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#2990 - Or will you actually talk to me 08/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2989 - So if I try to initiate conversation, are you going to be a cu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2990 - cameldwarf (08/29/2015) [-]
Or will you actually talk to me
#10 - Oh holy **** I can't stop laughing. 08/27/2015 on my soul outside the internet +3
#32 - Source? 08/24/2015 on I watch it for the plot 0
#10 - "The less we know, the better we feel." … 08/24/2015 on Mandy is my idol 0
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#2986 - k  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2987 - cunninglinguist (08/18/2015) [-]
I don't hate you
#2988 - cameldwarf (08/18/2015) [-]
#2984 - Damn, accidentally put a semicolon in there. 08/17/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2983 - And besides, if you take anything I say seriously; You're gonn…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
User avatar #2984 - cameldwarf (08/17/2015) [-]
Damn, accidentally put a semicolon in there.
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#874 - jingleforth (08/05/2015) [-]
Nicholas

My metamorphosis, it's almost complete.

Soon I shall be a slightly muscular young man. Wearing only the finest clothes (and by finest I mean whatever I can afford), and wearing only the finest and most interesting of fragrances and have a hair styled in a way that would make gay Californian hair stylists proud.

I'm still unattractive though but I'm working on it. Can't change much at this point, Nick. Let me borrow some good look points so I look great for people in NYC
#875 to #874 - cameldwarf ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
mfw You're actually a lot more attractive than me and you don't realize it. You bastard
#876 to #875 - jingleforth (08/05/2015) [-]
"You're actually a lot more attractive than me and you don't realize it." he says whilst being insanely handsome

THIS is me.

And the lighting hiding my **** , bro.

You look ******* fantastic.
#877 to #876 - cameldwarf ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Compare, bro. You're better looking.
User avatar #878 to #877 - jingleforth (08/05/2015) [-]
switch me noses, bro. I'm tired of having a nose so big I can ******* smell the edge of the universe.

Also trade me ears, because I can hear all of earth talking and it's bugging me.

Pls

Kill me
#879 to #878 - cameldwarf ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
Trade bodies with me.
#880 to #879 - jingleforth (08/09/2015) [-]
I'd actually take you up on that one if I could

What's wrong with your body? :'(
#881 to #880 - cameldwarf ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
I just need to lose like 20 pounds and get a nice looking body.
User avatar #882 to #881 - jingleforth (08/09/2015) [-]
Push some ******* weights my brother

It's what I'm doing.

Except I've got bad muscle atrophy so I have to deal with that ******** before I even get into being "huge"

**** me
User avatar #883 to #882 - cameldwarf ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Man, I just made some mad cash on my video game.
User avatar #884 to #883 - jingleforth (08/11/2015) [-]
Do tell me about it horsegiant
#867 - cunninglinguist (07/07/2015) [-]
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#868 to #867 - cameldwarf ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
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#871 to #868 - cunninglinguist (07/07/2015) [-]
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**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw that roll
#872 to #869 - cunninglinguist (07/07/2015) [-]
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**cunninglinguist rolled image** this site is so full of autism, can't even get a good roll.
#873 to #872 - cameldwarf ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
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**cameldwarf rolled image** mfw i roll better than you
#863 to #862 - cameldwarf ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
Wish me luck bro, I go to school in an hour.
User avatar #864 to #863 - jingleforth (07/07/2015) [-]
I hope it went well for you, my brother
#865 to #864 - cameldwarf ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
School was canceled actually, so, I don't have to go until Wednesday.
#866 to #865 - jingleforth (07/07/2015) [-]
Phew

Close call
User avatar #857 - jingleforth (04/12/2015) [-]
Was good speaking to you on the phone, mang

Dat voice dough hombre
#854 - jingleforth (04/09/2015) [-]
My face when the love of my life told me she's happy without me
User avatar #855 to #854 - cameldwarf ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #856 to #855 - jingleforth (04/10/2015) [-]
Angie

;-;
User avatar #860 to #858 - jingleforth (04/18/2015) [-]
Hello! how are you?
#861 to #860 - ghettograndpa (04/18/2015) [-]
Doing pretty well, talking to this fine Lady on Skype.



I saw what you wrote in the deleted comment.
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#853 - jingleforth (04/07/2015) [-]
Get over here, bro.

