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#5 - I don't know whether this is very strange or adorable. 07/04/2014 on classic 4chan 0
#4 - @No 07/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
#28 - Isn't that armour supposed to be impenetrable? How the hell di…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Well, that explains a lot 0
User avatar #40 - jaegarbombastic (07/01/2014) [-]
He figured out the carbon makeup of it and rearranged the particles within it using alchemy kind of how Scar uses his in Brotherhood to destroy things making the armor just the same as skin if not more brittle and he just pressed his hand on his chest and simply shoved through like butter.
User avatar #31 - unlucki (07/01/2014) [-]
Its been a while but i think it was Ed figured out how the shield worked and broke down the chemical propertys of it and rearranged it
User avatar #30 - attifyon (07/01/2014) [-]
He is the main character of an anime, how do you think?
User avatar #51 - sixfivefourtwoone (07/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but ed loses fights too, one of which kills him. (not even including a spoiler alert, it's an old ass anime, if you didn't know that on such a well known anime, i'd assume you didn't care)
#34 - While I'm sure racial profiling does exist, I would like to po…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Guess the Race +1
User avatar #49 - captainrattrap (07/01/2014) [-]
There's a possibility that when cops want to arrest someone, they don't go to Chinatown or Little Seoul... They go to the hood and find the nearest "suspicious looking" black kid and shoot him because he probably has drugs on him.
User avatar #51 - ShadeElement (07/01/2014) [-]
You just completely severed all ties with reality.
User avatar #52 - captainrattrap (07/01/2014) [-]
Ok if you think so...
User avatar #53 - ShadeElement (07/01/2014) [-]
Please, allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Daniel, and I help a homeless shelter and crisis center for homeless teens.
On any given day, my shelter has anywhere from 60 to 100 street kids staying with us or utilizing our services in some way.
90% of them have some criminal record.
70% of them are currently active in some criminal behavior.
68% of them (as of our last audit) were minorities.

Drugs, rape, and violence are an every day fact of life for me. I see it daily.
I also see the cops daily. Either dropping off a youth in need, responding to an emergency at my shelter, or looking to question/arrest a youth.

I can tell you cops are no one's friend. They work for the city, not the citizens. They are also flawed humans like the rest of us.

That being said, they have a tough job, and most do the best job they can. I have yet to see the bigots with a gun that you seem to think they are.

What I can tell you, from years of personal and professional experience, is the outcome of a police encounter often depends on how you react to them. If you were raised to treat cops with hatred and disrespect, then odds are your interactions with the police aren't going to go as well as someone who was raised to call them "sir".

I've seen black murderers and rapists be escorted away politely into the back of a patrol car without even being cuffed. I've seen white kids beaten, tasered, and maced over shoplifting. The deciding factor was how he reacted to the police.
#30 - When you've seen enough traps, it becomes a bit easy to recognize. 07/01/2014 on How to Train your heart +1
#23 - Knowing that most of those are probably guys ruins it makes …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on How to Train your heart +1
#29 - applescryatnight (07/01/2014) [-]
how do you know they are guys?
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (07/01/2014) [-]
When you've seen enough traps, it becomes a bit easy to recognize.
#22 - With a face like that, I can completely understand how his pai… 06/29/2014 on Flawless animation Part 1 +7
#13 - It depends on which sect of christianity you follow. Some say … 06/29/2014 on all hail stan 0
#187 - She's the mother, and she looks different than usual because s… 06/28/2014 on To all you loli-lovers 0
#40 - Toradora It's an okay anime about romance and Tsunderes.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on To all you loli-lovers 0
User avatar #44 - goldenfairy (06/28/2014) [-]
It looked like it but I somewhat fail to recognize this woman.
User avatar #187 - captainfuckitall (06/28/2014) [-]
She's the mother, and she looks different than usual because she's angry in that picture, v.s. her usual happy, make-up filled demeanour.
#603 - Nice try, F.B.I, but you're not gonna find where the bodies ar… 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 +16
#95 - How do you figure?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on i want the d 0
User avatar #196 - helenwheels (06/28/2014) [-]
I think its hard for anyone to get a date. But since you only see things from a mans perspective you only do think its hard for you.
User avatar #113 - trivdiego (06/28/2014) [-]
I personally feel like if you can truly make her feel more special than any other guy can, she will think you're the one. How you do it varies with each girl, its finding out how that's the hard part
#173 - unfortunately (06/28/2014) [-]
I tried this, didn't work.
#161 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
But see, a hot girl just has to walk up and take her shirt off. Job done.
#109 - Good for you; I think that just means you're emotionally stabl… 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot 0
#108 - No. No it can't. If you like masculine features or aspects, it… 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot -1
#103 - Asexual is a complete lack of libido. It's not so much a 'sexu… 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot 0
#102 - You probably are though. Seriously. What's wrong with being ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot 0
User avatar #106 - renespar (06/27/2014) [-]
nothing's wrong with it, it's just not enirely accurate, for me at least, I can be attracted to anyone, men, women, intersex, etc, no matter what they actually look like, it's their personality, I could easily get insanely attracted to someone who looks like susan boyle if they were a good person, while someone could look like a supermodel and I wouldn't even have a half-erection ever if they had a shitty personality
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2014) [-]
Good for you; I think that just means you're emotionally stable and have your priorities straight. There are plenty of people exactly like you who really are attracted to personality more than anything else; but I would still bet my left testicle that you masturbate to porn or some type of fantasy.
#101 - I would call 'finding anything sapient attractive' to be a men…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot -1
User avatar #105 - Nihatclodra (06/27/2014) [-]
Through Fluid Sexuality; Fetishes can eventually evolve into a new sexuality... so you're not that far off.

