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cactaur

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: eztarg3t
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: LoL, WoW, and other things
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:5/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#944
Comment Ranking:#117
Highest Content Rank:#938
Highest Comment Rank:#64
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Comment Thumbs: 31851 total,  34331 ,  2480
Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 41.6% (416/1000)
Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:12
Content Views:135476
Times Content Favorited:275 times
Total Comments Made:15256
FJ Points:23370
Favorite Tags: BrendanielReads (7) | 4Chan (5) | tags (5) | soraka (3) | needs (2)

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latest user's comments

#10679009 - That's were poop comes from. So, yeah. 1 hour ago on Autism Board 0
#10679006 - That too tasted like **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Autism Board 0
#10679007 - murphyslawtesties (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet your ass tastes like shit
#10679009 - cactaur (1 hour ago) [-]
That's were poop comes from. So, yeah.
#10679001 - Made a lasagna skillet. Tasted like **** .  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Autism Board 0
#10679004 - murphyslawtesties (1 hour ago) [-]
#10679003 - invaderfromthesea (1 hour ago) [-]
I read it as "made a lasgun".
#10679006 - cactaur (1 hour ago) [-]
That too tasted like shit.
#10679007 - murphyslawtesties (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet your ass tastes like shit
#10679009 - cactaur (1 hour ago) [-]
That's were poop comes from. So, yeah.
#10678984 - Picture 2 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#10678943 - **cactaur rolled user kits ** 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10678940 - Picture 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10678939 - A likely story. 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10678928 - He killed Hitler.  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10678929 - murphyslawtesties (3 hours ago) [-]
No, systematic bullying killed hitler
User avatar #10678939 - cactaur (3 hours ago) [-]
A likely story.
#10678547 - The absolute vitriol that's gonna spill out will be glorious. 9 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#1 - Picture 9 hours ago on outstanding!! +2

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[ 710 comments ]
Latest users (1): cactaur, anonymous(2).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#557 - cactaur ONLINE (03/28/2015) [+] (13 replies)
stickied by cactaur
www.dropbox.com/sh/6avj9cvs3yjcpvf/AADM-xt6P6-v67AVw0kZNUC4a?dl=0
A nice large pile of spacegoat porn for your fapping needs.
User avatar #412 - neppy (02/02/2015) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by cactaur
this is my cactaur
there are many like it, but this one is mine
#716 - alfonshister (05/26/2015) [-]
Don't mind me, just defiling your profile
Don't mind me, just defiling your profile
#714 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
I came for the porn.
User avatar #715 to #714 - cactaur ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
>>595, >>557,
User avatar #712 - thisisbait (05/25/2015) [-]
post nudes
User avatar #713 to #712 - cactaur ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
No
#705 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll picture*"**
**rageblade rolled image**
what kinda girls is cactaur into
#706 to #705 - cactaur ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
>madoka Magica
>madoka Magica
#707 to #706 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Signs point to yes**
is cactaur a weeb
#708 to #707 - cactaur ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
I AM NOT A WEEB!!!!
I AM NOT A WEEB!!!!
#709 to #708 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
> anime profile header
> anime avatar
> most friends have anime avatars
> anime debates on your profile comments

you fuggin weeb
#711 to #710 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb
#699 - ayumu (05/23/2015) [-]
Soraka is the best anime
#700 to #699 - cactaur ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
little update on the commission. FInally settled on a sketch now and the artist is doing some polishing and detailing.
User avatar #694 - neppy (05/23/2015) [-]
are you my snuggle buddy
#695 to #694 - cactaur ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
of course
User avatar #696 to #695 - neppy (05/23/2015) [-]
I love you
#697 to #696 - cactaur ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I like you
#698 to #697 - neppy (05/23/2015) [-]
will you ever love me?
#701 to #698 - cactaur ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
umm
#702 to #701 - neppy (05/23/2015) [-]
is that a no
#703 to #702 - cactaur ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
UMMMMMM
#693 - kavrick ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
so much goat healing
User avatar #692 - neppy (05/19/2015) [-]
I like futa
#691 - mrpeep (05/19/2015) [-]
Hey, wanna be my waifu?
User avatar #682 - neppy (05/19/2015) [-]
can I touch your penis
#683 to #682 - cactaur ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
What?
No
#685 to #684 - cactaur ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Nooooo
Nooooo
#686 to #685 - neppy (05/19/2015) [-]
but i even said please
#687 to #686 - cactaur ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
You cannot touch. Have goatbutt instead.
#688 to #687 - neppy (05/19/2015) [-]
can I touch your goatbutt
#689 to #688 - cactaur ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Yes
#690 to #689 - neppy (05/19/2015) [-]
**neppy hugs your asscheeks**
**neppy hugs your asscheeks**
User avatar #671 - medewu ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
ohgod..
#672 to #671 - cactaur ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
cringeworthy, amiright?
cringeworthy, amiright?
User avatar #673 to #672 - medewu ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
Nah not really.
#674 to #673 - cactaur ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
thought for sure it would be slightly cringy
User avatar #675 to #674 - medewu ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
Not with some of the profiles I have seen and such. unless you want me to dig deeper.
#676 to #675 - cactaur ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
Besides the hugfest I have with neppy, not much else besides this.
#678 to #676 - neppy (05/16/2015) [-]
tfw am just cringu to u
#679 to #678 - cactaur ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
it doesn't mean I don't mind it or anything. Just saying that an onlooker would find it a little weird, is all.
#680 to #679 - neppy (05/16/2015) [-]
love you cactus
#681 to #680 - cactaur ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
and I like you bby
User avatar #677 to #676 - medewu ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
Ha gay!, also that's not soraka porn!
#664 - twenny (05/15/2015) [-]
I miss you bbz
User avatar #665 to #664 - cactaur ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Thought you died off or something. Good to see you are alive.
User avatar #666 to #665 - twenny (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm in trade school where theres no wifi. I have to use phone data. You're us, right? Got a phone?
User avatar #667 to #666 - cactaur ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah but it's for specific uses only. Can't use it for casual reasons, only emergencies.
User avatar #668 to #667 - twenny (05/15/2015) [-]
Shucks. Do you have a Skype? My ****** phone can't do any steam apps. Things have been good except I'm suffering internet withdrawal
#669 to #668 - cactaur ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Nah, I don't have skype and I honestly don't want to get it either. Kinda like to keep my internet life and real life separate as much as possible.

