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cagetheelophant

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/01/2013
Last Login:8/01/2015
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#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on Depression thread +1
#31 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Long distance relationships, are always scary
Some guy will take advantage of your absence, and steal away the girl from you.
#205 - This is my first steam sale. Need more funds to throw at our L… 06/19/2015 on Steam Giveaway 4: Resurrection +1
#43 - Shhhhhhhhh 06/02/2015 on The real problems 0
#6 - It's ******* may, why the **** are you posting this?  [+] (14 new replies) 06/02/2015 on The real problems +23
#42 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
One year, you'll realise...
User avatar #40 - badgoodass (06/02/2015) [-]
You got any source on it?
User avatar #28 - MatthewsGauss (06/02/2015) [-]
thanks doc
#26 - AnomynousUser (06/02/2015) [-]
It's not May tho

For anyone who's upset by it, sorry for using this webm; I just really felt like this was the closest thing to a reason to use it
#34 - chrisfisto (06/02/2015) [-]
Dont be sorry.
User avatar #29 - rplix (06/02/2015) [-]
What the fuck dude.
User avatar #30 - AnomynousUser (06/02/2015) [-]
I did apologize. I have little self-restraint.
User avatar #24 - maybelline (06/02/2015) [-]
>may
>not already decorating your christmas three

fucking plebs
User avatar #22 - tavafanduvill (06/02/2015) [-]
Pretty sure it's June
User avatar #43 - cagetheelophant (06/02/2015) [-]
Shhhhhhhhh
User avatar #11 - carlonord (06/02/2015) [-]
Seasons are opposite in the southern hemisphere.
#13 - waker (06/02/2015) [-]
And it affects the Christmas in what way?
User avatar #14 - carlonord (06/02/2015) [-]
... Christmas is in winter, opposite of winter is summer, hemispheres opposite. In terms of the actual holiday of course it doesn't move, but it doesn't hurt to think up silly explanations for shit that doesn't matter.
#17 - relicfighter (06/02/2015) [-]
Fuck you for trying to make jokes of here.
#20 - Well wiz is his nephew... 05/18/2015 on Well Then 0
#254 - I weighed my options for a while. It was something I wanted an… 04/28/2015 on Before and after a break up +1
#240 - A month and a half later. He broke up with her.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Before and after a break up +1
User avatar #253 - brolylssj (04/28/2015) [-]
Well, you're still an ass, but I do wish you luck.
Hope she's worth it. <-No sarcasm, I'm being serious.
User avatar #254 - cagetheelophant (04/28/2015) [-]
I weighed my options for a while. It was something I wanted and my friendship with him was doomed anyway. After I heard things from her perspective I realized I didn't want to be his friend anymore. So whatever happened it was inevitable.
#120 - Yea probably.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Before and after a break up 0
User avatar #179 - brolylssj (04/28/2015) [-]
BEFORE or AFTER they broke up?
If before, you're a shit human being, and you already know it.
If after, you're an ass, but I can't fault you too much for it.
User avatar #240 - cagetheelophant (04/28/2015) [-]
A month and a half later. He broke up with her.
User avatar #253 - brolylssj (04/28/2015) [-]
Well, you're still an ass, but I do wish you luck.
Hope she's worth it. <-No sarcasm, I'm being serious.
User avatar #254 - cagetheelophant (04/28/2015) [-]
I weighed my options for a while. It was something I wanted and my friendship with him was doomed anyway. After I heard things from her perspective I realized I didn't want to be his friend anymore. So whatever happened it was inevitable.
#111 - I just started dating my previous best friend's ex. We are not…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Before and after a break up +2
#114 - anon (04/28/2015) [-]
You are a horrible person with no moral code.
#120 - cagetheelophant (04/28/2015) [-]
Yea probably.
User avatar #179 - brolylssj (04/28/2015) [-]
BEFORE or AFTER they broke up?
If before, you're a shit human being, and you already know it.
If after, you're an ass, but I can't fault you too much for it.
User avatar #240 - cagetheelophant (04/28/2015) [-]
A month and a half later. He broke up with her.
User avatar #253 - brolylssj (04/28/2015) [-]
Well, you're still an ass, but I do wish you luck.
Hope she's worth it. <-No sarcasm, I'm being serious.
User avatar #254 - cagetheelophant (04/28/2015) [-]
I weighed my options for a while. It was something I wanted and my friendship with him was doomed anyway. After I heard things from her perspective I realized I didn't want to be his friend anymore. So whatever happened it was inevitable.
#462 - Don't do that lol, I got my last account banned for doing that… 04/27/2015 on Skyrim giveaway +2
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User avatar #2 - aherorising (11/17/2014) [-]
congratulations! your first profile comment
just wanted to say you made a valid point in your discussion. I never truly considered anyone's curvature to be an actual issue or source of insecurity. Partly because I regard such aspects as static and unchangeable. It's hard to explain, but after personally having to undergo multiple corrective surgeries, I have adapted a certain mindset that simply shrugs any thoughts about things I can't change, but sometimes I forget that few people have this mindset.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cagetheelophant (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh **** sorry if I upset you in any way in our conversation. But yeah. I just assumed that for most men their body's looks are ultimately up to them, while females have to deal with the hand their dealt. Sorry to break it to you, this isn't my first. My first was some anon saying **** you faggot teemo is the best.
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