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#4 - Question for you, Funnyjunk. Would you rather be immo…  [+] (6 replies) 09/25/2016 on Immortality +3
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#10 - archmystic (09/25/2016) [-]
Immortal - aslong as you play it safe you'd only really die if you were unlucky.
Luck - Luck triumps all if its supernatural levels of luck i'd imagine it being Gladstone Gander levels of luck.
Speed - Speed > Power atleast in terms of survival ability
Fighter - this is really a hard choice, but i'm not really a sportsfan
Spy - just seems to bring you a more interesting array of skills
Evil friend - hands down 100 times better, the other option would mean you are probably the bad guy or the good guys nemesis in some form and will always lose out
Liquid - I'd very much like my water.
Superpower(the superpower 1000 times better than the alternative since with it you could just pick a superpower that lets you get the same technically or even better -aka world ruler instead of just over a nation)
50 years.
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#9 - kongdong (09/25/2016) [-]
Immortality, Luck,speed, best fighter, spy, friends with evil. food only, free superpower (time stop most likely) and slow and painful death, because at least I'll have more time to spend with those i care about
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#8 - soyfriedbryce (09/25/2016) [-]
Immortal if I could take someone else with me, invincible if not.

Supernatural Luck hands down, intellect would make me miserable, but having amazing luck as I am would make me very happy.

Strength, idk why.

Spy, because I'd have the training to blend in and could just start a new life.

Friends with the most evil, I might be able to help them get better.

Only being able to consume food (only if I can hydrate that way)

Superpower, hands down.

Slow and horrible in 50, although I'd prefer it to be longer, I dont want to die at 72.
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#7 - paddypancake (09/25/2016) [-]
Immortal. Violent deaths don't happen too often and life expectancy would be way beyond 100. Lots of people have concerns about living too long (in fictional scenarios) and some would even choose no bonus rather than both of these but honestly I'd pick both even if that would mean i would be unable to kill myself. Death is for me a much bigger concern than too much living.
Genius level intellect. Luck is nice and good but you with enough intellect you don't need excessive luck.
Speed.
Best fighter even though I'd never use it.
Probably spy
Worst enemey with the most "good" person. I don't like people who feel superior anyways. Friends with misunderstood evil is something i could do but not with someone who really just wants bad things. I think (especially thanks to the superman comparison) its easy to think of the evil mastermind in comic books or even cartoons with comic relief pun intended but worst evil on the planet is more of a likes to eat people's organs and wants to kill everyone (but me).
Liquids. Saves time.
Superpower.
Slow in 50 years. Don't want to die before wizardhood.
#6 - kinginthenorth (09/25/2016) [-]
Immortal. That way i can still chose when i die.
Genius level intellect.
Monsterous strength. I'd just use my strength to launch myself and go fast that way.
Best sportsman. I've got no use for fighting.
Spy from a fallen regime. I can just switch sides to live comfortably. If they do track me down, there's no point since the regime's gone.
Besties with the most evil. Just seems like more fun than the other option.
Food. Or liquid for efficiency though.
Superpower Some of them are way more likely to achieve world domination than a powerful nation.
Slow and horrible one. I'm pretty resistant to pain and horrible stuff anyway.
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#5 - wursttorte (09/25/2016) [-]
Invincible.
Being immortal sucks.

Being smart.
Strength.
Hrm... I like to spar and bike but isn't that included in Sportsman? if so Sportsman. If not the other one.
Both shitty
Worst enemies with that moral asshole
Liquid. I like my alcoholics.
Superpower. If i try to run a country i will be killed within one month of bringing it to shit.
Which will take me a week.
#5 - Allegedly, it's actually a common 'joke' in many other culture…  [+] (8 replies) 09/25/2016 on Time to Move out +3
#27 - anon (09/25/2016) [-]
I'll take my cold and stoic culture that is based on reason and logic over your shitty emotional "family above all else" culture that breeds corruption and crime. My parents love me, but they also hold me to a high standard that they essentailly force me to achieve.
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#8 - roboplegicwrongcok (09/25/2016) [-]
If my son was a pedophile, I'd hospitalize him myself. I like beaner culture less the more I hear.
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#15 - abesimpson (09/25/2016) [-]
>Thinking Hispanics embrace pedophiles.

You will never know how emotionally warm Hispanic families are compared to the average white american family. A kiss in a cheek is basically sexual harassment for you guys.
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#16 - roboplegicwrongcok (09/25/2016) [-]
I was only going by captainfuckitalls original post. He said it was more socially acceptable, not me. I just meant if it's true, it's disgusting. I'm English, we don't have beaners here.
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#17 - abesimpson (09/25/2016) [-]
It felt like you were taking what he said at face value, then these rumours end up spreading.

Mexicans and Latinos are generally very nice people compared to other migrant ethnic groups and the hate they get really feels unfair.
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#18 - roboplegicwrongcok (09/25/2016) [-]
Ok, I apologise, I shouldn't have taking his word for it. Pedophilia just makes me a special kind of angry after all the dirty little muzzles we've had here operating these grooming gangs.
#19 - abesimpson (09/25/2016) [-]
Ah man. Why did you apologise?

Now I feel like a dick because you're a gentleman.

Damn you and your British ways.
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#39 - jaggsauce (09/25/2016) [-]
MYYV ON YE SAUSAGE
#9 - This is part of the reason I can't even watch black people in …  [+] (2 replies) 09/19/2016 on anon doesnt like black girls -2
#11 - funpunk (09/19/2016) [-]
Thanks.
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#17 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2016) [-]
#5 - As a friend of mine noted, the most inspiring thing about this…  [+] (2 replies) 09/15/2016 on Adventure +10
#15 - turbanmasher (09/15/2016) [-]
The lesson: Don't fly.
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#7 - drhoffable (09/15/2016) [-]
deep
#18 - Source?  [+] (1 reply) 09/15/2016 on For Icecream? +1
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#20 - ferron (09/15/2016) [-]
See comment #13
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 09/12/2016 on katara +5
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#21 - mondprinzessin (09/13/2016) [-]
I don't remember that part of I am legend