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#9 - Ah yes, I remember when people exaggerated that once gay marri…  [+] (13 replies) 09/26/2015 on Officer JC +1
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#10 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
However good or terrible it was, it was well made, that's the idea

What is this, ring-around-the-rosie?
Cmon
focus
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#11 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
No it wasn't, and no it isn't.

I am focusing just fine. Stop trying to appeal to my ego. I'm just pointing out that gross exaggerations to make a point tend to scale as retarded because they never get the point across. If everyone acted as if exaggerations were the rule to base things by, nothing would ever be done because of what MIGHT happen.

Back to the original point, what she did, however light it was, was assault. What he did, however harsh it may seem, was restraining someone. Legally, he didn't do anything wrong; making the moral argument is something completely different, but personally, I couldn't give less of a shit over someone who is not only a criminal, but honestly thought it was a good idea to kick a cop and that they would get away with it.
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#12 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
yes it was

And I've given you false credit
My original point was that your little spiel about "consequences of actions" doesn't align with the complaints people might have about excessive force

Thought you might've picked up on that, like anyone with cognitive ability would, hence why exaggeration is a good way to make a point

Finally you actually bother to explain yourself, after trying to play run around in what I initially thought was you just playing at being a dumbfuck

And then you spit out the golden "As if exaggerations were the rule"
way to not understand, even after an explanation
God speed you remedial waterbucket
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#13 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
That seems like an incredibly convoluted way to backtrack.
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#14 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Good thing it's not a backtrack then eh
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#15 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
*Point*
*Exaggeration*
"Exaggerations are bad"
"ACTUALLY IT WASN'T AN EXAGGERATION AT ALL BUT A POINT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT, HERE IS AN INSULT, HERE IS ANOTHER STATEMENT ABOUT WHY EXAGGERATIONS ARE FINE, YOU'RE STUPID FOR EXPLAINING YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING STUPID, YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING"

I don't know, I'd say that fits the bill pretty neatly. I mean, yeah, you're trying to make it more complex then it needs to be so people can't actually see how badly you're backtracking, but generally saying "Exaggerations are fine" then stating "Actually I was just falsely guiding you to a separate point entirely" is pretty...yeah.
#16 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Whooo-wee
Who's post is that all about
It's certainly not related to mine
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#17 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
So why comment?
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#18 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Curious
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#19 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Really? I think you just need to have the last word.
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#20 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
So you're done crying about the point you didn't get and are now whining that you're being responded to, eh

Ah well
better luck next time
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#21 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Thank you for proving my point.
#22 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Most welcome
#7 - Except she didn't poke him, she kicked him. And he didn't …  [+] (15 replies) 09/26/2015 on Officer JC +1
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#8 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Actually exaggeration is a very good way to make a point
It brings to attention the call being made, and serves to identify those willing to discuss, in amongst pedants who want to pat themselves on the back for being intellectuals

You're smart enough to know why I made the exaggeration and what I wanted to illustrate with it
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#9 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Ah yes, I remember when people exaggerated that once gay marriage was legalized, they would parade about, try to turn kids gay, be vulgar, throw their sexuality everywhere, and generally act in an indecent manner.

That was a good point to make, right?
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#10 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
However good or terrible it was, it was well made, that's the idea

What is this, ring-around-the-rosie?
Cmon
focus
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#11 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
No it wasn't, and no it isn't.

I am focusing just fine. Stop trying to appeal to my ego. I'm just pointing out that gross exaggerations to make a point tend to scale as retarded because they never get the point across. If everyone acted as if exaggerations were the rule to base things by, nothing would ever be done because of what MIGHT happen.

Back to the original point, what she did, however light it was, was assault. What he did, however harsh it may seem, was restraining someone. Legally, he didn't do anything wrong; making the moral argument is something completely different, but personally, I couldn't give less of a shit over someone who is not only a criminal, but honestly thought it was a good idea to kick a cop and that they would get away with it.
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#12 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
yes it was

And I've given you false credit
My original point was that your little spiel about "consequences of actions" doesn't align with the complaints people might have about excessive force

Thought you might've picked up on that, like anyone with cognitive ability would, hence why exaggeration is a good way to make a point

Finally you actually bother to explain yourself, after trying to play run around in what I initially thought was you just playing at being a dumbfuck

