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#2954 - HAVE YOU HEARD COHEEDS NEW SONG? IF NOT, GO LISTEN TO THAT … 19 hours ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2952 - It's my decision to eat pizza, I just ******* love pizz…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2953 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Eating so much pizza will make you fat as fuck. Aint complainin tho, pizza is life.

Shhh, take that back. They'll find you and take you away. And then they'll find ME, it's all my fault you forgot 9/11

That's really nice of you though, you don't have to. It's cool
#2954 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
HAVE YOU HEARD COHEEDS NEW SONG? IF NOT, GO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. Its fucking greaat. They're releasing a new album this fall. Are you excited? HUH?



You tried clicking that spoiler, didnt you?
new song is called You Got Spirit, Kid.
#2950 - I'm only down here cause my bae is down here. Her room is the …  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
User avatar #2951 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Pizza? Jesus man, tell her to fucking feed you actual food. That's unacceptable. although pizza is fucking great. just don't have it more than real food.

Nah, I know you Amerifags will remember my birthday. But then yeah, I'd expect more from you.

Don't worry, I'm not going to demand anything over $50. I'm not an asshole
#2952 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
It's my decision to eat pizza, I just fucking love pizza. I eat regular food too, of course. Just FUCKING LOVE pizza. She and her mom try to feed me stuff all the time, and I'm like, noooooo I'm gonna get fat as fuck if you keep trying to feed me all of this stuff you're making all at once for me to try.

Nah, I didn't even realize it was 911, it was just "Angela's birthday" Forgot even 911 happened. I'm a disgrace to America.


Nah I know. Just try to think of something, let me know when you do, and I'll try my hardest to get it to you.
#2953 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Eating so much pizza will make you fat as fuck. Aint complainin tho, pizza is life.

Shhh, take that back. They'll find you and take you away. And then they'll find ME, it's all my fault you forgot 9/11

That's really nice of you though, you don't have to. It's cool
#2954 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
HAVE YOU HEARD COHEEDS NEW SONG? IF NOT, GO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. Its fucking greaat. They're releasing a new album this fall. Are you excited? HUH?



You tried clicking that spoiler, didnt you?
new song is called You Got Spirit, Kid.
#2948 - Not highschool, I never had an education growing up. Figured i…  [+] (6 new replies) 19 hours ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2949 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
You live in a basement? Do you have hot pockets for lunch, with a side of doritos? am jk pls no h8

Hell yeah. If you forgot that, I'll have to revoke our friendship.

I honestly can't think of anything I want right now. What's your definition of 'expensive'?
User avatar #2950 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm only down here cause my bae is down here. Her room is the basement, so my room is the basement. And no, I barely eat. If I do eat, it's pizza. I just sleep down here


You think I'd forget your birthday? Give me some credit. Come on.


I dunno, my idea of expensive is definitely not the same as yours. Over $50 is expensive.
User avatar #2951 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Pizza? Jesus man, tell her to fucking feed you actual food. That's unacceptable. although pizza is fucking great. just don't have it more than real food.

Nah, I know you Amerifags will remember my birthday. But then yeah, I'd expect more from you.

Don't worry, I'm not going to demand anything over $50. I'm not an asshole
#2952 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
It's my decision to eat pizza, I just fucking love pizza. I eat regular food too, of course. Just FUCKING LOVE pizza. She and her mom try to feed me stuff all the time, and I'm like, noooooo I'm gonna get fat as fuck if you keep trying to feed me all of this stuff you're making all at once for me to try.

Nah, I didn't even realize it was 911, it was just "Angela's birthday" Forgot even 911 happened. I'm a disgrace to America.


Nah I know. Just try to think of something, let me know when you do, and I'll try my hardest to get it to you.
#2953 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Eating so much pizza will make you fat as fuck. Aint complainin tho, pizza is life.

