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cactaur

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Becoming broke just so you can get a job. Sumptin ain't adding up here.comment
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Gender: male
Steam Profile: eztarg3t
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: LoL, WoW, and other things
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:8/04/2015
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latest user's comments

#10801002 - holy **** , I shoulda looked into Amazon a LOOOONG time …  [+] (6 new replies) 7 minutes ago on Autism Board 0
#10801005 - taoka (6 minutes ago) [-]
#10801012 - anon (2 minutes ago) [-]
>Tarnishing Amazon's image with your filthy weeaboo degeneracy
End yourself.

/anime/
User avatar #10801010 - hardstylehobo (2 minutes ago) [-]
brb getting job at Amazon
#10801011 - taoka (2 minutes ago) [-]
#10801013 - hardstylehobo (2 minutes ago) [-]
#10801016 - taoka (1 minute ago) [-]
#3 - **cactaur used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **cactaur rolls 57** 38 minutes ago on much wow 0
#2 - No ******* way, I thought I would never get to see a an… 47 minutes ago on Halo Wars 2 +1
#10800837 - buy kid* now-no wait. Nevermind. 1 hour ago on Autism Board +2
#4 - Oh, this joke NEVER gets old. 1 hour ago on Mami 0
#1 - I'm seeing a bit of The Rock from the chick on the right. … 1 hour ago on UFC vs. KFC +1
#2 - Yeah, if there was ever an escort mission to be implemented in… 2 hours ago on RE4 0
#10800569 - dat's what I thought. 4 hours ago on Autism Board +3
#10800564 - u wanna go, kid?  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Autism Board +3
User avatar #10800566 - kilroydotexe (4 hours ago) [-]
**kilroydotexe used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**kilroydotexe rolls Don't count on it**
User avatar #10800569 - cactaur (4 hours ago) [-]
dat's what I thought.
#10800561 - bored  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Autism Board +3
User avatar #10800562 - kilroydotexe (4 hours ago) [-]
banana
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User avatar #10800564 - cactaur (4 hours ago) [-]
u wanna go, kid?
User avatar #10800566 - kilroydotexe (4 hours ago) [-]
**kilroydotexe used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**kilroydotexe rolls Don't count on it**
User avatar #10800569 - cactaur (4 hours ago) [-]
dat's what I thought.

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#761 - neppy (06/08/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by cactaur
this is my cactaur   
I love and protect my cactaur   
with me, my cactaur is nothing   
without my cactaur, I am nothing   
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
this is my cactaur
I love and protect my cactaur
with me, my cactaur is nothing
without my cactaur, I am nothing
I swear to diligently love my cactaur
#557 - cactaur ONLINE (03/28/2015) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
User avatar #887 - satrenkotheone (08/02/2015) [-]
You won't get rid of me tho.
User avatar #885 - countmorgan (08/02/2015) [-]
Howdy .3.
Wanted to know your thoughts on league,
you still playing? If so who do you enjoy playing? and possibly your rank?
User avatar #886 to #885 - cactaur ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
Not for awhile. Stopped late last year because I wanted to focus on the new WoW expansion. Probably going to pick it back up again.
User avatar #882 - nought (07/31/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #883 to #882 - cactaur ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
ayy go **** yourself
User avatar #884 to #883 - nought (07/31/2015) [-]
#rood
User avatar #879 - deliciousdee ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Your **** stuff is fantastic. Keep up the good work.
User avatar #875 - mrpeep (07/24/2015) [-]
>STILL no cuck on my friend list. :'^(

Anyway- it turns out that my father is sending money my way, so I'm looking to buy new 3DS games. After working out how much I want to spend on eShop exclusives - indies, VC, Senran Kagura - I am left with $40. I want to get the most bang for my buck, and the 3DS boasts four sim games that have piqued my interest: Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Fantasy Life, Rune Factory 4, and Story of Seasons. All three give me well over a hundred hours of playtime.

Do you have experience with any of the titles listed? If so, which would you recommend I purchase?
User avatar #877 to #875 - cactaur ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Well, animal Crossing: New leaf was the only one I played for a good month. Fantasy Life and Rune Factory 4 didn't really click for me. Don't know anything about Story of Seasons.
User avatar #878 to #877 - mrpeep (07/25/2015) [-]
Thanks for the help, m8. I'mma most likely go with AC.
User avatar #876 to #875 - mrpeep (07/24/2015) [-]
Also you're free to recommend any games similar to the ones I listed. DS library included.
#859 - falanvaul (07/23/2015) [-]
Hello dood.
User avatar #861 to #860 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
How ya doing?
User avatar #862 to #861 - cactaur ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
well, just got a full-time position at a school cafeteria. Not what I expected to see myself in but I need the money and I can't look past the health benefits. So I got that going for me, you?
User avatar #863 to #862 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
I'm heading up to my college tomorrow to sign up for my classes for Radiography. So I will be hella busy soon.

