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#102 - The level doesn't matter, he's just using cheap tactics to win…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur +1
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#103 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
I never parry myself, but I don't see the problem with using it. If someone is just swinging away with their Dark Sword, a parry is all it takes to put them in their place.
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#104 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
No, parrying is fine, goading someone into being defenseless under the impression that they are going to have a boxing match, only to parry them, bring out a massive weapon, and one-shotting them is just cheap shit.
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#109 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
it's an effective strategy when it actually goes through
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#112 - jakotad (06/24/2016) [-]
But it's a coward's tactic.
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#114 - avocadomessiah (06/24/2016) [-]
yeah, which is why i deserve a death when it all goes wrong
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#105 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
Oh, I get you now. Yeah, it's like those people who only pretend that they're going to allow you to kill a tough enemy before attacking.
#98 - And they don't? I guarantee you get more wins than losses over…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur 0
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#99 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
no dude trust me, i suck at real pvp

that's why i use an exiled greatsword, because it's easy mode
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#100 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
i'd also like to mention how many times people have kicked my ass with Onikiri and Ubadachi
#97 - You don't have to, the point is you lure them into a trap when…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur 0
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#101 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
Relax, bruv. You have to be of a similar level to invade someone. Also, OP said "Arena," as in, a place where people go specifically for PvP.
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#102 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
The level doesn't matter, he's just using cheap tactics to win, THAT'S the issue. You'd go to the arena to duel, not to be one-shoted because they put their trust in someone.
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#103 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
I never parry myself, but I don't see the problem with using it. If someone is just swinging away with their Dark Sword, a parry is all it takes to put them in their place.
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#104 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
No, parrying is fine, goading someone into being defenseless under the impression that they are going to have a boxing match, only to parry them, bring out a massive weapon, and one-shotting them is just cheap shit.
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#109 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
it's an effective strategy when it actually goes through
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#112 - jakotad (06/24/2016) [-]
But it's a coward's tactic.
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#114 - avocadomessiah (06/24/2016) [-]
yeah, which is why i deserve a death when it all goes wrong
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#105 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
Oh, I get you now. Yeah, it's like those people who only pretend that they're going to allow you to kill a tough enemy before attacking.
#16 - Aw ****, I ****** up. 06/23/2016 on Nuffin 0
#14 - Asians always be sneak dissin'...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nuffin 0
#15 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
Are you mentally handicapped?
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#16 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
Aw shit, I fucked up.
#91 - English isn't your first language, is it.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur 0
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#93 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
3rd
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#94 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
sorry if i missed anything or made a mistake, happens from time to time
#89 - That just adds insult to injury, because they have all this **…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur 0
#90 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
yeah restart is easy to do, people are cunts and cunts will be regardless of what you do or say you either die an honorable duelist or play long enough to become a shitty cheeser i guess
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#91 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
English isn't your first language, is it.
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#93 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
3rd
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#94 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
sorry if i missed anything or made a mistake, happens from time to time
#85 - But it's NOT fun, it's absolutely boring because there's NO ri…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur +1
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#96 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
there is risk though

i lose a lot
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#98 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
And they don't? I guarantee you get more wins than losses over cheap tricks; the difference is they lose because they trusted you and you lose because you fucked around.

No one gives any sympathy to a scam artist when they lose their cash.
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#99 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
no dude trust me, i suck at real pvp

that's why i use an exiled greatsword, because it's easy mode
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#100 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
i'd also like to mention how many times people have kicked my ass with Onikiri and Ubadachi
#83 - But it doesn't 'work' because you already got so far into the …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur 0
#86 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
low lvl can beat higher lvl on skill, i managed to take down guys even tho they had weapons i havent even come across in the game yet but i still managed to defeat them, if you are using cheesy tactics and its your style then go for it, its about having fun with the game, if you dont like meeting people with cheesy tactics then invade and go for random people with human form, its not something to get butthurt over to be honest you are never invincible and you can always win but sometimes it just requires more hardship than it usually does
You can`t win them all but you sure as hell should try! 화이팅 !!
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#89 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
That just adds insult to injury, because they have all this shit going for them and STILL just opt to throw poison daggers or spam their Wrath of The Gods spell.

It has nothing to do with Hardship. Facing Havel with a club is one thing, because you can memorize the moveset and skills, you can EVENTUALLY win if you're careful. If Havel suddenly pulled out a Tranquil Walk of Peace and Firestormed your ass, chances are you'd be right fucked regardless of skill level.

Come the fuck on.

