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cactaur

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YOUR WEEABOONISM IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!comment
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Gender: male
Steam Profile: eztarg3t
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: LoL, WoW, and other things
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:3/01/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3767
Comment Ranking:#75
Highest Content Rank:#3764
Highest Comment Rank:#64
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Level 40 Content: Sammich eater → Level 41 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:4
Content Views:48670
Times Content Favorited:61 times
Total Comments Made:10649
FJ Points:17147
Favorite Tags: BrendanielReads (7) | 4Chan (5) | tags (4) | soraka (2)

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latest user's comments

#7 - Devil cyborg the watcher of metropolis My name sounds… 4 hours ago on Your villain name 0
#10472044 - I already have at leat 2 people actively vying to destroy my b…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10472048 - thisisbait (13 hours ago) [-]
your asshole should be big enough for a third by now
and i don't plan to take no for an answer
cactaur, your ass will be mine weather i have to share or not
this is not a drill, this is not a request
you will be my bride
#10472031 - I'd wash your mouth out with soap, you little **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10472099 - thisisbait (12 hours ago) [-]
i bet you arranged your text color to match the color of your username
i bet you think that was clever don't you faggot?
User avatar #10472064 - thisisbait (13 hours ago) [-]
ill wash your mouth out with my dick
User avatar #10472039 - stevecartel (13 hours ago) [-]
No please, I promise to never do it again
#10472024 - E621 is weird, man. 13 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10472018 - Well now in confused.  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10472035 - thisisbait (13 hours ago) [-]
a tsar bomb is a russian nuke, probably one of the most powerful, hence me using it to describe my dick
and you deserve a meal as a reward for letting me thrash your ass as well as your lower abdomen, even though my dick is reward enough
#10472044 - cactaur (13 hours ago) [-]
I already have at leat 2 people actively vying to destroy my bum. I don't need a third.
User avatar #10472048 - thisisbait (13 hours ago) [-]
your asshole should be big enough for a third by now
and i don't plan to take no for an answer
cactaur, your ass will be mine weather i have to share or not
this is not a drill, this is not a request
you will be my bride
#10472007 - no 13 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10471990 - God damn, I spent all day leveling my blood elf warlock.  [+] (9 new replies) 13 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10472011 - thisisbait (13 hours ago) [-]
i read
"i spent all day leveling my blood elf warcock"
just that is enough of a sign for me to think your level of arousal is as aggressively high as mine
you should let me level your ass with my tsar dick
and maybe let me take you to breakfast afterwards if i can get you to unwrap your arms from my rockin bod
hope you succeed in lol or whatever the fuck that game is
-thisisbait
#10472018 - cactaur (13 hours ago) [-]
Well now in confused.
User avatar #10472035 - thisisbait (13 hours ago) [-]
a tsar bomb is a russian nuke, probably one of the most powerful, hence me using it to describe my dick
and you deserve a meal as a reward for letting me thrash your ass as well as your lower abdomen, even though my dick is reward enough
#10472044 - cactaur (13 hours ago) [-]
I already have at leat 2 people actively vying to destroy my bum. I don't need a third.
User avatar #10472048 - thisisbait (13 hours ago) [-]
your asshole should be big enough for a third by now
and i don't plan to take no for an answer
cactaur, your ass will be mine weather i have to share or not
this is not a drill, this is not a request
you will be my bride
User avatar #10472004 - tubcat (13 hours ago) [-]
Are you proud of yourself?
User avatar #10472007 - cactaur (13 hours ago) [-]
no
User avatar #10471997 - ayumu (13 hours ago) [-]
Nerd
User avatar #10471992 - mrpeep (13 hours ago) [-]
Nerd.
#11 - goats mentioned swells with potassium. 14 hours ago on Goat on top of a goat -1
#10 - "I'm evil and dark" "Humans are cute" …  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +59
User avatar #11 - mentlgen (16 hours ago) [-]
I know him in real life...



