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#11 - Tumblr has caught on. They're invading. QUIC…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Amazing indeed +4
#13 - soundofwinter (12/24/2013) [-]
This one will get me a lot of hate.

I hate all animals. All of them, fuck them. Animals are stupid, smelly, ugly, loud, and annoying. Not to mention you have to pay for all that? Fuck that shit! Kill em' all.

ferrets are okay
#31 - uguuu (12/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, on the basis that humans are animals in the need of being put down.
#24 - tehfalconguy (12/24/2013) [-]
*tubecats
#26 - fatspartan (12/24/2013) [-]
I see we have another Lethalfrag fan here
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
I'm personally a Reptile man, myself.
#12 - Was that " ******* " really necessary …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/23/2013 on now that's one fucked up... +22
#90 - blancka (12/24/2013) [-]
was that "really" necessary?
User avatar #62 - kirkbot (12/24/2013) [-]
were the weasly twins fucking necessary?
User avatar #57 - bushingenna (12/24/2013) [-]
Well actually it adds emphasis so in order to show how much they approved, he put "fucking"
User avatar #26 - gigamuffin (12/24/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah it fucking is fucking necessary! What the fuck are you, some sort of fucking pansy who fucking doesn't fucking like the fucking word "Fuck?"
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
No, but swear words are used for emphasis, and they lose their emphasis when used too much or when they're not needed, and in both cases they just turn vulgar.
User avatar #13 - imagnetsux (12/24/2013) [-]
that's what mrs bieber asked her husband as she rolled over, only vaguely aware of the catastrophic consequences of he mistake
#87 - gerfox (12/24/2013) [-]
And the consequences was for her that her life would become enriched after he struck gold with fame and money - and that he would spread joy to millions of naive fans out there, while some, or many, were annoyed by his actions.

I'm all for the Bieber hate, but do not imply his life has had any negative effect on the world. He's just another douche, but the lifes of many may not have been the same without him.
User avatar #117 - imagnetsux (12/24/2013) [-]
coulda had someone else' kid and maybe if he didn't have a mentally ill dad he'd make better music. if you find yourself raping someone, you're probably batshit.
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
Wasn't Mr.Beiber the result of a rape?
User avatar #17 - imagnetsux (12/24/2013) [-]
I will hunt this man down.
User avatar #46 - snowshark (12/24/2013) [-]
Nothing makes you hate rape quite as much as Beiber.
User avatar #15 - imagnetsux (12/24/2013) [-]
*her
#33 - Eh, Joy-of-Satan is not very...steady with other Satanic group…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2013 on I dislike satanists +1
User avatar #62 - minionofdolan (12/24/2013) [-]
Joy of Satan is one of the ones I am familiar with. I was fascinated by most of what they had to offer till I got to the part about aliens. Its not entirely out of bounds just diddnt give the same feel that you get from most other Satanic groups. Idk thats just me. I did like the honing of psychic ability and meditation. Im still confused about the part on a Satanic Rosary. Shed any light on it? You seem to know alot more then I do. *Fun fadt* I had a framed picture of Marchosias hung on my wall for many years.
User avatar #71 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
Their beliefs regarding extra-terrestrials come from the works of Zachariah Sitchen, I highly recommend his material to you, and you can even find audiobooks on Youtube.

Well I'm not sure what you're confused about, can you be more specific?
User avatar #126 - minionofdolan (12/24/2013) [-]
Its 1 thing to take satanism from christianity but to declare a catholic rosary and convert it into a satanic mantra tool...Im sorry I can come to grips just fine with the idea that satanism has its roots in christianity but to say the catholics stole the roseary from the Tibetan people and then now there stealing it from there enemys..idk
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
Rosary's WERE first used by Monks, as a matter of fact; mainly used for Divination. You have to remember good sir that Monotheistic religions such as christianity are only a couple thousand years old, and that Pantheistic or "Universal" (focusing upon energies, and the world rather than a single deity. Eastern Areas are rife with these types of beliefs) religions have been around for tens of thousands, going all the way back 50 thousand years to the first civilization. Nearly everything you see in modern religions today was first created and used by religions long before it.
User avatar #130 - minionofdolan (12/24/2013) [-]
agreed every thumb I have given you has been earned and I learned a few things today well done
#30 - I do believe you're actually mistaken and are referring to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on I dislike satanists +2
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#29 - To explain this, there are actually multiple Sects of Satanism…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/23/2013 on I dislike satanists +16
#141 - sinclairr (12/24/2013) [-]
I never understood the whole concept of Satan. He was prideful and arrogant, and jealous, and was cast out of Heaven into hell, yes, but than God never killed him. God never destroyed the Devil, he just sent him into Hell so he could literally be a God. And than when I ever talk to people about this they always say 'It leads to judgement day, when God and Angels will fight the Devil.' but that doesn't make any sense. Where do Demons go when they die... Or do they just go out of existence? Isn't there some rule about that somewhere, that no life really 'die'. And than the question is raised if God can't destroy Satn, as in he doesn't have the power, but that makes me wonder what the hell does God have the power to do? Isn't he God, the most powerful being in existence? I always felt like the Bible just said something along the lines of "God didn't like Satan, but he said he could have his own little Hell and be a God there as long as he takes in all the bad people and pokes them with sticks" I'd agree with the ideal more, as it makes more sense. The christians always throw in this idea that God is 100% love and brightness, while everything else is 100% evil. I liked the Roman Gods, because all they did was bone their sisters and spent their free time fucking with humans (or fucking humans) and making big monsters.