Feel with me.
#852 - jingleforth (04/04/2015) [-]
I'm excited to meet you soon in person.

Can we sleep in the same bed? No homo
User avatar #847 - jingleforth (03/26/2015) [-]
tfw people always say how my ears are big and weirdly angled

How my nose is big and weird shaped

I can't help but feel that low self esteem just seeping through
User avatar #848 to #847 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
your ears are fine, don't worry about them. srsly
#850 to #848 - jingleforth (03/27/2015) [-]
****** keep beating the confidence out of me, so I just don't believe you.

User avatar #846 - jingleforth (03/26/2015) [-]
Started doing wrestler bridges for them neck gains

Gonna impress Angie

I can't do them for too long because it also works the back...big time.

Gotta ******* do it
User avatar #849 to #846 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
I have no idea what that is
User avatar #832 to #831 - jingleforth (03/19/2015) [-]
Who clogged the ******* at work?
#801 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
cunninglinguist    
   
   
   
hi
cunninglinguist



hi
#806 to #802 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
whats up wit chu bbg
whats up wit chu bbg
User avatar #810 to #806 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
Nothing compared to how great you must be doing. I've been in hospital
User avatar #827 to #810 - compared (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you're well.
User avatar #828 to #827 - cunninglinguist (03/17/2015) [-]
Aw, thank you that's sweet.
User avatar #829 to #828 - compared (03/17/2015) [-]
No problem.
#814 to #810 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
****		 why? Are you okay?
**** why? Are you okay?
User avatar #817 to #814 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
It's that dumb condition I told you about before. I'll live.
#819 to #817 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm glad you're okay. How are you doing atm?
User avatar #821 to #819 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
**** . And I'll be feeling this way for quite a while. Anyway.. enough about that. How are you
#823 to #821 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
What's wrong? Tell meeee. You can talk to me.
What's wrong? Tell meeee. You can talk to me.
User avatar #824 to #823 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
I Really don't want to spoil your current happiness with my nonsensical ramblings.
User avatar #825 to #824 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
How would it ruin my happiness? You can talk to me you know
User avatar #826 to #825 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
I know. Likewise.
#798 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
mfw symmetrical abs

Ah yes, one of the pinnacles of aesthetic bodies that many can hope for, but never achieve as it is predetermined by genetics. Very few have it

and my chest genes are great too

I shall achieve it.

Angie shall be my Goddess
You shall be my loyal acquaintance who shall reign over Olympus along side me.
#794 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
Might be in New York for up to 15 days   
   
Will have nobody there with me, my mother will likely be transferred there and she might work under her company for a while..   
   
Half a month in a new city all alone...great. I had a special somebody who said they'd go but eventually opted out.   
   
I don't want to feel this feel anymore, please go with me, I'll have nobody.
Might be in New York for up to 15 days

Will have nobody there with me, my mother will likely be transferred there and she might work under her company for a while..

Half a month in a new city all alone...great. I had a special somebody who said they'd go but eventually opted out.

I don't want to feel this feel anymore, please go with me, I'll have nobody.
#795 to #794 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
****		 man I'd go with you if I could  We'd 			****		 ALL THE BITCHES
**** man I'd go with you if I could We'd **** ALL THE BITCHES
User avatar #797 to #795 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
It's fine, I only need one girl.

WE CAN EAT ALL THE FOOD!

Seriously, ******* find a nice seafood restaurant and get endless prawns, lobsters, crabs, cheddar biscuits. Bit pricey but we could manage.

Get soooooo fat
User avatar #799 to #797 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
I'll go with you to New York, and you can come with me to Michigan to see my soon to be girlfriend
User avatar #800 to #799 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
What, you gonna live with her some day?
User avatar #803 to #800 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I would like to, we've talked about it a feeeew times. Even just as friends. lol
User avatar #804 to #803 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
What's the consensus? She not down with it?
User avatar #805 to #804 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
She's totally down for it. I just need money, I'll need a job up there, I'll miss my family down here of course. But mostly me not having a job up there is what is keeping us from that.
User avatar #807 to #805 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
So if you get a job up there, you're gonna go up there?
User avatar #808 to #807 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
That's the plan, yeah.
User avatar #809 to #808 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
Like, 4ever? Like? Settle down, get married, and have kids?
User avatar #811 to #809 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I don't know about that yet, but I mean the way things are now, we're good with just living together as a couple, not really talked about marriage or kids, tbh.
User avatar #812 to #811 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
But surely some day you'd like it?

