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#53 - I get that. I also get that if you went to, say, India, Japan,… 03/14/2014 on white 0
#52 - Just making a point; much like the comic himself.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #56 - scant (03/14/2014) [-]
A point of what? You stated that you can't those kinds of people seriously and they're just 'looking for reasons to be offended', when in actual fact he's a comedian who's stretching the truth and probably made the whole thing up to begin with for the sake of a funny joke.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"Those types of people" reflect anyone who genuinely has that view. I understand he's a comedian and doing a joke, but many of the people who say the same type of things are not. I hate to be 'that guy', but take Tumblr for example, who will go out of their way to make up new words and reasons to feel like they're oppressed.

I didn't mean to specify the comedian; just anyone who is serious about it.
#59 - scant (03/14/2014) [-]
Well I guess I can agree with you on that point.
#28 - Eh. You can build up resistances and immunities to just about …  [+] (13 new replies) 03/14/2014 on (untitled) -5
User avatar #30 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
Like I said, your suspicions are wrong. Eating food you're allergic to causes intestinal damage. Each time you eat it, the damage itself is exacerbated in addition to the actual damage caused being greater in magnitude. It results in perforations in your gut which allows the non-digestible foods (e.g. peanuts) to escape into the rest of your body, which is extremely dangerous. Each time you eat the allergen the perforations get bigger and more numerous.

So no, you don't "build up resistances". That's like saying if I get stabbed in the face enough eventually the knife just won't go through anymore.
#81 - rdobet (03/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
But eventually you WILL build up a tolerance for the pain.

Is it not true that the body can adapt to just about any conditions, given enough time?
User avatar #35 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
No, it's not true. Why do people get lung cancer from smoking? Should the tar just stop building up after a while, since they've developed a "resistance" to it?
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Actually, there are many people who smoke and do drugs for most of their life and live to see a ripe old age. I myself have known a man who smoked since he was 12, he's now in his mid 70's and only now getting a bit worried about heart problems because he's never had any before.

Others keel over in nearly 5 years. It varies.
User avatar #38 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
No shit, in just the same way people eat peanuts for their whole lives and never complain of anything, whereas people who are incapable of processing peanuts fucking die if they eat them enough.
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well, not really. Penuts are not deadly unless you choke on them; allergies are just caused by an over-reaction or inability to process it. Naturally, a body that is able to adapt and evolve would handle a reaction properly or GAIN the ability to process it given enough time.
#73 - softdoritocat (03/14/2014) [-]
captainfuckitall, just stop and admit you're wrong.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I admitted I knew very little about allergies to the poster below you. I'm just stating my opinion rather than facts; and explaining the train of logic I followed to come to the conclusions I did.

I can admit I'm wrong just fine, thank you; and I admit I probably am.
User avatar #29 - kikisu (03/14/2014) [-]
They are. You have to go to specialized imunotherapy sessions to hopefully build up tolerances. Allergic reactions are your body going haywire over little things, they aren't normal reactions. Exposing yourself to your allergen will, for the most part, just cause another reaction.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Eh. I would be willing to test it myself, but I do not have any allergic reactions.

Forgive me, I have not studied anything about it, I only trust the strength of a trained immune response system. I figure, since the whole reason you have allergies is because your body believes it is a threat, if you are exposed to it enough it will eventually realize it is not one.
User avatar #32 - kikisu (03/14/2014) [-]
It depends on how bad your allergy is really. But its not just your body seeing it as a threat, it's going ham and all out. I had a severe dust allergy from being around too much dust for a good part of my life, and when I went to get immunotherapy, it sent me to the hospital because of how badly I reacted.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound very good at all. I don't understand how your genes and body could fail you so much in regards to something (nearly) totally harmless.
#86 - You already posted that.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Anxiety 0
User avatar #87 - lolollo (03/14/2014) [-]
I know, it's my favorite.
#51 - My oh my, what a wonderful way to end an argument, when you ar…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #77 - kuchikirukia (03/14/2014) [-]
Not everthing can be easily explained to morons or children. There's a reason we don't put 2 year olds in college.
The immature perspective you exhibit indicates you're too young for this.
User avatar #139 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
You weren't fooling anyone, you know. Your argument was good at first, but crumbled, and then you were too much of a pissy poor-sport to actually admit it.

Don't get me wrong, I have a massive ego to, really. But the difference between you and me is that I can admit I do, and I can admit when I'm wrong too. And let me teach you something kid; you can never become right if you refuse to acknowledge when you're wrong.
User avatar #140 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
Still too young.
User avatar #141 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Then it sucks for you that everyone younger than you proves you wrong.
User avatar #142 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
>younger
>proves
You are young.
User avatar #145 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Need time to think of another excuse? That's okay. I can wait

P.S. you're still not fooling anyone.
#146 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not my job to shepherd Jr High and High schoolers. It's your life. You'll either progress, or not.
User avatar #147 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
And yet, you still only ever make excuses and then run away like a little bitch.

