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#14 - Why the **** are all the Criminals standing in re…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Injustice Feels Among Us 0
User avatar #25 - undeadmaus (1 hour ago) [-]
Well, if I were them, I wouldn't try anything stupid with Superman, Wonderwoman, the Flash etc around. They can try to fight normal humans, but the know they got no chance against superhumans. Also seeing Batman break down like that is probably jarring to them and enough to make them understand the severity of the situation.
#23 - justaredshirt (2 hours ago) [-]
Criminals are probably in shock that Batman is showing emotion. Also, in this universe Harley Quinn took a Face Turn when The Joker was killed.
#22 - NereidALbel (2 hours ago) [-]
A good part of that is Nightwing being killed by one of the "heroes" in cold blood, as opposed to the combat the villains are used to. And as much as Harley is responsible for mass murder, she still knows that's basically just a kid who was murdered by another kid...
#26 - One of the things I enjoy about this game (And Demon's Souls) … 6 hours ago on Some DS Pictures +1
#6 - See comment #5 9 hours ago on What dumbfucks 0
#5 - What the hell are you talking about? Batman is THEE most unrea…  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on What dumbfucks +4
#15 - batfacts (1 hour ago) [-]
Batman is realistic based on the principle that someone could theoretically do what he does. Is it probable? no. Is it likely? no. But is it possible? yes. Like I said before if any real human attempted what Batman does they would probably die immediately because it is unreasonable to expect any human to accomplish his feats. But it most definitely is possible.
I would also pose the argument that if you are talking about realism you shouldn't use Superman and Spiderman as examples. I would think that it is completely unrealistic that any being can become super-powered due to our sun's radiation or a scientific spider bite. Those occurrences most definitely could never happen in the real world, which is what I believe the word realistic refers to in this case. Does the fact that it is explained make it realistic? Is Harry Potter a realistic novel because it explains where Wizards come from and how they work? I think you are setting these characters to different standards because if all it requires is a well though out explanation to make something realistic then Batman's story about training for years with experts is as good as a story about Spiderman being bitten by a spider, that had who knows what experiments practiced on it.

PS. In Batman Year One (1987 Issue #404) they say he was training abroad for 12 years. Which, considering the length of a college degree is 4 years, makes him an expert in at least 3 things.
#12 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
He was also a billionaire who could afford to learn from the best in the world, plus once he became batman he continued to learn. Also unlike a college student batman dedicated every second of every day to improving himself, without every worrying about literally anything else. Considering that his father was enough of a genius to not only be incredibly successful but also a billionaire, its not hard to believe he had a serious genetic advantage, considering he too was a genius.And there are geniuses alive today who can complete a 4 year college course and be experts in less than a year. There are have been humans who were capable of reciting 2000 page novels from memory. Plus this is the DC universe, where an expert in robotics can create a mile high death robot in under a year, and a martial arts master can jump 15 feat in the air.
#10 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
From the Nolan films, I can't explicitly remember him being a master in the fields of anything except combat. He doesn't even run his own business, has executives doing that.

If what you are saying is the case, Batman would never be challenged in a fight
#106 - Well good luck with that. 11 hours ago on How to ask a girl out 0
#60 - Hmm, so then I suppose the question is: what defines "Str… 01/30/2015 on Top 10 Strongest... 0
#57 - That's true, but Karn was specifically DESIGNED to be that str…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Top 10 Strongest... 0
User avatar #58 - commissarcrunch (01/30/2015) [-]
fair enough and i do agree that sorin is impressive for all his hard work, the question was who is strongest post-mending plainswalker. so terminators double spark and timey wimey bs is very, very strong.

also, didnt he get infected by the phrexian oil, hence his fall? i'm a bit rusty on MTG lore, but i'm fairly sure thats what got him.

I'm doing this all on the merits of the individuals strengths not on "who would win in a fight" because putting a robot against a vampire seems a little imbalanced
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (01/30/2015) [-]
Hmm, so then I suppose the question is: what defines "Strength". Karn has much stronger powers, but Sorin has vastly superior wisdom and intellect; though if we're measuring it on pure power, Karn would probably be stronger than Nicol Bolas himself!

Mhmm, but it was planned BY the Phrexians (or the Preators, at least) as a last ditch effort to conceal themselves and wait out their victory, so Karn is kinda Phrexian now. That's why you see so many cards and flavour texts featuring them whispering things to him and ordering him around.
#28 - Golly-gee wilikers Mr.Anon, I'll be sure to only use English t… 01/30/2015 on Like a boss, Mozart +2
#69 - Using that logic, EVERY superhero is an asshole for not allowi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Surprise 0
User avatar #72 - banwagon (01/31/2015) [-]
not quite there is a difference between not wanting to give advanced weapons tech to people and not wanting them to be able to perform intergalactic travel. Tony stark doesn't give away his iron man suite because of the destruction it can cause, but he does give away advance medical and battery tech, prosthetic and computing technologies.
#18 - A wonderful comp indeed! Though if I may make a suggestion, wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Top 10 Strongest... +2
User avatar #56 - commissarcrunch (01/30/2015) [-]
i'd disagree that Sorin is superior to karn only on the merit that karn has bullshit time travel powers and other various bs abilities took on phrexia and basically won. not saying sorin aint good, just saying that karn is bullshit
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (01/30/2015) [-]
That's true, but Karn was specifically DESIGNED to be that strong, and as narudawg said, he DOES have two different Sparks in him.

(Speaking of which, it might earn a lot of thumbs to explain what a Spark is, how it works, and what Planeswalkers are!)

Sorin, however, is powerful out of merit and has took on many people even stronger than the Phraxians (Such as the Eldrazi) and won.

Besides, the time travel only 'really' works on the world around him, not him himself, so he is still vulnerable to magic. It's also proven that he can both lose and be corrupted since the Phraxians did just that, their 5 Preators still alive, and all of them dominating Karn's mind.
User avatar #58 - commissarcrunch (01/30/2015) [-]
fair enough and i do agree that sorin is impressive for all his hard work, the question was who is strongest post-mending plainswalker. so terminators double spark and timey wimey bs is very, very strong.

also, didnt he get infected by the phrexian oil, hence his fall? i'm a bit rusty on MTG lore, but i'm fairly sure thats what got him.

I'm doing this all on the merits of the individuals strengths not on "who would win in a fight" because putting a robot against a vampire seems a little imbalanced
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (01/30/2015) [-]
Hmm, so then I suppose the question is: what defines "Strength". Karn has much stronger powers, but Sorin has vastly superior wisdom and intellect; though if we're measuring it on pure power, Karn would probably be stronger than Nicol Bolas himself!

Mhmm, but it was planned BY the Phrexians (or the Preators, at least) as a last ditch effort to conceal themselves and wait out their victory, so Karn is kinda Phrexian now. That's why you see so many cards and flavour texts featuring them whispering things to him and ordering him around.
User avatar #51 - narudawg (01/30/2015) [-]
Thanks for the tips!

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#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
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