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#6 - >Asian/Germanic general >Turns raggity ass bandits i… 1 minute ago on top fucking kek 0
#7 - Only commenting in order to come back later to see the comments 12 minutes ago on My role model 0
#25 - Okay. 52 minutes ago on My new Bae -2
#23 - Oh, there you go. Whatever, do as you please, you're right, ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 55 minutes ago on My new Bae -2
User avatar #24 - bestfoxgirl (52 minutes ago) [-]
At this point I don't know if you were trying to troll from the beginning or you just lack some chromosomes.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (52 minutes ago) [-]
Okay.
#30 - This honestly has so much potential it's not even funny. I don… 57 minutes ago on Legend of Korra Game 0
#21 - Sure I do, here, I'll give a rundown of this entire conversati…  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on My new Bae -2
User avatar #22 - bestfoxgirl (58 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah it means you didn't understand shit. Read before typing please. "but that's not how it works, boy." you are literally too dumb to read the other user's name

I'd explain it how a bunch of unknown bloggers with 5 followers wouldn't change a thing, but I can see that you are not qualified enough to read anything more sophisticated than 4chan posts. Therefore, I bid you farewell and good luck fighting mosquitos like these journalists, their 5 followers, 2 tumblr users and their 3 fans. See ya.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (55 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, there you go. Whatever, do as you please, you're right, everyone else is wrong, your vagina is important.
User avatar #24 - bestfoxgirl (52 minutes ago) [-]
At this point I don't know if you were trying to troll from the beginning or you just lack some chromosomes.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (52 minutes ago) [-]
Okay.
#19 - Oh, I'm sorry that me being right hit a nerve for you. Whateve…  [+] (6 new replies) 1 hour ago on My new Bae -2
User avatar #20 - bestfoxgirl (1 hour ago) [-]
You don't have a clue what you are talking about, do you
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (1 hour ago) [-]
Sure I do, here, I'll give a rundown of this entire conversation:

"Guys, just ignore them"
"Ignoring them doesn't work"
"Yes it does"
"Here's proof that it doesn't work"
"Wutever dood, ignoring them would have worked"
"So ignore them"
"You're wrong"

Seriously though, all my bias mockeries aside, I get what you're trying to say. "If you just didn't pay attention to them, nobody big would notice them", but that's not how it works, boy. You see, when someone makes enough of a ruckus, people notice them; plain and simple, and guess what, it's journalists' JOBS to notice them before anyone else, also plain and simple. Gamergate started when corruption in Gaming Journalism (stupid, I know; I didn't take it seriously at first either) was first noticed and called for it to be addressed. Instead of addressing it, these journalists basically did this big shout-out to everybody who would listen that they were victims and everyone else was wrong, and guess who picked up on that: REAL journalists and news-outlets (not only that, but due to GamerGate controversy, corruption in ACTUAL journalists and news-outlets showed up too with just a bit more digging). That's how this shit works, that's how it's always worked, and that's how it happened; letting the whole thing GO isn't going to make it better, it's just going to make things the way they were before which is exactly what people are trying to prevent.

If anyone doesn't have a clue of what's going on or how things work, it's you. If I were you I would stop commenting before you look even more like an idiot.
User avatar #22 - bestfoxgirl (58 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah it means you didn't understand shit. Read before typing please. "but that's not how it works, boy." you are literally too dumb to read the other user's name

I'd explain it how a bunch of unknown bloggers with 5 followers wouldn't change a thing, but I can see that you are not qualified enough to read anything more sophisticated than 4chan posts. Therefore, I bid you farewell and good luck fighting mosquitos like these journalists, their 5 followers, 2 tumblr users and their 3 fans. See ya.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (55 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, there you go. Whatever, do as you please, you're right, everyone else is wrong, your vagina is important.
User avatar #24 - bestfoxgirl (52 minutes ago) [-]
At this point I don't know if you were trying to troll from the beginning or you just lack some chromosomes.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (52 minutes ago) [-]
Okay.
#17 - Suuuuure buddy: Look, you can lie to yourself and sa…  [+] (8 new replies) 1 hour ago on My new Bae 0
User avatar #18 - bestfoxgirl (1 hour ago) [-]
K dude if they are that important to you, then ok. I'm just saying that they were totally irrelevant and unknown to anyone serious, and only serious journalists matter in the industry. Read something about the industry first, boy
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry that me being right hit a nerve for you. Whatever, it doesn't matter to me; as I said you can hide your head in the sand all you want, just don't ask anyone else to bury theirs with you
User avatar #20 - bestfoxgirl (1 hour ago) [-]
You don't have a clue what you are talking about, do you
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (1 hour ago) [-]
Sure I do, here, I'll give a rundown of this entire conversation:

"Guys, just ignore them"
"Ignoring them doesn't work"
"Yes it does"
"Here's proof that it doesn't work"
"Wutever dood, ignoring them would have worked"
"So ignore them"
"You're wrong"

