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User avatar #1178 - midnighteyes (04/24/2015) [-]
The shift into young adulthood can be a scary bitch. Things change so rapidly in life around the later teens to early twenties, it's completely understandable that you would feel the way you do. It could very well be from an underlying condition like depression or bipolar disorder, but definitely get tested for that before coming to any conclusions. I'm 22 years old, still trying to figure my life out, but have been lucky enough to figure me out. I have been very much like you for a number of years, not many friends (especially ones that I hang out with), not great self-esteem, and I even tried to hang myself when I was 17, but I'm really glad I didn't succeed. We're all completely capable of achieving happiness in life, it really is all in the mindset. I would recommend looking at your surroundings and figuring out what the negative influences are, whatever makes you angry, upset, hurt, promotes bad habits, etc. Once you find those negative influences, start trying to cut them out of your life. When you don't have the pressure or stress of things like that, it's immediately like a huge weight off your shoulders. Just keep in mind that every human is born inherently compassionate, so in a sense, we are all good people, it's just a matter of reconditioning the mind to positivity. You're a good person with insane potential, be inspired to do something great, use the time you spend alone to really analyze yourself and get to know you. As adults, we know the difference between right and wrong, and who we are comes down to the choices we make. If you choose to treat people with kindness and compassion, soon your brain will catch on and it'll become a natural thing. Block out the negativity and realize that the discomfort that comes with anger or hatred is not worth the brain power it takes to feel those emotions.

These are just recommendations. I began practicing Buddhism last year and these are a lot of the practices that are able to be adopted by anyone of any religion, race, nationality, gender, etc., and they have really helped me become a genuinely happy and content person. You're awesome, and don't you ever forget that.
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User avatar #97 - davidavidson (03/31/2015) [-]
Kill yourself you kissless virgin
User avatar #87 - blerdegerb (12/04/2014) [-]
i just wanted to share that your total comment likes was at 11799

i had to bring it to 11800, its glorious

anyway have a nice day/night
#88 to #87 - cantfindausername (12/04/2014) [-]
Et tu!
Et tu!
User avatar #86 - yorker (12/16/2013) [-]
I'd take you to dinner and then when we got to my house we'd watch Elf (because Christmas spirit) afterward I'd carry you to my bed and tuck you in, I'd go and sleep on the couch. I would watch some late-night tv and then fall asleep a bit later.

In the morning there would be a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch for you but instead of cinnamon toast crunch it would be my dick and instead of eating it you'd be sucking/gagging on it. Then I'd **** you from behind, and make my way to the door with you still on my dick. We'd play hop-scotch (with my dick still inside of you) to a flight of stairs, where I would push you (pulling me along) down them, I wouldn't sustain injury since I'm on your back and you're sliding down steps on your face and belly (all while bein ****** from behind).

Then I'd cum on your grandpa's mustache while he looks on, masturbating like the old pervert he is.
#63 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
This is my main home

And yes. Thats a ******* beacon
#89 to #63 - cantfindausername (02/16/2015) [-]
New world. I decided to make a mountain thing my house.
User avatar #90 to #89 - roflstorm ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Looks great!
Do you know how to get an offline account for the latest version?
I have discovered the world of mods.
User avatar #91 to #90 - cantfindausername (02/16/2015) [-]
No idea. I only have the game and that is the extent of my knowledge. Hahaha
How is that going for you?
User avatar #92 to #91 - roflstorm ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
I've built so ******* many things on PS3.
So much so that it takes a minute for everything to load in.
Arenas. Colosseums. You name it. Even super sized trees and a horse racing place.

So much ****
User avatar #93 to #92 - cantfindausername (02/16/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome. I tried to make a convincing circle one time in Minecraft and it was a bad experience on top of the fact that it looked nothing like a circle. So I think me getting mods would be a waste.
User avatar #94 to #93 - roflstorm ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
It gets super easy after a few tries.
Just keep at it.
You got a ps3 by any small chance?
Or just PC
User avatar #95 to #94 - cantfindausername (02/16/2015) [-]
I do have a PS3, but I play on my laptop.
User avatar #96 to #95 - roflstorm ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Lucky, my laptop ***** itself whenever i tried to start MC up
User avatar #64 to #63 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
Muy bien. You showed me this, and your interior is better than my interiors. Haha
User avatar #65 to #64 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I have to put my **** somewhere
#66 to #65 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
Main house. I'm not finished on the other side of the mountain, though. I was going to hollow it out and make a fortress, and then go to the next one and do the same.
#70 to #66 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Mountain shack

