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#183 - I must offer her my sincerest contrafibularities in pointing o… 11/29/2012 on Dense 0
#75 - GOD DAMMIT THAT AIN'T WRASTLIN' THIS IS WRASTLIN' 11/29/2012 on Wrestling +20
#184 - they can get ******* babies but they can't get ba… 11/29/2012 on true dat +3
#183 - To be fair, Christians outraged plenty at her behavior, but be…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/29/2012 on true dat +28
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User avatar #195 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
Christians don't even fucking condone divorce, dude. At least Catholics don't. You can get an annulment through the church that says you were never actually married, but that's about it.
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User avatar #208 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
They already objected to it before the celebrities started doing it. They've never liked divorce. Ever.
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User avatar #220 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
She's not a major issue because they've already been objecting to it before she even did it. You must admit, divorces under these conditions are pretty rare, and the fact that this one got so much publicity is the reason why people made a stink about it. But, like every other thing she's done, people stopped caring. If this shit happened every other day, yeah, it'd be a much bigger issue within the Christian priority list. But they've already started accepting that there's really nothing they can do to stop divorces from happening, so they just go 'harumph' and stand idly by.

Like this: youtu.be/l-rNIAN5o5M?t=40s
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User avatar #233 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
Maybe. Probably not. America is becoming too progressive for them, and it may be past the point where they can nip it in the bud.

But who knows?
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#177 - Her husband was OJ Simpson's lawyer and she's hot. That's …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2012 on true dat -2
#199 - Yardie (11/29/2012) [-]
I didn't know she married her own father

I didn't know you could marry your own father...

And they're worried about gays ruining the sanctity of marriage?
#202 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
Kindly follow these instructions.
#207 - Yardie (11/29/2012) [-]
"Her husband was OJ Simpson's lawyer"

Her father, Robert Kardashian, was OJ Simpson's lawyer... You said that her husband was OJ Simpson's lawyer, therefore implying that Kim Kardashian married her own father.
User avatar #213 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
Whereas you could have just said nothing because you saw that I had already been corrected, rather than acting like a poopdick.
#221 - Yardie (11/29/2012) [-]
That other poster posted 2 minutes before me. I was typing while he posted. You don't have to be so defensive everybody makes mistakes.

I think you're the one acting like a "poopdick"
User avatar #226 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
>everybody makes mistakes
>everybody makes mistakes
>everybody makes mistakes
#192 - sirensinger (11/29/2012) [-]
*Dad
User avatar #200 - cadaverbox (11/29/2012) [-]
Whatever. I never actually cared that much to look into it.
#33539 - Deathstroke: Slade Wilson, assassin/marksman, red costume with… 11/29/2012 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
#432 - I did, but thanks anyways.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on cadaverbox's profile 0
#433 - barkhorn (11/28/2012) [-]
Not a problem bud, but i'll still keep a look out for them
#42 - Funniest ******* thing I've seen all day. 11/28/2012 on Do you even butt drag? +5
#40 - geem gurps 11/28/2012 on Do you even butt drag? +1
#430 - I do loves me some Nichigifs.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2012 on cadaverbox's profile 0
#431 - barkhorn (11/28/2012) [-]
I wasn't sure if you had it or not heh
#432 - cadaverbox (11/28/2012) [-]
I did, but thanks anyways.
#433 - barkhorn (11/28/2012) [-]
Not a problem bud, but i'll still keep a look out for them
#48 - Hehe. One of the hex color codes is some shade of blue. 11/28/2012 on title 0
#366 - =3 11/28/2012 on Oh, Japan.. +4
#33200 - captaingarlock 11/28/2012 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
#33199 - Trailer for the new Gurren Lagann movie coming out in Fall 2013.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
User avatar #33241 - yunochan (11/28/2012) [-]
This looks fucking awesome!
User avatar #33202 - kevinobody (11/28/2012) [-]
Holy shit that was awesome.
User avatar #33200 - cadaverbox (11/28/2012) [-]
captaingarlock
#33196 - YEAH ITS PAWSIBULL BUT I DUN WANNA DRAW THIS DANG ASS *… 11/28/2012 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
#824 - >Canada >gives >Justin >Beiber >… 11/28/2012 on ikachan's profile 0
#33192 - I drawed this gif for a game I'm attempting to make.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
User avatar #33195 - Xaftz (11/28/2012) [-]
is it possible for you to add more than 2 frames to make it more animated? cus it feels like it's too choppy, other than that it looks cool and reminds me of ekans
User avatar #33196 - cadaverbox (11/28/2012) [-]
YEAH ITS PAWSIBULL BUT I DUN WANNA DRAW THIS DANG ASS MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKE ANYMO'.
Plus, it's for iPhone so it shouldn't matter that much.
#107 - Picture 11/27/2012 on Spiders +3
#203 - Russia. 11/26/2012 on Darwin award nominee +1
#32878 - Hi guys. I haven't posted in a day or two. Probably nobo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2012 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
User avatar #32956 - RandomGuard (11/27/2012) [-]
It's dark, edgy and seems like everyone spends more time grunting than talking. But it's genuinely fantastic, would definitely recommend it.
User avatar #32885 - MillionsKnives (11/27/2012) [-]
It's the first thing on my watch list as soon as this season starts slowing down. Looks really good.
User avatar #32879 - herecomesjohnny (11/26/2012) [-]
hi there!

