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#5 - It's not as if that wasn't dangerous though. He regularly cros…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2016 on for the fatherland +22
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#8 - corrotwentyfour (08/17/2016) [-]
Yeah this

WW1 runner's had a very high mortality rate. They would often be out of cover running to and from the front lines in all conditions in all hours delivering important orders which, if not delivered or delivered too late, could cost the lives of thousands of soldiers. Runners would also be highly specialized in their jobs and would often have extensive training in map-reading, orienteering and reconnaissance skills.

(I'm not a Hitler supporter, my ancestor was a runner on the front lines in WW1 for the British Army)
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#9 - chemyshawnart (08/17/2016) [-]
Any more stories ? I can just look up things in wikipedia but not the stories people who`ve personally seen it tell
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#13 - corrotwentyfour (08/17/2016) [-]
It's funny you say that mate

firstworldwar.com/diaries/arunnersstory.htm

This is a first hand account from a British Runner in the First World War
#6 - Well surely if he killed himself he didn't want to be here; no…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/17/2016 on fag +51
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#99 - hikakiller (08/18/2016) [-]
Most people who try to kill themselves don't fully understand the scope of death.
#96 - thepizzadevourer (08/17/2016) [-]
Actually nearly everyone who attempts suicide and survives ends up regretting the attempt (some later on, most immediately afterwards)
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#13 - helgheimftw (08/17/2016) [-]
Every one that has survived jumping form the golden gate bridge said they regreted it rigth after they jumped though
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#74 - momad (08/17/2016) [-]
yeah but of course they wouldnt report anyone that said "oh man i wish i actually died, because now im paralyzed for life this fucking sucks im gonna go kill myself later" cuz that would probably encourage people to do it right?
#73 - anon (08/17/2016) [-]
probably because the one who didn't just jumped again
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#40 - reindeerflotilla (08/17/2016) [-]
Yeah, cause the probably broke most of their bones, I'd regret a poor suicide attempt too.
#53 - anon (08/17/2016) [-]
Lmao, fucking summerfags pretending to know what they are talking about.
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#59 - manimator (08/17/2016) [-]
this isn't 4chan
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#32 - angelious (08/17/2016) [-]
maybe thats why they survived.


y know half the attempt is the mindset.
#54 - anon (08/17/2016) [-]
I dunno, once you are falling off the bridge it's mostly about gravity, not mindset.

Besides, if you decide you don't want to die while you're falling, you would go rigid and be far more likely to die.
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#55 - angelious (08/17/2016) [-]
well you see. gravity affects jumping too. but when i joined our schools basket ball team because of peer pressure from my parents, everybody told me i was never gonna be good at it because my heart wasnt in it and i would never dunk with the best.

its the same thing.
#55 - >> #49 08/17/2016 on Eurabia: The New Normal 0
#49 - It's not about forgiveness or what-what, I just didn't want pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2016 on Eurabia: The New Normal +2
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#50 - thegamepixel (08/17/2016) [-]
Their book is the basis for the other abrahamic religions, so you can't relly exclude the other religions from that, but I definitley see your point. I was more trying to express its about the Jewish mindset of Jewish success and not that Jews inately want to take over the world. However, it wouldn't be unthinkable for some Jews to cross that line.
#47 - You're half right. A major reason of why people hate …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2016 on Eurabia: The New Normal +4
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#54 - neoexdeath (08/17/2016) [-]
Well its not like they don't have a reason like say, multiple attempted genocides, to that that ingrained in the culture.
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#55 - captainfuckitall (08/17/2016) [-]
>>#49
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#48 - thegamepixel (08/17/2016) [-]
I mean, in a way, you can't blame them. Because their group got kicked out so much they've become tight-knit. I agree that there is a lot in the culture that puts Jews above others when it comes to being friends or hiringas well as knowing that Jewish culture strives said people to be successful and a true friend to other jews, but I think it, while not really being justified, makes some sense as the people have become jaded to the outside.

Jews aren't really that hateful towards other groups unless they're Muslim, I mean, my Jewish mom married a Christian.

