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Gender: male
Age: 18
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Video Games Played: Tf2 and gta 5
Interests: metal music, bass guitar, mlp
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Canada
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#4 - Is it a European or African swallow?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Google swallows +7
#6 - yonyon (12/12/2014) [-]
#2483805 - sounds fun 12/12/2014 on Friendly 0
#2483788 - Of course!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Friendly 0
#2483789 - zenexazure (12/12/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeee!
#2483785 - Guess what im still alive!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Friendly 0
#2483786 - zenexazure (12/12/2014) [-]
Does this mean fun times?
#2483788 - cancerbats (12/12/2014) [-]
Of course!
#2483789 - zenexazure (12/12/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeee!
#10082624 - ci  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #10082644 - zependium (11/21/2014) [-]
good to hear matey-
#10082601 - ello amigos  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #10082619 - zependium (11/21/2014) [-]
Hola hermano

you alright?
#10082624 - cancerbats (11/21/2014) [-]
ci
User avatar #10082644 - zependium (11/21/2014) [-]
good to hear matey-
#2409268 - i just got here dont be blaming me 11/19/2014 on Friendly +1
#2405245 - yus 11/18/2014 on Friendly +1
#2405238 - nope, since the last time i had sex  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2405241 - pankikilord (11/18/2014) [-]
Cool, cool.
Did you wash your partner off before using it-er,"her"..to type out this message?
User avatar #2405245 - cancerbats (11/18/2014) [-]
yus
#2405217 - my god i havent had an orgasm like that in a while  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2405228 - pankikilord (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm guessing since at least the beginning of November.
#2405238 - cancerbats (11/18/2014) [-]
nope, since the last time i had sex
User avatar #2405241 - pankikilord (11/18/2014) [-]
Cool, cool.
Did you wash your partner off before using it-er,"her"..to type out this message?
User avatar #2405245 - cancerbats (11/18/2014) [-]
yus

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User avatar #71 - ayumu ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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User avatar #61 - fugikuro (07/10/2014) [-]
Yo, what happened last night?
User avatar #62 to #61 - cancerbats ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
lots of gay buttsex
User avatar #64 to #63 - cancerbats ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
if you want details add me on skype the name is DiscordedDisocrd its the one with kid discord
User avatar #66 to #64 - fugikuro (07/10/2014) [-]
When you transcribe a skype username it helps if you don't typo that bitch all the way to old Soviet Republic and back again.
User avatar #67 to #66 - cancerbats ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
oh oops i didnt notice

its DiscordedDiscord
User avatar #69 to #67 - fugikuro (07/10/2014) [-]
I guess I added the wrong you.

Add fugikuro1. I got the Rarity with the Zero Punctuation hat.
User avatar #70 to #69 - cancerbats ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
ok i think i got u
User avatar #68 to #67 - fugikuro (07/10/2014) [-]
I think I added the right you.
#65 to #64 - fugikuro (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't think I need those sort of details, but I'm wondering what is up with you and him so I will add you on the skype.
I don't think I need those sort of details, but I'm wondering what is up with you and him so I will add you on the skype.
#60 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1Wpae2xFOZb enjoy my friend :­)
#59 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Hi discord
User avatar #55 - insulation (12/13/2013) [-]
Grom
#56 to #55 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
what was the point of this?
#57 to #56 - insulation (12/13/2013) [-]
for the funz
for the funz
#58 to #57 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
ah ok makes sense
#54 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
derpiburuu
User avatar #46 - revengeforfreeze (12/12/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/6949732#6949732

what happened here? what'd you comment?
User avatar #47 to #46 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
a bunch of underaga trolls trying to piss me off

all i said was i was back from making black metal , how is everyone

but theres always that one fag that likes to start ****
User avatar #48 to #47 - revengeforfreeze (12/13/2013) [-]
How did They find it anyway
User avatar #49 to #48 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
what ya mean?
User avatar #50 to #49 - revengeforfreeze (12/13/2013) [-]
Uhm.. your comment?
User avatar #51 to #50 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
it was on the thread and people were being butt holes so i deleted it
User avatar #52 to #51 - revengeforfreeze (12/13/2013) [-]
Yeh but do People from hating go to bronies?
User avatar #53 to #52 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
sometimes
User avatar #43 - fugikuro (12/11/2013) [-]
Hello person. I hadn't seen you on the thread since you first showed up so I thought I'd come make sure you did not die.
User avatar #44 to #43 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
which thread friendly or the "sfw random"?
User avatar #45 to #44 - fugikuro (12/12/2013) [-]
Friendly
#38 - snakefire (12/09/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #39 to #38 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
sup
User avatar #40 to #39 - snakefire (12/10/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #41 to #40 - cancerbats ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
im good
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (12/10/2013) [-]
Thats good.

I have a lot of people I need to talk to more..
User avatar #29 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
Cancey, you like metal, am I right?
User avatar #30 to #29 - cancerbats ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #32 to #30 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
I take your silence as a "maybe".
User avatar #33 to #32 - cancerbats ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
srry i was doing something ill take a look at em
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
Turmion Kätilöt - Pirun nyrkki Do you like this, then?
#34 to #31 - cancerbats ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
Reminds me off a mix between Rammstien and Atari teenage riot
User avatar #35 to #34 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it definetly has a Rammstein-feel to it

Anyway, I just wanted to share, you being a metalhead and all
User avatar #26 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/06/2013) [-]
Hey Cancey, show me your favorite song of all time.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cancerbats ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Slipknot - Eyeless
User avatar #28 to #27 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/06/2013) [-]
Cool, I like metal too, although I mainly listen to elektronic music.
This is my favorite song Current Value - Dark Rain HD
User avatar #21 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/03/2013) [-]
Hey cancey, what's up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - cancerbats ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
nm recording some bass
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/03/2013) [-]
I was just a second ago in the first rave party in my life

Especially the white audience had some moves not many would consider dancing

Some even wore tin foil fedoras..
User avatar #24 to #23 - cancerbats ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
ive never been to rave before and never planing to either
User avatar #25 to #24 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, I didn't plan it either, but I'm at one gaming event right now, and there was a DJ there playing music and everyone started dancing and stuff
User avatar #20 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (08/02/2013) [-]
My first friend ever <3
#17 - sanik (06/14/2013) [-]
Squee
Squee
User avatar #11 - warzon (04/13/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy pokes cancerbats statue**
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