own thoughts and feelings on these matters, nor was my opinion forced upon me or a result of personal oppression; as hard as it may be for you to swallow, I genuinely think the way I do and am very happy I do so
#194 - Because you have no reason Sexuality isn't something you choo…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Sexual 0
User avatar #195 - buttplugmaster (09/06/2013) [-]
I don't see how it should reflect badly on my character to be proud of something I don't have control over. I have to live with it no matter what so I might as well embrace it and be proud of it. I don't care that nobody wants to hear it, they don't have to read it. there are other definitions of this in the comments, and if mine is offensive because I included myself then read those instead. It's not a big deal to me. I think you should consider rethinking your stance on not being proud of something because you can't control it though, you should be able to be proud of something just because you are that thing, if for no other reason then it helps you like yourself a little more, and considering you are the one person you absolutely have to deal with all the time, liking yourself is important.
User avatar #196 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
The same reason it's a reflection of bad character to be proud you're white (or any colour, really), or being proud you're a female (or male), or whatever. People should only be proud of their own merits and accomplishments, things they've actually worked for.

But you posted it as part of a major comment, so ya, you expect people to read it. That's like me walking around naked and when people get outraged, saying "Well they don't have to look", it's just stupid. It's not offensive, it just seems to be a cry for attention and makes me not want to take you seriously (and others, I'm sure).

Why should I rethink my stance? Why SHOULD you be proud of something you didn't work for? Liking yourself is fine, but liking yourself for things that you didn't earn is just a cop-out because there is nothing else about you worth saying. If you do not like yourself, then you should strive to change that and be a person you DO like, but finding validation in such trivial things, again, only go to prove how poor and shallow a character you have.
User avatar #197 - buttplugmaster (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I expect people to read it. But people who don't "want to hear it" can feel free to not spend time on this and go read the next comment. And to show that I identify with something on a relevant post is a cry for attention? I can like myself for my own choices. I am every day the person I want to be. But acting like the person you want to be doesn't always make you like yourself. So you have to learn not to be ashamed of the parts of yourself you can't control. You have to love those parts too, or they become parts of you you don't like and can't change and eventually you start to hate yourself and it eats you alive. I'm genuinely sorry for you if you associate people liking themselves and being proud enough to talk about themselves unprovoked with poor and shallow character, because it means it's something you were taught not to do. And if you ever want to just talk about yourself and want to tell someone all the things that make you proud of yourself, feel free to come talk to me.
User avatar #198 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
But that's not a valid excuse; by making the comment, you are inviting people to reply and vent how they feel about it.

Yes, because you don't have to identify with something in order to understand it, you could just post about it. Involving yourself personally just means you want to be personally involved, and the only reason you'd want to do that, here, is to get recognition for your sexuality.

Good for you. Well then that's not the path you should be taking; you have to sacrifice everything you are today in order to be the person you want to be tomorrow, but if you don't like where that path is going you should choose a different one. Simple.

Feeling shame over things you cannot control is just as stupid as feeling pride over it. If you cannot control it, you should not judge yourself or anyone else by it, only by personal merits and accomplishments, whichever side of the spectrum they may be on.

And I feel genuinely sorry for you if you have nothing else to say about yourself other than your sexuality (not to mention you constantly misreading my comments. I never said liking yourself was bad, I said that being proud over things you did not accomplish yourself hints that you cannot be proud over your OWN accomplishments, which speaks of poor character).

I don't need a therapist, I have absolutely no trouble expressing my own thoughts and feelings on these matters, nor was my opinion forced upon me or a result of personal oppression; as hard as it may be for you to swallow, I genuinely think the way I do and am very happy I do so
#184 - Ya, that's a word for that too, it's called being uncomfortabl… 09/05/2013 on Sexual -1
#181 - Demisexual is classified as 'secondary sexual attraction', as …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual 0
User avatar #182 - TheMather (09/05/2013) [-]
To put it this way. If I were to get hammered off my ass, I'd be no more likely to sleep with anyone than any straight dude would be to sleep with another dude (that wasn't crossdressing).
It's not just me having self-control, I would feel as uncomfortable sleeping with even the hottest chick as I would feel sleeping with a dude. Sex without reciprocated feelings = big no.
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Ya, that's a word for that too, it's called being uncomfortable. Straight guys can be comfortable with hot chicks just like any sexual orientation can be uncomfortable with people despite their personal preferences.