Shhh, take that back. They'll find you and take you away. And then they'll find ME, it's all my fault you forgot 9/11

That's really nice of you though, you don't have to. It's cool
#2954 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
HAVE YOU HEARD COHEEDS NEW SONG? IF NOT, GO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. Its fucking greaat. They're releasing a new album this fall. Are you excited? HUH?



You tried clicking that spoiler, didnt you?
new song is called You Got Spirit, Kid.
#2946 - Heyheyheyhey hey. Hey. I wear that sweater almost every **…  [+] (8 new replies) 20 hours ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2947 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
You should wash that sweater sometime. Going back to highschool? Damn whats up with you youngsters... You're turning 19 soon right? October 22nd?


Anyway, I'll be waiting. And it better be good
#2948 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
Not highschool, I never had an education growing up. Figured it might come in handy or somethin, I dunno. Its adult alternative education.

I was the sweater, trust me. It's just cold in this fucking basement. Your birthday is real soon, you 911 baby.

Give me a list of some things you'd like, nothing expensive though, my bank account can't handle it



#2949 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
You live in a basement? Do you have hot pockets for lunch, with a side of doritos? am jk pls no h8

Hell yeah. If you forgot that, I'll have to revoke our friendship.

I honestly can't think of anything I want right now. What's your definition of 'expensive'?
User avatar #2950 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm only down here cause my bae is down here. Her room is the basement, so my room is the basement. And no, I barely eat. If I do eat, it's pizza. I just sleep down here


You think I'd forget your birthday? Give me some credit. Come on.


I dunno, my idea of expensive is definitely not the same as yours. Over $50 is expensive.
User avatar #2951 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Pizza? Jesus man, tell her to fucking feed you actual food. That's unacceptable. although pizza is fucking great. just don't have it more than real food.

Nah, I know you Amerifags will remember my birthday. But then yeah, I'd expect more from you.

Don't worry, I'm not going to demand anything over $50. I'm not an asshole
#2952 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
It's my decision to eat pizza, I just fucking love pizza. I eat regular food too, of course. Just FUCKING LOVE pizza. She and her mom try to feed me stuff all the time, and I'm like, noooooo I'm gonna get fat as fuck if you keep trying to feed me all of this stuff you're making all at once for me to try.

Nah, I didn't even realize it was 911, it was just "Angela's birthday" Forgot even 911 happened. I'm a disgrace to America.


Nah I know. Just try to think of something, let me know when you do, and I'll try my hardest to get it to you.
#2953 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Eating so much pizza will make you fat as fuck. Aint complainin tho, pizza is life.

Shhh, take that back. They'll find you and take you away. And then they'll find ME, it's all my fault you forgot 9/11

That's really nice of you though, you don't have to. It's cool
#2954 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
HAVE YOU HEARD COHEEDS NEW SONG? IF NOT, GO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. Its fucking greaat. They're releasing a new album this fall. Are you excited? HUH?



You tried clicking that spoiler, didnt you?
new song is called You Got Spirit, Kid.
#2944 - nothing Mainly because I have no money to spend, ca…  [+] (10 new replies) 20 hours ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2945 - cunninglinguist (20 hours ago) [-]
God you're such a douchefuck. Hey remember what I got you for Christmas? Yeah.


For business. If I meet the bae there though, it'll be pleasure :^) but my main focus is business.
#2946 - cameldwarf (20 hours ago) [-]
Heyheyheyhey hey. Hey. I wear that sweater almost every fuckin day and I think of you when I do. I can't afford to buy anything, I only have a little left from everything that's happened lately. I'm going back to school, so I don't have time for a job to get any money. I'm earning my GED by hopefully next year, and then I can make $$$$.

I'm not a douchefuck, bitchass. I'll get you something in the near future though bbg i promise jus w8
#2947 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
You should wash that sweater sometime. Going back to highschool? Damn whats up with you youngsters... You're turning 19 soon right? October 22nd?


Anyway, I'll be waiting. And it better be good
#2948 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
Not highschool, I never had an education growing up. Figured it might come in handy or somethin, I dunno. Its adult alternative education.

