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Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:11/28/2014
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#115 - Picture 14 minutes ago on Reaction Image 0
#42 - In the movie starmie is spinning and jumping in and out of the… 47 minutes ago on Ekans 0
#39 - Oh god my heart's still racing from the pug one. 11/27/2014 on close call comp +3
#148 - Hmm, ok I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong. 11/27/2014 on Shots fired. 0
#99 - Sometimes yes, however it's usually their husband, boyfriend, … 11/26/2014 on Shots fired. +1
#111 - Log in and say that like a man. 11/26/2014 on Store owner who was robbed... +1
#88 - It's a sign, likely outside a hospital or emergency care cente…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Shots fired. -1
User avatar #148 - cannibislover (11/27/2014) [-]
Hmm, ok I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong.
#95 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2014) [-]
Oh, because every pregnant woman drives herself to the hospital while their babies dangle from their vaginas.
User avatar #99 - cannibislover (11/26/2014) [-]
Sometimes yes, however it's usually their husband, boyfriend, family, friend, kind stranger, taxi, etc so they can get in the door before their baby plops to the fucking ground while they're in agonizing pain.
#43 - I'm extremely angry because the poor thing is probably deaf no… 11/25/2014 on This is so evil +2
#9 - I work at a deli where we handle these frequently and I can as… 11/24/2014 on You know you do it. +16
#27 - "But the teacher didn't round up my grade so..." …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Around the Internet PART 33 +5
User avatar #38 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
That goes for the people who don't deserve it. Usually, the people who ask are the ignorant fucks who can't spell the name of the course. I've had teacher round up my grade because of my golden behavior in their class, and I didn't ask them for a thing. Some teachers are just like that.
User avatar #48 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck is "golden behavior", being a fucking kiss-ass, or just a stellar little scholar?
User avatar #55 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
When I say golden behavior, I mean acting as a normal student should, while the rest of my classmates act like ignorant retards. (I don't attend one of the best high schools) Acceptable conduct is the minority, while being ignorant is the norm. So "golden behavior" actually goes a long way with the teacher of my school.
User avatar #56 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
That's some amazing shit maing. Do you take drugz to maintain that focus?
User avatar #57 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm just a good kid. I can qualify as a black individual, but outside of my group of friends, everyone else is a nigga.
User avatar #58 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
Do you lift?
User avatar #59 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
If by "lift" you mean exercise regularly, then yes. I am in a marching band.
User avatar #60 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
You need to lift and learn some kung fu. Start early or you'll regret it later. I started in my 20s at least. Learn to kick ass well, and look the part so you won't have to every fucking day. That will help your concentration when the going gets even rougher than where you are now.
User avatar #61 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
I don't know any kung fu, but I do know how to defend myself well enough. I'll be alright. Also, I've lost almost 20 pounds since August. I feel pretty good.
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Have a nice day.
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Have a nice day!
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You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
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Have a wonderful day filled with joyus thoughts and actions!
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Have a wonderful day, fellow human being
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
#5 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2011) [-]
He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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User avatar #3 to #3 - cannibislover (09/05/2011) [-]
I am in fact
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User avatar #1 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
hey new friend! whats up? =)
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