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#43 - No, she would **** you.  [+] (1 new reply) 11 minutes ago on All blue/All pink? 0
User avatar #44 - hopporto (10 minutes ago) [-]
I was gonna say something like that, but the only way I could word it made it sound like she would have consensual sex with me. No girl would have consensual sex with me.
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I need a fucking wallpaper of this.
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That fucking Obama
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Abraham Lincoln really was brolic, dough.
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#87 - blerdegerb ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
i just wanted to share that your total comment likes was at 11799

i had to bring it to 11800, its glorious

anyway have a nice day/night
#88 to #87 - cantfindausername ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Thanks!   
Et tu!
Thanks!
Et tu!
User avatar #86 - yorker ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I'd take you to dinner and then when we got to my house we'd watch Elf (because Christmas spirit) afterward I'd carry you to my bed and tuck you in, I'd go and sleep on the couch. I would watch some late-night tv and then fall asleep a bit later.

In the morning there would be a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch for you but instead of cinnamon toast crunch it would be my dick and instead of eating it you'd be sucking/gagging on it. Then I'd **** you from behind, and make my way to the door with you still on my dick. We'd play hop-scotch (with my dick still inside of you) to a flight of stairs, where I would push you (pulling me along) down them, I wouldn't sustain injury since I'm on your back and you're sliding down steps on your face and belly (all while bein ****** from behind).

Then I'd cum on your grandpa's mustache while he looks on, masturbating like the old pervert he is.
#63 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
This is my main home



And yes. Thats a ******* beacon
User avatar #64 to #63 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Muy bien. You showed me this, and your interior is better than my interiors. Haha
User avatar #65 to #64 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
I have to put my **** somewhere
#66 to #65 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Main house. I'm not finished on the other side of the mountain, though. I was going to hollow it out and make a fortress, and then go to the next one and do the same.
#70 to #66 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
Mountain shack



With a glorious view
#72 to #70 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
On top of my snow/ice castle.
#73 to #72 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Snow and Ice castle. I should make a walkway leading to it.
User avatar #71 to #70 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Glorious indeed. Hell, if we teamed up, I think we can make some awesome things.
#74 to #71 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
Im gonna show you my 78% complete

Nether mansion.
So far its take me 7 hours and over 10000 blocks of soul sand
User avatar #75 to #74 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
That looks ******* cool. Did you make it in Survival?
#82 to #75 - roflstorm (06/30/2013) [-]
NETHER MANSION IS COMPLETE
Total blocks: 35 000+
4600+ soul sand
2300 Quartz blocks (Had to count it ALL since i used creative for most of it)
7400 Netherrack
940 Obsidian (800 of which is creative mode, 140 by moi.)
980 Glowstone
450-480 Netherbrick
1300+ Book shelves (50% creative mode, Took ******* EONS of cow murdering and sugar cane papering )
8 Glowstone lamps
32 paintings
40 buckets of lava
50 glass panes and 64 glass blocks
2 beds
2 enchantment tables
Total Time: 6 days, 8 hours, 23 minutes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Holy **** ... That puts everything I've done to shame.
User avatar #85 to #83 - roflstorm (06/30/2013) [-]
Or something.
I dunno.
User avatar #84 to #83 - roflstorm (06/30/2013) [-]
Nonsense.
If anything, this should motivate you.
"I can 1-up that silly talented shmuck"
You should make something pointless and ridiculously badass too!
Like......a football stadium.
User avatar #76 to #75 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
yup.
I had to go back into the nether and cleared out every field of soul sand i found.
I went through 5 diamond shovels getting the sand.
User avatar #67 to #66 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
big house, man.
More of a fortress
#69 to #67 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
From the back.
#68 to #67 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Have you any other houses?
The actual house part is pretty small. I try to make my creations as relevant as possible... But most of this pyramid building thing is useless. That's why I decided to make it a train station thingy lol
User avatar #77 to #68 - roflstorm (06/28/2013) [-]
Still wanna see more houses?
User avatar #78 to #77 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Of course.
#81 to #78 - roflstorm (06/29/2013) [-]
Jungle house.
Felt it was necessary because its near a jungle
#80 to #78 - roflstorm (06/29/2013) [-]
Here is just a regular old house i made with the rest of my brick n' wood n' whatever.
User avatar #79 to #78 - roflstorm (06/29/2013) [-]
Uno momento
User avatar #7 - roflstorm (06/06/2013) [-]
I just want my house to look cool is all.
The other houses are sophisticated crap
User avatar #52 to #7 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm ready! Are you ready!?
User avatar #53 to #52 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIM READY
User avatar #54 to #53 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
OKAY, LET ME FIGURE... this... out...
User avatar #55 to #54 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
Take your time.
User avatar #56 to #55 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Skype?
User avatar #58 to #56 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
I mean, no webcam.
Which sucks.
User avatar #59 to #58 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
No webcam is fine, I just felt like talking to each other might help. I think the microphone is on the camera, though...
User avatar #60 to #59 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
My laptop is ancient.
When it was made i dont think there was such a thing as "mic"
User avatar #61 to #60 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Ah. Alright. I don't know how to do this... I don't remember what I did. Hold on...
User avatar #57 to #56 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
No skype.
User avatar #30 to #7 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Indeed lucky you. I haven't played in a while. It's like I play in bursts lol. I might get started again this weekend when I don't have classes.
User avatar #31 to #30 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
still wish we could get together in a world
User avatar #33 to #31 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Would we explore and build our own stuff way in the middle of nowhere?
User avatar #34 to #33 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
Brand new world, not superflat.
We start from scratch.
and we thrive. Or whatever.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I found a Reddit server that I played on once. The guy I played with all those months ago probably doesn't really miss me.
Do you think we could do that?
User avatar #36 to #35 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like i need an online account huh.
If not, then hell yea we could
User avatar #38 to #36 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I think the odd thing about almost all of my creations is that they don't really have any fancy things. The fanciest thing I probably have is a stone plate or a button. All of my redstone is used mostly for redstone torches. I saved the rest.