I was the sweater, trust me. It's just cold in this fucking basement. Your birthday is real soon, you 911 baby.

Give me a list of some things you'd like, nothing expensive though, my bank account can't handle it



#2949 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
You live in a basement? Do you have hot pockets for lunch, with a side of doritos? am jk pls no h8

Hell yeah. If you forgot that, I'll have to revoke our friendship.

I honestly can't think of anything I want right now. What's your definition of 'expensive'?
User avatar #2950 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm only down here cause my bae is down here. Her room is the basement, so my room is the basement. And no, I barely eat. If I do eat, it's pizza. I just sleep down here


You think I'd forget your birthday? Give me some credit. Come on.


I dunno, my idea of expensive is definitely not the same as yours. Over $50 is expensive.
User avatar #2951 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Pizza? Jesus man, tell her to fucking feed you actual food. That's unacceptable. although pizza is fucking great. just don't have it more than real food.

Nah, I know you Amerifags will remember my birthday. But then yeah, I'd expect more from you.

Don't worry, I'm not going to demand anything over $50. I'm not an asshole
#2952 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
It's my decision to eat pizza, I just fucking love pizza. I eat regular food too, of course. Just FUCKING LOVE pizza. She and her mom try to feed me stuff all the time, and I'm like, noooooo I'm gonna get fat as fuck if you keep trying to feed me all of this stuff you're making all at once for me to try.

Nah, I didn't even realize it was 911, it was just "Angela's birthday" Forgot even 911 happened. I'm a disgrace to America.


Nah I know. Just try to think of something, let me know when you do, and I'll try my hardest to get it to you.
#2953 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Eating so much pizza will make you fat as fuck. Aint complainin tho, pizza is life.

Shhh, take that back. They'll find you and take you away. And then they'll find ME, it's all my fault you forgot 9/11

That's really nice of you though, you don't have to. It's cool
#2954 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
HAVE YOU HEARD COHEEDS NEW SONG? IF NOT, GO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. Its fucking greaat. They're releasing a new album this fall. Are you excited? HUH?



You tried clicking that spoiler, didnt you?
new song is called You Got Spirit, Kid.
#2942 - wassup witchu bbg  [+] (12 new replies) 20 hours ago on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#2943 - cunninglinguist (20 hours ago) [-]
nm. u? leaving for the UK on the 25th of August.

It's almost my birthday, what are you getting me
#2944 - cameldwarf (20 hours ago) [-]
nothing

Mainly because I have no money to spend, cause I have no job, and I'm trying to save my money in case shit goes down, ya dig? What if there's a family emergency back home in Georgia? I need to be able to fly down there.


Anyways, what you going to the UK for? Business, or pleasure?
#2945 - cunninglinguist (20 hours ago) [-]
God you're such a douchefuck. Hey remember what I got you for Christmas? Yeah.


For business. If I meet the bae there though, it'll be pleasure :^) but my main focus is business.
#2946 - cameldwarf (20 hours ago) [-]
Heyheyheyhey hey. Hey. I wear that sweater almost every fuckin day and I think of you when I do. I can't afford to buy anything, I only have a little left from everything that's happened lately. I'm going back to school, so I don't have time for a job to get any money. I'm earning my GED by hopefully next year, and then I can make $$$$.

I'm not a douchefuck, bitchass. I'll get you something in the near future though bbg i promise jus w8
#2947 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
You should wash that sweater sometime. Going back to highschool? Damn whats up with you youngsters... You're turning 19 soon right? October 22nd?


Anyway, I'll be waiting. And it better be good
#2948 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
Not highschool, I never had an education growing up. Figured it might come in handy or somethin, I dunno. Its adult alternative education.

I was the sweater, trust me. It's just cold in this fucking basement. Your birthday is real soon, you 911 baby.

Give me a list of some things you'd like, nothing expensive though, my bank account can't handle it



#2949 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
You live in a basement? Do you have hot pockets for lunch, with a side of doritos? am jk pls no h8

Hell yeah. If you forgot that, I'll have to revoke our friendship.