Seriously though, all my bias mockeries aside, I get what you're trying to say. "If you just didn't pay attention to them, nobody big would notice them", but that's not how it works, boy. You see, when someone makes enough of a ruckus, people notice them; plain and simple, and guess what, it's journalists' JOBS to notice them before anyone else, also plain and simple. Gamergate started when corruption in Gaming Journalism (stupid, I know; I didn't take it seriously at first either) was first noticed and called for it to be addressed. Instead of addressing it, these journalists basically did this big shout-out to everybody who would listen that they were victims and everyone else was wrong, and guess who picked up on that: REAL journalists and news-outlets (not only that, but due to GamerGate controversy, corruption in ACTUAL journalists and news-outlets showed up too with just a bit more digging). That's how this shit works, that's how it's always worked, and that's how it happened; letting the whole thing GO isn't going to make it better, it's just going to make things the way they were before which is exactly what people are trying to prevent.

If anyone doesn't have a clue of what's going on or how things work, it's you. If I were you I would stop commenting before you look even more like an idiot.
User avatar #22 - bestfoxgirl (58 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah it means you didn't understand shit. Read before typing please. "but that's not how it works, boy." you are literally too dumb to read the other user's name

I'd explain it how a bunch of unknown bloggers with 5 followers wouldn't change a thing, but I can see that you are not qualified enough to read anything more sophisticated than 4chan posts. Therefore, I bid you farewell and good luck fighting mosquitos like these journalists, their 5 followers, 2 tumblr users and their 3 fans. See ya.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (55 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, there you go. Whatever, do as you please, you're right, everyone else is wrong, your vagina is important.
User avatar #24 - bestfoxgirl (52 minutes ago) [-]
At this point I don't know if you were trying to troll from the beginning or you just lack some chromosomes.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (52 minutes ago) [-]
Okay.
#15 - You do realize that the whole reason GamerGate is so big is BE…  [+] (10 new replies) 1 hour ago on My new Bae 0
User avatar #16 - bestfoxgirl (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, a couple of irrelevant journalists who embarrassed themselves. Big deal. This is nowhere near the real journalism btw
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (1 hour ago) [-]
Suuuuure buddy: www.google.ca/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=DV9GVIamE-mV8QfmqYCwCQ&gws_rd=ssl#q=Gamergate&tbm=nws

Look, you can lie to yourself and say nothing's up all you like, that's totally fine; others aren't, it's that simple. If you feel so strongly about it, why don't you take your own advice and avoid all mention of it? It's not as if anyone forced you to comment or hear about it.
User avatar #18 - bestfoxgirl (1 hour ago) [-]
K dude if they are that important to you, then ok. I'm just saying that they were totally irrelevant and unknown to anyone serious, and only serious journalists matter in the industry. Read something about the industry first, boy
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry that me being right hit a nerve for you. Whatever, it doesn't matter to me; as I said you can hide your head in the sand all you want, just don't ask anyone else to bury theirs with you
User avatar #20 - bestfoxgirl (1 hour ago) [-]
You don't have a clue what you are talking about, do you
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (1 hour ago) [-]
Sure I do, here, I'll give a rundown of this entire conversation:

"Guys, just ignore them"
"Ignoring them doesn't work"
"Yes it does"
"Here's proof that it doesn't work"
"Wutever dood, ignoring them would have worked"
"So ignore them"
"You're wrong"

Seriously though, all my bias mockeries aside, I get what you're trying to say. "If you just didn't pay attention to them, nobody big would notice them", but that's not how it works, boy. You see, when someone makes enough of a ruckus, people notice them; plain and simple, and guess what, it's journalists' JOBS to notice them before anyone else, also plain and simple. Gamergate started when corruption in Gaming Journalism (stupid, I know; I didn't take it seriously at first either) was first noticed and called for it to be addressed. Instead of addressing it, these journalists basically did this big shout-out to everybody who would listen that they were victims and everyone else was wrong, and guess who picked up on that: REAL journalists and news-outlets (not only that, but due to GamerGate controversy, corruption in ACTUAL journalists and news-outlets showed up too with just a bit more digging). That's how this shit works, that's how it's always worked, and that's how it happened; letting the whole thing GO isn't going to make it better, it's just going to make things the way they were before which is exactly what people are trying to prevent.

If anyone doesn't have a clue of what's going on or how things work, it's you. If I were you I would stop commenting before you look even more like an idiot.
User avatar #22 - bestfoxgirl (58 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah it means you didn't understand shit. Read before typing please. "but that's not how it works, boy." you are literally too dumb to read the other user's name

I'd explain it how a bunch of unknown bloggers with 5 followers wouldn't change a thing, but I can see that you are not qualified enough to read anything more sophisticated than 4chan posts. Therefore, I bid you farewell and good luck fighting mosquitos like these journalists, their 5 followers, 2 tumblr users and their 3 fans. See ya.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (55 minutes ago) [-]
Oh, there you go. Whatever, do as you please, you're right, everyone else is wrong, your vagina is important.
User avatar #24 - bestfoxgirl (52 minutes ago) [-]
At this point I don't know if you were trying to troll from the beginning or you just lack some chromosomes.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (52 minutes ago) [-]
Okay.
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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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