saw the pilot, animation seemed cool and the synopsis i had looked up seemed bitchin' and made me wanna watch more but i got sidetracked with something else. Should get back on it.
#357 - GOD DAMMIT CARLOS 11/24/2012 on American people +4
#393 - I've seen this so many goddamn times. ******* hell. 11/24/2012 on Jewfro is my hero 0
#32153 - Picture 11/24/2012 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
#352981 - BUTTHOLES 11/24/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#364 - And the good guy. Silly Hollywood. No, like this st…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on :) -> :( +1
#369 - thederpestest (11/24/2012) [-]
We're all probably gonna end up like having those types of street performers one day...

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User avatar #524 - zameckis (04/22/2014) [-]
hi cad
User avatar #525 to #524 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
hey buddy what's good
User avatar #526 to #525 - zameckis (04/22/2014) [-]
everything
everything is gewd
how's yer day?
User avatar #527 to #526 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
i slept through a fire drill so that's kind of good i guess
but you know, things have been pretty normal on my front
User avatar #528 to #527 - zameckis (04/22/2014) [-]
so it's quite meh?
no interedasting event triggered or something?
User avatar #529 to #528 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
my life is not a visual novel
User avatar #530 to #529 - zameckis (04/22/2014) [-]
oh come on, atleast tell something you want to share or something
doubt yer life is so boh-reng
User avatar #531 to #530 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
I've been at college, and not much has happened, for truth. However when i went home this weekend there were 4 dogs in my house cuz my family was puppysitting so that was really cute.
#532 to #531 - zameckis (04/22/2014) [-]
no echi things happen on yer college or something?
no echi things happen on yer college or something?
User avatar #533 to #532 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
i actually am getting kind of close to this one girl
thinking about asking her out sometime in the future
User avatar #521 - ikachan (03/19/2014) [-]
Survey answered, you freedom loving ************ you!
#522 to #521 - cadaverbox (03/19/2014) [-]
Hey, now, I love freedom as much as the next patriot, but I at least tried to keep the bias to a minimum so as to not lead any answers.   
   
Anyways, thanks a bunch, bro. Here's some steaks.
Hey, now, I love freedom as much as the next patriot, but I at least tried to keep the bias to a minimum so as to not lead any answers.

Anyways, thanks a bunch, bro. Here's some steaks.
User avatar #523 to #522 - ikachan (03/19/2014) [-]
I was going to commend you for the most considerably unbiased questions! Very professional of you. I approve
#516 - ikachan (03/02/2014) [-]
In a cruel twist of fate, over the last year or so since we last spoke...

I've become right-of-centre. I remember you were my SoL adversarial partner ;)

if you became left-wing within that time, our role reversal is complete.
#517 to #516 - cadaverbox (03/02/2014) [-]
Wow, that's awesome!
Care to explain what made you change your mind? Also, give me a quick update on your life cuz we haven't talked in a while.
#518 to #517 - ikachan (03/02/2014) [-]
My transition is completely on the economic axis, I have always been very pro-civil liberties.

The change was pretty gradual actually, nothing radical at all. I was a member of the left-most mainstream political party in Canada from 2011 to the beginning of 2013. Roughly 2 years. During that time, I also began taking political science, economics, and philosophy courses at the University, as well as studying it myself once and a while on my spare time.