As for me, I have finally graduated with an A.A degree. Won't be using it for anything, though. Heading back to college to start working on what I really wanted to do. First aiming for a certificate in helpdesk/IT then start working on a computer programmer degree.
User avatar #670 to #669 - twenny (05/15/2015) [-]
By October ill be a licensed carpenter, then I do more training to become a solar panel technician. Life is going forward.
#659 - professormeatwad (05/11/2015) [-]
This is the second time you've rolled me recently
#660 to #659 - cactaur ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
This would be the first and you already took your turn early.
#655 - thycupcake (05/10/2015) [-]
I know you farm rep in WoW
So do you know how to get the Argent Dawn Commission?
I've been trying to get it so I can farm the Argent Dawn rep, and all the guys that are meant to give it just don't anymore
User avatar #656 to #655 - cactaur ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
I think you can do the argent tournaments for rep. At least I know you can get dailies there for commendations that you can trade in for rep.
User avatar #657 to #656 - thycupcake (05/10/2015) [-]
I think that's the Argent Crusade, and not the Argent Dawn, which is Plaguelands Stratholme ect
User avatar #658 to #657 - cactaur ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
www.wowhead.com/faction=529/argent-dawn#comments

The first comment should help.
User avatar #654 - alfonshister (05/10/2015) [-]
nine bananas

why am i not surprised?
#653 - nelliel (05/10/2015) [-]
im going to release so much pent up sexual energy when you roll me , just you wait
yeah ill ride you, yeah i will
#645 - alfonshister (05/08/2015) [-]
>2015
>playing soraka
#646 to #645 - cactaur ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
>2015
>Year of the Goat
>Not playing soraka
Talk about being culturally insensitive.
#647 to #646 - alfonshister (05/08/2015) [-]
okay that backfired.
did you notice that i drawed all those pics myself?
User avatar #649 to #647 - cactaur ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
No, I haven't. Keep up the good work.
#650 to #649 - alfonshister (05/08/2015) [-]
aw yiss

still waiting for you to start drawing though!
#651 to #650 - cactaur ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Unlikely
Unlikely
User avatar #652 to #651 - alfonshister (05/08/2015) [-]
give it a shot.

i mean, i don't draw professionally and i don't have awesome tools. I'm sure you can do something decent.

How about little black-white sketch on a piece of paper?
User avatar #648 to #647 - alfonshister (05/08/2015) [-]
MS Paint and Mouse OP
#637 - professormeatwad (05/07/2015) [-]
Yo I'm here for the free day long ride
#638 to #637 - cactaur ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Do you have the required roll? I can't just let random people ride my goat without getting rolled.
User avatar #639 to #638 - professormeatwad (05/08/2015) [-]
Yes I was rolled
Trust me I'm a professional
Now gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme
#640 to #639 - cactaur ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't know, where's the link?
User avatar #641 to #640 - professormeatwad (05/08/2015) [-]
HEY LISTEN BUSTA
I WAS ROLLED AND PROMISED A RIDE
I DON'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU
YOU DON'T CONTROL MY LIFE
I PLEAD THE FIFTH UNTIL I GET A LAWYER PRESENT
#642 to #641 - cactaur ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, sir. But without proper verification, I just can't let you ride this goat.
User avatar #643 to #642 - professormeatwad (05/08/2015) [-]
*pounces on the goat*
I'M GOING TO GET MY RIDE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER
#644 to #643 - cactaur ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
You little **** , I'll have your head!
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