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#80 - I'm not reading all that because unlike you I do have a life a…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2016 on TAG TEAM 0
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#86 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
You are absolutely no fun. No wonder we're Dad's favorite colony while you're his forgotten step-child. You come to me practically begging for banter and then wimp out like the French lovebaby that you are. How dare you assume my sexuality, for starters. I would've thought Trudeau taught you dog-fuckers that it isn't progressive to do that shit to me. You have shamed your already shameful nation with this ignorant display of improper progressive buzzwords. You have the audicity to come to me while I am shitposting and then get butthurt when I direct my attention to you after you ask me to direct my attention to you? This is a whole new level of pathetic for a leaf. Your typical cry for attention was acknowledged and suddenly you don't want the attention anymore. I can't imagine how terrible it must be to live like that. Maybe one day America will come and "liberate" you Canadicucks from yourselves and your oil so that you too may live free from your own self-imposed tyranny. Until then you should work on getting those sodomy laws fixed, or at least get your dog fixed before you somehow impregnate her with your mutated mountie genes.

As long as you believe, America will one day come to save you. Stay strong, brother. One day you will have the privilege to call yourself an American. One day...
#104 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Holy fucking shit I just fell off my fucking chair that was good mate!
Really fucking funny! haha =D







Favorite colony...

Ahh!! ahaha!! Amazing.
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#105 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
If America isn't the UK's favorite when our competition is places like Canada and Australia... I would really really hope that we are the favorite. The bar is low enough as it is, I don't wanna be worse than them.
#107 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Fuck me mate and put a shrimp on the barbie ... Fucking 'Straya
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#111 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
brb killing myself with my new Tacticool AR-27 Babykiller model
#112 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Thought that might do the trick. Have a good one Junior. Oh and thanks for the cup of Char! =]
#989 - **canadianEH used "*roll picture*"** **canadianEH rolled i… 08/25/2016 on Roll for ugliest girl 0
#74 - Look bud, I don't know what or who you think I am, but I'm not…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2016 on TAG TEAM 0
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#79 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
Trust me, compadre, there is no Canadian stereotype that I want. There is no Canadian that I want, period. Considering how close you live to the border, it seems like there is no Canadian that you want either. When you live that close to an objectively superior country it is only a matter of time before you decide to abandon the leaf flag and become one with the stars and stripes. But even then it won't save you from the permanent stigma you must live with having been a Canadian citizen. You will always be the butt of every joke. You can never outrun the maple jokes, if you can even run at all.

So go ahead, be mad at me now. You cross the border to "beat" "bodily fluids" out of men, so I'm sure you'll fit in just fine in a faggot state like Washington. Maybe there you can find an American with lesser intellect and a weaker body than yours, but you would be hard pressed to do so even in the most pathetic of our provinces. The inescapable truth is that you frequent this beautiful nation to relieve your pent-up frustration with your own country by participating in homosexual activities. Trying to compare the sorry state you are in with someone like me is borderline delusional. You would have to be drunk to even think that you have a possibility of standing up to an American. It would be like a runt slave trying to fight back against his master. In fact, other Canadians may well stop you. If you have any countrymen smarter than yourself, they would surely see the mistake you would be about to make and try their best to spare you the humiliation of seeing it through.