Also, I'm curious. Futa just isn't your thing right? Is that why you set out for the whole "No horse dong Soraka" Thing?
#864 to #863 - cactaur ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Good luck with that.

For the most part, yeah. There just isn't enough good quality porn of Soraka without a 2 foot long horse schlong attached to her.
#865 to #864 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
I will admit, I'm a bit sick of seeing just Soraka horse dong pictures. I love futa all in all, but every now and then I like normal stuff.
User avatar #866 to #865 - cactaur ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
I hope to at least give the non-futa goat fans something to fap to.

User avatar #867 to #866 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
How much have you sunk into this?
User avatar #868 to #867 - cactaur ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
**** , like, at least $400. I've been a little careless and somewhat a knee-jerk buyer.

That first picture with Alistar cost me $175. Promised myself I wouldn't do that again. The last few pictures have been under $100 each with the last costing $80.

I got plans for another commission with DevilHS involving a Soraka pin-up in a french maids outfit but I need to pay for college so it probably won't come out until either fall or winter.
User avatar #869 to #868 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
Jesus dude. Still, getting Sparrow for your first commish is amazing.
User avatar #870 to #869 - cactaur ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Actually I just did the numbers and it was roughly $370. But, yeah, that is still a lot of money.


And I also agree, I do like Sparrows art. I might hire him again but I will make real sure not to spend that much like last time.
User avatar #871 to #870 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
You and I both know you're probably going to anyway. I should probably try an get a commish from someone. I wouldn't mind seeing Better soraka futa stuff, cause there is so much bad it's not even funny, but I wouldn't mind seeing variations.
#872 to #871 - cactaur ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
guh futa


just make sure you look though A LOT of artists artwork and look at their commission pricing. There are some good artist out there that price very reasonably.

**** , one reason I hate AKA6 so much is because he makes such good art for such a low price but flat out refuses to do non-futa raka. His last piece was for $30.
#873 to #872 - falanvaul (07/24/2015) [-]
Wait are you serious? He flat out refused to do it?

Hey man, to each there own right? I'm not gonna do what you do and like, completely FLOOD more Futa Raka, I just want one good picture out there. Don't get me wrong, there are some good ones. Still, To please you, if I do eventually do it, I'd make sure there was a non-futa version done for you as well.
User avatar #874 to #873 - cactaur ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Yep, his reasoning was "it's the principle of the matter." I have A suspicion that it's in lesser part with people editing his Soraka pictures to remove the futa bit. So he want's to take a jab at fans of that stuff. Don't know if it's entirely true from what I got from him but he's free to not do a certain thing. Just as I am free not to support him or his work.

As for the favor, don't do things to appease others when you make commissions alright? My first commission was all for me and it ended up with a lot of other people liking it. My later commission though didn't get that good of a reception because they are pretty tame in comparison. I wanted to make a few things so that other people who didn't like the more extreme stuff could also enjoy soraka.

So take it from me, just do things that YOU would like. If other people like it, awesome. If not, wasn't for them in the first place. So when you make that commission, put my needs in the back seat. If the angle is convenient and you don't mind throwing an extra $5 bucks at it then go ahead. Just make sure having a non-futa variation is end of the priority and not the top if it even makes it.


holy **** , this came out long.
User avatar #852 - mrpeep (07/22/2015) [-]
5215-2904-2417.
User avatar #853 to #852 - cactaur ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
?
User avatar #854 to #853 - mrpeep (07/22/2015) [-]
Friend code. Pls add.
User avatar #855 to #854 - cactaur ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
steam?
User avatar #856 to #855 - mrpeep (07/22/2015) [-]
3DS.
User avatar #857 to #856 - cactaur ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #843 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
So without looking at the porn. For now
Does the spacegoat have a cock?
#844 to #843 - cactaur ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
she does not have a cock.

But people love to slap one on her because banana pun.
User avatar #845 to #844 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Where does the hole banana pun even come from? I only played her 2-3 times in the game
#846 to #845 - cactaur ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
The joke she says is "Yes, that was a banana. *giggles* No one expects the banana."
There's also another joke she says. "yes, that is a horn. No, I'm not happy to see you."
I feel like that also helps solidify the joke.

From those few things the damnable futanari community slapped a horsecock on her **************** . It got so bad I ended up throwing money at it just so I can actually fap to some decent, good quality of Soraka without her having some 2 foot long horse cock. Think i've already dumped $300 into this. Plan to dump more.
User avatar #847 to #846 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Well i think if it was only the first one. it wouldn't have been so bad. the second one is the one i am so impressed by that they made that joke. I mean. the internet is here for a reason. It is like splatoon you know porn will be made from it.


