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#28 - WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH THE RAPIST?!?!?!? 1 hour ago on Anna Kendrick +1
#101 - 1. No one was shot. 2. If he was a burglar and they gave h…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on bullshit you a nigga +2
#158 - wolfgangof (20 minutes ago) [-]
They pepper sprayed him for living in his own house. That he was living there for a year already. I'm pretty sure you'd be very upset if you lived in your welcoming and loving foster families house for a year, then your dumb ass neighbors call the cops simply because you're black and then the cops break into your house and then pepper spray you because once again, you're black.
#156 - wolfgangof (23 minutes ago) [-]
Man you're basically saying, cops should racially profile every time to avoid horrible circumstances. I don't know if it qualifies as racist, but its definitely a huge dick move. I mean he didn't even look like he was stealing anything. When the cops broke in the nigga was kinda just...living there.
#153 - flapz (30 minutes ago) [-]
"If"... as a cop you are not supposed to make that assumption based purely on skin color. That is in fact racist.

I am not saying they can't question him, as to what he is doing, but assuming he is breaking in without any other reason, than the fact he is black and the owners are white, is wrong.
#120 - Ten Thousand Fists in my ass 6 hours ago on in my ass +1
#36 - I never thought so many feels could be felt from reading about… 7 hours ago on Tank +1
#140 - Have you ever TRIED to find out if religion had any merit? Hav… 7 hours ago on Hate when this happens 0
#51 - It's not as if they cops made a great leap in logic. You don't…  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on bullshit you a nigga +7
User avatar #94 - haroldsaxon (3 hours ago) [-]
American cops are being taught to shoot first, ask questions later. This is a huge problem.
User avatar #149 - TheExile (33 minutes ago) [-]
How does this deal with anything? Nobody fired a single shot. Literally, nothing was fired from a weapon. Yes the pepper spray was extreme, but it wasn't a fucking gun man.

I agree with captainfuckitall, if he had been a burglar (like they were pretty sure he was, given the details), the benefit of the doubt would have been the last thing to give him.
User avatar #101 - captainfuckitall (2 hours ago) [-]
1. No one was shot.
2. If he was a burglar and they gave him the benefit of the doubt, he could have gotten away, or worse, could have killed one of them.
#158 - wolfgangof (20 minutes ago) [-]
They pepper sprayed him for living in his own house. That he was living there for a year already. I'm pretty sure you'd be very upset if you lived in your welcoming and loving foster families house for a year, then your dumb ass neighbors call the cops simply because you're black and then the cops break into your house and then pepper spray you because once again, you're black.
#156 - wolfgangof (23 minutes ago) [-]
Man you're basically saying, cops should racially profile every time to avoid horrible circumstances. I don't know if it qualifies as racist, but its definitely a huge dick move. I mean he didn't even look like he was stealing anything. When the cops broke in the nigga was kinda just...living there.
#153 - flapz (30 minutes ago) [-]
"If"... as a cop you are not supposed to make that assumption based purely on skin color. That is in fact racist.

I am not saying they can't question him, as to what he is doing, but assuming he is breaking in without any other reason, than the fact he is black and the owners are white, is wrong.
#138 - 1. How exactly did I describe Atheists 2. How in the hell …  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Hate when this happens 0
User avatar #139 - YllekNayr (7 hours ago) [-]
Because atheism as a definition is a lack of belief, not a "I choose to believe in nothing"
You don't DO anything to be an atheist.
User avatar #140 - captainfuckitall (7 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever TRIED to find out if religion had any merit? Have you ever looked into it yourself?
#132 - Ah, yes, the perfect age old argument of "You're wrong, b… 9 hours ago on Hate when this happens 0
#131 - *Cough*Not believing in something because you want to is just …  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Hate when this happens -1
User avatar #136 - YllekNayr (8 hours ago) [-]
No it's not.
That's asinine logic.
It WOULD work if any atheists were as you described.
But they're not.
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (8 hours ago) [-]
1. How exactly did I describe Atheists
2. How in the hell did you come to know the entire world population of them?
User avatar #139 - YllekNayr (7 hours ago) [-]
Because atheism as a definition is a lack of belief, not a "I choose to believe in nothing"
You don't DO anything to be an atheist.
User avatar #140 - captainfuckitall (7 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever TRIED to find out if religion had any merit? Have you ever looked into it yourself?
#70 - Pardon me, but I have absolutely no idea who you are  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Hate when this happens 0
User avatar #72 - hudis (14 hours ago) [-]
Hah, I figured that would be the case. I've argued with loads of people on this site and I don't remember half of them either - but there are some I remember or see regularly, and I have a pretty good people-memory, so there you go.

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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