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#6 - "Sometimes it gets hard for no reason" Actu… 14 minutes ago on speakin of the devil.. 0
#111 - Indeed, police are meant to protect and serve. Wanna know who … 6 hours ago on She wasn't ready -1
#110 - Comment #61 6 hours ago on She wasn't ready -1
#109 - Eh, she's a criminal. Who cares. To have a bit more h… 6 hours ago on She wasn't ready -2
#104 - #61 Frankly speaking, she's a criminal. Obviously a b… 6 hours ago on She wasn't ready -1
#20 - You know what's a REALLY good kick? Jumping off a hig… 9 hours ago on When u play too much gta +5
#61 - That's not the point. Whether she's a 'threat' is irrelevant; … 10 hours ago on She wasn't ready +2
#7 - "If you're upset, you can be as violent as you want"…  [+] (4 new replies) 17 hours ago on She wasn't ready +10
#88 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
you people forget she kicked a trained police dewd, in handcuffs
what he did was inappropriate

you heard the story about tugce, a german who got "just" a fist to the face and died? from just a fist?
he throws her ass around like she is some 300 lbs pro wrestler.
User avatar #104 - captainfuckitall (6 hours ago) [-]

Frankly speaking, she's a criminal. Obviously a bad one, considering she makes no claim to innocent and instead tries to wound officers. I really don't care how hard he threw her to the ground. Maybe it will teach her to think next time.
User avatar #60 - urmothersass (11 hours ago) [-]
Thats literally the exact defense your giving for the cop's actions. Even though she's no threat to him, he gets to pound the shit out of her because she made him angry. I don't know about your monkey ass, but I hold cops to higher standard than criminals.
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (10 hours ago) [-]
That's not the point. Whether she's a 'threat' is irrelevant; if I started throwing small rocks at you, they're not going to kill or even seriously hurt, but it's not as if you'd just move out of the way now is it?

What matters is that she assaulted an officer of the law by kicking him, and so he took her down with reasonable force so she wouldn't kick anyone else.

You can hold police to a high standard all you please, hell, I hold them to a high standard too. That doesn't mean I care about any criminals they batter either.
#21 - I would sell the alcohol. It's not as if it tastes different t… 19 hours ago on well i'll be damned +49
#47 - Unfortunately, most Lovecraft themed movies fall far short of …  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on Lovecraft comp +3
User avatar #72 - juter (15 hours ago) [-]
obligatory mention of Old Man Henderson
User avatar #49 - gotthembarrels (20 hours ago) [-]
It is odd, but Lovecraft's work seems cursed, that any adaptations, regardless of the medium, seems to either wind up in production hell, or is cancelled. Any that DO wind up being finished are either sleeper hits (Call of Cthulhu (game), Reanimator (film, acutally like this movie btw) or are pure shite.
One exception is Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem for the gamecube, and even that is somewhat an obscure game.
User avatar #85 - angelious (10 hours ago) [-]
the fact is. lovecrafts writings were so bizzare and undrawable that proper translation to a movie form is near impossible for his most famous works.

also, i feel the need to note that while call of cthulhu is a good game, it pretty much strayed too far from lovecraftian roots by the end of it...
User avatar #58 - Greevon (19 hours ago) [-]
I still have hopes for the Mountains of Madness film adaption. It's in production hell, but we continue to get updates that it will move forward. So, it's not lost yet.

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User avatar #519 to #518 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Verily, booty-shake girl. I cannot promise to defend the right side of the Court, but I will always be there to defend the right side of your Heart.
User avatar #520 to #519 - qwertyuioplkjh (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm a dude
all the homo
#517 - falloutsurvivor (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
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