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|#5 - I don't know whether this is very strange or adorable.||07/04/2014 on classic 4chan||0|
|#4 - @No||07/02/2014 on (untitled)||+1|
|#28 - Isn't that armour supposed to be impenetrable? How the hell di… [+] (4 new replies)||07/01/2014 on Well, that explains a lot||0|
#40 - jaegarbombastic (07/01/2014) [-]
He figured out the carbon makeup of it and rearranged the particles within it using alchemy kind of how Scar uses his in Brotherhood to destroy things making the armor just the same as skin if not more brittle and he just pressed his hand on his chest and simply shoved through like butter.
|#34 - While I'm sure racial profiling does exist, I would like to po… [+] (4 new replies)||07/01/2014 on Guess the Race||+1|
#53 - ShadeElement (07/01/2014) [-]
Please, allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Daniel, and I help a homeless shelter and crisis center for homeless teens.
On any given day, my shelter has anywhere from 60 to 100 street kids staying with us or utilizing our services in some way.
90% of them have some criminal record.
70% of them are currently active in some criminal behavior.
68% of them (as of our last audit) were minorities.
Drugs, rape, and violence are an every day fact of life for me. I see it daily.
I also see the cops daily. Either dropping off a youth in need, responding to an emergency at my shelter, or looking to question/arrest a youth.
I can tell you cops are no one's friend. They work for the city, not the citizens. They are also flawed humans like the rest of us.
That being said, they have a tough job, and most do the best job they can. I have yet to see the bigots with a gun that you seem to think they are.
What I can tell you, from years of personal and professional experience, is the outcome of a police encounter often depends on how you react to them. If you were raised to treat cops with hatred and disrespect, then odds are your interactions with the police aren't going to go as well as someone who was raised to call them "sir".
I've seen black murderers and rapists be escorted away politely into the back of a patrol car without even being cuffed. I've seen white kids beaten, tasered, and maced over shoplifting. The deciding factor was how he reacted to the police.
|#30 - When you've seen enough traps, it becomes a bit easy to recognize.||07/01/2014 on How to Train your heart||+1|
|#23 - Knowing that most of those are probably guys ruins it makes … [+] (2 new replies)||07/01/2014 on How to Train your heart||+1|
|#22 - With a face like that, I can completely understand how his pai…||06/29/2014 on Flawless animation Part 1||+7|
|#13 - It depends on which sect of christianity you follow. Some say …||06/29/2014 on all hail stan||0|
|#187 - She's the mother, and she looks different than usual because s…||06/28/2014 on To all you loli-lovers||0|
|#40 - Toradora It's an okay anime about romance and Tsunderes. [+] (2 new replies)||06/28/2014 on To all you loli-lovers||0|
|#603 - Nice try, F.B.I, but you're not gonna find where the bodies ar…||06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2||+16|
|#95 - How do you figure? [+] (4 new replies)||06/28/2014 on i want the d||0|
#161 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
But see, a hot girl just has to walk up and take her shirt off. Job done.
|#109 - Good for you; I think that just means you're emotionally stabl…||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||0|
|#108 - No. No it can't. If you like masculine features or aspects, it…||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||-1|
|#103 - Asexual is a complete lack of libido. It's not so much a 'sexu…||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||0|
|#102 - You probably are though. Seriously. What's wrong with being ca… [+] (2 new replies)||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||0|
#106 - renespar (06/27/2014) [-]
nothing's wrong with it, it's just not enirely accurate, for me at least, I can be attracted to anyone, men, women, intersex, etc, no matter what they actually look like, it's their personality, I could easily get insanely attracted to someone who looks like susan boyle if they were a good person, while someone could look like a supermodel and I wouldn't even have a half-erection ever if they had a shitty personality
#109 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2014) [-]
Good for you; I think that just means you're emotionally stable and have your priorities straight. There are plenty of people exactly like you who really are attracted to personality more than anything else; but I would still bet my left testicle that you masturbate to porn or some type of fantasy.
|#101 - I would call 'finding anything sapient attractive' to be a men… [+] (2 new replies)||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||-1|
#105 - Nihatclodra (06/27/2014) [-]
Through Fluid Sexuality; Fetishes can eventually evolve into a new sexuality... so you're not that far off.
