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    4chan's Favorite Body Part 4chan's Favorite Body Part
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#105 - George Carlin thinks he only needs to wash his hands when he … 2 hours ago on unknowing beta 0
#126 - As a guy, I don't expect others to give me things. I expect to… 4 hours ago on feminism 0
#201 - You're so autistic, instead of getting the joke, you want to d… 19 hours ago on Neil 0
#123 - That's funny. Those were our cultural values before women's ri… 19 hours ago on feminism 0
#199 - Because I was able to respond in low profile one liners. You'r…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Neil 0
#200 - penileburglar (20 hours ago) [-]
Board? What board? Wasn't aware we were on a 'board.' Pretty sure this is a comments section on funnyjunk.

Just because your posts were short doesn't mean they were intelligent, funny, or meaningful. But I will, in fact, 'go away' since it's very clear that you're just too stubborn to admit that you either made a shitty joke or don't know how magnetism / gravity work. I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh or cry once you either obtain a sense of humor or finish eighth grade science.
#201 - cabbagemayhem (19 hours ago) [-]
You're so autistic, instead of getting the joke, you want to debate the validity of the vague hypothetical scenario. Then, say I don't have a sense of humor. You post Ed, Edd, and Eddy, and then try to make up fun of my maturity. You're a hypocrite, and a moron. I'm trying to figure out why you exist. Hopefully you're just a retarded teenager. Either way, do not speak to me.
#247067 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#247071 - aoeui (20 hours ago) [-]
ok m8
#196 - ******* genius. It was a joke, and your point is …  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on Neil 0
#198 - penileburglar (20 hours ago) [-]
...It was an awful joke. Long, wordy, and looked much more like a shitpost. In fact, it was pretty much just a shitpost.

And if you just intended it as a joke, why argue *TWO* times, and only *then* fall back on 'it was a joke' while vaguely stating that 'my point is debatable.' And then you follow that with 'But, you know, DON'T DEBATE IT WITH ME OR ANYTHING. I'm just saying your wrong, but don't you dare defend your point.' No, it's not debatable, you either made a shitty joke or know no shit about science. Or both.
#199 - cabbagemayhem (20 hours ago) [-]
Because I was able to respond in low profile one liners. You're just spamming the board with paragraphs trying to debate a meaningless point. Go away, freak.
#200 - penileburglar (20 hours ago) [-]
Board? What board? Wasn't aware we were on a 'board.' Pretty sure this is a comments section on funnyjunk.

Just because your posts were short doesn't mean they were intelligent, funny, or meaningful. But I will, in fact, 'go away' since it's very clear that you're just too stubborn to admit that you either made a shitty joke or don't know how magnetism / gravity work. I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh or cry once you either obtain a sense of humor or finish eighth grade science.
#201 - cabbagemayhem (19 hours ago) [-]
You're so autistic, instead of getting the joke, you want to debate the validity of the vague hypothetical scenario. Then, say I don't have a sense of humor. You post Ed, Edd, and Eddy, and then try to make up fun of my maturity. You're a hypocrite, and a moron. I'm trying to figure out why you exist. Hopefully you're just a retarded teenager. Either way, do not speak to me.
#247049 - Some guy exercises to get stronger. It has the side effect of …  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#247053 - aoeui (20 hours ago) [-]
It's ALWAYS related to looking better, it's an ego thing
#247067 - cabbagemayhem (20 hours ago) [-]
No.
#247071 - aoeui (20 hours ago) [-]
ok m8
#193 - I mentioned three.  [+] (6 new replies) 20 hours ago on Neil 0
#195 - penileburglar (20 hours ago) [-]
Ah, yes, excuse me. You also specified a totally random magnetic abnormality being merely aggravated by aforementioned solar flare. Though, that's not really three things, you yourself presented two factors, even using the WORD 'coupled.'

That doesn't make my point any different, it just meant you felt like arguing semantics. But here you go, since you need it to be stated perfectly for you:

ANY gravitational or magnetic force abnormally affecting us THAT badly would cause much bigger problems than Neil DeGrasse Tyson getting hit by a ball in a physics demonstration.
#196 - cabbagemayhem (20 hours ago) [-]
Fuckin' genius. It was a joke, and your point is still debatable, but take it somewhere else.
#198 - penileburglar (20 hours ago) [-]
...It was an awful joke. Long, wordy, and looked much more like a shitpost. In fact, it was pretty much just a shitpost.

And if you just intended it as a joke, why argue *TWO* times, and only *then* fall back on 'it was a joke' while vaguely stating that 'my point is debatable.' And then you follow that with 'But, you know, DON'T DEBATE IT WITH ME OR ANYTHING. I'm just saying your wrong, but don't you dare defend your point.' No, it's not debatable, you either made a shitty joke or know no shit about science. Or both.
#199 - cabbagemayhem (20 hours ago) [-]
Because I was able to respond in low profile one liners. You're just spamming the board with paragraphs trying to debate a meaningless point. Go away, freak.
#200 - penileburglar (20 hours ago) [-]
Board? What board? Wasn't aware we were on a 'board.' Pretty sure this is a comments section on funnyjunk.

Just because your posts were short doesn't mean they were intelligent, funny, or meaningful. But I will, in fact, 'go away' since it's very clear that you're just too stubborn to admit that you either made a shitty joke or don't know how magnetism / gravity work. I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh or cry once you either obtain a sense of humor or finish eighth grade science.
#201 - cabbagemayhem (19 hours ago) [-]
You're so autistic, instead of getting the joke, you want to debate the validity of the vague hypothetical scenario. Then, say I don't have a sense of humor. You post Ed, Edd, and Eddy, and then try to make up fun of my maturity. You're a hypocrite, and a moron. I'm trying to figure out why you exist. Hopefully you're just a retarded teenager. Either way, do not speak to me.
#247037 - Are you really unable to differentiate between wanting to be s…  [+] (5 new replies) 20 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#247038 - aoeui (20 hours ago) [-]
Muscle tone on a guy makes him look better, yes. Are you unable to grasp this concept?
#247049 - cabbagemayhem (20 hours ago) [-]
Some guy exercises to get stronger. It has the side effect of making him look better. Therefore, he exercises to look better. The simplest of fucking logic. Please, apologize for humanity.
#247053 - aoeui (20 hours ago) [-]
It's ALWAYS related to looking better, it's an ego thing
#247067 - cabbagemayhem (20 hours ago) [-]
No.
#247071 - aoeui (20 hours ago) [-]
ok m8

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