If you actually think like that, at most, you're not Demisexual (because I don't think Demisexual is a thing), you're just sensitive and have standards. That's all. You can still get turned on and still have a libido outside of emotional attachment, that just proves my point
#174 - Actually, that's not the colour of the Heterosexual flag. As a… 09/05/2013 on Sexual 0
#170 - Unlikely, but oh well Demisexual, by definition, is w…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual +1
User avatar #179 - TheMather (09/05/2013) [-]
No, demisexuality has nothing to do with libido. It's about attraction to individuals, not about what turns you on.
Demisexuals still get turned on like usual, we just don't want to get laid except with people we are romantically attracted

Like I would seriously turn down sex no matter how hot the woman that offered it to me. There's only one girl I'd be willing to sleep with and I would only do it completely on her conditions.
I still enjoy porn on a daily basis, though I feel it should be noted I mainly read hentai of pairings I have emotional investment in.
User avatar #181 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Demisexual is classified as 'secondary sexual attraction', as in, attraction based upon emotional attachment, rather than physical, which is what I said.

That doesn't make any sense. If you still get turned on, yet only have sex with people you are emotionally connected to, that's called 'choosing who you want to have sex with', not deserving of its own word of sexuality.

I highly doubt that.
It shouldn't be noted, because it doesn't matter; I don't care what you're interested in or what gets you off, nor do I need to hear about it. You can go and think you're Demisexual all you like if that's what makes you feel better, but you don't need to shove it in people's faces
User avatar #182 - TheMather (09/05/2013) [-]
To put it this way. If I were to get hammered off my ass, I'd be no more likely to sleep with anyone than any straight dude would be to sleep with another dude (that wasn't crossdressing).
It's not just me having self-control, I would feel as uncomfortable sleeping with even the hottest chick as I would feel sleeping with a dude. Sex without reciprocated feelings = big no.
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Ya, that's a word for that too, it's called being uncomfortable. Straight guys can be comfortable with hot chicks just like any sexual orientation can be uncomfortable with people despite their personal preferences.

If you actually think like that, at most, you're not Demisexual (because I don't think Demisexual is a thing), you're just sensitive and have standards. That's all. You can still get turned on and still have a libido outside of emotional attachment, that just proves my point
#158 - As much as I like Humon's comics, this one really pissed me of…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual 0
#171 - Rascal (09/05/2013) [-]
Take a moment and realize that she was being sarcastic, because that is what the actual hetero flag looks like. Yeah boring, right? black and white stripes? kinda plain? She never said it was boring, the flag is boring. and of course the people who identify with the original version of this comic like it better than the ones other people put together, because this one isn't making fun of ANYONE.
User avatar #174 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Actually, that's not the colour of the Heterosexual flag. As a matter of fact, I was unaware the entire spectrum of sexuality could be captured in waving paper, but hey, I may just be looking too deep into it. (And for your information, looking up "Heterosexuality flag" yielded no type of black and white flag. The most common one was just blue and pink with a heart somewhere in there, so you are still incorrect).

Not making fun of anyone? Oh, I suppose you're right, I guess the Heterosexual male at the bottom doesn't look absolutely miserable, nor is the flag (which is not official, mind you) crafted to look as plain and vanilla as possible. Not to mention absolutely NONE of the comments on Humon's channel saying "Oh ya, Hetero's are so boring", cause nobody does that. Ever. No fun making here.

For the record, the revised version was more silly than Humon's, simply because it was literally made to be over-the-top and offensive, and when a joke is MEANT to be offensive, the comedian is not actually trying to offend anyone
#157 - In case you were wondering, you're getting flack because you f…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual 0
User avatar #190 - buttplugmaster (09/05/2013) [-]
Why should I not feel good about it? Do you feel bad about your sexuality? I don't care about people giving me flack about it, in content about sexuality the different types of sexuality are relevant. I don't think i'm better than anyone else, but I don't feel i'm less than anyone else either so there really isn't any reason for me not to say it. But thank you for trying to tell me why people were giving me shit, you have a good weekend :3
User avatar #194 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
Because you have no reason Sexuality isn't something you choose, it's something you're born with, and if you really take pride in something that you have no control over, it speaks very poorly of your character.

