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#47 - If what you said were true, we wouldn't have SJW's in the firs…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Karate Teacher +16
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#88 - thegoblingamer (06/19/2016) [-]
Your idiocy is blinding you from reading what I'm saying.
I'm saying that to judge a kid and condemn him to be a "future SJW" is just fucking cringeworthy. He's a fucking kid. We all do and say stupid shit as a kid and to say that someone is going to have the same trait as they do when they're a kid as they do when they're an adult is just retarded.
People change. People grow up.
Can we please just stop this circlejerking hatred of SJWs where we bring it up in literally every single comment section? It's just a worthless try for shitty greenies.
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#93 - captainfuckitall (06/19/2016) [-]
How can you say my idiocy is blinding me but your bias isn't blinding you?

He is a kid, and each of us, in our time, has met shitty kids (often when we were kids) and they have, in turn, grown up to be shitty people (many of them, anyways). Even as adults, many of us see shitty kids or shitty parents whom we know have little reign over their kids.

Stupid stuff we say and do as a kid involves: Running like Naruto, telling lies, being a punk, pretending not to care, etc. Generally, just stuff to try to be cool; the kid wasn't trying to be cool, he was trying to completely excuse his impulsive and undisciplined behaviour because nobody else tried to temper it in him. Most likely his parents, instead of disciplining him, just got caught up in the cultural wind and had their kid diagnosed as some stupid shit and then never bothered trying to teach him proper manners after.

You're absolutely right, people do change, they also don't. I've met many people in my later years who were exactly the same as or worse when they were kids.

If we do that, will YOU stop jerking yourself off over how enlightened and educated you are with everyone who agrees with you?
1) It's a cultural thing. We're going to talk about it because we see it a lot and it effects us, it effects our culture and politics so we don't like it, so we complain and discuss it, that's how shit works. If ducks suddenly started falling from the sky at alarming rates we'd be talking about that too. It's not circlejerking so much as it is mockery and general observation
2) Even if it WAS circlejerking...who gives a shit? They're imaginary internet points to show approval ratings. Do you REALLY care that much who gets them and who doesn't? Does it actually bother you? If it does, why not go someplace more akin to your tastes, or even just CONTENT more akin to your tastes. It's not that hard.
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#95 - thegoblingamer (06/19/2016) [-]
"How can you say my idiocy is blinding me but your bias isn't blinding you? "
Inform me of my bias, please.

"the kid wasn't trying to be cool, he was trying to completely excuse his impulsive and undisciplined behaviour because nobody else tried to temper it in him. "
My response is that part of growing up is learning to take responsibility. How many kids don't know how to do that? Almost all? That's what I thought.

"You're absolutely right, people do change, they also don't. I've met many people in my later years who were exactly the same as or worse when they were kids. "
I know. I've met the same people. But to approach every single encounter with this degree of cynicism is just ridiculously stupid. Sure, I know a lot of shitbags, but if I looked at a kid that did something stupid and just wrote him off as a terrible human beings (aka SJWs), that seems a little extreme. Don't you think?
It's like the Naruto arm thing you were saying. Not all Naruto runners turn out to be slimey neckbeards. Think of it that way and you'll see my point.

"If we do that, will YOU stop jerking yourself off over how enlightened and educated you are with everyone who agrees with you?"
lol the fuck? Did anyone agree with me? Cause I see no comments agreeing with me. I'm currently responding to only dissenting opinions.

"1) It's a cultural thing. We're going to talk about it because we see it a lot and it effects us, it effects our culture and politics so we don't like it, so we complain and discuss it, that's how shit works. If ducks suddenly started falling from the sky at alarming rates we'd be talking about that too. It's not circlejerking so much as it is mockery and general observation"
There's a difference between ACTUALLY talking about cultural things or important issues and fucking making shitty jabs at literally anything remotely resembling an SJW

"2) Even if it WAS circlejerking...who gives a shit? They're imaginary internet points to show approval ratings. Do you REALLY care that much who gets them and who doesn't? Does it actually bother you? If it does, why not go someplace more akin to your tastes, or even just CONTENT more akin to your tastes. It's not that hard."
This goes in contrast to your 1st point. Circlejerking is a social issue since it keeps people, like you, from being open-minded. Echo chambers are a BAD thing.
If you wanna hate on SJWs, the reason why they got this way is because of self-affirming shit such as circlejerking and echo-chambers. They all have similar opinions and they don't really entertain the notion of others. This has caused extremism in their beliefs. Without dissenting opinions, we would ALL become this way. It's just an "Us vs. Them" mentality instilled in us by evolution. I want to break up circlejerks because it does nothing for us. It just creates a pat-yourself-on-the-back sort of mentality and it's fucking lame.


