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#6 - I agree with antzell, although a bit differently. I d…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Chivalry +1
User avatar #7 - satansferret (07/24/2014) [-]
And the winner take control the losers assets and can have the woman if he wants.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (07/24/2014) [-]
Not exactly. The participants would have to agree to let the winner have X thing in the event that they lose; as the losers family are still entitled to the contents of a will. And, of course, anyone can choose whether they want to date someone else or not.
#9 - Mhmm, but the Oxford comma can do that too, can it not?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on commas, know the difference -1
User avatar #11 - somethingpants (07/24/2014) [-]
As far as I can tell and have always been taught, its use is in a list to avoid ambiguity. It's used in lists like "I'd like to thank my friends, Anne Rice, and God." Instead of "I'd like to thank my friends, Anne Rice, and God."
So, not as far as I can tell, no it can't. If you have an example, please do tell me.
#26 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Am I going insane or are both of those sentences 100% identical?
User avatar #43 - somethingpants (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, they are. I was writing this at about 2 AM and it looked correct at the time. *"I'd like to thank my friends, Anne Rice and God."
Without the Oxford comma it makes it look like you're saying God and Anne Rice are your friends.
#8 - It's not JUST the first sentences, it's many that use the stan… 07/24/2014 on commas, know the difference 0
#6 - Well, come on, you can only go through so many Communist regim… 07/24/2014 on Just a casual drive in Russia +5
#2 - Only filthy plebs who want to confuse the hell out of people u…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/24/2014 on commas, know the difference +26
User avatar #7 - somethingpants (07/24/2014) [-]
The standard comma has its uses, just not in this context where it's more confusing than not. I always learned it with the stripper sentence.
Standard: "I invited strippers, JFK and Stalin."
This is implying that JFK and Stalin are strippers. This has its own uses, if you know how it should be used.
Oxford: "I invited strippers, JFK, and Stalin."
JFK and Stalin aren't the strippers.
User avatar #18 - danster (07/24/2014) [-]
I beg to differ
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (07/24/2014) [-]
Mhmm, but the Oxford comma can do that too, can it not?
User avatar #11 - somethingpants (07/24/2014) [-]
As far as I can tell and have always been taught, its use is in a list to avoid ambiguity. It's used in lists like "I'd like to thank my friends, Anne Rice, and God." Instead of "I'd like to thank my friends, Anne Rice, and God."
So, not as far as I can tell, no it can't. If you have an example, please do tell me.
#26 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Am I going insane or are both of those sentences 100% identical?
User avatar #43 - somethingpants (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, they are. I was writing this at about 2 AM and it looked correct at the time. *"I'd like to thank my friends, Anne Rice and God."
Without the Oxford comma it makes it look like you're saying God and Anne Rice are your friends.
#3 - twilightdusk (07/24/2014) [-]
What's confusing about the first sentence?
User avatar #12 - deathleprechaun (07/24/2014) [-]
What's confusing is why anyone would want to type it without that second comma.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (07/24/2014) [-]
It's not JUST the first sentences, it's many that use the standard comma in general. It just gets a bit confusing to read, and it's much harder to depend on context than to just...read. Granted, the Oxford comma may be considered less tasteful, but I don't read books for taste, I read them to read.
#212 - Me being conqueror of the universe 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? 0
#1 - Speak for yourself, mortal. I plan to live forever 07/23/2014 on Don't take life so seriously 0
#20 - Nearly 99% of Canada knows exactly who Terry Fox is. About 1% …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Respect Terry Fox +16
#24 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
100% percent of Canada knows, the only people that don't know are either infants that don't know what this own face is let alone anything else or immigrants that don't even know what the flag looks like. We literally have a holiday for him.
#8 - I actually enjoy Dane Cook. It's true that he doesn't tell 'jo… 07/23/2014 on the irony +2
#8 - I actually only ever have one, because I hate them, and every … 07/22/2014 on I’ve Said This Multiple... +1
#20 - And it was all an elaborate plan to win the contest through sympathy 07/22/2014 on The Triforce Of Love +12
#165 - ** **************** rolls 2,215** A Pimp Named Slickba… 07/20/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#4 - You can if you pronounce it properly 07/20/2014 on He's got a point +1
#97 - >Implying Bitch, I'm gonna live forever 07/20/2014 on Annoyed by my family 0
#19 - All hail Nyarlathotep 07/20/2014 on Enough internet for today?... 0
#54 - As far as I know. I'm not exactly sure how MANY there are, but… 07/19/2014 on Robots +1
#6 - That's the joke, as Hitler too wanted a pure race with no fore…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Robots +11
User avatar #10 - hemming (07/19/2014) [-]
Über = Over
Mensch = Human
User avatar #85 - skittlesinexcess (07/20/2014) [-]
...a better translation is "super"
#91 - hemming (07/20/2014) [-]
A wrong translation is "super"
User avatar #92 - skittlesinexcess (07/20/2014) [-]
super has it's roots in Über , it means to be more than.