Don't worry, I'm sure your mom will let you stay in her house for a long time.
User avatar #159 - kuchikirukia (03/16/2014) [-]
Sorry kid, there are thousands of babies being born every day. You're not special, and there's no benefit to me to spend effort trying to beat a complex subject into an immature mind.
Go back to your DBZ.
User avatar #160 - captainfuckitall (03/16/2014) [-]
Alright, so let me get this straight. You have no problem mocking me and telling me off (which is apparently worth your time), but you do NOT want to share with me, or anyone else who asks, an explanation as to why I was incorrect in my earlier statement...because you DON'T have time for that?

Seriously, you're a piece of shit. I don't say that often, but you're a fucking piece of shit.

Look at you. You're sitting on a website getting into internet arguments that aren't even worth a second comment (I get that I'm in them too. I got time to waste), hoping, of course, that nobody smarter replies to you because then you get your ass handed to you. And then instead of admitting you're wrong, or even just leaving and grumbling about it to yourself later (like most do), you go on and on about how YOU'RE the special one because it is not WORTH your time to reply to me...despite the fact that you're replying to me.

Not only that, but when other people ask, you don't give them and explanation either. You just go on and on, masturbating your ego to the thought of how intelligent you look, because you obviously can't get that in your real life because if you even tried you'd be laughed off a fucking stage, like you probably have been already.

You KNOW you're stupid, you KNOW you're wrong, you KNOW you have absolutely NO argument and NOTHING intelligent to say...and so you desperately try to save yourself (only for the sake of your ego, because nobody else buys your bullshit) and convince yourself that everybody else is wrong.

Have a nice life, really, I do mean that. I mean maybe you're a cool guy, maybe in another time and place I'd buy you a beer and we could shoot the shit, but right now you're absolutely nothing, and you really are NOT worth MY time. Bye bye.
User avatar #161 - kuchikirukia (03/17/2014) [-]
I said effort.
Nothing you're sending my way requires any effort to deal with. It's just the whining of a self-absorbed kid. "Why won't you TELLLLL me?"
Because you're not worth the effort. That's why.
Welcome to the world, where not everyone is your parent, teacher, or peer.
User avatar #162 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2014) [-]
It's so cute that you're still making excuses as if you're actually smart.
User avatar #163 - kuchikirukia (03/17/2014) [-]
It's cute that your imagination doesn't extend beyond that.
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2014) [-]
Beyond what? Your entire argument literally consists of "You're wrong...but I'm not gonna tell you why. You still have to believe me though". How the hell am I supposed to respond to that? That would NEVER pass in ANY court, ANY official document, ANY hearing, ANYWHERE IN LIFE. It is only here, and the only reason you still continue is so you can save the last bit of dignity you can for yourself.
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Then why not tell your plan to the other guy? Buttgauges. Or is he too young to?
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well then, very well, I humble myself before you.

Please, tell me your opinion and what you wanted to say, I will listen and take it into account. If you do not want to tell me, surely you can still tell buttgauges, can't you?
User avatar #90 - buttgauges (03/14/2014) [-]
Please sir, then enlighten me with your higher intellect because I assure you I am no child. I'm sure that at least I can handle your vastly superior opinion.
#35 - Yes, because we are in a predominantly white country. You woul…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/13/2014 on white +2
User avatar #37 - kuchikirukia (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but...
... never mind. You're too young.
User avatar #51 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
My oh my, what a wonderful way to end an argument, when you are without one, and still wanting to seem like the superior person.

I would recommend getting that ego checked.
User avatar #77 - kuchikirukia (03/14/2014) [-]
Not everthing can be easily explained to morons or children. There's a reason we don't put 2 year olds in college.
The immature perspective you exhibit indicates you're too young for this.
User avatar #139 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
You weren't fooling anyone, you know. Your argument was good at first, but crumbled, and then you were too much of a pissy poor-sport to actually admit it.

Don't get me wrong, I have a massive ego to, really. But the difference between you and me is that I can admit I do, and I can admit when I'm wrong too. And let me teach you something kid; you can never become right if you refuse to acknowledge when you're wrong.
User avatar #140 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
Still too young.
User avatar #141 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Then it sucks for you that everyone younger than you proves you wrong.
User avatar #142 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
>younger
>proves
You are young.
User avatar #145 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Need time to think of another excuse? That's okay. I can wait

P.S. you're still not fooling anyone.
#146 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not my job to shepherd Jr High and High schoolers. It's your life. You'll either progress, or not.
User avatar #147 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
And yet, you still only ever make excuses and then run away like a little bitch.

Don't worry, I'm sure your mom will let you stay in her house for a long time.
User avatar #159 - kuchikirukia (03/16/2014) [-]
Sorry kid, there are thousands of babies being born every day. You're not special, and there's no benefit to me to spend effort trying to beat a complex subject into an immature mind.
Go back to your DBZ.
User avatar #160 - captainfuckitall (03/16/2014) [-]
Alright, so let me get this straight. You have no problem mocking me and telling me off (which is apparently worth your time), but you do NOT want to share with me, or anyone else who asks, an explanation as to why I was incorrect in my earlier statement...because you DON'T have time for that?

Seriously, you're a piece of shit. I don't say that often, but you're a fucking piece of shit.