But like with all things Canada, you won't listen to reason. It will be a sad day when your family gathers around your hospital bed, everyone apologizing to each other as you wake up. More apologies go around as they explain that you slipped on some maple syrup that leaked out of your cargo shorts and you hit your head. You will apologize, humiliated that you wouldn't even get the chance to have your ass kicked by an American. It could've been the greatest honor you would ever receive in your otherwise inconsequential life as a Canadian, but you would have that taken away from just as your rights are being taken away by your own fellow countrymen. You will only have yourself to blame, for having been both Canadian and nationalist. And, of course, daring to think you are in any way superior to even the worst America has to offer, let alone me.
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#80 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm not reading all that because unlike you I do have a life and other things to do than argue with idiots on the Internet, but my proximity to your border is more of a constant reminder of how lucky I was to be born Canadian, your country is shit, your economy is dead, all your people know is war mongering, and your manners (you are a prime example of this) are all but nonexistent. Go get a girlfriend or something dude, you need something other than Funnyjunk, seriously. At first you pissed me off but now I just feel bad for you. I hope somehow, some day, something good happens to you and you get out of the dark room you live in, until then, keep doing what ever it is you're doing bud, I'm rooting for ya.
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#86 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
You are absolutely no fun. No wonder we're Dad's favorite colony while you're his forgotten step-child. You come to me practically begging for banter and then wimp out like the French lovebaby that you are. How dare you assume my sexuality, for starters. I would've thought Trudeau taught you dog-fuckers that it isn't progressive to do that shit to me. You have shamed your already shameful nation with this ignorant display of improper progressive buzzwords. You have the audicity to come to me while I am shitposting and then get butthurt when I direct my attention to you after you ask me to direct my attention to you? This is a whole new level of pathetic for a leaf. Your typical cry for attention was acknowledged and suddenly you don't want the attention anymore. I can't imagine how terrible it must be to live like that. Maybe one day America will come and "liberate" you Canadicucks from yourselves and your oil so that you too may live free from your own self-imposed tyranny. Until then you should work on getting those sodomy laws fixed, or at least get your dog fixed before you somehow impregnate her with your mutated mountie genes.

As long as you believe, America will one day come to save you. Stay strong, brother. One day you will have the privilege to call yourself an American. One day...
#104 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Holy fucking shit I just fell off my fucking chair that was good mate!
Really fucking funny! haha =D







Favorite colony...

Ahh!! ahaha!! Amazing.
User avatar
#105 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
If America isn't the UK's favorite when our competition is places like Canada and Australia... I would really really hope that we are the favorite. The bar is low enough as it is, I don't wanna be worse than them.
#107 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Fuck me mate and put a shrimp on the barbie ... Fucking 'Straya
User avatar
#111 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
brb killing myself with my new Tacticool AR-27 Babykiller model
#112 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Thought that might do the trick. Have a good one Junior. Oh and thanks for the cup of Char! =]
#70 - Also I like the party gag, but be careful not to forget who th… 08/25/2016 on TAG TEAM 0
#69 - Actually I just saw some dumb **** American trash talking a Br…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2016 on TAG TEAM +2
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#71 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
You aren't wrong about me being a bully, but boy are you still pretty fucking stupid.

But I'll entertain you anyways.

I don't need to spend a few hours out of my day to find your sorry, pale ass. Your terrible sense of navigation will lead you right across your border to me when you get lost on your way to Tesco's. It will be impossible to miss you, for even in America it is unusual to see an obese neckbeard wearing a plaid button-up that doesn't fit and a pair of cargo shorts. I might not even need to kick your ass before you start apologizing for bothering me, but that sure as hell wouldn't stop me from continuing. You would be the special case to force me to wear gloves because maple syrup is harder to wash off than blood. By the time I'm finished figuratively raping your wannabe mountie ass you will thank me for the service I have done to your country before passive-aggresively stating that by losing the fight you actually won.

