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#11 - First of all, literally nobody but Weaboo's can tell the diffe…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Eastern Disney (and other... +1
User avatar #12 - cleomech (56 minutes ago) [-]
Ya'know, the description is important to read sometimes.

As for the second, I think you missed the point, but you're not wrong in what you said anyway.

And yeah, that's fair enough.

Anyway, weebs will be weebs, but art is something you should never be biased about, because art is supposed to be objective and purely meant for admiring or despising.
#9 - No thanks, there's already enough weaboo Japanese obsession …  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Eastern Disney (and other... 0
#10 - cleomech (1 hour ago) [-]
Fist of all, it's Korean, not Japanese.
And second, I'd be astonished if a single Korean artist managed to single-handedly exchange the western Disney century long work with that of her own, sheerly through the power of weeaboo affinity in the west (that has the power to transmute if I might add, bending the rules of reality), thus changing the Disney we all know and love with that of eastern origin.
And third, just enjoy the art without feeling like you need to be a cunt for once.
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (1 hour ago) [-]
First of all, literally nobody but Weaboo's can tell the difference.

Second, Korea doesn't care about America or the West beyond music and porn; it's specifically the Japanese who love the West and the idea of Western life and cowboys and guns and what-not.

Third, I'll be a cunt whenever I please. Sassafrass!
User avatar #12 - cleomech (56 minutes ago) [-]
Ya'know, the description is important to read sometimes.

As for the second, I think you missed the point, but you're not wrong in what you said anyway.

And yeah, that's fair enough.

Anyway, weebs will be weebs, but art is something you should never be biased about, because art is supposed to be objective and purely meant for admiring or despising.
#36 - Aren't taxes INSANELY high in Norway? Like, to the point peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on McDonald Worker want $15 an... 0
User avatar #55 - bjornkrage (21 minutes ago) [-]
Nobody kills themselves over taxes, because those taxes go to ensure a proper lifestyle for the population. When you're unemployed, those benefits help you greatly. So yes and no, taxes are ridiculously high, but nobody kills themselves over them.
#9 - Actually, Frankenstien's Monster named himself Adam 2 hours ago on mark leggett 0
#37 - Probably, but only because it's circular logic. "I hate m… 3 hours ago on But I am supperior 0
#103 - That's nice. Mind linking me to the article? 12 hours ago on Spoiler Alert 0
#6 - I don't know, man; I've never seen a dog go out of its way to … 14 hours ago on Think of the important... +22
#97 - This can all be explained by the fact they want ALL fans to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Spoiler Alert 0
User avatar #98 - megaton (16 hours ago) [-]
ima just leave it at we are both being confrontational and are trying to make the other person come to our side of reasoning. i doubt it would work but i respect your view on it and feel that it is a valid reasoning from your perspective.
#77 - I hope you're joking. 16 hours ago on How to get the gurl 0
#95 - Because they felt very attached to one another and understood …  [+] (5 new replies) 17 hours ago on Spoiler Alert 0
#102 - parrotmaster (13 hours ago) [-]
Creator of the show himself linked an article showing it was canon.
User avatar #103 - captainfuckitall (12 hours ago) [-]
That's nice. Mind linking me to the article?
User avatar #96 - megaton (16 hours ago) [-]
you could be right about them knowing about the internet and putting the end in there implying that they could be in a relationship. but like doesnt that still mean that the writers were implying that they might be in a relationship, regardless of the reason as to why they did it?
In a fictional universe the lives, decisions and feelings of characters are dependent on the writers whims.
While i was pretty sure throughout most of the lord of the rings that samwise was gay for frodo. i still think the scene where sam is saving his life and crying over him almost dyeing is a different kind of situation. it is a scene where one persons life is ending. If korra was almost dyeing and assami was crying over it. i would not see that as a sign to ship.
what did make me ship them was bolin making a speech about love being a mysterious thing that cant be controlled. as this was being said korra and assami are directly center screen but i don't count that as evidence cause that can be seen as reaching. and during this speech verrick and zhou li are standing in 1 specific pose together while staring gentely into each others eyes. later at the end korra and assami are making the exact same faces while standing in the exact same pose. in writing you will normally try to make associations with your readers between a specific location/action/time with an emotion and when they want to try to bring out that emotion again they will bring up the imagery in some way shape or form of what they used previously, in this case its expressions and body positioning. once again this can be seen as reaching, but i only count it as reaching if we are assuming that the writers are free style writing and dont follow any sort of traditional writing patterns.
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (16 hours ago) [-]
This can all be explained by the fact they want ALL fans to be happy, those who want them to be in a relationship and those who don't. "Why would they do that and then not put them in a relationship?" The same reason why your parents told you the Easter Bunny existed, because it's fun and made you happy; other parents had no bunny and just hid chocolates, because it's still fun and made their kids happy, so arguing about how the Easter Bunny could or could not be real because your parents just wanted you to have fun and be equally entertained is just silly.
User avatar #98 - megaton (16 hours ago) [-]
ima just leave it at we are both being confrontational and are trying to make the other person come to our side of reasoning. i doubt it would work but i respect your view on it and feel that it is a valid reasoning from your perspective.

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
#480 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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