And then you spit out the golden "As if exaggerations were the rule"
way to not understand, even after an explanation
God speed you remedial waterbucket
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#13 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
That seems like an incredibly convoluted way to backtrack.
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#14 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Good thing it's not a backtrack then eh
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#15 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
*Point*
*Exaggeration*
"Exaggerations are bad"
"ACTUALLY IT WASN'T AN EXAGGERATION AT ALL BUT A POINT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT, HERE IS AN INSULT, HERE IS ANOTHER STATEMENT ABOUT WHY EXAGGERATIONS ARE FINE, YOU'RE STUPID FOR EXPLAINING YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING STUPID, YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING"

I don't know, I'd say that fits the bill pretty neatly. I mean, yeah, you're trying to make it more complex then it needs to be so people can't actually see how badly you're backtracking, but generally saying "Exaggerations are fine" then stating "Actually I was just falsely guiding you to a separate point entirely" is pretty...yeah.
#16 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Whooo-wee
Who's post is that all about
It's certainly not related to mine
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#17 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
So why comment?
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#18 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Curious
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#19 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Really? I think you just need to have the last word.
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#20 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
So you're done crying about the point you didn't get and are now whining that you're being responded to, eh

Ah well
better luck next time
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#21 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Thank you for proving my point.
#22 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Most welcome
#9 - Good point.  [+] (3 replies) 09/26/2015 on Amazing Watermelon Art... 0
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#10 - truezen (09/26/2015) [-]
you are fucking retarded
#12 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
*?
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#11 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Ah yes, I totally remember when the laws of biology collapsed and open fruit did not rot or go bad in extreme heat (or went bad faster with flies all over it), and that the fact they took a picture of it, thus immortalizing it, WASN'T a good point as to why the effort was worth it.

Hopefully one day I will be as smart as you, and make such smart claims.
#13 - Sure you can. Look over at Europe, do the immigrants seem like…  [+] (9 replies) 09/26/2015 on Is England Waking Up? +27
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#51 - kokkoderrisch (09/26/2015) [-]
Literally only 4.4% of the United Kingdom's population are muslims.
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#138 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Taken from a 2010 census...
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#14 - fatminion (09/26/2015) [-]
I need sources, please. You say the majority of England is Muslims - OK, let's say that's true. Does the UK celebrate Ramadan? Do they have Muslim Pride Parades?

I live in Munich, the Bavarian capital steeped in tradition. But it's one of the most successful cities in the World due largely to companies like Siemens and BMW, who look to the future and embrace technology and workers from around the world. Munich has 1.3 million people, 600,000 of which are Turkish immigrants. The Turks have been coming to Germany for years, and there are very many second and third-generation Turks who grow up speaking German and Turkish. We have a bunch of mosques, but they aren't really like you'd imagine with domes and such. Most are just normal buildings. And yeah, there are very many kebap stands and Döner stands and cevapcici or whatever, and it's somewhat part of our culture now, too. But we still have Oktoberfest, Maifest, Starkbierfest, and all the national and state holidays are Catholic ones. I'd say even if Munich or Bavaria becomes 90% Muslim, Bavaria will still be Catholic. If anything, I could only imagine Bavaria becoming nondeominational. Nobody in this day and age switches official religions because of immigrants. The immigrants come and take on the main culture and bring a few cultural aspects of their own. It's called multiculturalism or cosmpolitanism. It's not a bad thing. If you want to conserve your current culture, then you are free to do so. Nobody forces you to attend Mosque or forbades you from eating pork. If anything, the Muslim community breaks down when they live here a long time. I know so many Turks who don't identify as Muslim - they identify as German. They eat Schweinshax'n, drink Helles, don't have a beard and don't go to Mosque. They just have dark skin and can speak Turkish (or maybe not) and their parents came from Turkey.

I was born in the US and I immigrated here. There are 10,000 Americans in Munich. I come from a country where there is no official religion, so it was strange for me to give my religion on my visa forms. I just chose "none". Now I can't get married officially in a church since I'm not an official member, but fuck it. The culture here is to be part of an official religion, and most are Catholic, but just because I'm not doesn't mean I'm removing their culture.

