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Date Signed Up:12/05/2011
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#17 - Alright. Story time! Exactly 2 months ago today I wen…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/08/2014 on MFW Fat shaming September +119
#94 - killermoosed (09/08/2014) [-]
Good work man. I'm happy for you
#90 - cactusupthebutt (09/08/2014) [-]
I never expected this kind of support everyone, thanks!

Today I'm looking for a better job so I stop leeching off my dad and hopefully I can get one at the Costco lifting boxes or whatever they want me to do. Everyone keep going with your aspirations and hopefully you can find your change

GIF very relevant
#88 - soullessminion (09/08/2014) [-]
your story has gave me some faith in humanity

PIC relevant
#73 - comandante (09/08/2014) [-]
Today i missed the gym due to only sleeping five hours, im more afraid of losing motivation, its only my second week, im pudgy and just trying to get muscle and look nicer when i see myself in the mirror. Thank you for sharing, tomorrow I will tear up the weights in your honor
User avatar #66 - kanatana (09/08/2014) [-]
Keep it up, bro. I was at about 240 a few years ago, but now I'm hovering around 190ish, depending on my Taco Bell craving. It's hard, but damn, son, you can do it.
User avatar #53 - lanfearandthecup (09/08/2014) [-]
this nigga got resolve

i wish i had resolve
#50 - nemecyst (09/08/2014) [-]
AoTA is always relevant.

Also good on you man.
#43 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
keep up the good work
#42 - Tyranitar (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm not being sarcastic, that is legitimately a cool story, bro.
#38 - yodawgiheard (09/08/2014) [-]
Good for you. At the end of Freshman year of college, I was 240. I'm 5'10", and that weight made me officially obese, which was basically my wakeup call. I got my weight down to 200 pretty easily. Maybe 4 months, only thing I changed was I ate less sweets and didn't have 3 huge meals a day, only one. By the start of Junior year I was about 175, and I've hovered around that weight ever since (just started Senior year). I've had to do more than just change my diet a little bit though. I exercise, and I haven't fluctuated more than 5 lbs for probably 6 months now. This is the plateau, the part where to get thinner I'll need to really work at it, and the good news is that with my current semi-healthy lifestyle, I don't think I'll get fat again. But that's not what I want. I got too complacent, and stuck in my ways. So while I didn't slip back, I stopped moving forward.

Moral of the story is: don't get complacent. Tweak your diet bit by bit as you get healthier. I imagine you'll hit the plateau much later, and when you do hit it, if you're already in the habit of pushing yourself, you won't waste time going nowhere like I did.

You fucking got this.
#37 - pebar (09/08/2014) [-]
#35 - phantomcancer (09/08/2014) [-]
Keep at it, you glorious motherfucker.
User avatar #32 - trollchildxy (09/08/2014) [-]
Most nutritionists i've talked to have said "The more fat you have the easier it is to lose weight. The more weight you lose though, you will eventually hit a plateau. The trick is to be patient, and maintain your exercise at that plateau and your fat will eventually be replaced with muscle."

Congratulations on losing your weight friend, I wish the best physical health on you in the future.
#30 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
thanks man.
#65 - I can enjoy C&H on FJ without having to fear! Tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Cyanide and Happiness 0
#67 - Marker (09/08/2014) [-]
#49 - I'm still stuck with the rule that you can't post C&H desp…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Cyanide and Happiness 0
#65 - cactusupthebutt (09/08/2014) [-]
I can enjoy C&H on FJ without having to fear!

Thank you random citizen!
#67 - Marker (09/08/2014) [-]
#34 - No one can help you OP...  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Cyanide and Happiness -4
User avatar #40 - priestoftheoldones (09/08/2014) [-]
Except the fact that he posted sauce.
#49 - cactusupthebutt (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm still stuck with the rule that you can't post C&H despite sauce or not. I don't know if that was an Oatmeal only thing, but it's just a precaution
#65 - cactusupthebutt (09/08/2014) [-]
I can enjoy C&H on FJ without having to fear!

