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cactusphalus

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:8/01/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5588
Comment Ranking:#7006
Highest Content Rank:#1423
Highest Comment Rank:#1308
Content Thumbs: 4375 total,  4748 ,  373
Comment Thumbs: 6603 total,  7198 ,  595
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:219036
Times Content Favorited:420 times
Total Comments Made:1958
FJ Points:9123

latest user's comments

#53 - Russia looks like it has a turban 01/24/2015 on Some plushie Countryballs I... 0
#54 - isn't the last one King's Road? 01/24/2015 on Stay a While and Relax 0
#29 - why is your name pink?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Slight FJ changes 0
User avatar #72 - didimighty (01/22/2015) [-]
Because I am an user registered in under 30 days
Mods get orange names
Older users get blue names, the older the bluer
User avatar #69 - cloudpawtwo (01/22/2015) [-]
it's cause he's a newfriend fag

new accounts get pink
#63 - wonderglue (01/22/2015) [-]
the nigga is a little piglet who joined within the past 31 days.
#72 - do you have any idea what kind of hair we're talking about?! … 01/20/2015 on Nerdy facts... +6
#194 - I'm a 23 nearly kissless only twice virgin 01/20/2015 on Special day for me 0
#93 - that anime grew darker and darker... 01/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#158 - the internet corrupts 01/18/2015 on Furries +1
#58 - this is getting weird... do go on 01/18/2015 on Furries +5
#12 - So that's why I never got my letter from Hogwarts  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Republic of Cuba +16
User avatar #27 - Churchandtex (01/15/2015) [-]
Dark wizards and shit? Fuck that, Imma smoke some kush, nig.
User avatar #19 - darthchriak (01/15/2015) [-]
duuuude me toooo
#61 - OC? tha **** ? 01/15/2015 on Future YOU 0
#47 - last christmas sales all the games on my wishlist were on sale… 01/14/2015 on The natural progression 0
#45 - I did exactly that today 01/14/2015 on He's a badass +1
#50 - I laughed but it hurt a little,jpeg 01/14/2015 on i really like this animu +2
#78 - I find them more comfortable than closed shoes... I also walk … 01/13/2015 on Flip flops 0
#43 - 2nd cousin is too close? Well, call me Redneck Targaryen 'caus…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Family stats 0
User avatar #49 - MrsMcDowell (01/13/2015) [-]
My husband's sister married hers.

As long as it's not a blood relation, but be prepared for ridicule.

We only make fun of her because they met at a FAMILY event. What a story to tell their potato grandchildren, amirite?
User avatar #61 - whiterabit (01/14/2015) [-]
Not as bad as an old friend of mine marrying her brother. He was adopted, but when she was four and he was five, so they grew up together. Blood relation or no, that makes it odd
User avatar #145 - MrsMcDowell (01/14/2015) [-]
Ew...
User avatar #147 - whiterabit (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, perfectly legal and no biological issues, but still...
#7 - that used to be my avatar on Orkut... needless to say I was banned 01/13/2015 on Auto Correct 0
#60 - I wear flip flops everywhere... so far this year I wore shoes …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Flip flops +1
User avatar #92 - wimwam (01/14/2015) [-]
Same here. My feet sweat like crazy unless I'm barefoot or wearing flip flops
#70 - newpulse (01/13/2015) [-]
How can you
User avatar #78 - cactusphalus (01/13/2015) [-]
I find them more comfortable than closed shoes... I also walk barefoot a lot, like in morning runs
#67 - whiterabit (01/13/2015) [-]
#61 - I used to eat paper... entire notebooks 01/13/2015 on Why would you eat one in... 0
#55 - That's one hell of a black name 01/12/2015 on Give This Man A Pulitzer 0
#86 - What is a king to a god? What is a god to... God himself?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on I never knew I wanted to... +1
User avatar #88 - shiifter (01/12/2015) [-]
Some random dipshit probably
#85 - she made one move and it was the wrong one... I fear for her a… 01/12/2015 on Illegal Move +7
#413 - wow OP, so edgy 01/12/2015 on Fuck them. +11
#57 - and when the story really sucks I still maintain eye contact b… 01/12/2015 on I'm that guy! 0
#2098 - well... 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#118 - painting portraits with period blood: I'm okay with that … 01/09/2015 on Cringe compilation 0

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User avatar #1 - djurei (06/27/2015) [-]
you stole my DP D:!

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