And at the end of the day, after you contract an infection from waiting for your free healthcare, you'll go home and get back on the computer to shitpost as if Canada was relevant and as if you didn't just get your ass handed to you in equal parts by both an American douchebag and your own government. Not only did they fail in providing quality healthcare to prevent your recent infection but they failed to educate you on you did next to nothing in 1812 and all the military "accomplishments" under Canada's belt is actually just Britain's military accomplishments. I would be hard pressed to guess whether it was I or Trudeau who hurt you the most, but I can rest assured knowing that another Canadian was put in their place as America's hat, maintaining the status quo and appeasing the rest of the western world by silencing a hippie country through violence and intimidation. All par for the course when it comes to dealing with Canada. I can only hope that you don't keep getting lost whenever you step out of your log cabin, lest you run into less benevolent Americans than me.
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#74 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
Look bud, I don't know what or who you think I am, but I'm not doing this back and forth with you, it's for kids. Back up the shit you're talking with actions or just fuck off, this isn't the Canadian stereotype you want, this is the Canadian that lives 25 minutes from the border and crosses it to go out drinking and beat the shit, piss, and all other manner of bodily fluids out of weak ass yanks like yourself, you fucking blue jean wearing neck beard. Why don't you go tell all your M'ladys about how you defended their honour once more by shit talking behind a screen? Get a fucking life you white skinned nobody.
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#79 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
Trust me, compadre, there is no Canadian stereotype that I want. There is no Canadian that I want, period. Considering how close you live to the border, it seems like there is no Canadian that you want either. When you live that close to an objectively superior country it is only a matter of time before you decide to abandon the leaf flag and become one with the stars and stripes. But even then it won't save you from the permanent stigma you must live with having been a Canadian citizen. You will always be the butt of every joke. You can never outrun the maple jokes, if you can even run at all.

So go ahead, be mad at me now. You cross the border to "beat" "bodily fluids" out of men, so I'm sure you'll fit in just fine in a faggot state like Washington. Maybe there you can find an American with lesser intellect and a weaker body than yours, but you would be hard pressed to do so even in the most pathetic of our provinces. The inescapable truth is that you frequent this beautiful nation to relieve your pent-up frustration with your own country by participating in homosexual activities. Trying to compare the sorry state you are in with someone like me is borderline delusional. You would have to be drunk to even think that you have a possibility of standing up to an American. It would be like a runt slave trying to fight back against his master. In fact, other Canadians may well stop you. If you have any countrymen smarter than yourself, they would surely see the mistake you would be about to make and try their best to spare you the humiliation of seeing it through.

But like with all things Canada, you won't listen to reason. It will be a sad day when your family gathers around your hospital bed, everyone apologizing to each other as you wake up. More apologies go around as they explain that you slipped on some maple syrup that leaked out of your cargo shorts and you hit your head. You will apologize, humiliated that you wouldn't even get the chance to have your ass kicked by an American. It could've been the greatest honor you would ever receive in your otherwise inconsequential life as a Canadian, but you would have that taken away from just as your rights are being taken away by your own fellow countrymen. You will only have yourself to blame, for having been both Canadian and nationalist. And, of course, daring to think you are in any way superior to even the worst America has to offer, let alone me.
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#80 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm not reading all that because unlike you I do have a life and other things to do than argue with idiots on the Internet, but my proximity to your border is more of a constant reminder of how lucky I was to be born Canadian, your country is shit, your economy is dead, all your people know is war mongering, and your manners (you are a prime example of this) are all but nonexistent. Go get a girlfriend or something dude, you need something other than Funnyjunk, seriously. At first you pissed me off but now I just feel bad for you. I hope somehow, some day, something good happens to you and you get out of the dark room you live in, until then, keep doing what ever it is you're doing bud, I'm rooting for ya.
User avatar
#86 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
You are absolutely no fun. No wonder we're Dad's favorite colony while you're his forgotten step-child. You come to me practically begging for banter and then wimp out like the French lovebaby that you are. How dare you assume my sexuality, for starters. I would've thought Trudeau taught you dog-fuckers that it isn't progressive to do that shit to me. You have shamed your already shameful nation with this ignorant display of improper progressive buzzwords. You have the audicity to come to me while I am shitposting and then get butthurt when I direct my attention to you after you ask me to direct my attention to you? This is a whole new level of pathetic for a leaf. Your typical cry for attention was acknowledged and suddenly you don't want the attention anymore. I can't imagine how terrible it must be to live like that. Maybe one day America will come and "liberate" you Canadicucks from yourselves and your oil so that you too may live free from your own self-imposed tyranny. Until then you should work on getting those sodomy laws fixed, or at least get your dog fixed before you somehow impregnate her with your mutated mountie genes.

As long as you believe, America will one day come to save you. Stay strong, brother. One day you will have the privilege to call yourself an American. One day...
#104 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Holy fucking shit I just fell off my fucking chair that was good mate!
Really fucking funny! haha =D







Favorite colony...