I was an activist with the left-of-centre political party (it is called the New Democratic Party if you care to look it up). Anyhow, the New Democrats on campus were radicals. I'm talking Democratic Socialists, Marxists, and Commies. I would regularly argue with them. The more I educated myself, the more and more I began to realize I am not meant for the left-wing.

At the beginning of last year, I quit the party and considered myself a principled moderate, as I explored various political ideology and economics. During this time, I became a lot less political, and spent more time exploring my hobbies and interests. I also began dating my fiancée.

When my fiancée returned to Brazil to finish her education, we began the immigration process--and that was where it got personal. It is extremely bureaucratic, costly, and full of unnecessary red-tape. Not only is the government seperating families and loved ones in the name of "national security" however they are also preventing employers from hiring foreigners to fill positions where we have labour shortages because the bureaucratic backlog.

I'm exploring Libertarianism and Classical Liberalism a lot, and would say I've adopted a non-authoritative right-of-centre position. I'm not all that fond of Keynesian or Socialist economics. I am fond of Milton Friedman and the Chicago School. If you know your stuff, you would know that Milton was an adviser to Reagan. I've been debating joining the conservative party here.
#519 to #518 - cadaverbox (03/02/2014) [-]
Actually, 'there's no such thing as a free lunch' is one of my favorite things to say.   
This is a great development, man. I'm really happy for you. Stick it them commies!   
   
Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with being socially liberal and economically conservative. I consider myself to be under that category, so I guess we're just two peas in a pod. You just too a bit longer to stop calling yourself a carrot.
Actually, 'there's no such thing as a free lunch' is one of my favorite things to say.
This is a great development, man. I'm really happy for you. Stick it them commies!

Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with being socially liberal and economically conservative. I consider myself to be under that category, so I guess we're just two peas in a pod. You just too a bit longer to stop calling yourself a carrot.
User avatar #520 to #519 - ikachan (03/02/2014) [-]
I bought into the idealism of the beautiful world the left painted, hence why I was a carrot for longer than I should have been
#514 - luppix **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
what happened to the nichijou whatever subs you were supposed to make?
yu gave up right?
also do you have pokemon x or y or none?
User avatar #515 to #514 - cadaverbox (11/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, it proved too difficult.
and I have X.
User avatar #512 - zameckis (11/09/2013) [-]
Greetings, sir cadaverbox
User avatar #513 to #512 - cadaverbox (11/09/2013) [-]
Afternoon, buddy
#504 - zameckis (10/28/2013) [-]
yo, stil aliv?
#505 to #504 - cadaverbox (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah man I come here everyday I just don't post much anymore.   
But if you want to chat I'm always here.
Yeah man I come here everyday I just don't post much anymore.
But if you want to chat I'm always here.
#506 to #505 - zameckis (10/28/2013) [-]
so, how's things?
any interedasting event triggered?
User avatar #507 to #506 - cadaverbox (10/28/2013) [-]
Well I'm in college now which would explain why I don't post anymore.
And uhh
Yeah
College is weird.
User avatar #508 to #507 - zameckis (10/28/2013) [-]
but i thought college is fun
so it's a lie? what are you majoring anyway?
User avatar #509 to #508 - cadaverbox (10/28/2013) [-]
dude college is really fun

but it's just a weird experience for me because it's something no one could have prepared me for and i have trouble adjusting to huge life shifts

and the amount of socializing i do on a daily basis is also something i'm not accustomed to

I'm currently majoring in studio art but i'm switching to computer science next semester.
User avatar #510 to #509 - zameckis (10/28/2013) [-]
envy

welp, off i'm go to bed, later cedvrbox,
i wish to talk with you more, but somehow i forgot how to spell your name on url
until then
User avatar #511 to #510 - cadaverbox (10/28/2013) [-]
seeya man
User avatar #502 - mhongli (08/02/2013) [-]
Hei bby
iz ben a wile
User avatar #503 to #502 - cadaverbox (08/04/2013) [-]
Yes it has. I'm headed off to college in two weeks. Egad!
User avatar #500 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #501 to #500 - cadaverbox (07/12/2013) [-]
who's dylan
#495 - cutieeexxgurl (06/01/2013) [-]
are u really the one ******* hacking me because its not funny stop it (
#490 - cadaverbox (05/03/2013) [-]
HA HA YOU'RE STILL IN SCHOOL WHILE I'M FREE AS A BIRD
User avatar #482 - joyfullreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

I found a webcomic you might like.