I honestly can't think of anything I want right now. What's your definition of 'expensive'?
User avatar #2950 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm only down here cause my bae is down here. Her room is the basement, so my room is the basement. And no, I barely eat. If I do eat, it's pizza. I just sleep down here


You think I'd forget your birthday? Give me some credit. Come on.


I dunno, my idea of expensive is definitely not the same as yours. Over $50 is expensive.
User avatar #2951 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Pizza? Jesus man, tell her to fucking feed you actual food. That's unacceptable. although pizza is fucking great. just don't have it more than real food.

Nah, I know you Amerifags will remember my birthday. But then yeah, I'd expect more from you.

Don't worry, I'm not going to demand anything over $50. I'm not an asshole
#2952 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
It's my decision to eat pizza, I just fucking love pizza. I eat regular food too, of course. Just FUCKING LOVE pizza. She and her mom try to feed me stuff all the time, and I'm like, noooooo I'm gonna get fat as fuck if you keep trying to feed me all of this stuff you're making all at once for me to try.

Nah, I didn't even realize it was 911, it was just "Angela's birthday" Forgot even 911 happened. I'm a disgrace to America.


Nah I know. Just try to think of something, let me know when you do, and I'll try my hardest to get it to you.
#2953 - cunninglinguist (19 hours ago) [-]
Eating so much pizza will make you fat as fuck. Aint complainin tho, pizza is life.

Shhh, take that back. They'll find you and take you away. And then they'll find ME, it's all my fault you forgot 9/11

That's really nice of you though, you don't have to. It's cool
#2954 - cameldwarf (19 hours ago) [-]
HAVE YOU HEARD COHEEDS NEW SONG? IF NOT, GO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. Its fucking greaat. They're releasing a new album this fall. Are you excited? HUH?



You tried clicking that spoiler, didnt you?
new song is called You Got Spirit, Kid.
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#867 - cunninglinguist (07/07/2015) [-]
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#868 to #867 - cameldwarf (07/07/2015) [-]
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#871 to #868 - cunninglinguist (07/07/2015) [-]
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**cunninglinguist rolled image** mfw that roll
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#863 to #862 - cameldwarf (07/06/2015) [-]
Wish me luck bro, I go to school in an hour.
User avatar #864 to #863 - jingleforth (07/07/2015) [-]
I hope it went well for you, my brother
#865 to #864 - cameldwarf (07/07/2015) [-]
School was canceled actually, so, I don't have to go until Wednesday.
#866 to #865 - jingleforth (07/07/2015) [-]
Phew

Close call
User avatar #857 - jingleforth (04/12/2015) [-]
Was good speaking to you on the phone, mang

Dat voice dough hombre
#854 - jingleforth (04/09/2015) [-]
My face when the love of my life told me she's happy without me
User avatar #856 to #855 - jingleforth (04/10/2015) [-]
Angie

;-;
User avatar #860 to #858 - jingleforth (04/18/2015) [-]
Hello! how are you?
#861 to #860 - ghettograndpa (04/18/2015) [-]
Doing pretty well, talking to this fine Lady on Skype.



I saw what you wrote in the deleted comment.
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#853 - jingleforth (04/07/2015) [-]
Get over here, bro.

Feel with me.
#852 - jingleforth (04/04/2015) [-]
I'm excited to meet you soon in person.

Can we sleep in the same bed? No homo
User avatar #847 - jingleforth (03/26/2015) [-]
tfw people always say how my ears are big and weirdly angled

How my nose is big and weird shaped

I can't help but feel that low self esteem just seeping through
User avatar #848 to #847 - cameldwarf (03/27/2015) [-]
your ears are fine, don't worry about them. srsly
#850 to #848 - jingleforth (03/27/2015) [-]
****** keep beating the confidence out of me, so I just don't believe you.

