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Video Games Played: League of Legends
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:12/29/2014
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#10245368 - i can post on your profile without getting in trouble right?  [+] (1 new reply) 3 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10245373 - nelliel (2 minutes ago) [-]
gib
#10245356 - I have one picture  [+] (3 new replies) 4 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #10245360 - ayumu (3 minutes ago) [-]
lemme c
User avatar #10245368 - cactaur (3 minutes ago) [-]
i can post on your profile without getting in trouble right?
User avatar #10245373 - nelliel (2 minutes ago) [-]
gib
#10245268 - **cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"** **cactaur rolls Galio** 18 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10245263 - **cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"** **cactaur rolls Rumble**  [+] (1 new reply) 18 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10245268 - cactaur (18 minutes ago) [-]
**cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"**
**cactaur rolls Galio**
#10245258 - Picture 18 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10245255 - **cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"** **cactaur rolls Garen**  [+] (4 new replies) 18 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10245263 - cactaur (18 minutes ago) [-]
**cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"**
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#10245268 - cactaur (18 minutes ago) [-]
**cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"**
**cactaur rolls Galio**
User avatar #10245260 - kakariko (18 minutes ago) [-]
**kakariko used "*roll LOL*"**
**kakariko rolls Azir** goat
User avatar #10245262 - kakariko (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's BIRD
#10245252 - Soraka /thread  [+] (2 new replies) 19 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10245256 - ayumu (18 minutes ago) [-]
now i get y arabs like goats
#10245258 - cactaur (18 minutes ago) [-]
#10245249 - **cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"** **cactaur rolls Katarina**  [+] (7 new replies) 19 minutes ago on autism autism autism autism 0
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*roll1, LOL*
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#10245255 - cactaur (18 minutes ago) [-]
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**cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"**
**cactaur rolls Rumble**
#10245268 - cactaur (18 minutes ago) [-]
**cactaur used "*roll 1, LOL*"**
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**kakariko used "*roll LOL*"**
**kakariko rolls Azir** goat
User avatar #10245262 - kakariko (18 minutes ago) [-]
That's BIRD
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#25 - cactaur ONLINE (11/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by cactaur
#161 - neppy ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
always stalking
always stalking
#160 - neppy ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
my goal is to get you to say you love me back   
one day
my goal is to get you to say you love me back
one day
#154 - hentaiacc (22 hours ago) [-]
u want som lemins b0ss
u want som lemins b0ss
#155 to #154 - cactaur ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
n-no, I'm good.
User avatar #157 to #155 - hentaiacc (22 hours ago) [-]
but they grow on my nipples
sorry i didnt sleep for a full day almost full 2 days now
#156 to #155 - hentaiacc (22 hours ago) [-]
but they grow and my nipples and are very rare and delicious, dis might be your only chance to try it b0ss
but they grow and my nipples and are very rare and delicious, dis might be your only chance to try it b0ss
#159 to #158 - hentaiacc (22 hours ago) [-]
FEKIN TEK DEM ALREADY B0SS
User avatar #152 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
faggot
I love you
merry christmas
#153 to #152 - cactaur ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
u 2 comrade
User avatar #136 - thenobodyorigin (12/20/2014) [-]
banana girl = best LOL girl.
#137 to #136 - cactaur ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
damn straight
User avatar #138 to #137 - thenobodyorigin (12/20/2014) [-]
Sadly i suck with her. so when i play i like to play with sun girl.
#130 - scramf ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Soraka is best bananambulance
#131 to #130 - cactaur ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
dank
#132 to #131 - scramf ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
How does one even amass such a collection of HQ raka images anyways? I have only found the bad ones whenever I looked.
#133 to #132 - cactaur ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
an inhuman amount of dedication. Also asking people to make and edit them goes pretty well, as well.
#134 to #133 - scramf ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Well **** , good for you wo man, I don't think I'd have the balls to ask anyone for edits like that. Do you just collect Raka pics, or do you have some others you like? Also, that's from Tales of Valoran, right? Art style looks similar.
#135 to #134 - cactaur ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
yeah, got a handful from Lendo's art. Although, kind of hard to find some really good ones since he avoids her like the plague now. Also a few more lying around. Surprisingly, some people just asked me or just did it for me. Pretty ******* grateful, I was. Even done a few editing myself with the FJ editor.

I gather up anything I like but I do have a seperate folder for Soraka.
#125 - evilicious ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
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#127 to #126 - evilicious ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
That's so gay.
That's so gay.
#128 to #127 - cactaur ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
I prefer
flamboyant
#129 to #128 - evilicious ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Whatever floats your banana boat.
Whatever floats your banana boat.
#123 - nelliel ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
cocks from the vine, rise so slow
#124 to #123 - cactaur ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
saved
#122 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
-stalku-
-stalku-
#108 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
cactuuuuuuuuuu
cactuuuuuuuuuu
#109 to #108 - cactaur ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
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#110 to #109 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
i luv u cactu
i luv u cactu
#111 to #110 - cactaur ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
my stalker is getting really needy, I see.
my stalker is getting really needy, I see.
User avatar #113 to #111 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
-ded-
#114 to #113 - cactaur ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
oh...well, 						****
oh...well, ****
#115 to #114 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
why did you let me die cactu
why did you let me die cactu
#116 to #115 - cactaur ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm irresponsible, not even allowed to own pets!
User avatar #121 to #120 - cactaur ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
why didn't I have that one?
User avatar #139 to #121 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
hiii cactuuuuu
User avatar #140 to #139 - cactaur ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
did you get your other account banned?
User avatar #142 to #140 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
cactu pls love me
#143 to #142 - cactaur ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I haven't got that level of attention for awhile. something happened?
#144 to #143 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I didn't wanna annoy you
#145 to #144 - cactaur ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
That's hardly stalker material, don't you think?
#147 to #145 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
for real though
i did kinda feel I was annoying you a bit so I just stopped
meh
#148 to #147 - cactaur ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
It's funny, at one side I was relieved that you stopped pestering me but on the other I kinda missed it. so weird
#149 to #148 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I an stop if you want
#150 to #149 - cactaur ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
eh, don't worry about it. Pester me if you feel like it.
#151 to #150 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I really don't want to annoy or pester you though
I like you, you ******* faggot
#146 to #145 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
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#141 to #140 - neppy ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
nuh
nelly just made me make a nepeta account