Superhuman, more than human
#13 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
So that's where we got uber from. I always thought that word sounded odd.
#45 - dehnoobshow (07/19/2014) [-]
"I AM THE OVER HUMAN!" -Medic
And now I know Ubercharge is really just called "Overcharge"
User avatar #7 - solidderking (07/19/2014) [-]
no really ? i was aware of all the stuff you just said still thanks , but a Japanese robot should say " remove Gajin foreigner or something " or something
#5 - Oh dear, I wasn't aware my comment was so controversial.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Robots +2
#11 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
It is?I thought everyone realized by now that sweeden will go full jihad by 2040. And that its an extremely bad thing.
#12 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
Sweden*
#1 - Maybe if Sweden had the same idea it wouldn't be Muslim right now  [+] (39 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Robots +231
User avatar #21 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
well denmark has a weak birth rate. Limp dicks = immigration
#48 - bulbakip (07/19/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind helping out their population.
User avatar #49 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
someday scarlet will be mine. Someday.
#51 - bulbakip (07/19/2014) [-]
if you're a fan of Scarlett then you'll surley be a fan of katheryn winnick *drool
User avatar #22 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
*sweden
#26 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
Japan is practically stagnant as well
User avatar #30 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
and it's already a big problem
#25 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Our average relative annual growth is 7 spaces higher than Denmark's, and the tenth strongest in Europe. Just sayin'.
User avatar #27 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
but your birth rate is still under 2, which makes it a deficit, thus requiring immigration
User avatar #28 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Sauce?
data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.DYN.CBRT.IN
My sauce says our birth rate per 1000 people has been a steady 12 from 2009-2012, while Denmark's has been at 11 from 2009-2011, and 10 at 2012.
User avatar #29 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
www.google.fr/search?sourceid=chrome-psyapi2&ion=1&espv=&ie=UTF-8&q=sweden%20birth%20rate

you were talking of a different statistic, i'm just referring to the average number of kids per household
#31 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
yes?
User avatar #33 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
You can see the birth rate difference, and how Sweden's is higher than Denmark's.
User avatar #34 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
i don't mean in comparison to denmark, but i was saying sweden's opening to immigration is understandable when Sweden has a deficient fertility.
#35 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't know, man, it's looking really average when looking at the rest of our part of the world. Denmark has even more limp dicks, as you put it, so that doesn't explain our immigration rates.
User avatar #36 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
which is why a lot of countries in the world accept immigration at all, and denmark could be explained since they're very right-wing with a history of xenophobia. But i don't know, i'm just spitballing
User avatar #38 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, different countries have different views on immigration. It's not about Sweden having limp dicks. Glad that we came to an agreement.
User avatar #39 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
but the link between immigration and fertility is undeniable though, i learned this even in highschool
User avatar #44 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Sure, to some degree, but we're all in the same boat.
#56 - huntersdman (07/19/2014) [-]
So when a country is more developed it has less babies? Thats a good thing I guess, China and india are developing rapidly and I hope the middle east is next followed by the African continent.
#77 - anon (07/20/2014) [-]
when kids have a higher risk of dieing you need to have more...also kids are a big part of working and helping the families in less developed areas
when they live more and work less you dont need as many
User avatar #16 - takers (07/19/2014) [-]
Are there really that many
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (07/19/2014) [-]
As far as I know. I'm not exactly sure how MANY there are, but there's so much media promoting immigration and race-mixing and tolerance to other cultures and peoples that it's just crazy.

When it comes to Sweden, I have never met so many self hating people in my life. But perhaps I just see the bad side of it.
User avatar #18 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
I think the immigration rate is at 15%, with a great deal of that percentage being muslim. Thing is that the concentration is a lot higher in the larger cities, like Stockholm, Gothenburg and Malmö, so people from those areas experience more than 15% of immigration, I'd say.
#23 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
That's it?! I hear complaints like their population has doubled or something due to muslims
#37 - silentwarrior (07/19/2014) [-]
Its much less than 15%. It is 5.43 per 1000 people, which is 0,543%. Also, most immigrants come from either finland, poland, former yugoslavia, bordering countries and iraq. Only iraq is a muslim country out of those. Everyone that complains about sweden being too muslim and overrun are in most cases just neckbeards that had a muslim being given a job over them, or something similliar.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
"I dag är knappt 16 procent av Sveriges befolkning födda i ett annat land. Statistiska centralbyrån beräknar att andelen utrikes födda kommer att öka något de närmaste åren för att sedan stabiliseras på en nivå kring 18 procent."