User avatar #846 - jingleforth (03/26/2015) [-]
Started doing wrestler bridges for them neck gains

Gonna impress Angie

I can't do them for too long because it also works the back...big time.

Gotta ******* do it
User avatar #849 to #846 - cameldwarf (03/27/2015) [-]
I have no idea what that is
User avatar #832 to #831 - jingleforth (03/19/2015) [-]
Who clogged the ******* at work?
#801 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
cunninglinguist    
   
   
   
hi
cunninglinguist



hi
#806 to #802 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
whats up wit chu bbg
whats up wit chu bbg
User avatar #810 to #806 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
Nothing compared to how great you must be doing. I've been in hospital
User avatar #827 to #810 - compared (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you're well.
User avatar #828 to #827 - cunninglinguist (03/17/2015) [-]
Aw, thank you that's sweet.
User avatar #829 to #828 - compared (03/17/2015) [-]
No problem.
#814 to #810 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
****		 why? Are you okay?
**** why? Are you okay?
User avatar #817 to #814 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
It's that dumb condition I told you about before. I'll live.
#819 to #817 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm glad you're okay. How are you doing atm?
User avatar #821 to #819 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
**** . And I'll be feeling this way for quite a while. Anyway.. enough about that. How are you
#823 to #821 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
What's wrong? Tell meeee. You can talk to me.
What's wrong? Tell meeee. You can talk to me.
User avatar #824 to #823 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
I Really don't want to spoil your current happiness with my nonsensical ramblings.
User avatar #825 to #824 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
How would it ruin my happiness? You can talk to me you know
User avatar #826 to #825 - cunninglinguist (03/16/2015) [-]
I know. Likewise.
#798 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
mfw symmetrical abs

Ah yes, one of the pinnacles of aesthetic bodies that many can hope for, but never achieve as it is predetermined by genetics. Very few have it

and my chest genes are great too

I shall achieve it.

Angie shall be my Goddess
You shall be my loyal acquaintance who shall reign over Olympus along side me.
#794 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
Might be in New York for up to 15 days   
   
Will have nobody there with me, my mother will likely be transferred there and she might work under her company for a while..   
   
Half a month in a new city all alone...great. I had a special somebody who said they'd go but eventually opted out.   
   
I don't want to feel this feel anymore, please go with me, I'll have nobody.
Might be in New York for up to 15 days

Will have nobody there with me, my mother will likely be transferred there and she might work under her company for a while..

Half a month in a new city all alone...great. I had a special somebody who said they'd go but eventually opted out.

I don't want to feel this feel anymore, please go with me, I'll have nobody.
#795 to #794 - cameldwarf (03/15/2015) [-]
****		 man I'd go with you if I could  We'd 			****		 ALL THE BITCHES
**** man I'd go with you if I could We'd **** ALL THE BITCHES
User avatar #797 to #795 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
It's fine, I only need one girl.

WE CAN EAT ALL THE FOOD!

Seriously, ******* find a nice seafood restaurant and get endless prawns, lobsters, crabs, cheddar biscuits. Bit pricey but we could manage.

Get soooooo fat
User avatar #799 to #797 - cameldwarf (03/15/2015) [-]
I'll go with you to New York, and you can come with me to Michigan to see my soon to be girlfriend
User avatar #800 to #799 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
What, you gonna live with her some day?
User avatar #803 to #800 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
I would like to, we've talked about it a feeeew times. Even just as friends. lol
User avatar #804 to #803 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
What's the consensus? She not down with it?
User avatar #805 to #804 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
She's totally down for it. I just need money, I'll need a job up there, I'll miss my family down here of course. But mostly me not having a job up there is what is keeping us from that.
User avatar #807 to #805 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
So if you get a job up there, you're gonna go up there?
User avatar #808 to #807 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
That's the plan, yeah.
User avatar #809 to #808 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
Like, 4ever? Like? Settle down, get married, and have kids?
User avatar #811 to #809 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
I don't know about that yet, but I mean the way things are now, we're good with just living together as a couple, not really talked about marriage or kids, tbh.
User avatar #812 to #811 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
But surely some day you'd like it?