And whether or not it's a mental problem or not, I honestly don't care. And personally, it's up for debate if I'm Pansexual or not, because my sexuality is a bit more... extreme... I'm not limited to sapience... or even biological. For fuck's sake, i have found a Brick wall sexually attractive before. A Brick Wall.
Now for MY sexuality, I'm willing to just call it extreme fetishism, or a mental problem (Hypersexuality). I can feel attraction to literally anything, regardless of Gender, Age, Race, Species, Intelligence, Whether or not it's alive, or even whether or not it actually exists. That shit ain't normal.
#108 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2014) [-]
No. No it can't. If you like masculine features or aspects, it's homosexual; if you like female features or aspects is heterosexual, and if you like both it's bisexual.
I don't care how much of a special snowflake you are, nobody does; the point is that there are a set number of things people find attractive that go along with evolution and nature, and anything else tends to be a mental imbalance.
|#98 - Awesome. STILL doesn't mean there are more genders than two. [+] (1 new reply)||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||0|
#107 - rakoom (06/27/2014) [-]
Technicly, there is. I'm really against the "demisexual" bullcrap, but I can't help but to feel like this was how genders came to be in the first place. Sorta, but you might argue against that. Either way, it makes a vague bit of logical sense, but I'm not too well versed in either side.
|#91 - Nobody is confused about what Pansexual is. Most just think it…||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||0|
|#9 - It depends on what you consider the biggest priority for sprea… [+] (1 new reply)||06/27/2014 on Sinestro's Wham Line||+6|
#11 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
Well, everyone has different morals, so whether or not they come from an objective source is moot in this lifetime (assuming there are others unless you are trying to live up to said standards).
In some cases, Evil is a matter of perspective. For instance, In the Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch wants the Ruby Slippers because they belonged to her dead sister and are by all rights hers. What's more, she is completely fine with killing her murderer to get them.
(On a side note, I would have preferred to see Wicked made into a movie instead of the clusterfuck that was OZ the Great and Powerful)
|#88 - Picture||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||0|
|#4 - Reminds me of Elfen Lied, to be honest. "Why did… [+] (1 new reply)||06/27/2014 on Sinestro's Wham Line||+4|
|#63 - My point was that there are different definitions for it that …||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||-1|
|#57 - Your feelings are invalid. In any case, eve… [+] (2 new replies)||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||-1|
#62 - Daeiros (06/27/2014) [-]
from your own link, definition 2B: "the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with one sex"
Women with big breasts is not a gender, big breasts is a physical trait
Women who like power lifting and monster trucks is a gender
Women who like makeup and barbie dolls is a gender
They are two very different women personality-wise
Yes the lines are a bit arbitrary and yes classifying people in this way would be tedious, hence why I specifically said "While I do agree with you that coming up with hundreds of redundant labels for every little thing is ridiculous"
There are people who act like lumberjacks and people who act like ballerinas and everything in between, regardless of what is or isn't between their legs and people typically need there to be an agreement between both physical attraction to their body type and physiological attraction to their personality type.
#63 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2014) [-]
My point was that there are different definitions for it that anyone can bring up to make a point. My country's definition of it, my personal definition of it, and your country's definition of it, might very well be different from your own. And while it is true that our feelings do not decide definitions, we as people would have to decide ON a definition to use before we can use it in an argument.
See, this is what I mean. To you, a Tom-Boy, or just a regular woman that enjoyed something off the beaten path, would classify as an entirely different gender. No fucking thank you. I'd much rather stick to 'personality traits'. YOU can think gender is subjective and changes based upon the most minute details of what you enjoy, but I do not, and will never think that way, because it is pointless and only serves to waste time (given the fact we already have a word for personality..."Personality". We don't need another).
I'm glad we can see that it's both useless though. Really, that does ease my heart.
But just because they act a certain way or enjoy a certain thing doesn't mean they are an entirely different gender. This isn't Tumblr, this is real life, it's a fucking personality trait, that's the extent of it. Just because some other asshole likes a certain kind of food doesn't make him the mysterious 45th parallel to the classified man-monkey-boy toy of the 23rd male dominant.
|#54 - Picture||06/27/2014 on its kinda hot||0|