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#346 - Hey, it's the same jackass that posts those stupid cat-man ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Dark Side V Light Side 0
User avatar #406 - huntergriff (6 hours ago) [-]
in his defense it's not. the era is, though. He's still a cunt though.
#31 - Fair enough, though much of his stand-up I… 06/02/2015 on Good parent 0
#27 - He's quoted as saying it. I don't know whether it was during a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Good parent +1
User avatar #88 - sphincterface (06/02/2015) [-]
Well. I wouldn't want to be an ass about who my daughter dates, but at the same time I do. Honestly, all racist jokes I make aside, I really wouldn't care about what race my daughter would be dating in. I mean really, if I am so shallow that I am going to judge someone on their race then I may not be a very good father anyways. If she wants to date someone of another race, then I just want to know that he is a good person who has the important things in view in his life, that he isn't one of those "Dem white gurls." kind of black guy, that he is someone who is a good person and has a good goal in his life, then I would be okay with it.
User avatar #28 - sodaberg (06/02/2015) [-]
sorry man I'm calling bs until I see a source
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (06/02/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg48ZZ2wYfM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZkwuILn_s

Fair enough, though much of his stand-up IS fairly anti-white...
#25 - Sodaberg is right to an extent, except it's not just speculati…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Good parent +4
User avatar #26 - sodaberg (06/02/2015) [-]
Specifically saying 'I want my daughter to date black guys' (which is weird af) or 'I have no problem with my daughter dating black guys'?
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (06/02/2015) [-]
He's quoted as saying it. I don't know whether it was during a comedy show or an interview; but it was indeed along the lines of "I WANT my daughter to date black guys".
User avatar #88 - sphincterface (06/02/2015) [-]
Well. I wouldn't want to be an ass about who my daughter dates, but at the same time I do. Honestly, all racist jokes I make aside, I really wouldn't care about what race my daughter would be dating in. I mean really, if I am so shallow that I am going to judge someone on their race then I may not be a very good father anyways. If she wants to date someone of another race, then I just want to know that he is a good person who has the important things in view in his life, that he isn't one of those "Dem white gurls." kind of black guy, that he is someone who is a good person and has a good goal in his life, then I would be okay with it.
User avatar #28 - sodaberg (06/02/2015) [-]
sorry man I'm calling bs until I see a source
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (06/02/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg48ZZ2wYfM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZkwuILn_s

Fair enough, though much of his stand-up IS fairly anti-white...
#208 - It is canon.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Dark Side V Light Side 0
#345 - anonymous (06/02/2015) [-]
Its not canon kid. Know your star wars faggot.
User avatar #346 - captainfuckitall (06/02/2015) [-]
Hey, it's the same jackass that posts those stupid cat-man images! I know because I pressed "Hide All" for them! Who's calling who a 'faggot', exactly?
User avatar #406 - huntergriff (6 hours ago) [-]
in his defense it's not. the era is, though. He's still a cunt though.
#87 - Murdered or not, he still had one, as did many Sith. … 06/01/2015 on Dark Side V Light Side 0
#81 - Darth Malgus had a slave whom he regarded as his wife, and the…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Dark Side V Light Side +3
#122 - cisbattledroid (06/01/2015) [-]
I said in canon.
#253 - anonymous (06/02/2015) [-]
Disney signed a deal with EA that anything from KOTORs I and II and The Old Republic are canon, which includes Malgus.
User avatar #208 - captainfuckitall (06/02/2015) [-]
It is canon.
#345 - anonymous (06/02/2015) [-]
Its not canon kid. Know your star wars faggot.
User avatar #346 - captainfuckitall (06/02/2015) [-]
Hey, it's the same jackass that posts those stupid cat-man images! I know because I pressed "Hide All" for them! Who's calling who a 'faggot', exactly?
User avatar #406 - huntergriff (6 hours ago) [-]
in his defense it's not. the era is, though. He's still a cunt though.
#132 - anonymous (06/01/2015) [-]
But Darth Malgus is canon. Fuck Disney and their egotistical flexing of their rights to Star Wars. I reject their decision to retcon over 90% of Star Wars lore. Most of the extended universe story lines are way more interesting than any of the movies. Especially the Old Republic era, circa KotOR and SWTOR.
#85 - anonymous (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure that counts either, considering Malgus murdered her.

Sith seem to have a penchant for killing their wives.
User avatar #87 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2015) [-]
Murdered or not, he still had one, as did many Sith.

Part of the Sith Creed is removing any weaknesses you may have, and love is considered one. So if you do indeed love someone, they can be turned against you and used to destroy you; hence why so many Sith choose to keep their loved ones a secret.
#22 - I know it's bait, I just genuinely want to know. 05/31/2015 on fat people 0
#21 - I know it's bait, I just genuinely want to know.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on fat people 0
User avatar #23 - leprechaunne (05/31/2015) [-]
I've tried to ask the same to a lot of trolls. I want to know why, but they tend to not answer
#7 - Why? Why do you do this when you KNOW it's not workin…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2015 on fat people +20
User avatar #20 - leprechaunne (05/31/2015) [-]
Do not respond to bait
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2015) [-]
I know it's bait, I just genuinely want to know.
User avatar #23 - leprechaunne (05/31/2015) [-]
I've tried to ask the same to a lot of trolls. I want to know why, but they tend to not answer
User avatar #16 - instalation (05/31/2015) [-]
Looks like the trolls are winning. We've forgotten how to deal with them. We're losing.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2015) [-]
I know it's bait, I just genuinely want to know.
#12 - auronexplains (05/31/2015) [-]
Isnt that what we're all doing?

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#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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