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Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
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#48 - Comment deleted 02/15/2014 on I'm done. +1
#6 - Picture 02/13/2014 on I miss you 0
#2 - It's still neat! 02/13/2014 on AoT Fact Compilation #1... +1
#2 - Or you can go and take that courier and take it behind a bush … 02/13/2014 on Exhaust~ +4
#114 - Comment deleted 02/12/2014 on AoT Fact Compilation... +1
#212 - Again, that's his life choice. If the said person or person's … 02/12/2014 on Asshole = Get Bitches +1
#210 - No. But really, you shouldn't be bagging on a person for their…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Asshole = Get Bitches +1
User avatar #211 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
just providing a counterargument. you seem to know your shit. also if anything the dude(?) in the pic is the one bagging on people for their life choices for no particular reason whatsoever
User avatar #212 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Again, that's his life choice. If the said person or person's caught him doing this then they are entitled to defend themselves. But only with words, in my opinion. You can't really beat the living snot out of someone for saying something unless it belittles/slanders them. Then you're free to defend yourself in anyway that won't kill him.
#208 - When you level our your needs for the body, the body will auto…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Asshole = Get Bitches +1
User avatar #209 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
still not as fat as the dude(?) in the pic tho
User avatar #210 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
No. But really, you shouldn't be bagging on a person for their life choices. At least they're not you, right?
User avatar #211 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
just providing a counterargument. you seem to know your shit. also if anything the dude(?) in the pic is the one bagging on people for their life choices for no particular reason whatsoever
User avatar #212 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Again, that's his life choice. If the said person or person's caught him doing this then they are entitled to defend themselves. But only with words, in my opinion. You can't really beat the living snot out of someone for saying something unless it belittles/slanders them. Then you're free to defend yourself in anyway that won't kill him.
#47 - MFW I see your gif. 02/12/2014 on Follow your dreams! +4
#88 - Or. You can get healthy and still be fat. No that is…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Asshole = Get Bitches +7
User avatar #145 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
not that fat tho
#208 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
When you level our your needs for the body, the body will automatically cut back on the fat. Fat is just the bodies secondary storage of sugars. So by cutting back and maintaining a healthy level of everything you end up leveling out your body. Your body ultimately brings you to your bodies healthy size. Mine just happened to end at 270.
User avatar #209 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
still not as fat as the dude(?) in the pic tho
User avatar #210 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
No. But really, you shouldn't be bagging on a person for their life choices. At least they're not you, right?
User avatar #211 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
just providing a counterargument. you seem to know your shit. also if anything the dude(?) in the pic is the one bagging on people for their life choices for no particular reason whatsoever
User avatar #212 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Again, that's his life choice. If the said person or person's caught him doing this then they are entitled to defend themselves. But only with words, in my opinion. You can't really beat the living snot out of someone for saying something unless it belittles/slanders them. Then you're free to defend yourself in anyway that won't kill him.
#93 - aetri (02/12/2014) [-]
What did you call him!?
YOU are a moron!
(inb4 ^ joke)
#411 - Picture 02/12/2014 on Felt this more than I'd... +2
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Valentines +2
#17 - alphavsomega Comment deleted by cactusupthebutt
#24 - Aren't you supposed to be gone? Or are you too much of a PUSS …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Octopusses? Octopussies?... +50
User avatar #70 - nervaaurelius (02/11/2014) [-]
who is this guy?
#76 - headlessmamii (02/11/2014) [-]
Here you go
#74 - devout feminist (02/11/2014) [-]
There was a post yesterday, which was a screencap of bumsnach's comment, where he said that if they could get it to frontpage, he would demod himself and delete his account.
Admin demodded him, but he didn't delete his account, so he's now trying to troll, just to have something to do.
#29 - Picture 02/10/2014 on Check out this periodic table 0
#167 - God dammit If I were wackin' it I would've ripped it off. 02/10/2014 on Funnyjunk Service Announcement +3
#2 - I'm sitting here and imagining this conversation in like a car…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Wonder Woman +36
#18 - dudewitharake (02/09/2014) [-]
I can relate to this
#3 - yologdog (02/09/2014) [-]
Thank god I'm not the only one...
User avatar #34 - vatra (02/09/2014) [-]
He looks like a middle aged Italian man with that stubble.
#11 - I don't know why. But that made me breathe harder and get a bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on cutlery +4
#22 - felixjarl (02/08/2014) [-]
#246 - Being the friend of an overweight National Guardsman, I can sa… 02/07/2014 on Don't be... (Military... 0
#22 - Picture 02/07/2014 on Not Even Once +1
#72 - Because Germans are sick people. jk i'm German 02/07/2014 on Global Sneezes +1
#58 - Here have this 02/05/2014 on heisenberg +1
#57 - God dammit! I can't breathe 02/04/2014 on heisenberg 0
#135 - I love this. History is my favorite subject 02/04/2014 on History Porn (Comp. 4) +4
#127 - MFW California no longer has a winter.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Irish engineering +8
User avatar #136 - jalthelas (02/05/2014) [-]
It's barely snowed during the winters months up here in Nor Cal!

Last year, it fucking dumped snow in May.

Like, what the fuck,.I didn't want to see snow in June!
#17 - MFW I realize he's old and had finished his last movie 02/04/2014 on You are what you create 0
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#6 - MatthewsGauss (01/09/2014) [-]
I killed your kid
#2 - distawiggles (09/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - deadrifler (12/11/2012) [-]
Dear lord that username...
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