Yes there is reason for you not to say it, because nobody cares, nobody wants to hear it. You want to explain what sexuality is? Awesome, you do that; but nobody gives a shit what you are.
User avatar #195 - buttplugmaster (09/06/2013) [-]
I don't see how it should reflect badly on my character to be proud of something I don't have control over. I have to live with it no matter what so I might as well embrace it and be proud of it. I don't care that nobody wants to hear it, they don't have to read it. there are other definitions of this in the comments, and if mine is offensive because I included myself then read those instead. It's not a big deal to me. I think you should consider rethinking your stance on not being proud of something because you can't control it though, you should be able to be proud of something just because you are that thing, if for no other reason then it helps you like yourself a little more, and considering you are the one person you absolutely have to deal with all the time, liking yourself is important.
User avatar #196 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
The same reason it's a reflection of bad character to be proud you're white (or any colour, really), or being proud you're a female (or male), or whatever. People should only be proud of their own merits and accomplishments, things they've actually worked for.

But you posted it as part of a major comment, so ya, you expect people to read it. That's like me walking around naked and when people get outraged, saying "Well they don't have to look", it's just stupid. It's not offensive, it just seems to be a cry for attention and makes me not want to take you seriously (and others, I'm sure).

Why should I rethink my stance? Why SHOULD you be proud of something you didn't work for? Liking yourself is fine, but liking yourself for things that you didn't earn is just a cop-out because there is nothing else about you worth saying. If you do not like yourself, then you should strive to change that and be a person you DO like, but finding validation in such trivial things, again, only go to prove how poor and shallow a character you have.
User avatar #197 - buttplugmaster (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I expect people to read it. But people who don't "want to hear it" can feel free to not spend time on this and go read the next comment. And to show that I identify with something on a relevant post is a cry for attention? I can like myself for my own choices. I am every day the person I want to be. But acting like the person you want to be doesn't always make you like yourself. So you have to learn not to be ashamed of the parts of yourself you can't control. You have to love those parts too, or they become parts of you you don't like and can't change and eventually you start to hate yourself and it eats you alive. I'm genuinely sorry for you if you associate people liking themselves and being proud enough to talk about themselves unprovoked with poor and shallow character, because it means it's something you were taught not to do. And if you ever want to just talk about yourself and want to tell someone all the things that make you proud of yourself, feel free to come talk to me.
User avatar #198 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2013) [-]
But that's not a valid excuse; by making the comment, you are inviting people to reply and vent how they feel about it.

Yes, because you don't have to identify with something in order to understand it, you could just post about it. Involving yourself personally just means you want to be personally involved, and the only reason you'd want to do that, here, is to get recognition for your sexuality.

Good for you. Well then that's not the path you should be taking; you have to sacrifice everything you are today in order to be the person you want to be tomorrow, but if you don't like where that path is going you should choose a different one. Simple.

Feeling shame over things you cannot control is just as stupid as feeling pride over it. If you cannot control it, you should not judge yourself or anyone else by it, only by personal merits and accomplishments, whichever side of the spectrum they may be on.

And I feel genuinely sorry for you if you have nothing else to say about yourself other than your sexuality (not to mention you constantly misreading my comments. I never said liking yourself was bad, I said that being proud over things you did not accomplish yourself hints that you cannot be proud over your OWN accomplishments, which speaks of poor character).

I don't need a therapist, I have absolutely no trouble expressing my own thoughts and feelings on these matters, nor was my opinion forced upon me or a result of personal oppression; as hard as it may be for you to swallow, I genuinely think the way I do and am very happy I do so
#155 - Homosexuality: Sexual attraction to the same sex based upon ge…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual +1
User avatar #160 - TheMather (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm demisexual. Your turn.
User avatar #170 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Unlikely, but oh well

Demisexual, by definition, is where you only feel 'secondary sexual attraction', I.E. sexual attraction only to people you develop emotional attachments Realistically, it means you're attracted to emotions, not bodies

However, chances are people who claim to be this sexuality are ALSO lying, as if so they would A, never watch porn. B, only feel sexually attracted to those they personally know (which gives them a very small window of sexual expression and romance).

