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#258 - **cannibalvegan used "*roll picture*"** **cannibalvegan rol… 08/29/2016 on Embarrassing Sex Stories -1
#183 - >FJ >sex Pick one. Doesn't matter thou…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2016 on Embarrassing Sex Stories -9
#246 - pentol (08/29/2016) [-]
#212 - garyhasmorebadges (08/29/2016) [-]
Someone is salty as fuck and didn't click the webm
#258 - cannibalvegan (08/29/2016) [-]
**cannibalvegan used "*roll picture*"**
**cannibalvegan rolled image**Holy shit, guys, since when can't FJ take a fucking joke?
#56 - I kind of suspected that, but there are literally people who s… 08/27/2016 on fak u linux +1
#54 - I don't believe people who say they can't cook, if you can rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2016 on fak u linux +4
#55 - samoaspider (08/27/2016) [-]
for the sake of comedy I was exaggerating

in reality sure I can make a mediocre cake but to make something thats A+ I'd have to take cooking classes
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#56 - cannibalvegan (08/27/2016) [-]
I kind of suspected that, but there are literally people who say that they can't boil water and IMO it all comes down to impatience, if they do it properly like the recipe tells them they can make some awesome stuff.

Obviously it's difficult to make something taste A+, but you can easily get to a B without taking cooking classes. Besides, you kind of need to be born to cook if you're gonna cook like Gordon Ramsay.
#52 - I honestly don't see the problem, instead of having a stale as…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2016 on fak u linux +9
#53 - samoaspider (08/27/2016) [-]
sure, freshly made food is always best food

too bad most of us can't cook for shit and probably burn down the house while trying to pour cake mix in the tin
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#107 - cupcakescankill (08/28/2016) [-]
here we have a linux user and an apple user
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#92 - mancobbler (08/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, but there are easy to follow guides online
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#90 - hiukuss (08/27/2016) [-]
>samoaspider
>Estonian flag

you're a big fat phony!
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#105 - samoaspider (08/27/2016) [-]
>american
>knows more countries than just U.S.A

you disgust me
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#54 - cannibalvegan (08/27/2016) [-]
I don't believe people who say they can't cook, if you can read and have the most basic understanding of how a kitchen works (a 15 minute basic rundown of the kitchen equipment would be sufficient) you will be able to follow thousands of recipes and get decent results.

Especially when it comes to cake, all you have to do is mix the ingredients and pour it into a cake tin and pop it in the oven (unless you have stage 5 Parkinson's this should not be a problem), then just decorate the shit out of it. It might not look pretty, but it's gonna taste fine and be better than any cake mix.

If you just give it a serious shot and follow the recipe carefully, I am 99% certain that it won't taste like shit or end up burning your house down.
#55 - samoaspider (08/27/2016) [-]
for the sake of comedy I was exaggerating

in reality sure I can make a mediocre cake but to make something thats A+ I'd have to take cooking classes
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#56 - cannibalvegan (08/27/2016) [-]
I kind of suspected that, but there are literally people who say that they can't boil water and IMO it all comes down to impatience, if they do it properly like the recipe tells them they can make some awesome stuff.

Obviously it's difficult to make something taste A+, but you can easily get to a B without taking cooking classes. Besides, you kind of need to be born to cook if you're gonna cook like Gordon Ramsay.
#143 - >cancer >feminism pick cancer 08/27/2016 on Truth About Hillary's... 0
#45 - Still looks pretty ******* bad, though. Also, all of these thi… 08/26/2016 on Otumrera Dorsett Zablai +3
#43 - Islam is not only a religion, it's an ideology. There is no de… 08/26/2016 on Otumrera Dorsett Zablai +5
#25 - "Islam is compatible with western values" …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/26/2016 on Otumrera Dorsett Zablai +8
#46 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
>sexual freedom
>freedom to marry whom one loves

I know that doesn't explicitly state LGBBQ but The Nazis exterminated gays and sexual deviants and the USSR & Communist China cracked down on them too.
#58 - drewjitsu (08/27/2016) [-]
Correct me if i'm wrong, but they didn't allow gingers to marry either?
#33 - arreatface (08/26/2016) [-]
"look ! I don't know how to make the difference between polititcs and religion"

of course a religion is going to be stricter than a political system, you could do the SAME thing with christianity and have the same results

that graphic is retarded and so are you.
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#43 - cannibalvegan (08/26/2016) [-]
Islam is not only a religion, it's an ideology. There is no description of how you should run a society in Christianity, but there is in Islam's holy scriptures.

Even if we only look at the religion part we can see that Islam is an inherently violent belief system and completely incompatible with western values.
#37 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
Islam is politicised by Muslims are you retarded ?
#38 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
There are a lot of secular Muslims
#35 - Lookinatstuff (08/26/2016) [-]
Devout Islamist believe their religion to also be a way to govern.

That is why many times their religious leaders run the country, even if there is a puppet "secular" prime minister as a front man.

That is why they want to impose Sharia law.
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#27 - elsanna (08/26/2016) [-]
Alright, hold on, resident nazi expert here.

Equality of women? No. Women weren't allowed to work in factories during WW2 in Germany, which help contributed to their downfall as they didn't utilize their entire workforce like other countries did. Women were considered extremely valuable in Nazi Germany, but for the purpose of being mothers only, they weren't given freedom to work as they choose.

Sexual freedom? No, though this might depend on your definition. Certainly not free to be gay.

Free to marry whom one loves? Again, unless you're gay.
#60 - anon (08/27/2016) [-]
All you seem to be an expert in is pulling stuff out of your ass.

just google German women in factories WWII and you will find a multitude of pictures against your claim.
Also women who could not or did not want to have children were expected to work though they were discouraged to do so.

Gay persecution in Fascist Germany is heavily debated as they were a lot of known gays in the Wehrmacht even in higher officer positions but also known cases where they were sent to concentration camps. They were most certainly not allowed to marry and why should they need to as they were not starting a family.
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#61 - elsanna (08/27/2016) [-]
>just google German women in factories WWII and you will find a multitude of pictures against your claim

Not really. Most of those photos are actually not German women at all and are misattributed. I only see one that might be German women. cdn.ipernity.com/114/58/34/7535834.d1ed3900.640.jpg?r2

Like this photo? Those are American shells. i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1427843.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Girls%20at%20a%20South%20Eastern%20Command%20munitions%20factory%20preparing%20shells%20for%20use

These are Australian women: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/32/c3/3e/32c33e9cca20008668f8c666b7f055b5.jpg

These are British women in London: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4e/28/aa/4e28aa13d750edbec80bcce5523eb098.jpg

>some gays were sent to camps for being gay
>gays weren't allowed to marry

Doesn't sound like you're disagreeing with me here.
#45 - cannibalvegan (08/26/2016) [-]
Still looks pretty fucking bad, though. Also, all of these things are infinitely worse in Saudi-Arabia than they ever were in Nazi Germany.
#31 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
I'm also pretty sure, wearing what you want was not a really a big deal back then, didn't jews have to wear stars to mark them as jews?
#61 - Hair color doesn't match.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2016 on Observant +24
#67 - silentpaper (08/26/2016) [-]
mfw somebody tells me that smoking this magical cigarette sends me back 4 seconds in time.