With a glorious view
#72 to #70 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
On top of my snow/ice castle.
#73 to #72 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
Snow and Ice castle. I should make a walkway leading to it.
User avatar #71 to #70 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
Glorious indeed. Hell, if we teamed up, I think we can make some awesome things.
#74 to #71 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Im gonna show you my 78% complete

Nether mansion.
So far its take me 7 hours and over 10000 blocks of soul sand
User avatar #75 to #74 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
That looks ******* cool. Did you make it in Survival?
#82 to #75 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Total blocks: 35 000+
4600+ soul sand
2300 Quartz blocks (Had to count it ALL since i used creative for most of it)
7400 Netherrack
940 Obsidian (800 of which is creative mode, 140 by moi.)
980 Glowstone
450-480 Netherbrick
1300+ Book shelves (50% creative mode, Took ******* EONS of cow murdering and sugar cane papering )
8 Glowstone lamps
32 paintings
40 buckets of lava
50 glass panes and 64 glass blocks
2 beds
2 enchantment tables
Total Time: 6 days, 8 hours, 23 minutes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - cantfindausername (06/30/2013) [-]
Holy **** ... That puts everything I've done to shame.
User avatar #85 to #83 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Or something.
I dunno.
User avatar #84 to #83 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
If anything, this should motivate you.
"I can 1-up that silly talented shmuck"
You should make something pointless and ridiculously badass too!
Like......a football stadium.
User avatar #76 to #75 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I had to go back into the nether and cleared out every field of soul sand i found.
I went through 5 diamond shovels getting the sand.
User avatar #67 to #66 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
big house, man.
More of a fortress
#68 to #67 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
Have you any other houses?
The actual house part is pretty small. I try to make my creations as relevant as possible... But most of this pyramid building thing is useless. That's why I decided to make it a train station thingy lol
User avatar #77 to #68 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Still wanna see more houses?
User avatar #78 to #77 - cantfindausername (06/29/2013) [-]
Of course.
#81 to #78 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Jungle house.
Felt it was necessary because its near a jungle
#80 to #78 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Here is just a regular old house i made with the rest of my brick n' wood n' whatever.
User avatar #79 to #78 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Uno momento
#62 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
I just want my house to look cool is all.
The other houses are sophisticated crap
User avatar #52 to #7 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm ready! Are you ready!?
User avatar #53 to #52 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 to #53 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
OKAY, LET ME FIGURE... this... out...
User avatar #55 to #54 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Take your time.
User avatar #58 to #56 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
I mean, no webcam.
Which sucks.
User avatar #59 to #58 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
No webcam is fine, I just felt like talking to each other might help. I think the microphone is on the camera, though...
User avatar #60 to #59 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
My laptop is ancient.
When it was made i dont think there was such a thing as "mic"
User avatar #61 to #60 - cantfindausername (06/26/2013) [-]
Ah. Alright. I don't know how to do this... I don't remember what I did. Hold on...
User avatar #57 to #56 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
No skype.
User avatar #30 to #7 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
Indeed lucky you. I haven't played in a while. It's like I play in bursts lol. I might get started again this weekend when I don't have classes.
User avatar #31 to #30 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
still wish we could get together in a world
User avatar #33 to #31 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
Would we explore and build our own stuff way in the middle of nowhere?
User avatar #34 to #33 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Brand new world, not superflat.
We start from scratch.
and we thrive. Or whatever.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
I found a Reddit server that I played on once. The guy I played with all those months ago probably doesn't really miss me.
Do you think we could do that?
User avatar #36 to #35 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like i need an online account huh.
If not, then hell yea we could
User avatar #38 to #36 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
I think the odd thing about almost all of my creations is that they don't really have any fancy things. The fanciest thing I probably have is a stone plate or a button. All of my redstone is used mostly for redstone torches. I saved the rest.