TLR Ya'll motherfuckers need the Atom
#192 - uberbunk (12/24/2013) [-]
According to mormons (maybe other religions too, I don't know, I'm mormon and I wanted to give my two cents worth) God wanted his children to be able to become like him, but to do that they would have to go through a mortal existence and live it perfectly, having all ordinances put in place, and living a completely perfect life. Christ said, and I paraphrase, "Alright, we'll send prophets and give them the ability to know right from wrong for the most part. We'll give them decisions and the ones that choose to follow your commandments will get to return and become like you. They will not be perfect, but I can atone for them so they can repent and become perfect through me, and the glory will be yours." and Satan was like "I have a plan too! Just take away their ability to choose. They won't need to repent if they can't sin. Choose my plan and give me your glory." God chose christs plan, satan convinced one third of Gods children to follow him, none of them received bodies and they are all working to tempt us. Mormons usually say hell as in a refiners fire, spirit prison, a place to repent and become perfect while waiting for ressurection, or Outer Darkness. Outer Darkness is a void that only sons of perdition, people who have walked and talked with God and still defied him, will be sent after judgement day. They arent physically capable of residing in gods presence. God doesn't hate them, it just goes against how the kingdoms of heaven work. Celestial is for the perfect people (repentant, baptized, not crazy hard to get into) and they live in the presence of God, Christ, and Holy Ghost. Terrestrial is for the good people who have not been baptized or other ordinances, but I'm pretty sure they can work their way up. Telestial is for bad people, but if you saw how awesome it is you'd kill yourself to get there. Outer Darkness is a void with disembodied perditious souls completely cut off from the presence of God. Hard to get there, but if your into that...
#193 - uberbunk (12/24/2013) [-]
Fellow mormons, if this is not what youve been taught I want you to know that as Uchtdorf said, our church is run by people and is not perfect. Different people teach different things on these doctrines we don't often talk about, and it is sort of a flaw, but here I was trying to put together what I have heard on average.
#238 - mormon (12/25/2013) [-]
I've seen a lot of people talk about what Mormons believe, like 20 notifications a day a lot, and I'm pretty sure you're one of the few who got it right. Lol nice shout-out.
#149 - ubbashnubba (12/24/2013) [-]
Actually, according to the Bible, Satan is not in hell, nor has he been. He was cast onto Earth, where he still is. After he is vanquished at the end of time, he will be imprisoned in hell along with every demon. He doesn't rule hell, he is tortured in it.
User avatar #148 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
To answer all of your questions (Note: These are not the answers of Satanic lore, but each of their respective beliefs)

god never killed him because Satan was to serve the purpose of tempting people, and only at the end of days, when temptation is no longer needed as everyone will be judged, will the battle commence. Demons do not die, they can dissipate, but then reform after a while. No life does die, it all goes to an after-life. One could be "Thee most powerful" without being "all powerful", and power itself only extends to what you consider power to be. While it varies from sect of christianity to sect, Satan doesn't actually 'rule', he suffers along with everyone else. That's because god is supposed to represent that love and brightness.

Now for the Satanic Lore, version...

Satan was actually a rival deity (who was, in fact, under the service of god as god was his superior at the time) who disagreed with his orders on killing all of humanity. Satan provided us with a means to be saved and god found out and fought him, the conflict extended to the whole group with some siding with Satan and others siding with god until Satan lost and him and his group were exiled. Satan and god are actually roughly equal in power, with Satan losing due to an unknown circumstance (which is why god cannot kill him now), and now they're just trying to train till one of them sees an opportunity to exploit. Demons die just like we do, but unlike us Demons have the ability to capture the "soul" (consciousness) of a person and their memories and just put it right back into a new body, but sometimes energies can dissipate and they can just "retire" and flow into another creature or place. Nothing ever dies, not really, it's only a transfer of energy from place to place. I'm not sure who the MOST powerful being is, but I'm sure Satan and god would have to be some of the strongest. There also is no such thing as "good or evil", at least not in ways we can understand.

