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cadaverbox

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/26/2011
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#340 - It's a gentleman's responsibility to never hit a woman.  [+] (18 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Equality -16
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#396 - zorororonoa (05/18/2013) [-]
Fuck being a gentleman if i have to abide by those rules then. GTFO, Sanji.
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#401 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
did you seriously think you could be a gentleman without abiding by the rules of being a gentleman? fool.
#385 - klavikothethird (05/18/2013) [-]
White knight detected.
#351 - abominationz (05/18/2013) [-]
It is also a gentleman's responsibility to grant a woman's wishes, right? If the girl wants to act like a man, then treat her like a man.
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#352 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
It's not a gentleman's responsibility to grant any woman's wishes.
#356 - abominationz (05/18/2013) [-]
I am not saying that because it is my point of view. I am saying this because I assumed you think that women are higher above men, and thought that you think men should kiss up to women.
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#359 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
Absolutely not.
Clearly men are better.
But to abuse such superiority would be an awful misuse of power.
Ergo, it's our duty to treat women with the utmost respect.
And if that means taking a few irrational slaps to the face, with don't really hurt by the way, then so be it.
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#377 - noobletxii (05/18/2013) [-]
In your logic women can treat guys like trash while we have to respect them.
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#394 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
How much harm can a woman even do
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#439 - ajperry (05/18/2013) [-]
"How much harm can a woman do"

They can do exactly the same amount of harm as a man.

"I'm sorry your honour, but I didn't kill my husband, the knife accidently fell into his chest"

"My finger slipped on the trigger"

All accidents of course.

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#403 - noobletxii (05/18/2013) [-]
Now you are calling woman weak. When you said treat them with respect
#357 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
nonono, he believes that men are higher than women, and so it is their duty to protect the weaker sex.
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#343 - hystericalparoxysm (05/18/2013) [-]
Act like a bitch you gon' get smacked like a bitch.
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#341 - doctordalek (05/18/2013) [-]
Then it should be a lady's responsibility to never hit a man?
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#342 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
A lady can hit a man if she's being mistreated.
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#344 - doctordalek (05/18/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious, I won't bother continuing.
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#346 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? You clearly don't understand what acting like a gentleman is.
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#347 - ZenMacros (05/18/2013) [-]
A true gentleman would refrain from hitting anyone. There's literally no reason to emphasize not hitting a woman over anyone else.
#60 - yeah but anyone who joins from may 1 til july 1 is a summerfag  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on suiker's profile 0
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#61 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I'd be a summerfag. Though I joined the website in november 2011
#58 - your account was made 4 days ago ergo you are now a summerfag  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2013 on suiker's profile 0
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#59 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
nigger summer starts on june 21st
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#60 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah but anyone who joins from may 1 til july 1 is a summerfag
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#61 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I'd be a summerfag. Though I joined the website in november 2011
#56 - You made an account in the summer  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2013 on suiker's profile 0
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#57 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
no I didn't
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#58 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
your account was made 4 days ago
ergo
you are now a summerfag
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#59 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
nigger summer starts on june 21st
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#60 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah but anyone who joins from may 1 til july 1 is a summerfag
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#61 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I'd be a summerfag. Though I joined the website in november 2011
#54 - Yes you are  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2013 on suiker's profile 0
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#55 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
why?
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#56 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
You made an account in the summer
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#57 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
no I didn't
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#58 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
your account was made 4 days ago
ergo
you are now a summerfag
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#59 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
nigger summer starts on june 21st
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#60 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah but anyone who joins from may 1 til july 1 is a summerfag
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#61 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I'd be a summerfag. Though I joined the website in november 2011
#52 - But it's in that timeframe that summerfags appear.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2013 on suiker's profile 0
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#53 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I am not a summerfag
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#54 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes you are
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#55 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
why?
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#56 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
You made an account in the summer
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#57 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
no I didn't
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#58 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
your account was made 4 days ago
ergo
you are now a summerfag
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#59 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
nigger summer starts on june 21st
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#60 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah but anyone who joins from may 1 til july 1 is a summerfag
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#61 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I'd be a summerfag. Though I joined the website in november 2011
#48 - that's the most ****** up heart I've ever seen  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on suiker's profile 0
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#49 - holeymoley (05/17/2013) [-]
yeah..
#47 - so technically you're a summerfag now  [+] (11 new replies) 05/17/2013 on suiker's profile 0
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#51 - suiker (05/17/2013) [-]
It's not even summer
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#52 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
But it's in that timeframe that summerfags appear.
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#53 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I am not a summerfag
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#54 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes you are
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#55 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
why?
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#56 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
You made an account in the summer
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#57 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
no I didn't
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#58 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
your account was made 4 days ago
ergo
you are now a summerfag
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#59 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
nigger summer starts on june 21st
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#60 - cadaverbox (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah but anyone who joins from may 1 til july 1 is a summerfag
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#61 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
Then I'd be a summerfag. Though I joined the website in november 2011
#58754 - Nah, man. Milky Holmes takes cuteness and rapes the goddamn **…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
#58756 - thatnigger (05/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
What you trying to say, I'm not insane!
#58751 - We should watch Lupin III. 05/17/2013 on Slice of Life thread 3 0