Look at you. You're sitting on a website getting into internet arguments that aren't even worth a second comment (I get that I'm in them too. I got time to waste), hoping, of course, that nobody smarter replies to you because then you get your ass handed to you. And then instead of admitting you're wrong, or even just leaving and grumbling about it to yourself later (like most do), you go on and on about how YOU'RE the special one because it is not WORTH your time to reply to me...despite the fact that you're replying to me.

Not only that, but when other people ask, you don't give them and explanation either. You just go on and on, masturbating your ego to the thought of how intelligent you look, because you obviously can't get that in your real life because if you even tried you'd be laughed off a fucking stage, like you probably have been already.

You KNOW you're stupid, you KNOW you're wrong, you KNOW you have absolutely NO argument and NOTHING intelligent to say...and so you desperately try to save yourself (only for the sake of your ego, because nobody else buys your bullshit) and convince yourself that everybody else is wrong.

Have a nice life, really, I do mean that. I mean maybe you're a cool guy, maybe in another time and place I'd buy you a beer and we could shoot the shit, but right now you're absolutely nothing, and you really are NOT worth MY time. Bye bye.
User avatar #161 - kuchikirukia (03/17/2014) [-]
I said effort.
Nothing you're sending my way requires any effort to deal with. It's just the whining of a self-absorbed kid. "Why won't you TELLLLL me?"
Because you're not worth the effort. That's why.
Welcome to the world, where not everyone is your parent, teacher, or peer.
User avatar #162 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2014) [-]
It's so cute that you're still making excuses as if you're actually smart.
User avatar #163 - kuchikirukia (03/17/2014) [-]
It's cute that your imagination doesn't extend beyond that.
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2014) [-]
Beyond what? Your entire argument literally consists of "You're wrong...but I'm not gonna tell you why. You still have to believe me though". How the hell am I supposed to respond to that? That would NEVER pass in ANY court, ANY official document, ANY hearing, ANYWHERE IN LIFE. It is only here, and the only reason you still continue is so you can save the last bit of dignity you can for yourself.
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Then why not tell your plan to the other guy? Buttgauges. Or is he too young to?
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well then, very well, I humble myself before you.

Please, tell me your opinion and what you wanted to say, I will listen and take it into account. If you do not want to tell me, surely you can still tell buttgauges, can't you?
User avatar #90 - buttgauges (03/14/2014) [-]
Please sir, then enlighten me with your higher intellect because I assure you I am no child. I'm sure that at least I can handle your vastly superior opinion.
#34 - I get asked where I come from and I'm white. Not as often as a…  [+] (45 new replies) 03/13/2014 on white 0
User avatar #82 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
But you don't get asked : but where are you really from:
User avatar #99 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're right, I don't. However, if I was in another country, or even lived there, I would. And that's okay.
User avatar #105 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You misunderstand, friend. I understand perfectly well that it can get annoying; but to you, while you've been asked a million times, they only asked once.

Replying to them in a calm and civilized manner is easily not only the best, but most rewarding thing to do.
User avatar #107 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Except you ignored every other point I made, and you assume that it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before it comes out.

For example there's a dollar theater in my area that shows older movies, and they charge 1.75, and I was going to make a comment/joke about how it's more than a dollar, but then I thought about it and realized every fucker in existence must have said that to them before, and that it technically wasn't named anything that is even close to "dollar theater", that was just the colloquial name. I could come up with a million more of these. Asking dumb questions just because everyone else does it isn't more excusable, it is less so.
User avatar #108 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I do not ignore any points. Just because I do not change my opinion doesn't mean I brush yours aside; I consider every side equally, or at the very least, I try to. Just as well I do not assume it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before you say it, but in the end they are just words, and only have as much meaning and connotation as you attach to them.

Well then good for you, you're a more socially conscious person than others. I'd give you a handshake if I could. Granted, you still could have told the joke and it would have been fine, really. My mother would often tell the same stories all the time, sometimes to different people, sometimes to the same ones, and I was always there to hear all of them. I got sick of them, hated hearing about them (as I also didn't like the content of the story), and disliked being there when she told them. I never flipped out, however; because I understood that others find them funny, and she finds them funny, and so I either bare it and smile or politely leave the room.

If you do not like asking those questions, making those comments, or cracking stupid jokes, that's fine, good for you. But that doesn't mean others cannot, especially if the question is genuine.
User avatar #109 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
You made 0 mention of them whatsoever. You ignored them. You can keep your awful opinion, but that doesn't change the facts.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"It's annoying and comes off as racist"
"It's not racist, it's just because we're the majority"
"You don't get asked"
"If I was in another country I would"
"Here's some reasons it's rude"
"Here's some reasons it's not"
"Here's a story of why it is"
"Here's a story of why it's not"

Ya man, you're totally right, I made absolutely zero mention of them...

I totally ignored each and every one of them.

Your opinion is absolute fact.

But hey, if it stops you from throwing a temper tantrum and acting like a brat, you can think whatever you like. Good day.
User avatar #120 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
And what kind of retard says white people can't be racist because they're the majority. Retard.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I never said people cannot be racist because they are in the majority, I said that they do not get asked the same questions BECAUSE they are in the majority. The same way that a black person in Africa, even if born in America, would never get asked "where are you really from".