Do you want to try to do that Reddit Server thing? We could Skype in the process, too so we can communicate better.
User avatar #39 to #38 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
A stone button?
Thats some fancy ****
User avatar #40 to #39 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #41 to #40 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
Lets do that reddit server
tommorw its gettign late.
User avatar #42 to #41 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
What time is it, anyway? I just moved to Washington recently. It's almost 10 right now.
User avatar #43 to #42 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
So you are 3 hours behind me
User avatar #44 to #43 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
East coast?
User avatar #45 to #44 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
North of Toronto, bud.
User avatar #46 to #45 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
That too.
User avatar #47 to #46 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
so when you wanna try out that server?
User avatar #48 to #47 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Damn, son. I'm supposed to be Skyping with my girl at the moment. We've become separated by distance and we haven't Skyped in a while and I'm missing her at the moment. How free are you today, because perhaps later?
User avatar #49 to #48 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
Skype her, bro.
That is more important
User avatar #50 to #49 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. Later, though?
User avatar #51 to #50 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
later.
User avatar #37 to #36 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
All you need to do is hit connect and put in the Server code or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure we could... somehow.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Sophisticated crap?
User avatar #9 to #8 - roflstorm (06/06/2013) [-]
It looks fancy on the inside.
But theyre basically made of dirt or wood
User avatar #11 to #9 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
My first house was made when I was too scared to travel in the dark. I had no clue about what to do with anything. When it became night time, I dug myself into a hill and that became my home base. Then I made I found out how to make sandstone so I covered the entire hill with sandstone. Then mobs kept coming up to my door so I made walls out of stone bricks.
I like it. I'm also adding to it more, and more. It will always be the largest house. If I add stuff to other house, I have to add on to the my main one.
User avatar #12 to #11 - roflstorm (06/07/2013) [-]
Im actually gonna be working on my Nether mansion soon.
I have 1600 blocks of soul sand and 800 nether rack.
How big should this sucker be?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
As big as you can make it, but you might want to start off modest.
I can not find Soul Sand for the life of me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - roflstorm (06/07/2013) [-]
Soul sand is found in flat areas, mostly near where lava hits the ground.
if there was some way for you to enter my world i would give you all the soul sand you would ever possibly need.
User avatar #15 to #14 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm.... I might make a Netherworld house surrounding my portal. That'd be cool.
I need soul sand for a dock, but I have yet to find any soul sand at all.
In other news, I need to pack. I'm moving today.
User avatar #16 to #15 - roflstorm (06/08/2013) [-]
How much stuff you need to move?
User avatar #17 to #16 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Everything I own. Which conveniently Just fits into my duffelbag and backpack. Going to Washington to live with my aunt, this time.
User avatar #18 to #17 - roflstorm (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, i thought you meant in minecraft.
Well, best of luck to ya.
User avatar #19 to #18 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I am here now, and with internet access!
User avatar #20 to #19 - roflstorm (06/10/2013) [-]
Beauty.
And whilst you were gone, i found a stronghold in my world
User avatar #21 to #20 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Oh? How do you mean?
User avatar #22 to #21 - roflstorm (06/10/2013) [-]
A stronghold is an underground fortress full of good **** .
Including an end portal
User avatar #23 to #22 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I've only discovered mineshafts, not a fortress : O

That's awesome.
User avatar #24 to #23 - roflstorm (06/10/2013) [-]
The only thing i havent found is a nether fortress
User avatar #25 to #24 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
How s the Minecrafting coming along?
User avatar #26 to #25 - roflstorm (06/20/2013) [-]
I found a nether fortress. It was so far away from my portal tht when i made another one in the fortress, I was at least a full maps distance away from my house. So even while creative and flying, it took me about an hour to fly back to my home.
Anyways, found the blaze spawner, I have 12 eyes of ender.
And now, i just need to find the portal to the end.
Also, i now have over 3000 nether rack and 1800 soul sand. As well as enough coal to fuel the European industrial revolution, enough iron ingots to make almost 100 iron blocks, and i found an emerald. Like, in the ground and stuff.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
Damn, son. A lot more progress than I have made. That sounds awesome, dude.
I decided to add to my main house and add in a mountain fortress below my library. It will go to another mountain, but I need to work on one at a time. I'm pretty much going to hollow out a few mountains and build inside them to try to make it pretty.
User avatar #29 to #27 - roflstorm (06/25/2013) [-]
Finally found a stronghold.
its moulded into a ravine and an abandoned mines haft
lucky me...
User avatar #28 to #27 - roflstorm (06/20/2013) [-]
I also have enough cobblestone to create an entire city
3 double chests full of cobblestone
User avatar #10 to #9 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
I have to go. I'll talk with you later.
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User avatar #3 - jurto (02/27/2013) [-]
Your avatar is incredible
User avatar #4 to #3 - cantfindausername ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
#1 - waffies ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
you sir, are a goof
#2 to #1 - cantfindausername ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
And you are a wonderful person.

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