Maybe I'm being too forgiving here though, considering half my family is Jewish.
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#49 - captainfuckitall (08/17/2016) [-]
It's not about forgiveness or what-what, I just didn't want people to get the wrong impression that people hate Jews because "Damn they are just SO good at everything! I hate it!!". Considering it states in their very holy book that they are the chosen people and everyone else should kneel, I would be quicker to call OTHER'S suspicion of them as the reaction.
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#50 - thegamepixel (08/17/2016) [-]
Their book is the basis for the other abrahamic religions, so you can't relly exclude the other religions from that, but I definitley see your point. I was more trying to express its about the Jewish mindset of Jewish success and not that Jews inately want to take over the world. However, it wouldn't be unthinkable for some Jews to cross that line.
#25 - But it is. It's a dress that goes against the cultural traditi… 08/13/2016 on Paki tries to defend islam +1
#15 - If we learned ANYTHING from the refugee crisis, it is that any…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2016 on Paki tries to defend islam +3
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#16 - guillem (08/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, no. Allowing people to dress however they please is not "an act of kindness", it is a basic right in our society as long as it is not a security threat, and to be honest that can't be said about the burkinis (too tight to hide shit below, and the face can be seen). Besides, what you said is bullshit, people who want to commit attacks and be assholes would do so regardless of our "kindness".

This ban is a populist measure that achieves nothing but further create tension between Muslim-grown French individuals and their non-Muslim counterparts, something completely unnecesary. This escalade argument can't be used if the measure is done for a reason that benefits the French people, but this is not the case, and it is dumb as rocks. We've been complaining about how Muslim countries don't allow Westerners to dress in a certain way, yet the French are doing the exact same thing.
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#25 - captainfuckitall (08/13/2016) [-]
But it is. It's a dress that goes against the cultural traditions of where they reside. You certainly wouldn't see many Arab countries allowing white women to strut around in bikini's, because it IS an act of kindness to do so, however much you do not believe it is.

And no they certainly would not. Part OF the propaganda used by ISIS and extremist Muslims is that Western societies are weak and 'unfertile' and they are needed to repopulate.

Indeed, than again, they are also near completely uncivilized and their culture is steeped in violence; so we're not SO bad as them yet.
#46 - I know exactly the level of rage you're feeling right now. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2016 on Make Reapers Great Again +3
#58 - firsttimecaller (08/11/2016) [-]
I have always wished for the super power to find people who cheat at video games (PvP only ofc, I don't care if you want to ruin your own single player experience) and literally murder them. They clearly were raised by very fail parents, and will make even worse ones themselves. Seriously, never understood how cheating to win is fun, everyone you beat knows you cheated....

No this is not about DS, 1 was too boring for me at the time, played most of 2, have not tried 3. Don't like the PvP aspects at all, although the general difficulty of the games has always made me WISH I liked them more.

(And side note, DS breaks rule #1 of game design which is not to remove functionality from a game to simulate difficulty, there is no reason you should not be able to pause. Real life exists and you should not be punished in a video game for real life happening)
#7 - Source. 08/10/2016 on Struggle Snuggle 0
#10 - Source?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2016 on galeleo +3
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#11 - gherner (08/10/2016) [-]
King Kong 510 Movie CLIP  Giant Bugs Attack 2005 HD
The scene starts at 1:35

Its Peter Jackson's King Kong
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#29 - madeofhydrogen (08/10/2016) [-]
Why did I watch that

I was eating

Jesus Christ
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#32 - erotictentacle (08/10/2016) [-]
Nice, i'm eating too~
#14 - anon (08/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Well that was about the most retarded fight scene.

The guy with the machete somehow losing ability to swing the machete after the bugs latch on, basically letting himself get killed in a very slow and painful way.

That pussy doing the "Girl lean" somehow not shooting his partner once with the thompson then throwing down the weapon before trying to save machete guy.
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#38 - mcmanybucks (08/10/2016) [-]
What about how there where no hitting sounds at all?