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|#5 - No thanks, I'd rather not try to get out and flip water all ov… [+] (3 new replies)||09/27/2014 on Its so unnecessary, but i...||+1|
|#16 - **** that face scares the **** out of me and I h… [+] (3 new replies)||09/27/2014 on joshlol kissed a girl...||0|
#237 - copperonic (09/28/2014) [-]
Its looks like someone who has been fighting a nasty shit for the last 8 hours, and after pushing for like 20 minutes, it passes through hot as magma, hard as rock, and as long and wide as the grand canyon and if you had a camera at that moment, it would look like this. Its the face of a fear dump.
|#15 - It has nothing to do with the site or boys Vs girls, faggot. I… [+] (53 new replies)||09/27/2014 on joshlol kissed a girl...||+256|
#167 - captainfuckitall (09/27/2014) [-]
For anyone wondering: Kingderps argument was simply that she had no obligation to kiss him, which is totally fine; nobody has an obligation to do it even if it WAS part of the routine, and MY argument was that, while she has no obligation to kiss him, she could have done it in a much nicer way without shattering his confidence and self-esteem for years; and then he went on a tangent about how we just defend boys, dislike girls, how he's absolutely right and we hate him for it, comparing our views to fanatic religious doctrine, goading us to thumb him down because he "doesn't care" (which is obviously false considering how he's deleting his comments and trying so hard to cover his tracks) and generally just complaining like a 13 year old child.
#113 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
or, you know, she was told to run off like that by the producers and being a decent human being had nothing to do with it...
#56 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
She's a kid. Kids are dumb, we've all been there.
#76 - captainfuckitall (09/27/2014) [-]
"I'm right because everyone else is wrong. Everyone else is wrong because I say so"
Perfect logic there, buddy. Here, if you wanna be a white knight so badly, why not throw some mentions of female funnyjunkers in there so they can see what an upstanding guy you are. Or better yet, post this comment chain on Tumblr and caption it "This is why I need Feminism" so you can have your nice-guy ego stroked.
To be completely honest, Funnyjunk is probably one of the LEAST bias sites out there when it comes to political/gender/race issues. Search ANY of the 'prank' videos that show guys slapping girls asses or trying to kiss them and you'll see everyone in the comments lashing out at the guy and calling him a massive prick. The ONLY person projecting their little 'men and women can't work together' fantasies here is YOU.
#104 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/27/2014) [-]
I really don't like how half of the dumbasses on this site parade themselves around as geniuses. I don't even give a single fuck about the content. I don't care if the kiss was part of the routine or not. I don't have an opinion on this in the slightest and I did think it was okay for you to ask for proof that the kiss was part of the routine, but god-dammit, man. Stop being such a fucking condescending cunt.
That shit's annoying. If you have to say you're smart, you're not fucking smart, kiddo.
#106 - kingderps (09/27/2014) [-]
Well 'smart' is difficult to define. When it comes to computer programming, digital art and sculpting, and my job, I'm smart. When it comes to working on a car, sports, genetic engineering, I'm a moron. Perhaps there is a general intelligence as far as problem solving and comprehension that can apply to any subject, but even that is very complicated. One person may be a slow learner but be able to work with information in a more imaginative way than one who learns fast for example.
In this case, I saw content that showed a girl rejecting this boy that stood there feeling hurt by her rejecting him. Regardless of if it was a part of some routine or not, the comments for this content were sympathizing for the boy. I just pointed out that the girl shouldn't be blamed for how she reacted and regardless of how she reacted some may judge her. I don't think that this comment deserved to be thumbed down.
The only stupid thing I did here was to argue with idiots who beat me with experience.
#109 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/27/2014) [-]
Man, I don't understand why anyone would feel the need to shame her for giving him a little peck even if it's not for the routine. Personally, I find it illogical that she would need to react that way to avoid shame. I actually do kinda disagree with you, and I don't want to get into this whole big thing about it because it's not my point.
Really man, I just think it's best to not comment on this anymore. It seems like a waste of time on both ends of the argument. That's what point I wanna make. This needless hostility form both ends is just ridiculous.
#159 - captainfuckitall (09/27/2014) [-]
There, was that so hard?
All mocking aside, you're not doing yourself any favours by actually DELETING your comments. It's true that they tend to snowball after a while because I've had that happen to me too. Ya it sucks, but you get MORE sympathy by actually sticking to your guns, because now you just look like a coward.
In any case, your argument was simply that she had no obligation to kiss him, which is totally fine; nobody has an obligation to do it even if it WAS part of the routine, and MY argument was that, while she has no obligation to kiss him, she could have done it in a much nicer way without shattering his confidence and self-esteem for years; and then you went on a tangent about how we just defend boys, dislike girls, how you're absolutely right and we hate you for it, comparing our views to fanatic religious doctrine, and generally just complaining like a 13 year old child.
#74 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
#67 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
They both lean into it you fucking idiot and if it wasn't part of the routine she would have been pulling her head back as he was leaning in because shes staring right at him, fucking moron.