Thank you random citizen!
#67 - Marker (09/08/2014) [-]
#38 - "Oo! A can!" Gets me everytime 09/07/2014 on Why not Zoidberg? +1
#8 - I knew there was something about you. Good luck out there Broseph  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on cactusupthebutt's profile 0
User avatar #9 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Thanks. Oh, add my other profile, zahidlol. And if you see my posts anymore gust thumb me down. Thanks!
#21 - Your reputation speaks otherwise. You should just take the hin… 09/06/2014 on Chica Little +7
#19 - Your edginess is overwhelming  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Chica Little +5
User avatar #20 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
At least I'm not retarded
User avatar #70 - trolololing (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you're gonna get -400 really quickly, well done, I support you with red thumbs whenever I can
#50 - youngsandwich (09/06/2014) [-]
#21 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your reputation speaks otherwise. You should just take the hint from your username and leave us in peace. Maybe you'll find solace on the mantlepiece where you belong you premature piece of slut juice
#17 - You're just the afterbirth that slithered out on your mother's…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Chica Little +5
#18 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Just kil ur self already
#19 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your edginess is overwhelming
User avatar #20 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
At least I'm not retarded
User avatar #70 - trolololing (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you're gonna get -400 really quickly, well done, I support you with red thumbs whenever I can
#50 - youngsandwich (09/06/2014) [-]
#21 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your reputation speaks otherwise. You should just take the hint from your username and leave us in peace. Maybe you'll find solace on the mantlepiece where you belong you premature piece of slut juice
#15 - To you, maybe. Cause you're so simple minded  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Chica Little +5
User avatar #16 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm just thinking that you're dumb
#17 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
You're just the afterbirth that slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece.
#18 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Just kil ur self already
#19 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your edginess is overwhelming
User avatar #20 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
At least I'm not retarded
User avatar #70 - trolololing (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you're gonna get -400 really quickly, well done, I support you with red thumbs whenever I can
#50 - youngsandwich (09/06/2014) [-]
#21 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your reputation speaks otherwise. You should just take the hint from your username and leave us in peace. Maybe you'll find solace on the mantlepiece where you belong you premature piece of slut juice
#13 - Try harder  [+] (10 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Chica Little +10
User avatar #14 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
U make no sense
#15 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
To you, maybe. Cause you're so simple minded
User avatar #16 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm just thinking that you're dumb
#17 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
You're just the afterbirth that slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece.
#18 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Just kil ur self already
#19 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your edginess is overwhelming
User avatar #20 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
At least I'm not retarded
User avatar #70 - trolololing (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you're gonna get -400 really quickly, well done, I support you with red thumbs whenever I can
#50 - youngsandwich (09/06/2014) [-]
#21 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your reputation speaks otherwise. You should just take the hint from your username and leave us in peace. Maybe you'll find solace on the mantlepiece where you belong you premature piece of slut juice
#11 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Chica Little +8
User avatar #12 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
No, your a fag
#13 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Try harder
User avatar #14 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
U make no sense
#15 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
To you, maybe. Cause you're so simple minded
User avatar #16 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm just thinking that you're dumb
#17 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
You're just the afterbirth that slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece.
#18 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Just kil ur self already
#19 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your edginess is overwhelming
User avatar #20 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
At least I'm not retarded
User avatar #70 - trolololing (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you're gonna get -400 really quickly, well done, I support you with red thumbs whenever I can
#50 - youngsandwich (09/06/2014) [-]
#21 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your reputation speaks otherwise. You should just take the hint from your username and leave us in peace. Maybe you'll find solace on the mantlepiece where you belong you premature piece of slut juice
#6 - That's painful... 09/06/2014 on Back to the way things were... +13
#9 - Why don't you go die in a hole somewhere? Your edgin…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Chica Little +42
#46 - fatspartan (09/06/2014) [-]
Just ignore him, he'll get bored and move on
User avatar #24 - shreddednation (09/06/2014) [-]
Guy's a troll. Just keep him at 0.
User avatar #22 - PVTDickStryker (09/06/2014) [-]
He's edgy for not liking a cutesy spin on homocidal animatronic suits possessed by mutilated childrens' corpses?
User avatar #83 - captainfrenzyfries (12/14/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
User avatar #10 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
You're not wanted here.
#11 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
No, your a fag
#13 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Try harder
User avatar #14 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
U make no sense
#15 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
To you, maybe. Cause you're so simple minded
User avatar #16 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm just thinking that you're dumb
#17 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
You're just the afterbirth that slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece.
#18 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Just kil ur self already
#19 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your edginess is overwhelming
User avatar #20 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
At least I'm not retarded
User avatar #70 - trolololing (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you're gonna get -400 really quickly, well done, I support you with red thumbs whenever I can
#50 - youngsandwich (09/06/2014) [-]
#21 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
Your reputation speaks otherwise. You should just take the hint from your username and leave us in peace. Maybe you'll find solace on the mantlepiece where you belong you premature piece of slut juice
#136 - Picture 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +29
#68 - He's come so far... 09/04/2014 on my favorite part +1
#26 - NOT AGAIN! GET RID OF IT! BURN IT! IT WAS N… 09/04/2014 on the state of music +21
#19 - OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 09/02/2014 on Children < fecal matter +11
#30 - Turn and hit the bitch so hard he swallows the damn thing 09/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#15 - But...that information...just disappearing? I don't know if I … 09/02/2014 on well +5
#25 - No lie, I think Rowan would've done good as Voldemort. Sure, w…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Harry Potter And The Goblet... +3
User avatar #67 - sursum (09/02/2014) [-]
I think that wouldn't really have worked, after playing such an iconic role you tend to immediately think of bean when you see him, that for me would have probably ruined watching the movie with him as Voldemort. It's a similar thing with the guy that played Kramer of Seinfeld.
User avatar #32 - sexyhimself (09/02/2014) [-]
Rowan did good when he played The Doctor so I totally agree, bruh.
#40 - thelastelephant (09/02/2014) [-]
Atkinson as the Doctor...wait, what?
User avatar #41 - sexyhimself (09/02/2014) [-]
it was a parody thingy but they stayed kinda sorta true to the show kinda..... sorta.
User avatar #42 - thelastelephant (09/02/2014) [-]
I did wonder. Thank you.
#112 - Better looking than you 09/02/2014 on Ocean of sounds +30
#113 - The thing is, they're showing different sides of the same lake…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Compilation of California... 0
User avatar #117 - holycrapimacupcake (09/02/2014) [-]
I stood on top of an old church...it's underwater...why are we still sending water down south if I can walk o the rooftops of a sunken town?
#145 - My mom's grandmother had Alzheimers and her mother didn't. She… 09/01/2014 on Remember the name +5
#62 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Doug Dimmadome +1
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User avatar #7 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Ok man, I gotta say, it's been hilarious talking with you. Just letting you know I'm just doing this to get thumbs so calm down. I'm sorry if I made you angry. I just use this account to **** with people. Btw you seem like a pretty cool guy
#8 to #7 - cactusupthebutt (09/06/2014) [-]
I knew there was something about you. Good luck out there Broseph
User avatar #9 to #8 - suicidedyke (09/06/2014) [-]
Thanks. Oh, add my other profile, zahidlol. And if you see my posts anymore gust thumb me down. Thanks!
#6 - MatthewsGauss (01/09/2014) [-]
I killed your kid
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Dear lord that username...
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