It's short but very funny and a little insightful into what japanese culture is really like to a western outsider. (or gaijin as I've just learned)
User avatar #488 to #482 - cadaverbox (04/21/2013) [-]
I've actually read this one before.
It's pretty good.
User avatar #489 to #488 - joyfullreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
darn

in other news my desktop background slideshow has now broken 2.5k thanks in part to biffl
User avatar #470 - danrmanalt (03/03/2013) [-]
Unblock me :c
User avatar #471 to #470 - cadaverbox (03/03/2013) [-]
No. You deserved your block.
User avatar #472 to #471 - danrmanalt (03/03/2013) [-]
That's mean...
It's been over a week ;-;
User avatar #473 to #472 - cadaverbox (03/03/2013) [-]
The block is permanent because I actually don't like you.
User avatar #474 to #473 - danrmanalt (03/03/2013) [-]
Well **** .
I'm not even gonna try then, if you're gonna be a cunt that's that.
User avatar #475 to #474 - cadaverbox (03/03/2013) [-]
Good.
#465 - holeymoley (02/13/2013) [-]
hey caaaaaaaaaaaaad
User avatar #466 to #465 - cadaverbox (02/14/2013) [-]
wat u want buttholey
User avatar #467 to #466 - holeymoley (02/14/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #468 to #467 - cadaverbox (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm actually feeling awesome.
User avatar #469 to #468 - holeymoley (02/16/2013) [-]
Good to hear :D
#460 - joyfullreaper (02/03/2013) [-]
You've got some pretty sweet content. I used to have a little content but then I got permabanned and then unpermabanned. The process reset my entire account except for my thumbs.   
   
It's a bit of a long story and I don't particularly want to tell it.
You've got some pretty sweet content. I used to have a little content but then I got permabanned and then unpermabanned. The process reset my entire account except for my thumbs.

It's a bit of a long story and I don't particularly want to tell it.
#461 to #460 - cadaverbox (02/03/2013) [-]
Hehe, never been permabanned. Never banned either.   
   
Also, you should know that I've watched the first season of MLP:FiM and read up to Act 4 of Homestuck, and recognize that they have some charms, the latter more so, but I lost interest in both of them. MLP sort of suck now that I think about it though.   
   
I HATE the fanbases for those shows/comics, though. Hate 'em. However, I hate them for the reasons that you don't exhibit, so I sort of respect you for not being an autistic fanfaggot who blathers nonstop about X or Y to everyone. Good job.
Hehe, never been permabanned. Never banned either.

Also, you should know that I've watched the first season of MLP:FiM and read up to Act 4 of Homestuck, and recognize that they have some charms, the latter more so, but I lost interest in both of them. MLP sort of suck now that I think about it though.

I HATE the fanbases for those shows/comics, though. Hate 'em. However, I hate them for the reasons that you don't exhibit, so I sort of respect you for not being an autistic fanfaggot who blathers nonstop about X or Y to everyone. Good job.
#462 to #461 - joyfullreaper (02/03/2013) [-]
I tried to read homestuck 4 times before I got interested in it. The plot really takes off after act 4 and once I was there I started enjoying it.   
This is all I will say of homestuck unless pressed for information.   
   
I agree with you on MLP sort of sucking now. After it lost the thrill of watching a "children's show" it got boring.   
   
The only reason I still even go onto the board is because it's a little less acidic then you're usual random board. And kinda charming in it's chaotic insanity of rolls and 						*********					.   
   
I usually stick to friendly which has semi-suicidal depressed "Friendly" people as it's primary feature along with the usual private board rules. The only pony content is the occasional mascot and people talking about how they're too lazy to watch the new episodes.
I tried to read homestuck 4 times before I got interested in it. The plot really takes off after act 4 and once I was there I started enjoying it.
This is all I will say of homestuck unless pressed for information.


I agree with you on MLP sort of sucking now. After it lost the thrill of watching a "children's show" it got boring.

The only reason I still even go onto the board is because it's a little less acidic then you're usual random board. And kinda charming in it's chaotic insanity of rolls and ********* .

