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#95 - I am legitimately upset. 10 hours ago on When you get played like a... +1
#106 - Having an argument about a comment with multiple other people?… 23 hours ago on Harley scolds Dr Fate 0
#23 - We're not wrong. Also, **** you bagguhsleep  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2015 on realization 0
User avatar #27 - bagguhsleep (07/30/2015) [-]
come fight me you frick
User avatar #59 - sebthebrony (16 hours ago) [-]
thanks for not swearing friend
User avatar #63 - bagguhsleep (11 hours ago) [-]
frick the heck off
#103 - That's very true and I missed that myself, but it's ALSO true … 07/30/2015 on Harley scolds Dr Fate 0
#102 - Why?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Harley scolds Dr Fate 0
#105 - gatorroll (07/30/2015) [-]
your being cringy af
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (23 hours ago) [-]
Having an argument about a comment with multiple other people? Or are you just saying I'm cringy because you disagree with me. Are you going to call everyone else here cringy as well?
#79 - Also: Comment #48 07/29/2015 on Harley scolds Dr Fate -4
#78 - That tells us nothing we haven't already discussed: Someone wi… 07/29/2015 on Harley scolds Dr Fate -3
#76 - "Because a diagnostician is as good as a psychiatrist to …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Harley scolds Dr Fate -4
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
Also: Comment #48
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
That tells us nothing we haven't already discussed: Someone with a doctorate has some practical medical experience regardless of the subject of their doctorate.
#74 - When a certain title denotes what you're good at and qualified…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Harley scolds Dr Fate -5
User avatar #75 - leprechaunne (07/29/2015) [-]
That's not what I said at all? A doctorate of history has zero anatomical knowledge.
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
"Because a diagnostician is as good as a psychiatrist to take out a bullet" Right, because neither of them are trained to do so. Guess what, Harley isn't trained to either.

For the record, speaking for the comic, someone with vast magical abilities (not to mention smart enough to have a doctorate at all) probably does have some basic anatomical knowledge and medical experience under their belt.
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
Also: Comment #48
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
That tells us nothing we haven't already discussed: Someone with a doctorate has some practical medical experience regardless of the subject of their doctorate.
#72 - If I got drunk I certainly would be, would you trust me then? …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Harley scolds Dr Fate -5
User avatar #73 - leprechaunne (07/29/2015) [-]
You like semantics quite a bit. Would you prefer an MD knowing they're not all surgeons? Because a diagnostician is as good as a psychiatrist to take out a bullet. You're getting wrapped up in formalities
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
When a certain title denotes what you're good at and qualified to do, then yes, I'd certainly hope you'd like them too.

I'd prefer a surgeon. Failing that, I'd prefer someone who is adept with anatomy/surgical tools/medicine. Failing that, I'd prefer someone who has their First Aid training. Failing that, I'd ask for your help and someone else to buy me a bottle of whiskey.

You're making a false equivalent, regardless. Here, let's turn this back on you: Doctor Fate is literally just as qualified to perform surgery on said monkey as Harely is. You're getting wrapped up in formalities.
User avatar #75 - leprechaunne (07/29/2015) [-]
That's not what I said at all? A doctorate of history has zero anatomical knowledge.
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
"Because a diagnostician is as good as a psychiatrist to take out a bullet" Right, because neither of them are trained to do so. Guess what, Harley isn't trained to either.

For the record, speaking for the comic, someone with vast magical abilities (not to mention smart enough to have a doctorate at all) probably does have some basic anatomical knowledge and medical experience under their belt.
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
Also: Comment #48
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (07/29/2015) [-]
That tells us nothing we haven't already discussed: Someone with a doctorate has some practical medical experience regardless of the subject of their doctorate.

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#517 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
#480 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
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