#64 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
Ok this comment actually made me check your profile, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that you have a positive level surprises the hell out of me. The girl overreacted. And no, it isn't because she didn't want to be called a slut. She's a fucking prepubescent girl. I don't know what sort of fucked up ghetto-ass neighborhood you come from where people call little girls sluts for any reason, let alone an innocent little peck on the lips like that, but in most first-world countries we tend to prefer to wait until girls grow tits before we start associating them with sex. This isn't the god damn dark ages.
#145 - captainfuckitall (09/27/2014) [-]
Have you even ONCE considered that you might be wrong and THAT'S why people are thumbing you down, rather than just 'hurr durr, he's right and I hate him!'. You use the exact same logic extremists use to justify their actions and why everyone else AREN'T extremists themselves. You're so caught up in the idea that you absolutely, irrefutably, undeniably MUST be right (and people hate you for it) that you never stop to consider how your views might be wrong, or your how your comment could be improved, or how anything coming from you could be less than absolute gospel.
#160 - captainfuckitall (09/27/2014) [-]
Your argument was simply that she had no obligation to kiss him, which is totally fine; nobody has an obligation to do it even if it WAS part of the routine, and MY argument was that, while she has no obligation to kiss him, she could have done it in a much nicer way without shattering his confidence and self-esteem for years; and then you went on a tangent about how we just defend boys, dislike girls, how you're absolutely right and we hate you for it, comparing our views to fanatic religious doctrine, and generally just complaining like a 13 year old child.
#162 - kingderps (09/27/2014) [-]
Ok, at the risk of taking on hundreds more red thumbs, I'll try to explain again where I was coming from. In our society boys are encouraged when it comes to "scoring" for lack of a better term. Girls are often discouraged and ostracized for the same thing. I really hope you are already familiar with this double standard and understand what I'm talkign about, otherwise this will make no sense.
It was my opinion that she over reacted out of that mentality that our society puts on girls. Regardless of if anyone would try to shame her for kissing him or not, she may have felt pressure to act like she didn't like it due to the stigma mentioned in the paragraph above.
Having said all of that I'm not a SJW, I actually lean on the MRA side of things in many cases.
#172 - captainfuckitall (09/27/2014) [-]
No one cares which side you lean on because your argument itself was shit, but at least you're being more clear now, so thumbs for you.
Indeed, boys are encouraged when it comes to scoring and girls are disencouraged (and there's a very good evolutionary reason for this if you'd want to know), similar to how boys are encouraged to be absolutely tough and in command at all times while girls are allowed an infinite number of re-tries. Society does not favour boys over girls, I'd sooner say that it doesn't favour ANYONE, it's just that certain genders have certain advantages that others don't have.
She's a kid, man. She wasn't trying to make a big political statement regarding her actions, she just didn't want to kiss him, did anyways, and then over-reacted because she thought it was gross. The ONLY thing she did 'wrong' is over-react, because HE did nothing wrong either and that's probably going to be an awful memory for him for YEARS; as boys put just as much important on their desirability as girls. That's what we're saying. Not wanting to kiss him is fine, she could have just held herself together better for the sake of the routine and his mental health. Good lords, I certainly wouldn't act like I was going to throw up if a fat or ugly or whatever girl kissed me, I would either just tell her not to in private or excuse myself if we were in public, because I'm a sensible human being who's mindful of the thoughts of others.
Also, you're still mistaken about the mentality regarding boys vs. girls, as I said before, in ANY type of 'prank' show that comes at the expense of women's privacy or sexual discrepancy, everyone here freaks out over the guy and calls him a douche.
#62 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
Well this is from a T.V. show and I happened to watch that episode (Don't ask why)
Yes it is part of the routine, the song they danced to was a love song so the choreographer made them kiss. The reason the girl freaked was because it was her first ever kiss and she didn't want it to be like that. She's like 11 cut her some slack.
#22 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
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#32 - panzerfront (09/26/2014) [-]
Having been to Stormfront several times, I don't think that your statement is accurate, we hate those fags, I mean seriously the amount of hatred directed at them exceeds that directed at Jews and scummy people in general (i.e. gangstas, and the like) they are viewed as traitors to white people (assuming that the SJW in question is white and knowing several in real life only one is non white) Hell they want simply seperate areas for people of different races, but would gladly exterminate the SJW before anyone else even Jews.
TLR Stormfront hates SJWs for being traitors and wants them exterminated.
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|#95 - Actually, the difference is that Theistic/Spiritual Satanists …||09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense...||0|
|#52 - Mhmm. While Satanism, as any religion, has different branches … [+] (3 new replies)||09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense...||+1|
#95 - captainfuckitall (09/24/2014) [-]
Actually, the difference is that Theistic/Spiritual Satanists consider Satan and his Demons real, benevolent beings who are representations of these traits, and LaVeyan Satanists who only see Satan as a metaphor
The goal and principles of Satanism remain the same in literally every branch but Devil-Worshipers, who are ostracized. The only differences between them is exactly how hey view Satan and exactly how they achieve perfection.
|#51 - Satanism is pretty self regulated, actually. 'Devil-Worshipers…||09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense...||0|