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callitchickensalad

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:3/07/2011
Last Login:2/24/2016
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Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
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Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:322
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#33 - Picture 07/30/2012 on Damn Harry -1
#1759 - 99% of this is completely accurate, and he made some very stro…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on My high school life in a... 0
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#2169 - thunderspeak (07/30/2012) [-]
laurastrauberry.tumblr.com/post/27891888724/confidentinmyskinn-rhosyncalypso

just fucking watch this. I know it's tumblr, but it's this hilarious anti-rape psa from scotland :D
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#1779 - neoexdeath (07/29/2012) [-]
Well, women who dress like that should expect some attention, flirting, maybe a few offers to buy some drinks

My fellow men. See this woman? Nobody rape her. Alright? We good? Tyrone? Alright then.

Its really not rocket science to get society working.
#2 - Oh my gosh I FEEL SO VIOLATED 07/04/2012 on callitchickensalad's profile 0
#47 - He's not in the friendzone. Just sayin'. 07/04/2012 on Girlfriend nails +13
#23 - I...have you read any of the other comments...? 07/04/2012 on Girlfriend nails +5
#21 - I LOVE scratching my friend's heads. Boy hair is so nice! …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Girlfriend nails +41
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#45 - thedarkdefender (07/04/2012) [-]
Wow, he's so damn friendzoned
#44 - xbaconbitzx (07/04/2012) [-]
This nigga is forever stuck in the ffriendzone....he may just want you to play with his other head
#38 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
A friendship where the guy obviously wants the V
#35 - sweetgreenwolfette (07/04/2012) [-]
his face when he gets friendzoned...
#47 - callitchickensalad (07/04/2012) [-]
He's not in the friendzone. Just sayin'.
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#34 - pizzaweed (07/04/2012) [-]
That sounds like an amazing relationship...




Might be even better if you slept with him.
#31 - creaturecat (07/04/2012) [-]
i have a feeling theirs more then one reason he puts his head on your lap and likes it when you put yours on his head
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#27 - bluemando (07/04/2012) [-]
maybe you should also stroke his other head sometimes
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#22 - iwanttodie (07/04/2012) [-]
when did story time begin?
#23 - callitchickensalad (07/04/2012) [-]
I...have you read any of the other comments...?
#184 - Oh man, I was only slightly amused after that forty second wai… 07/04/2012 on Future Darwin Award Winners +15
#126 - Well done, this gave me a pretty good giggle! 06/25/2012 on Funnyjunk with hats +8
#60 - oh god, the time lord one gets me every time 06/23/2012 on HARRY POTTER!! read the desc. +16
#282 - If I forget to check and fall in, I don't ever get mad at the … 06/20/2012 on Using the toilet, her way... 0