Essentially, it's always proper to assume someone is Heterosexual until they prove (note: prove, not just say) otherwise. If someone says they are Homosexual, just assume they're very liberal with their sex. Bisexual? Assume they want attention. Pansexual? Assume they want attention (and for you to ask about it, of course). Transsexual (or any type of body changing or 'otherkin' styles)? Until you see them actively trying to change their body, assume they too just want attention. Asexual? Assume they have just got out of a string of bad relationships and don't want anything serious. Demisexual? Assume they want attention as well as wanting to feel superior to those around them
User avatar #179 - TheMather (09/05/2013) [-]
No, demisexuality has nothing to do with libido. It's about attraction to individuals, not about what turns you on.
Demisexuals still get turned on like usual, we just don't want to get laid except with people we are romantically attracted

Like I would seriously turn down sex no matter how hot the woman that offered it to me. There's only one girl I'd be willing to sleep with and I would only do it completely on her conditions.
I still enjoy porn on a daily basis, though I feel it should be noted I mainly read hentai of pairings I have emotional investment in.
User avatar #181 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Demisexual is classified as 'secondary sexual attraction', as in, attraction based upon emotional attachment, rather than physical, which is what I said.

That doesn't make any sense. If you still get turned on, yet only have sex with people you are emotionally connected to, that's called 'choosing who you want to have sex with', not deserving of its own word of sexuality.

I highly doubt that.
It shouldn't be noted, because it doesn't matter; I don't care what you're interested in or what gets you off, nor do I need to hear about it. You can go and think you're Demisexual all you like if that's what makes you feel better, but you don't need to shove it in people's faces
User avatar #182 - TheMather (09/05/2013) [-]
To put it this way. If I were to get hammered off my ass, I'd be no more likely to sleep with anyone than any straight dude would be to sleep with another dude (that wasn't crossdressing).
It's not just me having self-control, I would feel as uncomfortable sleeping with even the hottest chick as I would feel sleeping with a dude. Sex without reciprocated feelings = big no.
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Ya, that's a word for that too, it's called being uncomfortable. Straight guys can be comfortable with hot chicks just like any sexual orientation can be uncomfortable with people despite their personal preferences.

If you actually think like that, at most, you're not Demisexual (because I don't think Demisexual is a thing), you're just sensitive and have standards. That's all. You can still get turned on and still have a libido outside of emotional attachment, that just proves my point
#74 - I've tried, but he is living on his own somewhere in Edmonton,… 09/05/2013 on I always did 0
#28 - For those of you who want to know, he was saying infatuation f… 09/05/2013 on Wiser Words Were Never Spoken 0
#27 - That's fine, and I understand what you mean; yet even so I dis…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Wiser Words Were Never Spoken 0
User avatar #29 - DarkCrow (09/05/2013) [-]
I see your point. And I couldn't agree more on what it SHOULD be. But sometimes, you can't control whether the person you love deserves it or not. As for family, at least for me, it's like an instict to love them, to protect them, and whatnot. And only in extreme situations (physical abuse for example) would I be able to suppress this instict. But the perception of love depends on the person (the way they grew up etc etc). So we are both correct in a way.
#4 - His name is 'Jon', actually  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Mark Twain everybody... +1
User avatar #5 - kingofunnyjunk (09/05/2013) [-]
oh. allright.
#2 - "Sing on my dick" -Arin Hanson  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Mark Twain everybody... +1
User avatar #3 - kingofunnyjunk (09/05/2013) [-]
" What a cock!"
John Jafari
User avatar #4 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
His name is 'Jon', actually
User avatar #5 - kingofunnyjunk (09/05/2013) [-]
oh. allright.
#3 - She would be Diane Sitter if the stabber had it his way 09/05/2013 on The Worst Kind of Stabber +3
#17 - This really hits hard, because all through my life I had a ter…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on I always did +21
User avatar #67 - olliemereside (09/05/2013) [-]
Dude, you should try contact him
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
I've tried, but he is living on his own somewhere in Edmonton, and he only contacts us maybe once a year (and can only do so for a few minuets, long distance charges being as they are). He doesn't have any social media I can message him by, nor do I know his address, and even if I did it would be one hell of a trip just to tell him I forgive him and understand
#4 - Comment deleted 09/05/2013 on Stuff No One Told Me -1
#9 - Ya, man; in medieval times, you still looked great when you go…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on The Middle Ages 0
#13 - tobloi (09/05/2013) [-]
More like 14-16, didn't live mu h older than 30-35 ish
#10 - I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you were the ultimate authority…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Wiser Words Were Never Spoken +7
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#8 - Well, I fell out of love with her, are you going to tell me I …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Wiser Words Were Never Spoken +7
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User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you were the ultimate authority on love and what it should be.