User avatar #31 - snood (12/23/2013) [-]
yeah i went on joyofsatan . org to read up on what they believe, idk how much their beliefs are in agreement with other satanists but it sounds like what you're saying. But they call Satan by the name Lucifer (which is his name from the Christian/Hebrew books) and also force you to believe that 1) The holocaust never happened and 2) that Jesus never existed (they actually refuse to even capatilize his name on the website) which are pretty much facts (unless you are a conspiracy theorist).

So my point is that they're pretty much a religion that's created to be against another religion, which is kinda more proving that the first religion (Christianity) is right than the one that's against it.
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Eh, Joy-of-Satan is not very...steady with other Satanic groups. They fall in and out of favour a lot due to their political beliefs, and while many Satanists agree they are a good stepping stone and "base" to gather your beliefs, they aren't something you should total subscribe to.

Well no, Paganism has existed for a very long time, longer than any monotheistic religion to date, Satanism is just a short branch of Paganism that tries to extend back to the old roots. Nor was it made to "be against" another religion. They are just FOR their own beliefs and believe that Satan is actually the good guy, and this clashes with the modern belief.
User avatar #62 - minionofdolan (12/24/2013) [-]
Joy of Satan is one of the ones I am familiar with. I was fascinated by most of what they had to offer till I got to the part about aliens. Its not entirely out of bounds just diddnt give the same feel that you get from most other Satanic groups. Idk thats just me. I did like the honing of psychic ability and meditation. Im still confused about the part on a Satanic Rosary. Shed any light on it? You seem to know alot more then I do. *Fun fadt* I had a framed picture of Marchosias hung on my wall for many years.
User avatar #71 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
Their beliefs regarding extra-terrestrials come from the works of Zachariah Sitchen, I highly recommend his material to you, and you can even find audiobooks on Youtube.

Well I'm not sure what you're confused about, can you be more specific?
User avatar #126 - minionofdolan (12/24/2013) [-]
Its 1 thing to take satanism from christianity but to declare a catholic rosary and convert it into a satanic mantra tool...Im sorry I can come to grips just fine with the idea that satanism has its roots in christianity but to say the catholics stole the roseary from the Tibetan people and then now there stealing it from there enemys..idk
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
Rosary's WERE first used by Monks, as a matter of fact; mainly used for Divination. You have to remember good sir that Monotheistic religions such as christianity are only a couple thousand years old, and that Pantheistic or "Universal" (focusing upon energies, and the world rather than a single deity. Eastern Areas are rife with these types of beliefs) religions have been around for tens of thousands, going all the way back 50 thousand years to the first civilization. Nearly everything you see in modern religions today was first created and used by religions long before it.
User avatar #130 - minionofdolan (12/24/2013) [-]
agreed every thumb I have given you has been earned and I learned a few things today well done
#29 - I ALMOST did it... 12/23/2013 on 4chan is full of nice people 0
#13 - Gotta admit, that made me laugh. However annoying you might be… 12/23/2013 on Skinny +1
#243 - Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#224 - "Hi, I'm fine thank you, how are you?" Some… 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
#223 - It IS a really simple thing to do, YOU just freak out about it…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +2
User avatar #242 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I shall learn your ways, and get the girl of my dreams.
User avatar #243 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and thus applies regardless of situation or time-frame. However, if you are in a pickle that requires specific advice, tell me and I will personally guide you to the best course of action for the result desired.
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#15 - I once knew a drug dealer who was a really cool guy. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on meet joe +30
User avatar #42 - xbonezbreaker (12/23/2013) [-]
I thought this was a poem
#161 - I apologize for my rudeness, it's hard to tell sarcasm from ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
User avatar #162 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
No worries bro, its cool
#158 - If you're that socially inept, then maybe you should not go ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again 0
User avatar #160 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
Woah dude chill, I have no problem interacting with people whatsoever, just trying to make a joke.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
I apologize for my rudeness, it's hard to tell sarcasm from genuine responses. As you can see my comment is not that popular and many people seem to be very pathetic when it comes to social interaction.
User avatar #162 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
No worries bro, its cool
#151 - I do act like a dick because I don't **** around. I don…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +3
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
#78 - It wasn't addressed to that post specifically. It was just in … 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
#36 - Of course it does, that's why I said it. I'm not tryi…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +9
#134 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
Offering tips to socially awkward porkmountains with molested anuses would not be considered acting like a dick.