Ahh!! ahaha!! Amazing.
User avatar
#105 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
If America isn't the UK's favorite when our competition is places like Canada and Australia... I would really really hope that we are the favorite. The bar is low enough as it is, I don't wanna be worse than them.
#107 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Fuck me mate and put a shrimp on the barbie ... Fucking 'Straya
User avatar
#111 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
brb killing myself with my new Tacticool AR-27 Babykiller model
#112 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Thought that might do the trick. Have a good one Junior. Oh and thanks for the cup of Char! =]
#67 - You're **** talking about physical prowess based on nationalit…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/25/2016 on TAG TEAM -2
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#68 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
>being this triggered by banter that happened hours ago

Leave it to a Canadian to not only be late to the party but have no idea where he is.
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#70 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
Also I like the party gag, but be careful not to forget who the only country to launch a successful military campaign on U.S. soil in history was, the same country who's been beside you every war you've fought in (except for Vietnam, which makes it hilarious that that's the one you boys lost)
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#69 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
Actually I just saw some dumb shit American trash talking a Brit while everyone gangs on him, don't like bullies friend, and that's what you seem to be to me.
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#71 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
You aren't wrong about me being a bully, but boy are you still pretty fucking stupid.

But I'll entertain you anyways.

I don't need to spend a few hours out of my day to find your sorry, pale ass. Your terrible sense of navigation will lead you right across your border to me when you get lost on your way to Tesco's. It will be impossible to miss you, for even in America it is unusual to see an obese neckbeard wearing a plaid button-up that doesn't fit and a pair of cargo shorts. I might not even need to kick your ass before you start apologizing for bothering me, but that sure as hell wouldn't stop me from continuing. You would be the special case to force me to wear gloves because maple syrup is harder to wash off than blood. By the time I'm finished figuratively raping your wannabe mountie ass you will thank me for the service I have done to your country before passive-aggresively stating that by losing the fight you actually won.

And at the end of the day, after you contract an infection from waiting for your free healthcare, you'll go home and get back on the computer to shitpost as if Canada was relevant and as if you didn't just get your ass handed to you in equal parts by both an American douchebag and your own government. Not only did they fail in providing quality healthcare to prevent your recent infection but they failed to educate you on you did next to nothing in 1812 and all the military "accomplishments" under Canada's belt is actually just Britain's military accomplishments. I would be hard pressed to guess whether it was I or Trudeau who hurt you the most, but I can rest assured knowing that another Canadian was put in their place as America's hat, maintaining the status quo and appeasing the rest of the western world by silencing a hippie country through violence and intimidation. All par for the course when it comes to dealing with Canada. I can only hope that you don't keep getting lost whenever you step out of your log cabin, lest you run into less benevolent Americans than me.
User avatar
#74 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
Look bud, I don't know what or who you think I am, but I'm not doing this back and forth with you, it's for kids. Back up the shit you're talking with actions or just fuck off, this isn't the Canadian stereotype you want, this is the Canadian that lives 25 minutes from the border and crosses it to go out drinking and beat the shit, piss, and all other manner of bodily fluids out of weak ass yanks like yourself, you fucking blue jean wearing neck beard. Why don't you go tell all your M'ladys about how you defended their honour once more by shit talking behind a screen? Get a fucking life you white skinned nobody.
User avatar
#79 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
Trust me, compadre, there is no Canadian stereotype that I want. There is no Canadian that I want, period. Considering how close you live to the border, it seems like there is no Canadian that you want either. When you live that close to an objectively superior country it is only a matter of time before you decide to abandon the leaf flag and become one with the stars and stripes. But even then it won't save you from the permanent stigma you must live with having been a Canadian citizen. You will always be the butt of every joke. You can never outrun the maple jokes, if you can even run at all.