You're still trying too hard.
User avatar #114 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Dumb ass.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #117 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as admitting you were wrong.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same thing. Because you're desperately scratching at the bottom of the barrel to "prove" you're right, even if only to yourself.

It's not working.
User avatar #113 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.

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User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're not even making an argument. You're literally just repeating yourself while mocking me

Look, I replied to all of your arguments, or if you're upset because I didn't...mention them in my comments, you didn't mention mine either, so...we're in the same boat.

Regardless of how you feel about the matter, I have clearly replied to all of your arguments. You have simply lost, and are now throwing a tantrum.
User avatar #119 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I repeated all of the points you said nothing about, just like I said you didn't. I won in every single aspect.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
*3 out of 4.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #127 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 better embodied your viewpoints.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well of course they did, we've been discussing opinions here more than anything. Although I suppose only you would take your opinions as facts.
User avatar #131 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
No, the difference between you and me is that I don't say something that I know can be disproved or discredited logically, because like I mentioned earlier, I actually think about what I'm going to say. So, you're never going to be able to tear down anything I say.
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
If it's disproved and discredited, I would like sources that confirm it as so.

If you cannot find any, it's probably because it only exists in your own mind.
User avatar #122 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Is that so?

1. Nobody is stereotyping.
2. It's natural to ask questions.
3. Of course it's rude, which is why they try to find another, nicer, way to ask
4. And I have more faith in people than to believe they go out of their way to be offensive

Oh, look at that, I already answered 4 out of 5 of those in previous comments. The only thing I didn't answer was the "Stereotype" thing, which you only just brought up.

Well, you certainly do have a fine attitude. Unfortunately, convincing yourself that you're right will never hold up in any debate team, court of law, or...in any place where using logic and reasoning is actually something you need to do. Good luck with living, anyways.
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
#133 - gorginhanson has deleted their comment.
#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
#84 - Ready to continue now?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Anxiety 0
#85 - lolollo (03/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You already posted that.
User avatar #87 - lolollo (03/14/2014) [-]
I know, it's my favorite.
#30 - Indeed. This sounds like a good plan. Tally-ho. 03/13/2014 on white 0
#28 - Then we are in agreement. None, I suppose. But just t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on white 0
User avatar #29 - demigodofmadness (03/13/2014) [-]
I think you're right. We'll have to track this man down and become friends with him so that we can truly discover what type of person he is.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Indeed. This sounds like a good plan. Tally-ho.
#11 - Which probably happens a lot.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #12 - perform (03/13/2014) [-]
Actually it doesn't happen all that often anymore. Maybe 4 times a day.
#63 - unfortunately (03/14/2014) [-]
I can't relate.
User avatar #70 - thesinful (03/14/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I don't know it's like to perform so much due to my name
User avatar #64 - perform (03/14/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#53 - wehavecandy (03/14/2014) [-]
The site's getting older. We just don't perform the way we used to.
#55 - perform (03/14/2014) [-]
STOP.
#14 - And "We should support Affirmative Action" is code f…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on white -9
User avatar #17 - demigodofmadness (03/13/2014) [-]
It's not code for "I hate white people" its code for "I like minorities more than white people" But that is debatable, I won't debate it because I don't agree with affirmative action, but in what he's saying, the person is trying to ask what his race is, without offending him, and as a comedian he phrases it a funny way.

Whats the big deal if he's making fun of people that aren't polite?

Yea, that is pretty annoying, and they would have a right to bitch about that.

He definitely doesn't seem like he does, he's making a joke, and he's a comedian, he's actually advertising for not being politically correct, as most do. He would prefer you literally ask, "Why aren't you white" over "No, I mean where are you really from"

It would be different if he had said, "Fucking Americans, always saying shit like 'No where are you really from' fucking racists I hate them so much"
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Then we are in agreement.

None, I suppose. But just the way it was worded seemed to be directed at all white people, rather than just rude ones. But I suppose we'd just be talking about 'codes' if I said that.

Then they're no better than the rude people.

Again, we're assuming a lot about this man based upon a joke, and I don't think either of us know him in person.
User avatar #29 - demigodofmadness (03/13/2014) [-]
I think you're right. We'll have to track this man down and become friends with him so that we can truly discover what type of person he is.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Indeed. This sounds like a good plan. Tally-ho.
#7 - Eat tiny pieces of nuts at a time. Like, the tiniest.…  [+] (23 new replies) 03/13/2014 on (untitled) +39
User avatar #27 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
That's not how allergies work.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Eh. You can build up resistances and immunities to just about anything. I suspect allergies are no different.
User avatar #30 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
Like I said, your suspicions are wrong. Eating food you're allergic to causes intestinal damage. Each time you eat it, the damage itself is exacerbated in addition to the actual damage caused being greater in magnitude. It results in perforations in your gut which allows the non-digestible foods (e.g. peanuts) to escape into the rest of your body, which is extremely dangerous. Each time you eat the allergen the perforations get bigger and more numerous.

So no, you don't "build up resistances". That's like saying if I get stabbed in the face enough eventually the knife just won't go through anymore.
#81 - rdobet (03/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
But eventually you WILL build up a tolerance for the pain.

