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Date Signed Up:3/07/2011
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#33 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 12/05/2013 on Anon applies for a job +16
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#44 - thatdamnllama (12/06/2013) [-]
the only problem i have with that is that there are no $1 Canadian bills

but i guess loonies are always an option
#1 - cracker came to the wrong side of town  [+] (7 replies) 11/04/2013 on Fear, absolute fear. +62
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#37 - greycommotion (11/05/2013) [-]
You could ride him into battle!
#31 - anon (11/05/2013) [-]
Look at its eyes!

So fucking kawaii
#19 - anon (11/04/2013) [-]
I wish my Newfoundland was that big.
#14 - riefenstahl (11/04/2013) [-]
Tibetan Mastiff - Ovcharka?

Or just a fucking huge dog
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#9 - captainfuckitall (11/04/2013) [-]
Or as he's known by his Oriental name, "Ho Lee Shet"
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#41 - Durp (11/05/2013) [-]
Asiana Pilots names from KTVU News
Reminded me of this.
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#8 - redtooth (11/04/2013) [-]
I always laugh when I see those kawaii desu anime eyes
#9 - Picture  [+] (10 replies) 11/04/2013 on Animals +64
#40 - munyman (11/04/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Lewis. You turtle-napping son of a bitch.
#25 - spartansquirrel (11/04/2013) [-]
I got a good laugh out of that.
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#19 - gongthehawkeye (11/04/2013) [-]
"Herpetologist"
This is a thing?
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#21 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/04/2013) [-]
They're people that study reptiles. Of course it's a thing.
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#22 - gongthehawkeye (11/04/2013) [-]
The name, though.
HERPetologist. It's just so...
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#23 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/04/2013) [-]
"herp" basically means reptile. I don't know what the problem is here.
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#24 - gongthehawkeye (11/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind...
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#43 - empithree (11/04/2013) [-]
you were probably thinking about your doctor. derpetologist.
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#10 - applesdontpee (11/04/2013) [-]
lost it at "they don't escape because they're turtles"
#18 - Picture 11/04/2013 on Them pigs +19
#60 - sorry m8, didn't scroll far enough. please remove yourself…  [+] (1 reply) 11/04/2013 on With all the colors of your... 0
#63 - thegrayknights (11/04/2013) [-]
Nah, I am good where I am.
#56 - Picture  [+] (3 replies) 11/04/2013 on With all the colors of your... -1
#58 - thegrayknights (11/04/2013) [-]
That same thing was posted not even half a page below. GTFO man.
#60 - callitchickensalad (11/04/2013) [-]
sorry m8, didn't scroll far enough.
please remove yourself from my genitals
#63 - thegrayknights (11/04/2013) [-]
Nah, I am good where I am.