also the answer to your question is
I'm just super gud at finding pictures
#117 to #116 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
pls save me
pls save me
#119 to #118 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
danke <3
danke <3
#112 to #111 - miscarriage (12/18/2014) [-]
indeed, I need constant attention  and affection or depression sets in
indeed, I need constant attention and affection or depression sets in
#106 to #105 - cactaur ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
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#107 to #106 - miscarriage (12/15/2014) [-]
you noticed me
you noticed me
User avatar #100 - bionicpanda ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
why do you use a mascot

also why make it something gay like soraka
#101 to #100 - cactaur ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
because I like her, goat lady is adorable as **** and I hope she's gay, I love shipping Soraka and Karma in my head.
User avatar #102 to #101 - miscarriage (12/14/2014) [-]
>not goat x crazy small boobs

im breaking up with you
#103 to #102 - cactaur ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
What, jinx and soraka shipping? Now that's just crazy.
#104 to #103 - miscarriage (12/14/2014) [-]
lets go on a ghey nepeta x goat lady date
User avatar #93 to #92 - cactaur ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
I can't even remember what your previous avi was.
User avatar #95 to #94 - cactaur ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
u sure? I thought there was another one inbetween?
User avatar #96 to #95 - miscarriage (12/12/2014) [-]
if you mean Midna or that one green haired animu lady, that was missy's old avi not mine
im twi u fegot
#97 to #96 - cactaur ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
I don't remember those either. Guess I just imagined it.
#98 to #97 - miscarriage (12/12/2014) [-]
oh ya
i had jinxy for a bit
andddd that one aryan oc
#99 to #98 - miscarriage (12/12/2014) [-]
hey this text goes great with her
User avatar #77 - murrlogic (12/08/2014) [-]
hides under bed
#78 to #77 - cactaur ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
heeeeey, what are you doing? That's Twi's spot!
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (12/08/2014) [-]
silent whimpering
#80 to #79 - cactaur ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
alright, you can stay there for the time being but make sure twi doesn't see you...
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (12/08/2014) [-]
starts to cry quietly
#82 to #81 - cactaur ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
awww, you need me to get you a blanket or something or warm milk?
User avatar #83 to #82 - murrlogic (12/08/2014) [-]
I want to die
#84 to #83 - cactaur ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
that sucks, bro. But I doubt I have anything under my bed that can kill you.
User avatar #85 to #84 - murrlogic (12/08/2014) [-]
Twi hates me. I bet you hate me too
#86 to #85 - cactaur ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
If I did, I probably would've kicked you out by now. Besides, I have to know you if I am suppose to hate ya.
User avatar #87 to #86 - murrlogic (12/08/2014) [-]
what do you want to know
#88 to #87 - cactaur ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Absolutely nothing.
#90 to #89 - cactaur ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
sorry bae, but I'm a hustler. I can only afford stalkers.
User avatar #69 - miscarriage (12/06/2014) [-]
cactu
User avatar #71 to #69 - cactaur ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
?
#72 to #71 - miscarriage (12/06/2014) [-]
i missed u
i missed u
#73 to #72 - cactaur ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
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#74 to #73 - miscarriage (12/06/2014) [-]
pls luf me
pls luf me
#75 to #74 - cactaur ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
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#66 - miscarriage (12/05/2014) [-]
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#67 to #66 - cactaur ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
turn that frown upside down, ya faggot!
turn that frown upside down, ya faggot!
#68 to #67 - miscarriage (12/05/2014) [-]
cacty
cacty
User avatar #63 - miscarriage (12/04/2014) [-]
love me
#64 to #63 - cactaur ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
3 hour late hug
3 hour late hug
#65 to #64 - miscarriage (12/04/2014) [-]
best kind of hug
best kind of hug
#53 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
It seems miscarriage loves you a lot.

Can't you love her back?

I change a lazy cat every time when a month passes.
#62 to #53 - miscarriage (12/03/2014) [-]
cactaur never loves me
cactaur never loves me
User avatar #59 to #56 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
>>#52
#61 to #60 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Ok

see ya

Imma go fishing.
The fishes in the bucket are fake.

I swear.
User avatar #58 to #56 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
You like him, but you don't love him.
User avatar #54 to #53 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
*him
#57 to #54 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Oh my god.

Imagine if it was a her...
User avatar #70 to #57 - miscarriage (12/06/2014) [-]
well, I have breasts
and smooth skin
and long hair
and a feminine body

and a dick
User avatar #52 - miscarriage (12/02/2014) [-]
FAGBUTT
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