If you don't speak Swedish, that says barely 16% of Sweden's population were born in different countries. This is taken from www.regeringen.se/sb/d/17468, who got their source from "Statistiska centralbyrån" and was written by Erik Ullenhag, who seems to be very pro immigration.
#60 - silentwarrior (07/19/2014) [-]
I was talking about migration rates, source was :en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_net_migration_rate

Anyway, the immigrants population might be 16 percent, but most of them are not muslim. Of sweden 10 million population, only 5% are muslim. And just as it was stated by your quote(in swedish), immigrant population will stabilise at 18%, which will at the most bring up muslim percentage to 6%. How exacly is our country going to be "overrun", as some poeple like to say, by just 6% of the population?

Also, another point to take into consideration. When doing statistics on muslims, they dont ask your religion, but instead count everyone that has a muslim name. But since these names are not solely used by muslims, they bring down the percentage a lot. Even if you do have a muslim family, that does not mean you are muslim simply because of the name. This probably brings down the percentage to something like 3-4%.

A lot of right wings extremists are always worried about muslims changing the country. But in reality, the immigrants are changed much more when they get here. Most of the immigrants often assimilate and become more like swedes. They might have a small impact on swedish society, but a swedish society has a big impact on them.
User avatar #67 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
I mostly agree, but I do wish Sweden would introduce some immigration regulations anyway. When looking at other countries in Europe with a similar situation, they show how radical muslims end up changing their societies, to at least some degree. I don't think anything like it has happened in Sweden yet, but I heard that in the UK, due to a higher concentration of muslims, a lot of their Subway restaurants have stopped being allowed to serve pork. I'm honestly worried about changes like that, and simply don't want our culture to include middle eastern influence. The world should have diversity, and I just feel like countries should remain distinct, different and more interesting. Sure, we're not going to stop celebrating Christmas or anything like that, but maybe in the future, due to Sweden being so shit-scared of being called racist, we will suddenly forbid pork from being served in school cafeterias and the like. Maybe Persian will even become an official language of Sweden. I don't know, but I hate having to choose between two extremes.
#76 - silentwarrior (07/20/2014) [-]
The problem is not the ammount of muslims or immigrants, its how they are handled. Many immigrants live in ghettos, where education is bad, unemployment high and crime rate high also. Its serves to alienate the immigrants living there from the rest of the country. The immigrants living in other parts of countries are generally more integrated, have a higher education and a much lower crime rate.

Having a higher percentage of muslims is , as said, not an issue. Singapore for example has a muslim minority of about 15%, but they are much more integrated into the society than most western countries. Ther are almost no reports of extremist there. This is because from a young age, they are taught about racial harmony and how to live together. They also have a better handling of race and religion. They have no getthos for example, which is done by spreading out every racial and religous group evenly, so getthos cannot be formed. The issue is not the amount of muslims, but the handling of not only muslims, but immigrants and diferent racial groups in general.

Muslims only have a problem with eating pork. They can touch, cook and serve pork without problem, so im pretty sure that subway thing is not true. Also, persian, arabic or any other language will not become an official languge, as litterally only about 0.5 percent of the population speak that language, and most of those also speak swedish. You dont have to choose between two extremes, just not choose racism and bigotry.
#40 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
I figured, people just like having someone to blame.
#41 - silentwarrior (07/19/2014) [-]
Like the rest of europe, sweden has some economic problems right now. Whenever there is some hardship, people start blaming minorities and immigrants. In the last few years, right wing extremists has been on the rise because of that, not just in sweden but the whole europe.
User avatar #61 - snowshark (07/19/2014) [-]
UKIP FOR LIFE!

