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Date Signed Up:10/11/2013
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    Blissfull Ignorance Blissfull Ignorance
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    very professeral very professeral
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    Norton The Dirty Jew Norton The Dirty Jew
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    Cool Dad Cool Dad
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    lord of the legolas lord of the legolas
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    messed up dog messed up dog
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    Man gets spooned to death. oh wait... Man gets spooned to death. oh...
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    Sound Familiar? Sound Familiar?
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    Cactus Bodyslam!! Cactus Bodyslam!!
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    (untitled) (untitled)
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    2spooky4me 2spooky4me
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    Well played. Well played.
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    billionaires billionaires
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    STOP MOCKING ME!! STOP MOCKING ME!!
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    French Self Defense System French Self Defense System
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    French Martial Arts Technique French Martial Arts Technique
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    because yolo because yolo

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#71 - I did not need to see that.  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on the roll gods have smiled... +1
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#72 - vbui (8 hours ago) [-]
U were warned, and I wasn't joking.
#49 - that sounds like it'd work to a certain degree 8 hours ago on black science man btfo 0
#48 - what else would it be made of? regardless of how far away …  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on black science man btfo -2
#86 - latentvirtue (3 hours ago) [-]
Are you aware of the polymer fibers that are applied to clothes and they form micro air pockets that makes the water slide right off?
What if BB8 has his whole body coated in microscopically thin fibers, each one centimeter long, that provide necessary traction when moving on sand/snow/grass, and when he rolls over metal or stone, the fibers simply bend?

What if BB8 is magnetically locked onto some random object and moves by strengthening or weakening the field, while the rotation of his hull is just one of the side-effects of the said propulsion method?

What if BB8's surface is really metallic and provides little traction, but his hull spins at over 15000 oscilations per second, and thus compensates the lack of traction with enormous force. He isnt forming a tornado because the hull is so smooth, it is unable to significantly move the air around him, which is an energy saving mechanism? What if there is no traction at all on sand but static electricity that is generated while the ball spins on the sand actually is used to power a small ion drive on the back of the droid's head?

What if BB8 actually never moves, but instead simulates movement trough space and time by perpetually teleporting one planck second into future for each planck second that passes, and teleporting at an approximate frequency for each movement as well, which would mean bb8 is an actual, physical hologram, achieved by unimaginable technologies of quantum field manipulations?
#101 - nerdynord (1 hour ago) [-]
Wow those are all...actually really good answers.

I love practical answers to a movie/canons' own bullshittery.

You got any more ideas for how bullshit-y stuff could be less bullshitty?
#45 - godamn... thats actually genius in all the years i've liv… 8 hours ago on black science man btfo 0
#67 - he has a canadian doctor he mistook it for a hockey puck  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on the roll gods have smiled... 0
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#70 - vbui (8 hours ago) [-]
i was referring to this nsfw /nsfw/GvmkLTi/Guys+is+my+dick+normal/
#71 - buttkickerboy (8 hours ago) [-]
I did not need to see that.
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#72 - vbui (8 hours ago) [-]
U were warned, and I wasn't joking.
#35 - i'll browse for so long i'll get into the negatively thumbed p… 8 hours ago on The real mvp 0
#26 - >CCM When tron doesn't know what a good bike is either  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on This is fine +8
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#71 - jamalbrobo (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I thought CCM only made hockey equipment lol.
#23 - I actually ride my bike around with no helmet just fine **… 08/29/2016 on desperado +1
#94 - you cant argue what's better because they are totally differen…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2016 on An Actual Halo Ring Created... +3
#133 - porksoda (08/29/2016) [-]
Well said brother
#9 - Picture 08/26/2016 on Dog duplicator +5

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