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cadaverbox

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Date Signed Up:5/26/2011
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Location:USA
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#73104 - I know, it's a bug, and I'm tryna fix it. Light the c…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
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#73106 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
whyd you make it do that
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#73108 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
To make it more interesting than just unlocking the door.
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#73109 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
but who would think oh let me just melt this cheese and use it to open a door
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#73110 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
I know, which is why I"m rewriting it.
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#73111 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
how far can i go btw
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#73124 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
The entire Inn is written, and so is the Duke's villa and Martha's house.

Everywhere else is unfinished.
#896838 - Thanks man that actually means a lot. 04/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#896836 - The solution to leave the first room is to open the box on the… 04/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#73087 - Coolio julio, thanks a lot man. 04/20/2014 on Slice of Life thread 3 +1
#73084 - Yo man long time no SoL. It's true my first release was pretty…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Slice of Life thread 3 +1
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#73086 - Xaftz (04/20/2014) [-]
And yeah it's been a while. I've been busy so all I do here is like ISML and wallpaper threads.
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#73085 - Xaftz (04/20/2014) [-]
Sweet. I'll have to look at it when I get home. (I am home but going across the street for a while).
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#73087 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
Coolio julio, thanks a lot man.
#73082 - Hey, SoL. I've been making a game for a while now. I…  [+] (21 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Slice of Life thread 3 +1
#73130 - suikerpapa (04/21/2014) [-]
BULLSHIT THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT I REFUSE TO PLAY ANY FURTHER
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#73131 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
hehehehehe
maybe i'll make a lick command
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#73133 - suikerpapa (04/22/2014) [-]
it's already a command, evidently
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#73137 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
Well, it's a command, but it won't generate a response for anything in the game aside from, "You can't lick it."
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#73138 - suikerpapa (04/22/2014) [-]
Then make it so it always says "you licked x"
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#73139 - cadaverbox (04/22/2014) [-]
Not good enough. I need to make a separate return script for every object in the game. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
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#73140 - suikerpapa (04/22/2014) [-]
YES
LICK THE ROCK AND THE CHEESE AND THE KEYS AND THE SWORD AND THE SOBER MAN'S PENIS I MEAN UUHHH
#73102 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
the fuck do i do
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#73104 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
I know, it's a bug, and I'm tryna fix it.

Light the candle with the fire crystals, grab the cheese from the wardrobe, use the cheese on the candle to melt it, use the cheese on the door.
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#73106 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
whyd you make it do that
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#73108 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
To make it more interesting than just unlocking the door.
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#73109 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
but who would think oh let me just melt this cheese and use it to open a door
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#73110 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
I know, which is why I"m rewriting it.
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#73111 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
how far can i go btw
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#73124 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
The entire Inn is written, and so is the Duke's villa and Martha's house.

Everywhere else is unfinished.
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#73101 - nyuORlucy (04/20/2014) [-]
i cant even get out of my bedroom
#73083 - Xaftz (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh I remember you posting this before (when you first started of and it was much shorter).
I remember being disappointed when there was no more content.
Time for awesome.
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#73084 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
Yo man long time no SoL. It's true my first release was pretty short. This one has a lot more stuff in it, and even has the makings of an actual main questline.
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#73086 - Xaftz (04/20/2014) [-]
And yeah it's been a while. I've been busy so all I do here is like ISML and wallpaper threads.
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#73085 - Xaftz (04/20/2014) [-]
Sweet. I'll have to look at it when I get home. (I am home but going across the street for a while).
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#73087 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
Coolio julio, thanks a lot man.
#896676 - Is anyone potentially interested in playing my unfinished text…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#896813 - ilikethisusername (04/20/2014) [-]
how much unfinished is it? i mean im in my room and i can't find the damn key.....is there even a key?
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#896836 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
The solution to leave the first room is to open the box on the end table, pick up the fire crystals and use those to light the candle. After that, you'll be able to see the full contents of the wardrobe, in which you'll find a bowl of cheese. You melt the bowl of cheese using the candle and use that on the door. The cheese acts as a lubricant so you can open the door which is wedged shut. I know this puzzle isn't the most obvious, so I'm debating whether I should remake it. But remember, just in general, try everything.
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#896794 - teoanon (04/20/2014) [-]
not a big fan of text based rpg's but i like your writing style and humor, and the poking fun at the player was well placed
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#896838 - cadaverbox (04/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man that actually means a lot.
#72888 - me neither which is why im asking around 04/02/2014 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
#72886 - is captain earth going to be any good? Mil…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Slice of Life thread 3 0
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#72887 - MillionsKnives (04/02/2014) [-]
Unfortunately I have no idea. I haven't been following airing anime for the past couple seasons.
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#72888 - cadaverbox (04/02/2014) [-]
me neither which is why im asking around
#72878 - I finally got my friends to sit down and start watching Jojo's… 03/31/2014 on Slice of Life thread 3 0