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Date Signed Up:1/24/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
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    Freddy vs. Jason Freddy vs. Jason
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    Horny Owls Horny Owls
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    50 most perfectly timed photos 50 most perfectly timed photos
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    Listening to music Listening to music
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    Some OC Some OC
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#9 - oh, damn. thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on I hate it when this happen +1
User avatar #10 - ppheadbuttface (12/05/2014) [-]
np
#7 - context?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on I hate it when this happen +2
User avatar #20 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/05/2014) [-]
The context is "Life"
User avatar #8 - ppheadbuttface (12/05/2014) [-]
guy gets drunk
wakes up to ugly chcik
tries to make a run for it
sees photo, remembers he's married to her
"shit"
User avatar #18 - fukkendragonite (12/05/2014) [-]
I interpreted it to be just that he gets drunk, wakes up to ugly chick and tries to make a run for it, but goes down and sees the wedding photo and realises that he married her last night, Homer and Ned style, so it gets worse, then he also finds out that he has a family with her (which obviously isn't possible in one night but I thought it had taken a wacky turn) so he fucked up there as well.

So this guy had the mother of all dodgy one night stands, you know? He didn't just screw her, he married and had a family with her. Real horrorshow.

But I think you might be right thinking about it now.
User avatar #12 - blargtastic (12/05/2014) [-]
You see, and here I was thinking that it was his mom he was waking up next to like that, and with the quality of the GIF plus the quality of my vision, I thought he was telling his dad good morning.

I don't know if I should be impressed or terrified at my imagination.
User avatar #9 - calibroflower (12/05/2014) [-]
oh, damn. thanks
User avatar #10 - ppheadbuttface (12/05/2014) [-]
np
#36 - what the heck is skooma?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2014 on jackmanagan tasting skooma +1
#38 - treywhited (12/05/2014) [-]
Skyrim drug.
#89 - leuser (12/05/2014) [-]
Talos doesn't like me.

Inb4 use SkyUI. Yeah, that was an early screenshot before I installed SkyUI.
User avatar #101 - fizzor (12/05/2014) [-]
Khajiit and imperial master race
User avatar #64 - fizzor (12/05/2014) [-]
yeah no
skooma's been in the games since morrowind
User avatar #52 - ilikegurlbutz (12/05/2014) [-]
elder scrolls drug
#69 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Comment nothing but gifs 0
#74 - enlighten us  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on She doesn't understand the... 0
User avatar #78 - dannyxv (11/16/2014) [-]
thumb scanner
#55 - Which is worst!? 11/13/2014 on beautiful childrens 0
#495 - 20. University of south florida Work at a grocery stor…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#559 - ballsofearth (11/13/2014) [-]
Don't worry. From here on, it's just going to get worse.
User avatar #514 - slaygor (11/13/2014) [-]
Join a club or exercise thats what helps me with school stress
#22 - lol who is this guy?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on She bloody loved it 0
#23 - rayjin (10/27/2014) [-]
#410 - "Casual" 10/21/2014 on 9 ways anonymous will steal... +9
#896 - xiaolin showdown was awesome  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 +7
User avatar #959 - uptightmonkey (09/29/2014) [-]
its coming back if im not mistaken
User avatar #962 - darkoblivion (09/29/2014) [-]
we must not speak of xiaolin chronicles, trust me. wait, fuck.
User avatar #963 - uptightmonkey (09/29/2014) [-]
it's that bad?
User avatar #972 - darkoblivion (09/29/2014) [-]
tl;dr- continuity from episode to episode was off so i gave up watching.
User avatar #971 - darkoblivion (09/29/2014) [-]
nothing seemed to connect while i was watching it, i loved the new cg xiaolin showlin showdowns to a degree but other than the immediate effects to an episode nothing carried over. for example: omi wager's orb of tornami and monkey staff in a showdown versus Jack spicer who wager's the changing chopstick and the two ton tunic, omi wins, next episode jack has his wu back and it isn't explained how.

the names of shen gong wu are changed dojo is yellow and all over master fung's dick (but he can breathe fire with ease), character voices are slightly off , new characters are introduced omi seems twice as cocky as before....just so much stuff i could say
but the main complaint is that nothing really seemed tied together
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