I wanted kids, I don't know anymore. My little Jack and Elizabeth might never come to fruition.

wbu?
User avatar #813 to #812 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
I'd love kids. I want a boy and a girl. Benjamin. I dunno what I would name the girl though
User avatar #815 to #813 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
Name your baby girl "Zac"

Trust me, brudda. Nobody will pick on a girl named Zac ;)
User avatar #816 to #815 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
I would name my daughter Saria probably.
#818 to #816 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
tfw will never get married or have kids though

It's time to bring in the helium tanks
#820 to #818 - cameldwarf (03/16/2015) [-]
Just pray to Claud.
#822 to #820 - jingleforth (03/16/2015) [-]
I have

No predictable good future for me at this point

I'll save up for a tailored, expensive suit. Have a nice meal, clean up my home, drink a whole bottle of very expensive wine, lay on the bed and let the helium slowly drift me off to the afterlife

It's all ogre now, no more happiness, just tears and helium
#793 - jingleforth (03/15/2015) [-]
feeling sad

hug me brotha, nobody else wants to
#796 to #793 - cameldwarf (03/15/2015) [-]
c'mere man
c'mere man
#781 to #780 - cameldwarf (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm great, you?
I'm great, you?
#782 to #781 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
that's good to know. I am also great   
   
   
at least that's what I tell myself
that's good to know. I am also great


at least that's what I tell myself
#783 to #782 - cameldwarf (03/10/2015) [-]
Aw yea. I'm planning a trip for next month!
Aw yea. I'm planning a trip for next month!
#784 to #783 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Where you off to? i'm going to Bali at the end of this month
Where you off to? i'm going to Bali at the end of this month
#785 to #784 - cameldwarf (03/10/2015) [-]
Well I'm not going anywhere, I'm helping someone plan their trip here. I'm helping them get a hotel, we're going to see Breaking Benjamin.
Well I'm not going anywhere, I'm helping someone plan their trip here. I'm helping them get a hotel, we're going to see Breaking Benjamin.
#786 to #785 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
I thought I was your date for that concert
I thought I was your date for that concert
#787 to #786 - cameldwarf (03/10/2015) [-]
Well this person is a lot closer and already had bought mine and her tickets xD, so I had to say yes. I'm gonna pay for her hotel since she bought my ticket and she's gonna spend a lot of money on the trip
#788 to #787 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
okay   
   
   
have fun I guess
okay


have fun I guess
#789 to #788 - cameldwarf (03/10/2015) [-]
Sorry . We have our schedule and everything ready though
User avatar #790 to #789 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
looks fun.
#791 to #790 - cameldwarf (03/10/2015) [-]
I can't express how excited I am.
I can't express how excited I am.
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User avatar #772 to #771 - cameldwarf (03/04/2015) [-]
Says the image is expired..
#773 to #772 - jingleforth (03/04/2015) [-]
One second, gotta put it through something
User avatar #774 to #773 - jingleforth (03/04/2015) [-]
It's still ******* sideways
Just put it through paint and rotate it
User avatar #775 to #774 - cameldwarf (03/04/2015) [-]
I still say 7
User avatar #776 to #775 - jingleforth (03/04/2015) [-]
Thanks mang!

I'm feelin' down and out
User avatar #777 to #776 - cameldwarf (03/04/2015) [-]
I know how ya feel. Feeling pretty low right now
#768 - cunninglinguist (01/26/2015) [-]
Quite the opposite, really.




thread limit.
#758 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
tfw sad as ****

get over here bro

hug me ;-;
User avatar #759 to #758 - cameldwarf (01/23/2015) [-]
What's wrong man?
User avatar #760 to #759 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
The same thing that's wrong with all of us, I suppose.



end me now, please

make it quick
User avatar #761 to #760 - cameldwarf (01/23/2015) [-]
Details, man, details.
User avatar #762 to #761 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
Nope, bro.

