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cactusphalus

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Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
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#55 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Twitter BTFO +2
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#70 - jewbob (07/23/2016) [-]
Constitutionalist?
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#58 - imagnetsux (07/22/2016) [-]
well i think that a libertarian is someone who doesnt identify with either major political party
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#69 - jewbob (07/23/2016) [-]
No, it's a distinct ideology that focuses around deregulating the economy and decreasing government influence as far as safety permits. It would be a person like Ron Paul or Milton Friedman.
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#62 - abesimpson (07/23/2016) [-]
Libertarian as opposed to totalitarian. Conservatism as opposed to Liberalism.

You can be a conservative totalitarian (example: fascists) that advocates traditionalism but with governmental intervention and control. A conservative libertarian advocates traditional right wing values with detachment from governmental control.

A liberal totalitarian (communism) or liberal libertarian (democratic socialism).
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#64 - abesimpson (07/23/2016) [-]
*an example of conservative libertarian would be a Republican.

Totalitarians don't exist in the US because it's not democratical.
#38 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle… 06/27/2016 on Attack of the Clones 0
#235 - should I buy pounds though?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Referendum Twits Pt 1 0
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#300 - jewbob (06/25/2016) [-]
I believe investing directly into currency is illegal in most places since it rapes economies to death with a broken shovel.
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#403 - advice (06/26/2016) [-]
If you do LARGE orders at once it's illegal, that's what George Soros did to the UK a while back and seriously fucked them in the butt.
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#258 - crimsonsunshine (06/25/2016) [-]
you could stand to lose a few pounds.
#246 - anon (06/25/2016) [-]
its not likely to be a short term investment if you do, but if you're looking for a long term gamble go ahead
#182 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle… 06/19/2016 on Kim needs a new weapon! 0
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#67 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle… 06/07/2016 on My Pet Succubus +1
#34 - totally 06/07/2016 on Riding Shotgun +23
#61 - **cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"** **cactusphalus rolle… 06/07/2016 on Fuck BLM [OC edit] +3
#188 - I was begining to think I was the only one who liked that show 06/07/2016 on like, zoinks! +2