Before you start spouting off ultra-conservative bullshit, try living in a few metropolitan cities in the world as well as in the boondocks. Also try reading up on world history. We're much better off now than we were when every nation just tried to militarily conquer each other and take the natives as slaves. Be happy you can move to any country you want and be free. If you really don't like the idea of being with people from other walks of life, then move to a community where everyone thinks like you. Doe that sound familiar? Tumblr? It's OK not to be open to new cultures and ideas and it's ok to want to preserve your own culture, but cities have ALWAYS been cosmopolitan and multicultural because trade is a very important part of international relations. The reason NYC or London got to be so "great" is because they trade with the whole world. Of course you get some Irish immigrants in the US and some Americans emigrating to the UK - who cares? They'll likely stay in a big city and integrate and bring along some other culture. If you don't like it, stay in the boonies with other closelike-minded individuals.

Peace out.
#25 - schnizel (09/26/2015) [-]
www.change.org/p/city-of-munich-ban-the-intolerant-and-anti-islamic-event-of-oktoberfest
I've also heard that the camp in Bavaria is a real brothel.
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#29 - fatminion (09/26/2015) [-]
474 people signed it. Didn't even make 500. Whackjobs if you ask me. Oktoberfest is going on right now and shows no sign of stopping. Instead of freaking out about every little news article, do some independent research, put things in perspective, get outside and stop being so hateful toward other cultures.

Although we've come to expect schnizel to be a bigot, but it'd be cool to see you become enlightened.
#30 - schnizel (09/26/2015) [-]
ayy lmao my friend
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#15 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Certainly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_Kingdom (Keep in mind, that was done in 2011 BEFORE the immigration, and it was already the second largest).

I'm not sure, I have not been to England, though I have seen largest masses (that is, temple type) happening in the streets in videos.

You're not making any point; if anything, you're only helping mine. Your entire paragraph could be summarized as "Yeah, we adopted a lot of their culture, but at least we kept some of our own". How many Muslim communities do you have in Germany, exactly. Care to give sources of your own?

I never said you were. I said Immigrants don't Integrate.

I can't say I've lived in any poor neighbourhoods, but I have lived in extreme poverty. I'm not sure where your point there was going. I have read up on world history, thank you, also not sure where you're going with that. I never said our way of life was worse now, I just said, going to a new place, you should integrate. That's ultra conservative to you?

You have done absolutely nothing but prove my point and prove your OWN close-mindedness by assuming what I was going to say and calling me 'ultra-conservative'. Good job, I guess.

To reiterate, I never said people shouldn't go elsewhere or that people shouldn't trade, I said, when moving to a new culture, you should adopt that culture. If you want your own culture, you should stay where that is. I'm very sorry if that hyper-sensitive-conservative-neo-nazi-evil-totalitarian-dictatorship view offends you, but I'm still keeping it.

Have a good day.
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#20 - fatminion (09/26/2015) [-]
aight here we go:

www.abendzeitung-muenchen.de/inhalt.auslaenderanteil-in-der-bevoelkerung-in-muenchen-ist-die-ganze-welt-zu-hause.1bbca6db-2896-4aa6-9d99-79255a614e5a.html

you'll have to translate to English. But I was a bit off. Munich has 1.5 million, and 37.7 % are foreigners or with foreign roots. That's 40,500 Turks 23,700 Croatians, 22,500 Greek, 21,700 Italians. nearly 40% means almost every other person is a "foreigner". But just because your country is a dominant Islam country doesn't mean you are Muslim or practice. This article says that there are 120,000 Muslims in Munich which make up 8% of the population:

www.sueddeutsche.de/muenchen/muslime-in-muenchen-extremisten-sind-eine-kleine-minderheit-1.2156016

This means not only the Türkish or Morrocan immigrants are Muslims - we have ones here anyway.

And yeah, we do take on portions of their culture, but not one iota of "native Bavarian culture" has been lost. Not one single Christian church has been torn down and a Mosque put in place. Not one Curry-Wurst stand was replaced with a Kebap stand - they just are added to our culture.

And like I said - if you don't like multi-cultural cosmopolitan cities, then do not live there. Of course some of the best jobs are there, so maybe you'll have to live outside the city and drive in to avoid seeing too many other cultures.