So go ahead, be mad at me now. You cross the border to "beat" "bodily fluids" out of men, so I'm sure you'll fit in just fine in a faggot state like Washington. Maybe there you can find an American with lesser intellect and a weaker body than yours, but you would be hard pressed to do so even in the most pathetic of our provinces. The inescapable truth is that you frequent this beautiful nation to relieve your pent-up frustration with your own country by participating in homosexual activities. Trying to compare the sorry state you are in with someone like me is borderline delusional. You would have to be drunk to even think that you have a possibility of standing up to an American. It would be like a runt slave trying to fight back against his master. In fact, other Canadians may well stop you. If you have any countrymen smarter than yourself, they would surely see the mistake you would be about to make and try their best to spare you the humiliation of seeing it through.

But like with all things Canada, you won't listen to reason. It will be a sad day when your family gathers around your hospital bed, everyone apologizing to each other as you wake up. More apologies go around as they explain that you slipped on some maple syrup that leaked out of your cargo shorts and you hit your head. You will apologize, humiliated that you wouldn't even get the chance to have your ass kicked by an American. It could've been the greatest honor you would ever receive in your otherwise inconsequential life as a Canadian, but you would have that taken away from just as your rights are being taken away by your own fellow countrymen. You will only have yourself to blame, for having been both Canadian and nationalist. And, of course, daring to think you are in any way superior to even the worst America has to offer, let alone me.
User avatar
#80 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm not reading all that because unlike you I do have a life and other things to do than argue with idiots on the Internet, but my proximity to your border is more of a constant reminder of how lucky I was to be born Canadian, your country is shit, your economy is dead, all your people know is war mongering, and your manners (you are a prime example of this) are all but nonexistent. Go get a girlfriend or something dude, you need something other than Funnyjunk, seriously. At first you pissed me off but now I just feel bad for you. I hope somehow, some day, something good happens to you and you get out of the dark room you live in, until then, keep doing what ever it is you're doing bud, I'm rooting for ya.
User avatar
#86 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
You are absolutely no fun. No wonder we're Dad's favorite colony while you're his forgotten step-child. You come to me practically begging for banter and then wimp out like the French lovebaby that you are. How dare you assume my sexuality, for starters. I would've thought Trudeau taught you dog-fuckers that it isn't progressive to do that shit to me. You have shamed your already shameful nation with this ignorant display of improper progressive buzzwords. You have the audicity to come to me while I am shitposting and then get butthurt when I direct my attention to you after you ask me to direct my attention to you? This is a whole new level of pathetic for a leaf. Your typical cry for attention was acknowledged and suddenly you don't want the attention anymore. I can't imagine how terrible it must be to live like that. Maybe one day America will come and "liberate" you Canadicucks from yourselves and your oil so that you too may live free from your own self-imposed tyranny. Until then you should work on getting those sodomy laws fixed, or at least get your dog fixed before you somehow impregnate her with your mutated mountie genes.

As long as you believe, America will one day come to save you. Stay strong, brother. One day you will have the privilege to call yourself an American. One day...
#104 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Holy fucking shit I just fell off my fucking chair that was good mate!
Really fucking funny! haha =D







Favorite colony...

Ahh!! ahaha!! Amazing.
User avatar
#105 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
If America isn't the UK's favorite when our competition is places like Canada and Australia... I would really really hope that we are the favorite. The bar is low enough as it is, I don't wanna be worse than them.
#107 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Fuck me mate and put a shrimp on the barbie ... Fucking 'Straya
User avatar
#111 - elvoz (08/25/2016) [-]
brb killing myself with my new Tacticool AR-27 Babykiller model
#112 - niblic (08/25/2016) [-]
Thought that might do the trick. Have a good one Junior. Oh and thanks for the cup of Char! =]
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#80 - overlordweasel (08/25/2016) [-]
get her back? If outside parties caused a break and not your own faults with each other, then go get her back and fuck the haters
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#89 - canadianEH (08/25/2016) [-]
For a lot of reasons that'll never happen, I would explain but I don't feel like killing anyone with boredom.

Also I meant the second snorlax. She went downhill, I hardly recognize her now. But that's got nothing to do with why it won't happen, I'm not that shallow.

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