Well i am not a person to judge about what he/she spends her money on. I myself have wasted it on video games. have 210 games and that is just on steam. haven't played 50% of them.

Being fair if there was any girl in the LoL world that would/could need a cock then it would be her.

Do you play her a lot in LoL?
User avatar #848 to #847 - cactaur ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
"Being fair if there was any girl in the LoL world that would/could need a cock then it would be her. "

Degenerate.


I played her nonstop before putting the game to the side when I started to play Warlords of Draenor last year during the winter. Thinking about coming back now that Blizzard have completely destroyed any hopes of seeing a fully fleshed out Draenor.
User avatar #849 to #848 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Alright sorry, didn't mean it like that. I am a bit used to her having it so in my mind it would make sense for her to have it.


Back to the goat and give them some banana's

Was she the only one you used?
User avatar #850 to #849 - cactaur ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
"Alright sorry, didn't mean it like that. I am a bit used to her having it so in my mind it would make sense for her to have it."

Damn Futanari Draenei all over again. Guess it can't be helped.


I played a variety of champions but Soraka, Karma, and Leona were the ones I played the most.
Kinda hoping Riot makes a female Ionian tank so i can have some sort of Ionia trifecta going on here.
User avatar #851 to #850 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
But now i know. for next time.


Well i doubt they will make 1 again if they already have 1. But they might. I most of the time play morgana.
User avatar #841 - ayumu ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
You should like
Stop commissioning porn

I think you have an addiction
#842 to #841 - cactaur ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
but I've only done 3. Well, 4 now. I'm probably going to post it today if I don't hear anything from the story writer tonight.
#840 - notred (07/12/2015) [-]
Use this to wash away the lewd stains in your socks.
#838 - murphyslawtesties (07/05/2015) [-]
Supplying dope dick
#839 to #838 - cactaur ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
well, alright then.
User avatar #828 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
one of these days it will happen
and when it does i am writing a damn eulogy of how hard i rode that healers ass
User avatar #811 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
how are your fridays?
User avatar #829 to #811 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
i do his ass on fridays, he's lying
User avatar #830 to #829 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
it's too late. I own his butt on fridays now.

I have a contract in writing
User avatar #831 to #830 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
ill swaddle that cute little printing paper you paid extra for and make paper mache out of cactuars ass
User avatar #832 to #831 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
multiple copies, bitch
User avatar #833 to #832 - nelliel (06/19/2015) [-]
good, i wanted to practice my cock origami
i want to see how fast i can make swans inside cocktaurs soft mouth
User avatar #834 to #833 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
jesus christ man
User avatar #835 to #834 - nelliel (06/20/2015) [-]
i am a ******* artist
i won't stop til i die in a gutter like poe
User avatar #812 to #811 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I usually don't do anything on Fridays.
User avatar #813 to #812 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
at nine PM my time. it's 8:35 pm right now
User avatar #814 to #813 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Hey, same time zone.
User avatar #815 to #814 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
my pathfinder group needs a healer
User avatar #816 to #815 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm game.
User avatar #817 to #816 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
gibbe de skype b0ss
User avatar #818 to #817 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
At work right now
User avatar #819 to #818 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
aight. let me know when you're free
User avatar #820 to #819 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Still new to skype. What information do I need to give?
User avatar #821 to #820 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
your sign in name so I can add you
User avatar #822 to #821 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
movin_targ3t
User avatar #823 to #822 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
sent
User avatar #824 to #823 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Not receiving anything. Send me yours?
User avatar #825 to #824 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
order of lycaon. _ in the spaces, no period
User avatar #826 to #825 - cactaur ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
At college right now, should be back around 10 or so then we can finish my character sheet.
User avatar #827 to #826 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
alrighty
#806 - raeptiemx (06/18/2015) [-]
you didn't come by my place....I'm very dissapoint
#807 to #806 - cactaur ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
I'm not the one that was supposed to be ridden anyways.
User avatar #808 to #807 - raeptiemx (06/18/2015) [-]
soo..no sex
friendzoned again
User avatar #804 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
goatpussy
User avatar #803 - nelliel (06/16/2015) [-]
i need your nudes
User avatar #787 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
Heya. Long time no speak, yo.

Soraka has a big horse dong. :U
User avatar #789 to #788 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
Love you too~!

But how goes it?

I got a new PC so no pictures for me to use.
User avatar #790 to #789 - cactaur ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
alright, i suppose. Got a new commission from artist but I don't want to show it yet because I also want to do a follow up for it as well.
User avatar #791 to #790 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
Oh yeah? Is it porn or sfw?
User avatar #792 to #791 - cactaur ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
porn, most definitely porn.

Actually, the artist already published the first image. www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/aljbLny/Lol/

It's the first soraka picture. There is also a cum version but I'll save that once the follow up is made.
User avatar #793 to #792 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
Damn dude, you really like Soraka.