Is it not true that the body can adapt to just about any conditions, given enough time?
User avatar #35 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
No, it's not true. Why do people get lung cancer from smoking? Should the tar just stop building up after a while, since they've developed a "resistance" to it?
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Actually, there are many people who smoke and do drugs for most of their life and live to see a ripe old age. I myself have known a man who smoked since he was 12, he's now in his mid 70's and only now getting a bit worried about heart problems because he's never had any before.

Others keel over in nearly 5 years. It varies.
User avatar #38 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
No shit, in just the same way people eat peanuts for their whole lives and never complain of anything, whereas people who are incapable of processing peanuts fucking die if they eat them enough.
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well, not really. Penuts are not deadly unless you choke on them; allergies are just caused by an over-reaction or inability to process it. Naturally, a body that is able to adapt and evolve would handle a reaction properly or GAIN the ability to process it given enough time.
#73 - softdoritocat (03/14/2014) [-]
captainfuckitall, just stop and admit you're wrong.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I admitted I knew very little about allergies to the poster below you. I'm just stating my opinion rather than facts; and explaining the train of logic I followed to come to the conclusions I did.

I can admit I'm wrong just fine, thank you; and I admit I probably am.
User avatar #29 - kikisu (03/14/2014) [-]
They are. You have to go to specialized imunotherapy sessions to hopefully build up tolerances. Allergic reactions are your body going haywire over little things, they aren't normal reactions. Exposing yourself to your allergen will, for the most part, just cause another reaction.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Eh. I would be willing to test it myself, but I do not have any allergic reactions.

Forgive me, I have not studied anything about it, I only trust the strength of a trained immune response system. I figure, since the whole reason you have allergies is because your body believes it is a threat, if you are exposed to it enough it will eventually realize it is not one.
User avatar #32 - kikisu (03/14/2014) [-]
It depends on how bad your allergy is really. But its not just your body seeing it as a threat, it's going ham and all out. I had a severe dust allergy from being around too much dust for a good part of my life, and when I went to get immunotherapy, it sent me to the hospital because of how badly I reacted.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound very good at all. I don't understand how your genes and body could fail you so much in regards to something (nearly) totally harmless.
User avatar #9 - perform (03/13/2014) [-]
For a second I thought I was mentioned by accident.
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Which probably happens a lot.
User avatar #12 - perform (03/13/2014) [-]
Actually it doesn't happen all that often anymore. Maybe 4 times a day.
#63 - unfortunately (03/14/2014) [-]
I can't relate.
User avatar #70 - thesinful (03/14/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I don't know it's like to perform so much due to my name
User avatar #64 - perform (03/14/2014) [-]
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#53 - wehavecandy (03/14/2014) [-]
The site's getting older. We just don't perform the way we used to.
#55 - perform (03/14/2014) [-]
STOP.
#7 - "Which of course means "Why aren't you white"&q…  [+] (105 new replies) 03/13/2014 on white +117
#85 - jandersoninbbb (03/14/2014) [-]
I think "why aren't you white" kind of is an accurate rephrasing of "where are you really from" in this context tbh
User avatar #102 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Sometimes, I'm sure. But that would imply racism when many people aren't really racist, and perhaps it's just my faith in humanity, but I like to think that people would be a bit more curious about his origins if they were not familiar with it, rather than wanting to be offensive.
User avatar #81 - haqq (03/14/2014) [-]
I take it you're white. I was born in America and so were my parents, but people want to know where I came from even though I don't identify at all with that country.
User avatar #101 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Yes I am. And I was born in Canada, with Canadian parents, with grandparents immigrating from the Ukraine. Sometimes I do get asked where "I am from", and I would also get asked that a lot more if I was in a country where white was the minority.

And I take it you are a minority to, and if you traveled to a place where your ethnic background was the majority, you WOULDN'T be asked those questions. You see?
#80 - anon (03/14/2014) [-]
So every white person from America has to say they immigrated from Europe, damn immigrants...
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I never said they do, but they would have to if they were in another country where white was the minority.
User avatar #49 - foamytesquirrel (03/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, bu--... That doesn't me--... Damn it, you're right!
#48 - scant (03/14/2014) [-]
You're totally right.
And it's not as though he's using exaggerated and humorous wording because he's a comedian in front of an audience, right?
Nah, that can't be it. He's definitely offended.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Just making a point; much like the comic himself.
User avatar #56 - scant (03/14/2014) [-]
A point of what? You stated that you can't those kinds of people seriously and they're just 'looking for reasons to be offended', when in actual fact he's a comedian who's stretching the truth and probably made the whole thing up to begin with for the sake of a funny joke.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"Those types of people" reflect anyone who genuinely has that view. I understand he's a comedian and doing a joke, but many of the people who say the same type of things are not. I hate to be 'that guy', but take Tumblr for example, who will go out of their way to make up new words and reasons to feel like they're oppressed.

