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#29 - That's not what my own Jewish friend currently residing in Isr…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2015 on Oy Vey 0
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#30 - Haruhi (09/29/2015) [-]
He must be lying to you then because I live in Israel.
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#31 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2015) [-]
Or you could be.

I figured you did, by the way.
#264 - Can you name a country where it IS popular? (That is, by publi… 09/29/2015 on He's Trying to Paint Her... 0
#263 - Not that you've seen. Consider we may both hang out in differe…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2015 on He's Trying to Paint Her... 0
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#266 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/29/2015) [-]
Of course there's always going to be problems with individuals, but you're making it out to be a political thing where it's not.
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#269 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2015) [-]
It's not a political thing, you're absolutely right, it's just not a 'popular' thing. Generally, people prefer marrying within their own race, fetishes aside. People will often express more attraction to their own race, fetishes aside. People, especially nationalistic or patriotic people, tend to be far more in favour of same-race/culture marriages. So on, so fourth.
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#270 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/29/2015) [-]
No, you misunderstand what I mean by political thing, When I say political thing I mean something that's widespread, something that affects our country, something that forms an aspect of our culture, Which if true is what you described. The problem is that it isn't true at all. It hasn't been for a while, just because you have same race preferences doesn't mean everyone else does.
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#271 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2015) [-]
You're right, just because I prefer something doesn't mean everyone does.

But most people prefer it that way.

Most people marry into their own race, fetishes aside.

Even on dating sites and countries with a lot of different races/immigration, it is still statistical probability that people will marry into their own race.
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#272 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/29/2015) [-]
No, Statistically people marry within their own culture, and people that are most like their culture, statistically are the same race. There's no race mixing discrimination really anymore, it's a non issue, we can talk about the rate of people that are gay but it doesn't make that any more or less of an issue either.
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#273 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2015) [-]
Okay.
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#265 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/29/2015) [-]
Yeah but the people I hang out with hang out with other people and so fourth and thing's get around, If something is a prominant political issue people are often aware of it without experiencing it personally and I'm pretty wired into these types of things.
#262 - What kind of problems?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2015 on He's Trying to Paint Her... -1
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#282 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2015) [-]
People being a bunch of pathetic racist cunts, for one. Give me your address, we'll start with you.
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#283 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2015) [-]
Certainly. I live at 685 Nicola Street in Kamloops, British Columbia. You are welcome to come any time, and we'll have a proper go.
#285 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2015) [-]
>most guns are banned for ownership

Holy shit, stay top cuck racist faggot. Not even worth the bullet, but feel free to cut your wrists if you can find a point object that hasn't been confiscated yet.
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#286 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2015) [-]
Golly gee willickers, that sounds like the backing out of a coward! If you were too afraid to do anything, why ask for my address? You're strange.

Also, guns aren't banned. The only place they're even disapproved of is in Quebec. Otherwise, you can get a license for just about anything.
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#287 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2015) [-]
Nah, not a coward, just lazy and drunk. Not gonna bother offing you in another country, that's a lot of time and money wasted. It'd be like going to Canada just to smoosh a fly.

Riiiight. Whatever makes you feel like less of a cuck. Be careful with them scawwy butter knives.
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#288 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2015) [-]
Which is the exact same excuse you'd use if I was in another state, or even the one right over. Good luck with the whole 'total badass' routine you got going; I hope it helps, considering you're the only one who believes it.

You're thinking of England, m8
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#289 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2015) [-]
Eh, maybe. It may have beenover-eager internet tough guy shit, but what would I care if you think less of me for backing out? You're not even human shit; you're the shit of something that ate human shit. Your certainly not worth going to jail over, though I would certainly be fine with you dying painfully and alone.

Nah, I am not. England is worse, but Canada is still Cuckistan in Training.
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#290 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2015) [-]
At least you can admit it. Kudos. Regardless, you're still trying too hard. The only person who is acting with extreme hate and prejudice here is you.
#27 - That's the whole point, isn't it? Making land where only Jews …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2015 on Oy Vey 0
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#28 - Haruhi (09/29/2015) [-]
You are incredibly ignorant about Israel. All citizens in Israel have completely equal rights, both Jews and non-Jews alike. I don't have any orthodox friends or acquaintances that use the term 'goy' or 'goyim'. Nobody says that except the ultra ultra orthodox, which again, are less than 1% of the Jewish population.
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#29 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2015) [-]
That's not what my own Jewish friend currently residing in Israel claimed...
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#30 - Haruhi (09/29/2015) [-]
He must be lying to you then because I live in Israel.
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#31 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2015) [-]
Or you could be.

I figured you did, by the way.
#46 - Kinky  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on triggered +1
#76 - eatwaffles (09/30/2015) [-]
**eatwaffles used "*roll picture*"**
**eatwaffles rolled image**Come kink me up anytime, fam.
#6 - "Remember Comrades, we are tank! They take out treads…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2015 on Tactical Russians +26
#31 - edgecutter (09/29/2015) [-]
Have an Air Force version.
#13 - alos (09/29/2015) [-]
Here, take this
#4 - You gotta pick a new thing to carve into your testicles every week.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on When you watch some kid TV... 0
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#5 - thejusticar (09/29/2015) [-]
This Monday it's gas the likes.
Next one is race war starts now
#9 - To quote the one video designer from 'Clients From Hell': &quo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2015 on triggered +4
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#37 - eatwaffles (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm a woman, and I'm offended Because no one is buying this shit to use on me!
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#46 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2015) [-]
Kinky
#76 - eatwaffles (09/30/2015) [-]
**eatwaffles used "*roll picture*"**
**eatwaffles rolled image**Come kink me up anytime, fam.
#16 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Women, Gays, and Blacks all get offended.
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#64 - schneidend (09/29/2015) [-]
Women can be gay and/or black. Case closed!
#5 - Apparently, the oldest recorded joke is a dick joke. "… 09/29/2015 on Humans never change +65