User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do act like a dick because I don't fuck around. I don't like it when people wallow in self-pity or act like they deserve sympathy when they do nothing for it.

I mean, why do you think I'm being thumbed down so much? It certainly isn't because I called Tumblr "fake". People don't like being told they can improve, because improving takes work. What they want is to sit on their ass and have people feel sorry for them so they get what they want without earning it.
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
#30 - "Funny" is subjective. People like the content and s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again 0
User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (12/22/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk butthurt is funny, unlike Tumblr posts. My sense of humor > your sense of humor. Deal with it, nigga.
#28 - Says the person who posts stuff from 4chan  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again 0
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (12/22/2013) [-]
At least they can be actually funny.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
"Funny" is subjective. People like the content and so it is thumbed up, that's how it works. Besides, how can you honestly speak about what is and is not good for a website when you've just congratulated someone for "making Funnyjunk butthurt".
User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (12/22/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk butthurt is funny, unlike Tumblr posts. My sense of humor > your sense of humor. Deal with it, nigga.
#23 - I do, actually. As a matter of fact, that's the whole point of… 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +4
#19 - *weather 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
#18 - Look down, I just solved your problem for you. If you have any…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
User avatar #21 - Lloydles (12/22/2013) [-]
You don't weigh in possible anxiety problems and stuff. Yeah it's pathetic but ya know.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do, actually. As a matter of fact, that's the whole point of me putting down a list of things to do in order to have a pleasant conversation (Cause, you know, most people can talk normally without having it).

And besides, how is keeping to yourself and not doing anything going to help your anxiety? If you want to get rid of it, you NEED to put yourself into uncomfortable situations until you can handle it; that's how you develop just about anything. If you DON'T want to get rid of it, well, that's fine too, but if that's the case than you have no right to complain when you find you are unable to do something.
#17 - No reason to act exasperated You're right it doesn't,…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +18
#299 - jpv (12/23/2013) [-]
Damn it feels great to be a pimp!
User avatar #218 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
>It's okay to ask them on a date.
>Implying that's a really simple thing to do.
Please help oh wise man, how does one ask a girl out?
User avatar #223 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
It IS a really simple thing to do, YOU just freak out about it.

I did help you, oh pathetic one, I gave you tips here as well as tips in a comment elsewhere in this thread. If you REALLY want me to help you with your love life, guess what, I actually can, if you'd be willing to check the most recent comment on my page you'll find a link to my facebook, while there just scroll down till you see "Chapter 1: Love and Romance" and read. It'll help.

If you have any more specific questions or concerns after that, feel free to ask and I will assist you
User avatar #242 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I shall learn your ways, and get the girl of my dreams.
User avatar #243 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and thus applies regardless of situation or time-frame. However, if you are in a pickle that requires specific advice, tell me and I will personally guide you to the best course of action for the result desired.
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#35 - justthisonepost (12/22/2013) [-]
You know, this actually helps a bit. Thanks man
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
Of course it does, that's why I said it.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but sitting around and wallowing in self pity does nothing, only by trying to improve does it actually happen and sometimes people need a kick in the ass.

If you have any other problems or need any more advice, please feel free to ask. Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed*

*Provided you actually listen to what I say
#134 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
Offering tips to socially awkward porkmountains with molested anuses would not be considered acting like a dick.

User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do act like a dick because I don't fuck around. I don't like it when people wallow in self-pity or act like they deserve sympathy when they do nothing for it.

I mean, why do you think I'm being thumbed down so much? It certainly isn't because I called Tumblr "fake". People don't like being told they can improve, because improving takes work. What they want is to sit on their ass and have people feel sorry for them so they get what they want without earning it.
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
*weather
#76 - *Be courteous That's what it should say. 12/22/2013 on 45 Man tips 0
#72 - No, not everyone deserves your respect. Respect is like love, …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2013 on 45 Man tips +1
User avatar #75 - atilia (12/22/2013) [-]
It's more of a basic respect. Hold a door open, say thank you, those kind of things. It doesn't mean treat them as a role model from the start.
#88 - anon (11/10/2014) [-]
women are all trash, and you're a faggot fo thinking otherwise
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
*Be courteous

That's what it should say.
#7 - Did you honestly expect anything less from Tumblr? 12/22/2013 on australia 0

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#517 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
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