I didn't mean to specify the comedian; just anyone who is serious about it.
#59 - scant (03/14/2014) [-]
Well I guess I can agree with you on that point.
User avatar #47 - bushingenna (03/14/2014) [-]
He's doing stand up, not preaching his ideals.
User avatar #46 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/13/2014) [-]
They want to know where you're "really from" because you're not white, so that means your family most likely immigrated to America. Even though there are plenty of white immigrants.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I get that. I also get that if you went to, say, India, Japan, Africa, you'd get the question to.
User avatar #42 - Visual (03/13/2014) [-]
Maybe because the first response is clear enough? Not every not-white person should feel the need to clarify that all the time. I was born in Texas so I tell people I'm from Texas, but my parents lived in El Salvador so they always tell people they're from El Salvador. It's as simple as that.
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I agree, the first response should be the only one. Even so, I just think it's silly to get offended over questions.
User avatar #41 - rubydude (03/13/2014) [-]
Or maybe he's a comedian trying to make a fuckin joke, no need to blow your top about it.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
No tops were blown, I assure you.
#38 - hakuna (03/13/2014) [-]
Never have I seen a more true statement than the one you just enlightned us with. Thank you so much
#36 - infinitereaper (03/13/2014) [-]
Exhibit A
Let's face it, stereotypes, and retarded views of race and nationality still exist.
Plenty of retards forget that America is a melting pot.
I'm a mutt myself, born in America, might be half Mexican and Filipino but I'm full blooded American.
I get what you're saying, but I think the point still stands.
#83 - aerosol (03/14/2014) [-]
Half-Mexican half-master race
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Indeed it does, I just felt like making a point as well.
#43 - poppies (03/13/2014) [-]
Half Mexican, half Filipino? I bet you're pretty.
no homo
User avatar #45 - infinitereaper (03/13/2014) [-]
yeah no homo bro
As far as appearances go I'm pretty much told I've got decent looks wherever I go. I was always teased a lot about my looks, more so by the girls
that being said everyone has their own opinions
as far as my health goes, I'm an absolute mess, that being said it's probably less to do with race and more to do with bad genes
I do know there are a few more of my "breed" out there, most of them ain't nearly as pretty
In fact, this is a mix I wouldn't recommend.
#32 - kuchikirukia (03/13/2014) [-]
Whites aren't assumed to be immigrants. That's the thing.
#39 - iamphoenix (03/13/2014) [-]
Probably because the primary ethnicity in America has been white ever since we stole it from the Native Americans.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes, because we are in a predominantly white country. You would be if you went to India or Africa and would get questions like that all the time.
User avatar #37 - kuchikirukia (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but...
... never mind. You're too young.
User avatar #51 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
My oh my, what a wonderful way to end an argument, when you are without one, and still wanting to seem like the superior person.

I would recommend getting that ego checked.
User avatar #77 - kuchikirukia (03/14/2014) [-]
Not everthing can be easily explained to morons or children. There's a reason we don't put 2 year olds in college.
The immature perspective you exhibit indicates you're too young for this.
User avatar #139 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
You weren't fooling anyone, you know. Your argument was good at first, but crumbled, and then you were too much of a pissy poor-sport to actually admit it.

Don't get me wrong, I have a massive ego to, really. But the difference between you and me is that I can admit I do, and I can admit when I'm wrong too. And let me teach you something kid; you can never become right if you refuse to acknowledge when you're wrong.
User avatar #140 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
Still too young.
User avatar #141 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Then it sucks for you that everyone younger than you proves you wrong.
User avatar #142 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
>younger
>proves
You are young.
User avatar #145 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Need time to think of another excuse? That's okay. I can wait

P.S. you're still not fooling anyone.
#146 - kuchikirukia (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not my job to shepherd Jr High and High schoolers. It's your life. You'll either progress, or not.
User avatar #147 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
And yet, you still only ever make excuses and then run away like a little bitch.

Don't worry, I'm sure your mom will let you stay in her house for a long time.
User avatar #159 - kuchikirukia (03/16/2014) [-]
Sorry kid, there are thousands of babies being born every day. You're not special, and there's no benefit to me to spend effort trying to beat a complex subject into an immature mind.
Go back to your DBZ.
User avatar #160 - captainfuckitall (03/16/2014) [-]
Alright, so let me get this straight. You have no problem mocking me and telling me off (which is apparently worth your time), but you do NOT want to share with me, or anyone else who asks, an explanation as to why I was incorrect in my earlier statement...because you DON'T have time for that?

Seriously, you're a piece of shit. I don't say that often, but you're a fucking piece of shit.

Look at you. You're sitting on a website getting into internet arguments that aren't even worth a second comment (I get that I'm in them too. I got time to waste), hoping, of course, that nobody smarter replies to you because then you get your ass handed to you. And then instead of admitting you're wrong, or even just leaving and grumbling about it to yourself later (like most do), you go on and on about how YOU'RE the special one because it is not WORTH your time to reply to me...despite the fact that you're replying to me.

Not only that, but when other people ask, you don't give them and explanation either. You just go on and on, masturbating your ego to the thought of how intelligent you look, because you obviously can't get that in your real life because if you even tried you'd be laughed off a fucking stage, like you probably have been already.

You KNOW you're stupid, you KNOW you're wrong, you KNOW you have absolutely NO argument and NOTHING intelligent to say...and so you desperately try to save yourself (only for the sake of your ego, because nobody else buys your bullshit) and convince yourself that everybody else is wrong.