I meant with the history exactly what I said: metropolitan cities, per definition and historically, are multicultural. You trade with Egyptians and Turks and Greeks and you learn their language, customs etc. They learn yours. Maybe they set up a Greek restaurant in your German city - great! There is nothing wrong with that! You say immigrants should integrate: AND THEY DO!!! They learn the language, they don't remove local customs. They don't have to observer our customs just like we don't have to observe their customs. I just haven't seen much evidence that a) the majority of immigrants do not ingegrate over time and b) that that's even a bad thing.

Sorry if it hurts you to call you ultra-conservative. Maybe you're just mildly conservative. I, for one, think cultures change and are not as important as human life. I also think that immigration does not replace culture - only 100% saturation would, like, say, Europeans invading North America and obliterating the native peoples. But you know what? Even with so few tribes still left in North America, there are still practicing Natives and we have good records of much of their history and culture. Many have given up the culture because it is outdated and impractical in the 21st century. The same thing happens with migrants from the Middle East - they must accept capitalism and democracy and socialism and get used to women not covering their heads and such. And they do. I've lived here nearly 10 years and I've never heard of a single act of terrorism. In fact, I think the last terrorist attack was at the Olympics in 1974.

Anyway, please go visit some metropolitan places and see for yourself. Or show me the video of "Islam masses in the streets". I doubt it is as sinister as it sounds.

Oh, and to address the "living in poverty" thing, I can't seem to find the line in my comment where I said that, and I don't remember saying it. I meant "boondocks" as in "rural areas", because that's traditionally where conservatives/traditionalists live. "My pappy had this land and his pappy before him" and so on.

If you can show me a study that shows in many cities in 20th and 21st century first world that there is a correlation between immigrant and loss of natie culture - say, the removal of historic buildings, fewer films or plays shown in the local language, schools closing down or schools taught in the language of the foreigner, then maybe we can start making statements like "foreigners encroach on the local culture".
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#22 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
The first link was written in 2013, the next in 2014. I can only guess the numbers have risen since then, given the mass immigration. I will not call that a point for me or against you, but only something to take notice OF.

You say immigrants integrate, but you have not answered my previous questions. Have they in Sweden, now rape capital of Europe? They certainly do not SEEM to be integrating.

Do you then support immigration toward Africa? Israel? Japan? Do you believe the entire world should embrace German or American culture?

Oh no, calling me ultra-conservative doesn't insult me, I AM ultra-conservative, but you couldn't have known that. It just says a lot about you, personally, when you call me such because I believe in maintaining the dominant culture of the country.

Europe crumbles under devastating Mass Immigration/Invasion. The video is as posted.

You literally can, though. You can still look up news in Sweden where they are adopting more and more immigrant holidays, give benefits to immigrant or minority workers, promote racial mixing, and teach in foreign languages for their new citizens. But since it is my job, in proving a point, to provide evidence; here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Sweden#Effects_of_immigration
#5 - "People should not suffer for the consequences of their a…  [+] (17 replies) 09/26/2015 on Officer JC +2
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#6 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
I poke you in the arm
You shoot me with a shotgun

You tell the cops "Hey he suffered the consequences of his actions"
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#7 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Except she didn't poke him, she kicked him.
And he didn't shoot her, he brought her to the ground and restrained her.

Generally, exaggeration is a terrible way to prove a point. If you're going to use an example, keep it within the ranges of the source.
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#8 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Actually exaggeration is a very good way to make a point
It brings to attention the call being made, and serves to identify those willing to discuss, in amongst pedants who want to pat themselves on the back for being intellectuals

You're smart enough to know why I made the exaggeration and what I wanted to illustrate with it
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#9 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Ah yes, I remember when people exaggerated that once gay marriage was legalized, they would parade about, try to turn kids gay, be vulgar, throw their sexuality everywhere, and generally act in an indecent manner.

That was a good point to make, right?
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#10 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
However good or terrible it was, it was well made, that's the idea

What is this, ring-around-the-rosie?
Cmon
focus
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#11 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
No it wasn't, and no it isn't.

I am focusing just fine. Stop trying to appeal to my ego. I'm just pointing out that gross exaggerations to make a point tend to scale as retarded because they never get the point across. If everyone acted as if exaggerations were the rule to base things by, nothing would ever be done because of what MIGHT happen.