Do you want to try to do that Reddit Server thing? We could Skype in the process, too so we can communicate better.
User avatar #39 to #38 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
A stone button?
Thats some fancy ****
User avatar #40 to #39 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #41 to #40 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Lets do that reddit server
tommorw its gettign late.
User avatar #42 to #41 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
What time is it, anyway? I just moved to Washington recently. It's almost 10 right now.
User avatar #43 to #42 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
So you are 3 hours behind me
User avatar #44 to #43 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
East coast?
User avatar #45 to #44 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
North of Toronto, bud.
User avatar #46 to #45 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
That too.
User avatar #47 to #46 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
so when you wanna try out that server?
User avatar #48 to #47 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
Damn, son. I'm supposed to be Skyping with my girl at the moment. We've become separated by distance and we haven't Skyped in a while and I'm missing her at the moment. How free are you today, because perhaps later?
User avatar #49 to #48 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Skype her, bro.
That is more important
User avatar #50 to #49 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. Later, though?
User avatar #51 to #50 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 to #36 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
All you need to do is hit connect and put in the Server code or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - cantfindausername (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure we could... somehow.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cantfindausername (06/06/2013) [-]
Sophisticated crap?
User avatar #9 to #8 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
It looks fancy on the inside.
But theyre basically made of dirt or wood
User avatar #11 to #9 - cantfindausername (06/07/2013) [-]
My first house was made when I was too scared to travel in the dark. I had no clue about what to do with anything. When it became night time, I dug myself into a hill and that became my home base. Then I made I found out how to make sandstone so I covered the entire hill with sandstone. Then mobs kept coming up to my door so I made walls out of stone bricks.
I like it. I'm also adding to it more, and more. It will always be the largest house. If I add stuff to other house, I have to add on to the my main one.
User avatar #12 to #11 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Im actually gonna be working on my Nether mansion soon.
I have 1600 blocks of soul sand and 800 nether rack.
How big should this sucker be?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cantfindausername (06/07/2013) [-]
As big as you can make it, but you might want to start off modest.
I can not find Soul Sand for the life of me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Soul sand is found in flat areas, mostly near where lava hits the ground.
if there was some way for you to enter my world i would give you all the soul sand you would ever possibly need.
User avatar #15 to #14 - cantfindausername (06/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm.... I might make a Netherworld house surrounding my portal. That'd be cool.
I need soul sand for a dock, but I have yet to find any soul sand at all.
In other news, I need to pack. I'm moving today.
User avatar #16 to #15 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
How much stuff you need to move?
User avatar #17 to #16 - cantfindausername (06/08/2013) [-]
Everything I own. Which conveniently Just fits into my duffelbag and backpack. Going to Washington to live with my aunt, this time.
User avatar #18 to #17 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, i thought you meant in minecraft.
Well, best of luck to ya.
User avatar #19 to #18 - cantfindausername (06/10/2013) [-]
I am here now, and with internet access!
User avatar #20 to #19 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
And whilst you were gone, i found a stronghold in my world
User avatar #21 to #20 - cantfindausername (06/10/2013) [-]
Oh? How do you mean?
User avatar #22 to #21 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
A stronghold is an underground fortress full of good **** .
Including an end portal
User avatar #23 to #22 - cantfindausername (06/10/2013) [-]
I've only discovered mineshafts, not a fortress : O

That's awesome.
User avatar #24 to #23 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
The only thing i havent found is a nether fortress
User avatar #25 to #24 - cantfindausername (06/20/2013) [-]
How s the Minecrafting coming along?
User avatar #26 to #25 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I found a nether fortress. It was so far away from my portal tht when i made another one in the fortress, I was at least a full maps distance away from my house. So even while creative and flying, it took me about an hour to fly back to my home.
Anyways, found the blaze spawner, I have 12 eyes of ender.
And now, i just need to find the portal to the end.
Also, i now have over 3000 nether rack and 1800 soul sand. As well as enough coal to fuel the European industrial revolution, enough iron ingots to make almost 100 iron blocks, and i found an emerald. Like, in the ground and stuff.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cantfindausername (06/20/2013) [-]
Damn, son. A lot more progress than I have made. That sounds awesome, dude.
I decided to add to my main house and add in a mountain fortress below my library. It will go to another mountain, but I need to work on one at a time. I'm pretty much going to hollow out a few mountains and build inside them to try to make it pretty.
User avatar #29 to #27 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Finally found a stronghold.
its moulded into a ravine and an abandoned mines haft
lucky me...
User avatar #28 to #27 - roflstorm ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I also have enough cobblestone to create an entire city
3 double chests full of cobblestone
User avatar #10 to #9 - cantfindausername (06/06/2013) [-]
I have to go. I'll talk with you later.
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User avatar #3 - jurto (02/27/2013) [-]
Your avatar is incredible
User avatar #4 to #3 - cantfindausername (02/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
#1 - waffies ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
you sir, are a goof
#2 to #1 - cantfindausername (09/30/2012) [-]
And you are a wonderful person.

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