I'm not trying to start an argument or a debate, because there is nothing to debate about. Yes, some love can last forever, others, despite even both parties' best efforts, do not. It's not some massive math problem or an unknown variable, it's just a simple fact that we have to live with whether we like it or not. If love couldn't die, then it couldn't be born or cultivated either
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#6 - Incorrect There are some people who live and love for…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Wiser Words Were Never Spoken +23
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
For those of you who want to know, he was saying infatuation fades but love is forever. When I told the story of me and my first love, he said she must have never really loved me. I retorted with comment below, and he said that falling 'out of love' just because the are seeing someone else shouldn't happen. I don't know what his last comment was
User avatar #26 - DarkCrow (09/05/2013) [-]
In Greece we learn to distinguish being in love from loving someone. We even got different words for these. Being in love fades away, but loving someone stays, as you love your family. It's like you care for someone very much. I think this feeling, once you have it, it never goes away. I had some really disastrous relationship some years ago but I loved her, and although I stopped being "in love" with her, I still care for what happens to her. That's what I define as love and the difference from being "in love". That's the best way I can find to explain it at least.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
That's fine, and I understand what you mean; yet even so I disagree. Some things ARE forever, arguably, including feelings; but some other things fade (After-all, you love someone for who they are, but who they are can change), and there's nothing wrong with that. Likewise, you are never obligated to love someone over circumstances you cannot control (such as family); love is something incredible and beautiful, and should have to be earned in whatever situation you may be in
User avatar #29 - DarkCrow (09/05/2013) [-]
I see your point. And I couldn't agree more on what it SHOULD be. But sometimes, you can't control whether the person you love deserves it or not. As for family, at least for me, it's like an instict to love them, to protect them, and whatnot. And only in extreme situations (physical abuse for example) would I be able to suppress this instict. But the perception of love depends on the person (the way they grew up etc etc). So we are both correct in a way.
#11 - realization (09/05/2013) [-]
That's deep, what I needed.
User avatar #12 - dedaluminus (09/05/2013) [-]
I bet with a username like that, you are slowly collecting the accumulated wisdom of the internet by reading all the comments that message you.
#15 - realization (09/05/2013) [-]
Yes I know... didn't know about it till after I made the account.
User avatar #13 - dedaluminus (09/05/2013) [-]
mention*
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User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Well, I fell out of love with her, are you going to tell me I never loved her either? If you ask me, that's an even worse way to live than assuming there's no true love; just thinking everyone with a failed relationship (and got over it) never really loved the other person and were just in it for some ulterior motive

I know it's harsh, but everything can degrade eventually; that's just the basic law of the universe. However, it can also be made up again, and that's what we should be trying to promote
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User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you were the ultimate authority on love and what it should be.

I'm not trying to start an argument or a debate, because there is nothing to debate about. Yes, some love can last forever, others, despite even both parties' best efforts, do not. It's not some massive math problem or an unknown variable, it's just a simple fact that we have to live with whether we like it or not. If love couldn't die, then it couldn't be born or cultivated either
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#513 - Rascal (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - Rascal (02/16/2015) [-]
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#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - Rascal (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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