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#1 - That's not impressive, that's just spiteful and violent. 1 minute ago on Ron's a Feminist 0
#18 - Now imagine biting into the thing you thought was a pastry. 3 minutes ago on Wonder what a Queen Termite... 0
#15 - I find it rather funny that if they just apologized in the fir… 6 minutes ago on if you're following Gamergate 0
#13 - Ilaughedbutithurtalittle.gif 32 minutes ago on i'm a pretty Depressive guy 0
#4 - How do you symbolically smash something? 10/23/2014 on Save the pumpkins -1
#14 - That jew nose...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on More words from the "Wise" +6
User avatar #35 - yukijudai (10/23/2014) [-]
Why do you think she always asks for donations?
User avatar #17 - xsap (10/23/2014) [-]
i scrolled down to say the same thing
#162 - We've been through this. Did you even read anything I wrote? …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Hate when this happens 0
User avatar #163 - YllekNayr (10/23/2014) [-]
1. I don't have to. It's implied by what "atheist" means.
2. It's pretty obvious.
3. No I don't. It's false until you religious folk can prove otherwise. I don't expect you to waste your time looking at grainy footage of Bigfoot just because I think Bigfoot is real and want you to "do your own research"
4. No it isn't. You've mistaken faith with "understanding social conditioning". I don't have to rely on faith to assume that most people aren't going to attack me, though I do guard myself on the off chance that it were to happen. Faith isn't necessary. You see it is, but you cannot push it onto everyone else as a way of preemptively asserting your position as correct.
#222 - Indeed, the cops lacked proper information, most are poorly tr… 10/23/2014 on bullshit you a nigga 0
#160 - It's not. I'm asking if you did any research into it yourself …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Hate when this happens 0
User avatar #161 - YllekNayr (10/23/2014) [-]
It's not as you described.
There are no atheists that do not believe in ANY (not just your) religion simply "because they want to". They do not believe because there has been ZERO evidence that yours or any religion is correct. Burden of Proof, my friend. NOT believing in something is the default state.
User avatar #162 - captainfuckitall (10/23/2014) [-]
We've been through this. Did you even read anything I wrote?

1. You do not know the motivations of all Atheists. I for one have met a few who assumed all religion and myth was wrong without ever picking up a book of it. Regardless of whether they're even right or not, they decide it on faith.

2. I never mentioned anything about my or any specific religion other than a vague mention of A monotheistic deity.

3. Burden of proof applies, but you still need to make an effort. Do you just sit there and wait for ALL information to be presented to you? Of course not, you do your own research to come to X conclusions. Not doing any research and concluding that they are either right or wrong is an act of faith, regardless of religious views.

4. Even if it wasn't, faith is still used in all walks of life from assuming someone won't try to cheat you to assuming they don't try to kill you; as a result, bashing any one particular thing because of "Hurr durr, faith" is an idiot argument, as faith is required in order to live a well-adjusted life, and probably any good life at all.

But regardless, it is obvious you are exactly as I described in my very first comment, someone who doesn't believe or listen because they don't want to. That's fine, but this will be my last comment on the matter.
User avatar #163 - YllekNayr (10/23/2014) [-]
1. I don't have to. It's implied by what "atheist" means.
2. It's pretty obvious.
3. No I don't. It's false until you religious folk can prove otherwise. I don't expect you to waste your time looking at grainy footage of Bigfoot just because I think Bigfoot is real and want you to "do your own research"
4. No it isn't. You've mistaken faith with "understanding social conditioning". I don't have to rely on faith to assume that most people aren't going to attack me, though I do guard myself on the off chance that it were to happen. Faith isn't necessary. You see it is, but you cannot push it onto everyone else as a way of preemptively asserting your position as correct.
#216 - How do you know they didn't try? Did you read the article? Bec… 10/23/2014 on bullshit you a nigga 0

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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