And yes, he does.
Fucking trenchcoats, bad metal music and fedoras EVERYWHERE.
User avatar #62 - zight (1 hour ago) [-]
dude, remember that serial killer post a few posts back? get away from this kid
#10470728 - Every silly weeaboo 18 hours ago on Autism Board 0

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User avatar #412 - neppy ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
stickied by cactaur
this is my cactaur
there are many like it, but this one is mine
User avatar #477 - neppy ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
/me licks u again
User avatar #478 to #477 - neppy ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
fuk
User avatar #479 to #478 - neppy ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
wrong syntax
User avatar #474 - neppy ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
ur still mine btw
<2
User avatar #471 - neppy ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
**neppy licks u**
User avatar #473 to #472 - neppy ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
you taste of yum
User avatar #462 - ninjaofthepi (02/25/2015) [-]
hey. me and virt where talking about you and we wanted to prank you. but hes lazy and i ******* dumb so.

boo
User avatar #463 to #462 - Virt (02/25/2015) [-]
yea that sounds just like you dumb <3
User avatar #464 to #463 - ninjaofthepi (02/25/2015) [-]
your suposed to scare him
you god dam nugget
User avatar #465 to #464 - Virt (02/25/2015) [-]
miss fortune, blitzcrank, thresh, morellonomicon
woooooo
User avatar #469 to #465 - cactaur (02/25/2015) [-]
Just add fizz and I'll die of fright.
User avatar #470 to #469 - Virt (02/25/2015) [-]
oh yea forgot him
ahri and leblanc arent fun either for her
User avatar #466 to #465 - ninjaofthepi (02/25/2015) [-]
how is this suposed to scare him just because you cant doge skill shots dosent mean he cant
User avatar #467 to #466 - Virt (02/25/2015) [-]
all these are a nightmare for soraka
User avatar #468 to #467 - ninjaofthepi (02/25/2015) [-]
ooooh I GOTCHA NOW WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
#457 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
which is the better spell to use when your playing the goat queen q or silence
User avatar #458 to #457 - cactaur (02/24/2015) [-]
I alternate between leveling Q and E.

But W is always primary.

Then again, I"m an absolute scrub so I suggest looking for looking it up from more experienced players.
#459 to #458 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
well i almost never play goat queen, but i do play adc alot and i get alot of them supporting me maxing silence first and never using q, and its always terrible
#460 to #459 - cactaur (02/24/2015) [-]
I can see why they would try that. Equinox is really powerful early on. It can surprise some enemies when the just lost a quarter of their with one attack. But neglecting Q is really dangerous for Soraka, it's pretty much her lifeline.

Usually one point in equinox is good enough for it's intended purpose, stopping ganks and dictating the fight. I've saved a number of people using equinox when the enemy decided to dive.

I feel like some people are using it for all the wrong reasons. It's used either as a defensive measure or a follow up to a stun. If you are using it as a means of offense or to hopefully root an enemy, you're using it wrong.

Then again, I am a scrub.
#461 to #460 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
as a frequent adc i really say you have it right, sorakas who focus on silence and only silence are hell to be in lane with they are a liablity becuase they cant heal without basicly killing themselves becuase they never use q and dont have much damage on it after the first couple of levels making my life as a adc 3 times harder
#455 - nelliel ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
can't get enough of that goat porn
User avatar #453 - vaulttec (02/22/2015) [-]
goat is my fetish
User avatar #450 - neppy ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
give me goat milk
User avatar #449 - ayumu (02/17/2015) [-]
I would
****
you softly
and
CARRY
you somewhere
if you happen
to be
SICK
#446 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
How about we build a full support team and just wreck havoc.
#447 to #446 - cactaur (02/14/2015) [-]
Have to take a raincheck on that. Just getting myself back into League and I'm utter **** . Bound to happen if you miss a few months.
#448 to #447 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
Whenever you're up to it.
#443 - havockwzy ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
from: havockwzy
to: cactaur
#445 to #444 - havockwzy ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
crossovers never hurt anyone
#440 - waffermelone (02/14/2015) [-]
i made something and had a good laugh making this
#441 to #440 - cactaur (02/14/2015) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #442 to #441 - waffermelone (02/14/2015) [-]
i kinda got bored today last time i got bored i made about 30 of these
User avatar #437 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
psst... any progress on commissions?
User avatar #438 to #437 - cactaur (02/14/2015) [-]
recieved a rough draft. Will get the completed line art my tuesday give or take. The color art is still to be date.
User avatar #436 to #435 - cactaur (02/12/2015) [-]
So cute
User avatar #433 - josa (02/11/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatwhore

Did you start a band?
User avatar #434 to #433 - cactaur (02/11/2015) [-]
Nope
#432 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Accept Silly Willy into your life
Accept Silly Willy into your life
User avatar #427 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Female Goats

With huge Meaty Erections
User avatar #429 to #428 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
F

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User avatar #419 - lazercaval (02/06/2015) [-]
I don't mean to offend, but why do you always post space goat when your name is of mighty jogging plant?
#420 to #419 - cactaur (02/06/2015) [-]
because I spelled it's name wrong. it's cactuar

and I also like goat lady.
User avatar #421 to #420 - lazercaval (02/06/2015) [-]
Everyone likes goat lady.
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