(By which I mean kill everyone in UKIP now and don't even give them the chance to realise how fucking stupid they are and change. That ought to solve overpopulation.)
#59 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
Makes sense enough, recent immigrants are usually hounded on in the US when times are bad, but otherwise ignored. It's also tricky here though because of how large the country is. There may be a huge immigrant population in say Texas, but then almost none in Massachusetts. Not hard to see why the nation as a whole doesn't see eye-to-eye
#3 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
felt that comment needed a thumb, you're just speaking truth.
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh dear, I wasn't aware my comment was so controversial.
#11 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
It is?I thought everyone realized by now that sweeden will go full jihad by 2040. And that its an extremely bad thing.
#12 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
Sweden*
#11 - Holy **** , I wasn't aware I was on Facebook. I better g… 07/19/2014 on (untitled) +7
#25 - Thanks! 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#23 - I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#24 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#19 - That's fine, I'd rather not hang out with you either. Come on,…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#22 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
tbh you sound unnecessarily dickish, that won't help you in life. you rightly mock white knights but you are on the opposite extreme. try the middle ground, you might make more friends.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without worrying about whether it hurts or compliments someone else. I dislike having my own time wasted for any reason, and so I try to extend the same courtesy to others by saying simple things; you see? It's not my fault if others take them as an insult.

I'm not concerned about more friends. I like my life and myself the way I am, and as long as I'm proud of and respect who I am, I do not need the validation of anyone else.
#24 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that's fair enough i guess.
#17 - So ******* what? You want me to like people just becaus…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem -1
#18 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well you seem about as likable as a PMSing wolverine. An ignorant cunt like yourself would probably be bringing me down.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
That's fine, I'd rather not hang out with you either. Come on, man, you sound like a Social Justice Warrior. "Bu-bu-but you gotta treat them better because they have more problems!" No. Fuck that. The worst thing you can do for a freak is treat them like they're a freak. I'm going to treat everyone the exact same way I treat everyone else, and that is bluntly, harshly, and critically; the only way this changes is if they earn my respect through hard work and effort and my compassion through identifying with them. Hell, I will even HELP them get over their problems and improve themselves, but I cannot help someone who is unwilling to help themselves, and that exact attitude "Welp, I'm diagnosed with something, now nothing will ever be good" is the exact type of thing that makes them have low self-esteem in the first place, and even if they don't, it sure as hell doesn't help.

You can baby people all you want, I hope that helps them, I really do; but in my experience, the best way to help someone is to show them that they are always capable of helping themselves; and I'm not gonna change that just because you think I might hurt some fee-fees
#22 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
tbh you sound unnecessarily dickish, that won't help you in life. you rightly mock white knights but you are on the opposite extreme. try the middle ground, you might make more friends.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without worrying about whether it hurts or compliments someone else. I dislike having my own time wasted for any reason, and so I try to extend the same courtesy to others by saying simple things; you see? It's not my fault if others take them as an insult.

I'm not concerned about more friends. I like my life and myself the way I am, and as long as I'm proud of and respect who I am, I do not need the validation of anyone else.
#24 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that's fair enough i guess.
#15 - I honestly hate people with low self-esteem. They're just bumm…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#16 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
"I hate people with low self-esteem"

Because low self-esteem cannot possibly have it's roots in debilitating psychological problems.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
So fucking what? You want me to like people just because they have psychological problems that bring everyone else down?
#18 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well you seem about as likable as a PMSing wolverine. An ignorant cunt like yourself would probably be bringing me down.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
That's fine, I'd rather not hang out with you either. Come on, man, you sound like a Social Justice Warrior. "Bu-bu-but you gotta treat them better because they have more problems!" No. Fuck that. The worst thing you can do for a freak is treat them like they're a freak. I'm going to treat everyone the exact same way I treat everyone else, and that is bluntly, harshly, and critically; the only way this changes is if they earn my respect through hard work and effort and my compassion through identifying with them. Hell, I will even HELP them get over their problems and improve themselves, but I cannot help someone who is unwilling to help themselves, and that exact attitude "Welp, I'm diagnosed with something, now nothing will ever be good" is the exact type of thing that makes them have low self-esteem in the first place, and even if they don't, it sure as hell doesn't help.

You can baby people all you want, I hope that helps them, I really do; but in my experience, the best way to help someone is to show them that they are always capable of helping themselves; and I'm not gonna change that just because you think I might hurt some fee-fees
#22 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
tbh you sound unnecessarily dickish, that won't help you in life. you rightly mock white knights but you are on the opposite extreme. try the middle ground, you might make more friends.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without worrying about whether it hurts or compliments someone else. I dislike having my own time wasted for any reason, and so I try to extend the same courtesy to others by saying simple things; you see? It's not my fault if others take them as an insult.

I'm not concerned about more friends. I like my life and myself the way I am, and as long as I'm proud of and respect who I am, I do not need the validation of anyone else.
#24 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that's fair enough i guess.

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#517 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
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