I wanted kids, I don't know anymore. My little Jack and Elizabeth might never come to fruition.

wbu?
User avatar #813 to #812 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I'd love kids. I want a boy and a girl. Benjamin. I dunno what I would name the girl though
User avatar #815 to #813 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
Name your baby girl "Zac"

Trust me, brudda. Nobody will pick on a girl named Zac ;)
User avatar #816 to #815 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
I would name my daughter Saria probably.
#818 to #816 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
tfw will never get married or have kids though

It's time to bring in the helium tanks
#820 to #818 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
Just pray to Claud.
#822 to #820 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
I have

No predictable good future for me at this point

I'll save up for a tailored, expensive suit. Have a nice meal, clean up my home, drink a whole bottle of very expensive wine, lay on the bed and let the helium slowly drift me off to the afterlife

It's all ogre now, no more happiness, just tears and helium
#793 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
feeling sad

hug me brotha, nobody else wants to
#796 to #793 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
c'mere man
c'mere man
#781 to #780 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm great, you?
I'm great, you?
#782 to #781 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
that's good to know. I am also great   
   
   
at least that's what I tell myself
that's good to know. I am also great


at least that's what I tell myself
#783 to #782 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Aw yea. I'm planning a trip for next month!
Aw yea. I'm planning a trip for next month!
#784 to #783 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Where you off to? i'm going to Bali at the end of this month
Where you off to? i'm going to Bali at the end of this month
#785 to #784 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Well I'm not going anywhere, I'm helping someone plan their trip here. I'm helping them get a hotel, we're going to see Breaking Benjamin.
Well I'm not going anywhere, I'm helping someone plan their trip here. I'm helping them get a hotel, we're going to see Breaking Benjamin.
#786 to #785 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
I thought I was your date for that concert
I thought I was your date for that concert
#787 to #786 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Well this person is a lot closer and already had bought mine and her tickets xD, so I had to say yes. I'm gonna pay for her hotel since she bought my ticket and she's gonna spend a lot of money on the trip
#788 to #787 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
okay   
   
   
have fun I guess
okay


have fun I guess
#789 to #788 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Sorry . We have our schedule and everything ready though
User avatar #790 to #789 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
looks fun.
#791 to #790 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I can't express how excited I am.
I can't express how excited I am.
#771 - jingleforth has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #772 to #771 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Says the image is expired..
#773 to #772 - jingleforth (03/04/2015) [-]
One second, gotta put it through something
User avatar #774 to #773 - jingleforth (03/04/2015) [-]
It's still ******* sideways
Just put it through paint and rotate it
User avatar #775 to #774 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
I still say 7
User avatar #776 to #775 - jingleforth (03/04/2015) [-]
Thanks mang!

I'm feelin' down and out
User avatar #777 to #776 - cameldwarf ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
I know how ya feel. Feeling pretty low right now
#768 - cunninglinguist (01/26/2015) [-]
Quite the opposite, really.




thread limit.
#758 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
tfw sad as ****

get over here bro

hug me ;-;
User avatar #759 to #758 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
What's wrong man?
User avatar #760 to #759 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
The same thing that's wrong with all of us, I suppose.



end me now, please

make it quick
User avatar #761 to #760 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
Details, man, details.
User avatar #762 to #761 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
Nope, bro.

Can't do that, just tell me **** will be aight son
User avatar #763 to #762 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
Stop being a pussy and just PM me and tell me what's bothering you, man, I'm here for you.
User avatar #764 to #763 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
no

pls go
User avatar #765 to #764 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
Dude, I told you about my problems. Its not like I'm gonna judge you.
User avatar #766 to #765 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
Maybe later

Not right now, though
#767 to #766 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
You're my bro, fill me in pls. I'll try to cheer you up but I can't really help without you telling me what's bothering you.
#752 to #751 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
why are we feeling?
User avatar #753 to #752 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
I know you're feeling, bro.
User avatar #754 to #753 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Eh kinda. Something happened last night and it made me sad.
User avatar #755 to #754 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
wut happened
User avatar #756 to #755 - cameldwarf ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I can't tell you
User avatar #757 to #756 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
quit being a pussy and just PM it to me, not like I can judge you
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