You're right, it's absolutely nothing to be butthurt over, I just restart my system when I see it happen
#90 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
yeah restart is easy to do, people are cunts and cunts will be regardless of what you do or say you either die an honorable duelist or play long enough to become a shitty cheeser i guess
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#91 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
English isn't your first language, is it.
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#93 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
3rd
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#94 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
sorry if i missed anything or made a mistake, happens from time to time
#64 - Why would you do that, though? Seriously, what fun is that? …  [+] (26 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Nyokageepi Cablilsur +9
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#95 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
i never mentioned beginners

also, the way invading/summoning works is based on weapon upgrades i think. so if i have a +10, they have a +10
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#97 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
You don't have to, the point is you lure them into a trap when you don't have to, and only end up ruining their fun and getting no fulfillment out of it.

That doesn't make sense at all. What if you have a very powerful yet unupgraded weapon? What if you have a high soul level?
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#101 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
Relax, bruv. You have to be of a similar level to invade someone. Also, OP said "Arena," as in, a place where people go specifically for PvP.
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#102 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
The level doesn't matter, he's just using cheap tactics to win, THAT'S the issue. You'd go to the arena to duel, not to be one-shoted because they put their trust in someone.
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#103 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
I never parry myself, but I don't see the problem with using it. If someone is just swinging away with their Dark Sword, a parry is all it takes to put them in their place.
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#104 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
No, parrying is fine, goading someone into being defenseless under the impression that they are going to have a boxing match, only to parry them, bring out a massive weapon, and one-shotting them is just cheap shit.
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#109 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
it's an effective strategy when it actually goes through
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#112 - jakotad (06/24/2016) [-]
But it's a coward's tactic.
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#114 - avocadomessiah (06/24/2016) [-]
yeah, which is why i deserve a death when it all goes wrong
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#105 - Zaxplab (06/23/2016) [-]
Oh, I get you now. Yeah, it's like those people who only pretend that they're going to allow you to kill a tough enemy before attacking.
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#77 - cookiecoketwo (06/23/2016) [-]
Because it's fun. It's literally the only reason. You worked hard for that shit, and you're using it.
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#85 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
But it's NOT fun, it's absolutely boring because there's NO risk and your gain is NEVER worth it compared to what you could be doing by the end of the game.

Like, shit, man; you're obviously playing Dark Souls because you like the feeling of a challenge, if you just want to decimate people just buy Dynasty Warriors or some shit, why ruin the fun time for everyone else by being a cock and not even have it be WORTH it?
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#96 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
there is risk though

i lose a lot
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#98 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
And they don't? I guarantee you get more wins than losses over cheap tricks; the difference is they lose because they trusted you and you lose because you fucked around.

No one gives any sympathy to a scam artist when they lose their cash.
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#99 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
no dude trust me, i suck at real pvp

that's why i use an exiled greatsword, because it's easy mode
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#100 - avocadomessiah (06/23/2016) [-]
i'd also like to mention how many times people have kicked my ass with Onikiri and Ubadachi
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#74 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
hey man, what ever works you know?
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#83 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
But it doesn't 'work' because you already got so far into the game.

If you have the skill to go that far, coupled by all the great equipment you get, you're obviously not going to be challenged by a level 7 host with a hand ax and wooden shield.
#86 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
low lvl can beat higher lvl on skill, i managed to take down guys even tho they had weapons i havent even come across in the game yet but i still managed to defeat them, if you are using cheesy tactics and its your style then go for it, its about having fun with the game, if you dont like meeting people with cheesy tactics then invade and go for random people with human form, its not something to get butthurt over to be honest you are never invincible and you can always win but sometimes it just requires more hardship than it usually does
You can`t win them all but you sure as hell should try! 화이팅 !!
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#89 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
That just adds insult to injury, because they have all this shit going for them and STILL just opt to throw poison daggers or spam their Wrath of The Gods spell.

It has nothing to do with Hardship. Facing Havel with a club is one thing, because you can memorize the moveset and skills, you can EVENTUALLY win if you're careful. If Havel suddenly pulled out a Tranquil Walk of Peace and Firestormed your ass, chances are you'd be right fucked regardless of skill level.

Come the fuck on.

You're right, it's absolutely nothing to be butthurt over, I just restart my system when I see it happen
#90 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
yeah restart is easy to do, people are cunts and cunts will be regardless of what you do or say you either die an honorable duelist or play long enough to become a shitty cheeser i guess
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#91 - captainfuckitall (06/23/2016) [-]
English isn't your first language, is it.
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#93 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
3rd
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#94 - yolonator (06/23/2016) [-]
sorry if i missed anything or made a mistake, happens from time to time
#71 - fckthesecatchpas (06/23/2016) [-]
... is this your first DS game? Dark souls fanbase is,has been and always will be totally autistic pussies who always cry when they lose to "cheap tactics"