Back to the original point, what she did, however light it was, was assault. What he did, however harsh it may seem, was restraining someone. Legally, he didn't do anything wrong; making the moral argument is something completely different, but personally, I couldn't give less of a shit over someone who is not only a criminal, but honestly thought it was a good idea to kick a cop and that they would get away with it.
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#12 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
yes it was

And I've given you false credit
My original point was that your little spiel about "consequences of actions" doesn't align with the complaints people might have about excessive force

Thought you might've picked up on that, like anyone with cognitive ability would, hence why exaggeration is a good way to make a point

Finally you actually bother to explain yourself, after trying to play run around in what I initially thought was you just playing at being a dumbfuck

And then you spit out the golden "As if exaggerations were the rule"
way to not understand, even after an explanation
God speed you remedial waterbucket
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#13 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
That seems like an incredibly convoluted way to backtrack.
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#14 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Good thing it's not a backtrack then eh
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#15 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
*Point*
*Exaggeration*
"Exaggerations are bad"
"ACTUALLY IT WASN'T AN EXAGGERATION AT ALL BUT A POINT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT, HERE IS AN INSULT, HERE IS ANOTHER STATEMENT ABOUT WHY EXAGGERATIONS ARE FINE, YOU'RE STUPID FOR EXPLAINING YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING STUPID, YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING"

I don't know, I'd say that fits the bill pretty neatly. I mean, yeah, you're trying to make it more complex then it needs to be so people can't actually see how badly you're backtracking, but generally saying "Exaggerations are fine" then stating "Actually I was just falsely guiding you to a separate point entirely" is pretty...yeah.
#16 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Whooo-wee
Who's post is that all about
It's certainly not related to mine
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#17 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
So why comment?
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#18 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Curious
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#19 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Really? I think you just need to have the last word.
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#20 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
So you're done crying about the point you didn't get and are now whining that you're being responded to, eh

Ah well
better luck next time
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#21 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Thank you for proving my point.
#22 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Most welcome
#3 - It's because, unlike whites, they actually fear death.  [+] (11 replies) 09/26/2015 on Wait.. +40
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#7 - danmegaflakes (09/26/2015) [-]
and have complete common sense

said no one ever
#4 - kanaka (09/26/2015) [-]
us whites don't care, because our bones are white too
long live skeleton army
#13 - dreygur (09/26/2015) [-]
[NECROMANCY INTENSIFIES]
#19 - relvel (09/26/2015) [-]
I like to use mummies since they are more durable than most undead, but it does take some time to prepare the corpse. What servants do you prefer to use?
#5 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
Everyone's bones are white my friend. There is no race distinction in the skeleton army, only a unifying opposition to the fuckbois.
#6 - kanaka (09/26/2015) [-]
indeed, let us dance to this truth
#9 - rubusguy (09/26/2015) [-]
look boi`s,
the only black skeletons are burned and/or ill if rotten clean, all are white try 2 prove meh wrong racism does not disprove truth
f*ck`n love bein` white
#10 - kanaka (09/26/2015) [-]
here is a rare example of skeletons gone awol from the fuccery of too many fuccbois
#11 - chokebee (09/26/2015) [-]
Aaand, here's not a thumbnail.
#21 - tripleskit (09/26/2015) [-]
#12 - kanaka (09/26/2015) [-]
you see, it was big enough to be read to begin with
#7 - And then it rots in two hours.  [+] (5 replies) 09/26/2015 on Amazing Watermelon Art... +1
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#8 - captainprincess (09/26/2015) [-]
Luckily someone took a picture
It'll last longer
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#9 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Good point.
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#10 - truezen (09/26/2015) [-]
you are fucking retarded
#12 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
*?
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#11 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
Ah yes, I totally remember when the laws of biology collapsed and open fruit did not rot or go bad in extreme heat (or went bad faster with flies all over it), and that the fact they took a picture of it, thus immortalizing it, WASN'T a good point as to why the effort was worth it.

Hopefully one day I will be as smart as you, and make such smart claims.
#4 - Except when you look like an 80 year old with down syndrome on…  [+] (2 replies) 09/26/2015 on Time for a road trip +6
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#6 - animedudej (09/26/2015) [-]
jokes on you I AM 21 years old

though seriously i dont do drugs but only if you dont count alchohol
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#7 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2015) [-]
I don't count alcohol