I need to get someone to do my own little **** for my stream stuff but its so hard to find someone who's art I like that doesn't only do porn.
User avatar #796 to #793 - cactaur ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
**** forgot to add that Yeah, I do like Soraka quite a bit. I also know there are people out there that like her without a raging horse cock so I kinda do this for them as well as for myself.
User avatar #797 to #796 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
I like her both ways, perks of being the way I am.

It doesn't HAVE to be a horse cock.. :c
#799 to #797 - cactaur ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I honestly can't stand it. I've tried to fap to it but I want Soraka to be the ultimate form of a submissive, closet slut, bondage loving, satyr **** goat, cum hungry, jizz dumpster and her having a giant horse cock kinda takes that away a bit.
User avatar #805 to #799 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
this
User avatar #800 to #799 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
I can understand that entirely. You have a very deep fantasy it seems, I don't think I've even gone that deep with something.
#801 to #800 - cactaur ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
It's just something about her innocent that I want to completely corrupt her into some closet slut.

I do have this little shipping in my head between her and Karma. Karma is the dominant who loves sexually torturing Soraka to no end and Soraka loves every second of it ever since she discovered the carnal pleasure of the mortal flesh. But after all the bondage gear is put away and their fantasies are satisfied they would snuggle in bed. It's kinda like 50 Shades of gray but an actual relationship built on similar interests instead of rape with some rich dude.
User avatar #802 to #801 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
Also understandable.

50 Shades of Gray pissed me off to no end. I've never read the book but someone explained it pretty much how you said it. It's annoying.
User avatar #794 to #793 - cactaur ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]


I also have another commission in the works but the artist seems to have gone AFK. At least I got a pretty good sketch and I didn't pay for it. Still waiting for him to pop back up and see if he's made any progress. This happened before, he told me he lives in Ukraine and they've had the occasional practice emergency shutdowns.
User avatar #795 to #794 - falanvaul (06/12/2015) [-]
Understandable. How much do you normally pay for these?
User avatar #798 to #795 - cactaur ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
It really varies between artists. The first one I ever commissioned costed me $175. The one I posted only costed me $37 and the follow up is going to cost $60 (X-rays and panels). I also got a sexy pin-up for Soraka which costed $25 with an additional $10 for the SFW version. Finally my other commission I was talking about is going to cost $80.


The best thing you should do is constantly search for artists and prices. I've also noticed that sometimes they like to update commission prices seasonally.

If you want to commission porn be careful about what you want. My first commission ended up costing quite a bit because it was $100 per character from the artist and i wasn't aware of that. Was able to knock down the price by cutting off some of the character to save money. Look though other pieces of porn to find something you like so you can help the artists with visual aids and try to be as descriptive as possible, the more the better.
User avatar #780 - professormeatwad (06/11/2015) [-]
Third ******* time you said you'd let me ride you but here I am, still haven't gotten a single ride
#781 to #780 - cactaur ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
I still believe your first time was false and I have given you a ride the previous time.
User avatar #783 to #781 - professormeatwad (06/11/2015) [-]
And pull your horn thing
#784 to #783 - cactaur ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Can't blame you, who wouldn't want to ride soraka?
#786 to #785 - cactaur ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Its the exact amount of lewd.
User avatar #782 to #781 - professormeatwad (06/11/2015) [-]
WELL I DON'T REMEMBER ALL I KNOW IS I WANNA RIDE YOU HARD
User avatar #763 to #762 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
interesting...thingy ya got there.
User avatar #764 to #763 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
it took me four hours.

when I generated the to-build guide, it had 87 steps
#765 to #764 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Ah, ok.
User avatar #766 to #765 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
are you not familiar with bionicle?
User avatar #767 to #766 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
yep
User avatar #768 to #767 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
... you whore
#769 to #768 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
so long as I'm a whore for satyrs IDGAF
#770 to #769 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
nah, minotaurs.
User avatar #772 to #771 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #773 to #772 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Hey, I've been thinking about those tabletop games you were talking about. I may want to give that a whirl again but I'm not entirely sure if I'm capable.
User avatar #774 to #773 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
I am thinking about setting up a fallout tabletop game in honor of fallout 4 being announced.
User avatar #775 to #774 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
fallout, eh? I might be up for that. It's been a long time since I last played, like 6 years I think.
User avatar #776 to #775 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
it's gonna be first come first serve
User avatar #777 to #776 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
first come, first serve eh? What's the starting date and what do I need?
User avatar #778 to #777 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
the thing is that I don't know. I only have an inkling of a story. might not even be a major story... hm...
User avatar #779 to #778 - cactaur ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Ah, alright. Hit me up when you got something together. Just hit me up a bit earlier, I may need a little hand to get some things together.
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