And whether or not it's a mental problem or not, I honestly don't care. And personally, it's up for debate if I'm Pansexual or not, because my sexuality is a bit more... extreme... I'm not limited to sapience... or even biological. For fuck's sake, i have found a Brick wall sexually attractive before. A Brick Wall.

Now for MY sexuality, I'm willing to just call it extreme fetishism, or a mental problem (Hypersexuality). I can feel attraction to literally anything, regardless of Gender, Age, Race, Species, Intelligence, Whether or not it's alive, or even whether or not it actually exists. That shit ain't normal.
User avatar #108 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2014) [-]
No. No it can't. If you like masculine features or aspects, it's homosexual; if you like female features or aspects is heterosexual, and if you like both it's bisexual.

I don't care how much of a special snowflake you are, nobody does; the point is that there are a set number of things people find attractive that go along with evolution and nature, and anything else tends to be a mental imbalance.
#98 - Awesome. STILL doesn't mean there are more genders than two.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot 0
#107 - rakoom (06/27/2014) [-]
Technicly, there is. I'm really against the "demisexual" bullcrap, but I can't help but to feel like this was how genders came to be in the first place. Sorta, but you might argue against that. Either way, it makes a vague bit of logical sense, but I'm not too well versed in either side.
#91 - Nobody is confused about what Pansexual is. Most just think it… 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot 0
#9 - It depends on what you consider the biggest priority for sprea…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Sinestro's Wham Line +6
User avatar #11 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
Well, everyone has different morals, so whether or not they come from an objective source is moot in this lifetime (assuming there are others unless you are trying to live up to said standards).
In some cases, Evil is a matter of perspective. For instance, In the Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch wants the Ruby Slippers because they belonged to her dead sister and are by all rights hers. What's more, she is completely fine with killing her murderer to get them.
(On a side note, I would have preferred to see Wicked made into a movie instead of the clusterfuck that was OZ the Great and Powerful)
#88 - Picture 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot 0
#4 - Reminds me of Elfen Lied, to be honest. "Why did…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Sinestro's Wham Line +4
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (06/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit, this fuckin' myu myu retarded amnesiac bitch is a serial killer jesus fuck
#63 - My point was that there are different definitions for it that … 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot -1
#57 - Your feelings are invalid. In any case, eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot -1
User avatar #62 - Daeiros (06/27/2014) [-]
from your own link, definition 2B: "the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with one sex"
Women with big breasts is not a gender, big breasts is a physical trait
Women who like power lifting and monster trucks is a gender
Women who like makeup and barbie dolls is a gender
They are two very different women personality-wise

Yes the lines are a bit arbitrary and yes classifying people in this way would be tedious, hence why I specifically said "While I do agree with you that coming up with hundreds of redundant labels for every little thing is ridiculous"

There are people who act like lumberjacks and people who act like ballerinas and everything in between, regardless of what is or isn't between their legs and people typically need there to be an agreement between both physical attraction to their body type and physiological attraction to their personality type.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2014) [-]
My point was that there are different definitions for it that anyone can bring up to make a point. My country's definition of it, my personal definition of it, and your country's definition of it, might very well be different from your own. And while it is true that our feelings do not decide definitions, we as people would have to decide ON a definition to use before we can use it in an argument.

See, this is what I mean. To you, a Tom-Boy, or just a regular woman that enjoyed something off the beaten path, would classify as an entirely different gender. No fucking thank you. I'd much rather stick to 'personality traits'. YOU can think gender is subjective and changes based upon the most minute details of what you enjoy, but I do not, and will never think that way, because it is pointless and only serves to waste time (given the fact we already have a word for personality..."Personality". We don't need another).

I'm glad we can see that it's both useless though. Really, that does ease my heart.

But just because they act a certain way or enjoy a certain thing doesn't mean they are an entirely different gender. This isn't Tumblr, this is real life, it's a fucking personality trait, that's the extent of it. Just because some other asshole likes a certain kind of food doesn't make him the mysterious 45th parallel to the classified man-monkey-boy toy of the 23rd male dominant.
#54 - Picture 06/27/2014 on its kinda hot 0


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#517 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
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