Can't do that, just tell me **** will be aight son
User avatar #763 to #762 - cameldwarf (01/23/2015) [-]
Stop being a pussy and just PM me and tell me what's bothering you, man, I'm here for you.
User avatar #764 to #763 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
no

pls go
User avatar #765 to #764 - cameldwarf (01/23/2015) [-]
Dude, I told you about my problems. Its not like I'm gonna judge you.
User avatar #766 to #765 - jingleforth (01/23/2015) [-]
Maybe later

Not right now, though
#767 to #766 - cameldwarf (01/23/2015) [-]
You're my bro, fill me in pls. I'll try to cheer you up but I can't really help without you telling me what's bothering you.
#752 to #751 - cameldwarf (01/20/2015) [-]
why are we feeling?
User avatar #753 to #752 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
I know you're feeling, bro.
User avatar #754 to #753 - cameldwarf (01/21/2015) [-]
Eh kinda. Something happened last night and it made me sad.
User avatar #755 to #754 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
wut happened
User avatar #756 to #755 - cameldwarf (01/21/2015) [-]
I can't tell you
User avatar #757 to #756 - jingleforth (01/21/2015) [-]
quit being a pussy and just PM it to me, not like I can judge you
User avatar #730 - jingleforth (01/17/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #732 to #731 - jingleforth (01/17/2015) [-]
Can I have your coheed and cambria sweater
#733 to #732 - cameldwarf (01/17/2015) [-]
That sweater is for true fans only
User avatar #734 to #733 - jingleforth (01/17/2015) [-]
where'd you get it?
#735 to #734 - cameldwarf (01/17/2015) [-]
Angela bought it for me. Idk if it's still for sale, but you can get one at  coheedandcambria.com and go to the store section.
Angela bought it for me. Idk if it's still for sale, but you can get one at coheedandcambria.com and go to the store section.
User avatar #743 to #735 - cunninglinguist (01/18/2015) [-]
limited edition. its no longer for sale.
User avatar #736 to #735 - jingleforth (01/17/2015) [-]
How come you get **** and I don't, you ****
#737 to #736 - cameldwarf (01/17/2015) [-]
I've got a job. I can get you something eventually if you'd like.
I've got a job. I can get you something eventually if you'd like.
User avatar #739 to #738 - cameldwarf (01/17/2015) [-]
I don't get paid a lot though, at the most I'll be only making $110 a pay check. I'm only on part time, I'm hoping they give me some more hours though
User avatar #740 to #739 - jingleforth (01/17/2015) [-]
just becuz u got a job HOMIE G doesnt mean you should casually spend that **** you ****

save it pls
User avatar #741 to #740 - cameldwarf (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm gonna. I'll buy something for you though. Angela too if she wants. Though my first few pay checks are going towards a car.
User avatar #742 to #741 - jingleforth (01/17/2015) [-]
you ain't buying me **** buddy

Keep that money

put it towards...a new CAR!

User avatar #744 to #742 - cameldwarf (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm going to fix up my uncles car, and he's gonna give it to me
User avatar #745 to #744 - jingleforth (01/18/2015) [-]
You know how to fix cars?
User avatar #746 to #745 - cameldwarf (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't know much. It needs a fuel pump. My uncle is gonna teach me how to fix it
User avatar #747 to #746 - jingleforth (01/18/2015) [-]
gl buying a fuel pump

they can cost anywhere from 3-7,000$

User avatar #748 to #747 - cameldwarf (01/18/2015) [-]
In total, I'll have to pay $150-200 to get the parts I need for that car.
User avatar #749 to #748 - jingleforth (01/18/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHA

parts?

More than 1?

150 at minimum?

Do you live in cheapville
User avatar #750 to #749 - cameldwarf (01/18/2015) [-]
$70-100 for the fuel pump, $50 for some thing for the gas gauge or some **** .
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