-Tried to make this as coherent as possible. Just woke up from a nap when I started responding.
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#96 - captainfuckitall (06/19/2016) [-]
Well, you disagree with almost every conservative (or at least, anti-Liberal) philosophy and often don't even give proper justifications as to WHY. Really though, EVERYONE is bias, even me, we're bias toward what we know and what we identify with.

And how many adults STILL don't know that? Honestly, if every single grown up you have met thus far is a fully responsible and sensible person you are EXTREMELY lucky. I'm not kidding; perhaps it's your personal experience, but I and many others I've talked with and others still in online videos and stories see immature, irresponsible, disrespectful, arrogant, and generally unpleasant adults.

I don't approach it with cynicism at all, it's just my general experience. Perhaps it is a little extreme, but as said, it's really not that serious. As we've seen, those exact people display such horrible and irresponsible behaviour, so it's no great leap to guess they acted the same way as children (maybe people, after-all, do not go from polite to impolite, as it were).

Yes, but look how many thumbs you currently have. Clearly people are agreeing with you, even if not voicing it.

You are right, it is lame, but we're not exactly here to be serious; that being said, if you've looked through previous comments of mine, you'd see I am saying the exact same thing you are.

Look, perhaps we're not so different, perhaps this really is just a difference in environment. If I've met a lot of crappy people and you have not, it makes sense I would be more jaded, rather than just wanting to be edgy. Could it be that? That is, why you disagree with people on here so often it seems? Many people do not consider solutions to problems they've never experienced. Hell, I've never owned a phone, so I've never considered how annoying it would be to keep it 'open' every five minutes to prevent it locking, things like that. Perhaps it's just a difference in lifestyles or social groups you've been in that makes you different than those you come into conflict with, rather than any leaps of intelligence or wisdom.
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#98 - thegoblingamer (06/19/2016) [-]
I disagree with a lot of everything. It's stupid to hold an ideology's views. Party-lines are a fucking retarded concept and it all just comes down to the "Us vs Them" mentality I was talking about.

"And how many adults STILL don't know that? Honestly, if every single grown up you have met thus far is a fully responsible and sensible person you are EXTREMELY lucky. I'm not kidding; perhaps it's your personal experience, but I and many others I've talked with and others still in online videos and stories see immature, irresponsible, disrespectful, arrogant, and generally unpleasant adults. "

Ohyea, I said I've met a lot of shitbags. I just don't write off people and approach everyone as if they are a fully functional human-being.
#44 - I know I'm not the only one that wants a source for that.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Say AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 0
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#50 - balanced (06/19/2016) [-]
Tried to look it up, best I can tell you is that the character is called Emerald Herald.
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#51 - captainfuckitall (06/19/2016) [-]
I give you points for trying.
#18 - "Highest I.Q's"  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Never change Japan +1
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#21 - NinjaHermit (06/19/2016) [-]
“A little nonsense, now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.”
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#23 - captainfuckitall (06/19/2016) [-]
I like that.
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#24 - NinjaHermit (06/19/2016) [-]
It's a line from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
#24 - The comment is very evil in nature, and the way the comments a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Robot is a white knight -3
#25 - crimsonsunshine (06/19/2016) [-]
#26 - balanced (06/19/2016) [-]
>>#24,
#43 - And here, children, we see a little cutie of a beast with its … 06/19/2016 on Say AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH +7
#21 - It almost makes me MORE uneasy reading that comment with your …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Robot is a white knight +7
#22 - crimsonsunshine (06/19/2016) [-]
Huh? i don't understand.
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#24 - captainfuckitall (06/19/2016) [-]
The comment is very evil in nature, and the way the comments are structure, it seems as if it's a red panda, one of the cuties of the animal kingdom, saying it.

It's like Plank telling his friend to burn the town down.
#25 - crimsonsunshine (06/19/2016) [-]
#26 - balanced (06/19/2016) [-]
>>#24,
#26 - How horrible a way would that be to die? Going down a… 06/19/2016 on /k/ finds a way to deal... +5
#66 - You don't even know me, it's a culture reference as a joke. 06/19/2016 on Tumblr Squad +6
#37 - You poor soul 06/19/2016 on Anon is a voice actor +1
#32 - Every kitty, no matter how big or wild, is still a kitty. 06/19/2016 on Baby Lynx +3