I usually stick to friendly which has semi-suicidal depressed "Friendly" people as it's primary feature along with the usual private board rules. The only pony content is the occasional mascot and people talking about how they're too lazy to watch the new episodes.
User avatar #463 to #462 - cadaverbox (02/03/2013) [-]
I stick of my Slice of Life Thread and that's about it.
User avatar #483 to #463 - joyfullreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
You know that I've run into a true fundamentalist style* homestuck fan at school? It's some middleschooler/highschooler/idfk. I already hate him for making the rest of us look bad.**


*fundamentalist: someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject.

**and I do mean bad; the kid's rabid about it; everytime I hear him talking it's about homestuck. He also thinks Hussie (the author) is the alpha and omega of web content
User avatar #484 to #483 - cadaverbox (04/21/2013) [-]
Y'know Adam Reed used to be like that.
After he graduated, we used to talk every night on Skype for hours, and that's literally the only thing he would talk about.
He kept trying to make me read it, and when I appeased him and said I didn't like it very much, he insisted on making me enjoy it.

LUCKILY, he was reasonable enough to quit asking and we went on to different subjects but he still brings it and its ******* fanfiction up every now and then.

Also, what's the kid's name?
User avatar #485 to #484 - joyfullreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't know but I think he's the other kid that dressed like Dr. Who for the halloween costume contest.

Details:
wears glasses
11th doctor style tweed jacket (usually)
shortish in a not-short-but-kinda-undersized way
still taller than most of his class
I think he's in quatro's class


really? Adam Reed? I know he was obsessed with C&C games; he lectured me for an hour during CxC practice one day

User avatar #486 to #485 - cadaverbox (04/21/2013) [-]
ooohhhh THAT kid
the kid who's a total ******* faggot and brings him macbook he only uses for minecraft and "memes" everywhere
**** him
**** HIM
User avatar #487 to #486 - joyfullreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
I hate him too
He's annoying
Has a macbook
but most of all: he makes Homestuck fans look like total faggots
#451 - aerosol (01/16/2013) [-]
Dude, that link you posted...
Dude, that link you posted...
#441 - Womens Study Major (12/19/2012) [-]
You'll never be cool and handsome like that bobjml guy, never EVER.
User avatar #442 to #441 - cadaverbox (12/19/2012) [-]
You're mean.
#439 - kjpuffin (12/15/2012) [-]
I don't know you, but I just wanted to congratulate you on making the front page today with your OC. Not only was it funny, but it was well illustrated, and you have all my respect for that.    
   
You're the hero funnyjunk needs.    
Keep it up.
I don't know you, but I just wanted to congratulate you on making the front page today with your OC. Not only was it funny, but it was well illustrated, and you have all my respect for that.

You're the hero funnyjunk needs.
Keep it up.
User avatar #440 to #439 - cadaverbox (12/15/2012) [-]
Man, you have no idea how good that makes me feel. Seriously, thank you.
I was actually drawing another comic when I saw your comment.

You're pretty damn cool.
#429 - barkhorn ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I saw this and i thought you might want it.
I saw this and i thought you might want it.
User avatar #430 to #429 - cadaverbox (11/28/2012) [-]
I do loves me some Nichigifs.
#431 to #430 - barkhorn ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I wasn't sure if you had it or not heh
I wasn't sure if you had it or not heh
#432 to #431 - cadaverbox (11/28/2012) [-]
I did, but thanks anyways.
#433 to #432 - barkhorn ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Not a problem bud, but i'll still keep a look out for them
Not a problem bud, but i'll still keep a look out for them
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User avatar #418 to #417 - cadaverbox (11/23/2012) [-]
Who's phanny?
User avatar #428 to #418 - phanact (11/24/2012) [-]
Me.

Sorry. I was on my alt checking notifications.

Lon.ger likes to start trouble with me and then he whines to people when he gets thumbed down for attention whoring on the brony board
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User avatar #420 to #419 - cadaverbox (11/23/2012) [-]
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS
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User avatar #422 to #421 - cadaverbox (11/23/2012) [-]
If you're not going to explain what you're talking about, don't waste my time.
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User avatar #424 to #423 - cadaverbox (11/23/2012) [-]
1v1 me fag no items fox only final destination
#425 to #424 - longer has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #426 to #425 - cadaverbox (11/23/2012) [-]
I said no items fox only final destination so clearly I'm talking about Smash Bros. ******* casual.
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