Have a nice life, really, I do mean that. I mean maybe you're a cool guy, maybe in another time and place I'd buy you a beer and we could shoot the shit, but right now you're absolutely nothing, and you really are NOT worth MY time. Bye bye.
User avatar #161 - kuchikirukia (03/17/2014) [-]
I said effort.
Nothing you're sending my way requires any effort to deal with. It's just the whining of a self-absorbed kid. "Why won't you TELLLLL me?"
Because you're not worth the effort. That's why.
Welcome to the world, where not everyone is your parent, teacher, or peer.
User avatar #162 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2014) [-]
It's so cute that you're still making excuses as if you're actually smart.
User avatar #163 - kuchikirukia (03/17/2014) [-]
It's cute that your imagination doesn't extend beyond that.
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2014) [-]
Beyond what? Your entire argument literally consists of "You're wrong...but I'm not gonna tell you why. You still have to believe me though". How the hell am I supposed to respond to that? That would NEVER pass in ANY court, ANY official document, ANY hearing, ANYWHERE IN LIFE. It is only here, and the only reason you still continue is so you can save the last bit of dignity you can for yourself.
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Then why not tell your plan to the other guy? Buttgauges. Or is he too young to?
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well then, very well, I humble myself before you.

Please, tell me your opinion and what you wanted to say, I will listen and take it into account. If you do not want to tell me, surely you can still tell buttgauges, can't you?
User avatar #90 - buttgauges (03/14/2014) [-]
Please sir, then enlighten me with your higher intellect because I assure you I am no child. I'm sure that at least I can handle your vastly superior opinion.
User avatar #31 - gorginhanson (03/13/2014) [-]
Because it's annoying and it comes off of racist.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
I get asked where I come from and I'm white. Not as often as a minority, granted; but I certainly would if I was in another country. It wouldn't annoy me.
User avatar #82 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
But you don't get asked : but where are you really from:
User avatar #99 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're right, I don't. However, if I was in another country, or even lived there, I would. And that's okay.
User avatar #105 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You misunderstand, friend. I understand perfectly well that it can get annoying; but to you, while you've been asked a million times, they only asked once.

Replying to them in a calm and civilized manner is easily not only the best, but most rewarding thing to do.
User avatar #107 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Except you ignored every other point I made, and you assume that it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before it comes out.

For example there's a dollar theater in my area that shows older movies, and they charge 1.75, and I was going to make a comment/joke about how it's more than a dollar, but then I thought about it and realized every fucker in existence must have said that to them before, and that it technically wasn't named anything that is even close to "dollar theater", that was just the colloquial name. I could come up with a million more of these. Asking dumb questions just because everyone else does it isn't more excusable, it is less so.
User avatar #108 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I do not ignore any points. Just because I do not change my opinion doesn't mean I brush yours aside; I consider every side equally, or at the very least, I try to. Just as well I do not assume it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before you say it, but in the end they are just words, and only have as much meaning and connotation as you attach to them.

Well then good for you, you're a more socially conscious person than others. I'd give you a handshake if I could. Granted, you still could have told the joke and it would have been fine, really. My mother would often tell the same stories all the time, sometimes to different people, sometimes to the same ones, and I was always there to hear all of them. I got sick of them, hated hearing about them (as I also didn't like the content of the story), and disliked being there when she told them. I never flipped out, however; because I understood that others find them funny, and she finds them funny, and so I either bare it and smile or politely leave the room.

If you do not like asking those questions, making those comments, or cracking stupid jokes, that's fine, good for you. But that doesn't mean others cannot, especially if the question is genuine.
User avatar #109 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
You made 0 mention of them whatsoever. You ignored them. You can keep your awful opinion, but that doesn't change the facts.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"It's annoying and comes off as racist"
"It's not racist, it's just because we're the majority"
"You don't get asked"
"If I was in another country I would"
"Here's some reasons it's rude"
"Here's some reasons it's not"
"Here's a story of why it is"
"Here's a story of why it's not"

Ya man, you're totally right, I made absolutely zero mention of them...

I totally ignored each and every one of them.

Your opinion is absolute fact.

But hey, if it stops you from throwing a temper tantrum and acting like a brat, you can think whatever you like. Good day.
User avatar #120 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
And what kind of retard says white people can't be racist because they're the majority. Retard.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I never said people cannot be racist because they are in the majority, I said that they do not get asked the same questions BECAUSE they are in the majority. The same way that a black person in Africa, even if born in America, would never get asked "where are you really from".

You're still trying too hard.
User avatar #114 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Dumb ass.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #117 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as admitting you were wrong.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same thing. Because you're desperately scratching at the bottom of the barrel to "prove" you're right, even if only to yourself.

It's not working.
User avatar #113 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.

captainfuckitall:____________________
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're not even making an argument. You're literally just repeating yourself while mocking me

Look, I replied to all of your arguments, or if you're upset because I didn't...mention them in my comments, you didn't mention mine either, so...we're in the same boat.

