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cactaur

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
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Content Ranking:#4162
Comment Ranking:#491
Highest Content Rank:#594
Highest Comment Rank:#64
Content Thumbs: 5433 total,  6238 ,  805
Comment Thumbs: 64480 total,  68133 ,  3653
Content Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
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Level 340 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:56
Content Views:396321
Times Content Favorited:1037 times
Total Comments Made:29251
FJ Points:44269
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I literally pay artists to make pornographic images of half goat chicks (aka. satyrs) getting fucked by cocks two to three times their size. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.

I have a Tumblr account now: http://movin-targ3t.tumblr.com/

Also I'm starting to invest some funds into making porn of Leah from Diablo 3 so expect more of her floating around the internet.

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latest user's comments

#53276 - cause I say so don't question me  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Cancer 0
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#53317 - tindarin (21 hours ago) [-]
rude :c
#53261 - so gay  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on Cancer 0
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#53263 - tindarin (21 hours ago) [-]
how
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#53276 - cactaur (21 hours ago) [-]
cause I say so

don't question me
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#53317 - tindarin (21 hours ago) [-]
rude :c
#53257 - gay  [+] (5 new replies) 21 hours ago on Cancer +1
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#53259 - tindarin (21 hours ago) [-]
ummm
no??
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#53261 - cactaur (21 hours ago) [-]
so gay
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#53263 - tindarin (21 hours ago) [-]
how
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#53276 - cactaur (21 hours ago) [-]
cause I say so

don't question me
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#53317 - tindarin (21 hours ago) [-]
rude :c
#63 - Someone else actually gets it. Though, I felt the gameplay was…  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on The saddest used video game... +2
#92 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
One thing about the gameplay is that it feels way better if you use the manual battle instead of auto. People criticize the game because it's just attack attack attack or fire fire fire ignoring the actual buff/debuff/defense mechanics and being ignorant that the other games are literally like that
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#79 - remilia (19 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxMcuzOgVrU

Fuck your next 8 1/2 hours of life.
#64 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (21 hours ago) [-]
I beg to disagree, paradigms in my opinion made the game much more fluid and introduced the need to use actual tactics to survive, while also requiring the player to pay attention on how the battle progresses, while making it more action centered.

I really think that this was the only combat system to beat the FFX-2's one.
#50789 - yet here you are **** talking  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Cancer +1
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#50823 - reginleif (07/25/2016) [-]
I have an innate cuck sense. :/
#50781 - I think you're looking too hard into the whole birthday thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Cancer +1
#50787 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
Nuhh, i just hate pity, and that tends to be when i see the most of it
#50719 - they could pity me till their hearts gave out. so long as they…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Cancer +1
#50726 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
I hate pity, its an insult, and i only enjoyed it once, and it was for saying on last softer goodbye, i dont want pity i dont want sympathy, i want them to understand where i come from, and to have them fill my wallet with cash wouldnt be so bad either
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#50781 - cactaur (07/25/2016) [-]
I think you're looking too hard into the whole birthday thing.
#50787 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
Nuhh, i just hate pity, and that tends to be when i see the most of it
#50678 - could be better but I could be a lot worse. Just celebrated my…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Cancer +1
#50694 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
Oh i see, im kinda the same, beeing on a list makes me happy tho, even if it is an ill wish list.

I never liked birthdays, they never seem right, just any old day to me, just now people wanna do stuff out of pity
#50719 - cactaur (07/25/2016) [-]
they could pity me till their hearts gave out. so long as they gave me cold hard cash, I don't care.
#50726 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
I hate pity, its an insult, and i only enjoyed it once, and it was for saying on last softer goodbye, i dont want pity i dont want sympathy, i want them to understand where i come from, and to have them fill my wallet with cash wouldnt be so bad either
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#50781 - cactaur (07/25/2016) [-]
I think you're looking too hard into the whole birthday thing.
#50787 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
Nuhh, i just hate pity, and that tends to be when i see the most of it
#50658 - I know that's you reginleif, you dweeb.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Cancer +2
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#50747 - reginleif (07/25/2016) [-]
You cuck.
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#50789 - cactaur (07/25/2016) [-]
yet here you are shit talking
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#50823 - reginleif (07/25/2016) [-]
I have an innate cuck sense. :/
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#50744 - reginleif (07/25/2016) [-]
:/ wrong. I'm at my dad's birthday.
#50669 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
Hi slutgoat, i figured that there would be another one, but i dunno, if you think so.

Hows you?
#50678 - cactaur (07/25/2016) [-]
could be better but I could be a lot worse. Just celebrated my mothers birthday.
#50694 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
Oh i see, im kinda the same, beeing on a list makes me happy tho, even if it is an ill wish list.

I never liked birthdays, they never seem right, just any old day to me, just now people wanna do stuff out of pity
#50719 - cactaur (07/25/2016) [-]
they could pity me till their hearts gave out. so long as they gave me cold hard cash, I don't care.
#50726 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
I hate pity, its an insult, and i only enjoyed it once, and it was for saying on last softer goodbye, i dont want pity i dont want sympathy, i want them to understand where i come from, and to have them fill my wallet with cash wouldnt be so bad either
User avatar
#50781 - cactaur (07/25/2016) [-]
I think you're looking too hard into the whole birthday thing.
#50787 - silverzepher (07/25/2016) [-]
Nuhh, i just hate pity, and that tends to be when i see the most of it
#50649 - lol what?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Cancer 0
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#50684 - polarpulse (07/25/2016) [-]
>>#50682,
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#50689 - caet (07/25/2016) [-]
ty
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#50667 - linxus (07/25/2016) [-]
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#50657 - caet (07/25/2016) [-]
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