Regardless of how you feel about the matter, I have clearly replied to all of your arguments. You have simply lost, and are now throwing a tantrum.
User avatar #119 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I repeated all of the points you said nothing about, just like I said you didn't. I won in every single aspect.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
*3 out of 4.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #127 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 better embodied your viewpoints.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well of course they did, we've been discussing opinions here more than anything. Although I suppose only you would take your opinions as facts.
User avatar #131 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
No, the difference between you and me is that I don't say something that I know can be disproved or discredited logically, because like I mentioned earlier, I actually think about what I'm going to say. So, you're never going to be able to tear down anything I say.
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
If it's disproved and discredited, I would like sources that confirm it as so.

If you cannot find any, it's probably because it only exists in your own mind.
User avatar #122 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Is that so?

1. Nobody is stereotyping.
2. It's natural to ask questions.
3. Of course it's rude, which is why they try to find another, nicer, way to ask
4. And I have more faith in people than to believe they go out of their way to be offensive

Oh, look at that, I already answered 4 out of 5 of those in previous comments. The only thing I didn't answer was the "Stereotype" thing, which you only just brought up.

Well, you certainly do have a fine attitude. Unfortunately, convincing yourself that you're right will never hold up in any debate team, court of law, or...in any place where using logic and reasoning is actually something you need to do. Good luck with living, anyways.
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
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#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
User avatar #13 - demigodofmadness (03/13/2014) [-]
"No, I mean where are you really from?" Is definitely code for, "Why aren't you white"

There are better ways to phrase that question. Like, "Where did your family immigrate from?"

If you're born in America and you're parents are foreign I can imagine it getting fairly annoying when people always ask you the same question and mean different things. Some people want to know where you're born and others want to know what race you are.

This specific guy doesn't have a problem with getting asked questions, he's a comedian with a different race and he's going to make fun of white people for always attempting to phrase their questions in different ways so we don't sound racist.
#61 - thatquickbrownfox (03/14/2014) [-]
"Better way to phrase that question" ??
Why should that be necessary? Why should people choose to take offense in "where are you really from?"

If the person who is asking you the question meant it as an offense, be offended.
Otherwise be nice.

If a you're gonna decide whether or not to be offended based on phrasing rather than intent, then you're stupid.
User avatar #91 - harshy (03/14/2014) [-]
what if your descendants were slaves?
#92 - thatquickbrownfox (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean.

My descendants have nothing to do with me. Except for the direct next generation that I parent.

I think you may have meant 'ancestors' rather than 'descendants'.
In my case, they in fact were. Still don't see how that makes a difference.

Either way, I don't get the point of your question.
User avatar #94 - harshy (03/14/2014) [-]
*ancestors
what if he asked a person whose family did not immigrate to America, but were forced to become slaves
then what would the American say?
#96 - thatquickbrownfox (03/14/2014) [-]
Who gives a shit about circumstances?

If he meant it as an offense - bad.
If he was genuinely inquisitive - good.
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
And "We should support Affirmative Action" is code for "I hate white people". See? We can both spout about the underlying message between words, but we never know if they're correct. All we know is what is actually said.

Indeed, but nobody ever said Americans were particularly polite.

Of course it's annoying, but by that same logic, it's annoying knowing ANYTHING more than others because people keep asking you questions about it.

Eh, he certainly seems like he does, and there have been plenty of comedians that have been honestly racist and sexist before.

Well the point of political correctness, as in, asking a question a certain way, is so you don't HAVE to be seen as racist, as even seeming like you are can get you fired. Seriously, if you're going to complain when people aren't politically correct, and then complain when they are, but not in the specific way YOU'D like them to be, there's something really wrong with you.
User avatar #17 - demigodofmadness (03/13/2014) [-]
It's not code for "I hate white people" its code for "I like minorities more than white people" But that is debatable, I won't debate it because I don't agree with affirmative action, but in what he's saying, the person is trying to ask what his race is, without offending him, and as a comedian he phrases it a funny way.

Whats the big deal if he's making fun of people that aren't polite?

Yea, that is pretty annoying, and they would have a right to bitch about that.

He definitely doesn't seem like he does, he's making a joke, and he's a comedian, he's actually advertising for not being politically correct, as most do. He would prefer you literally ask, "Why aren't you white" over "No, I mean where are you really from"

It would be different if he had said, "Fucking Americans, always saying shit like 'No where are you really from' fucking racists I hate them so much"
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Then we are in agreement.

None, I suppose. But just the way it was worded seemed to be directed at all white people, rather than just rude ones. But I suppose we'd just be talking about 'codes' if I said that.

Then they're no better than the rude people.

Again, we're assuming a lot about this man based upon a joke, and I don't think either of us know him in person.
User avatar #29 - demigodofmadness (03/13/2014) [-]
I think you're right. We'll have to track this man down and become friends with him so that we can truly discover what type of person he is.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Indeed. This sounds like a good plan. Tally-ho.
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Someone should be in charge of this, of keeping track of those of us who somehow become a part of the family. Admin should have an option where you can go to see which accounts haven't been used in so long, and at the end of the year, we can do some kind of memorial service for those who've legitimately died.
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ask admin for a promotion then
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I was actually hoping for a duel to the death.

But okay
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#517 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
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