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#9 - Oh great, we're doing that again 13 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#8 - It's "Ed Sheeran - Sunburn" by the way 14 hours ago on Earworms 0
#7 - Gay ass song, but I likes it  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Earworms 0
User avatar #8 - burnswhenipee (14 hours ago) [-]
It's "Ed Sheeran - Sunburn" by the way
#4 - Close to about 15 million right? 14 hours ago on It's a torture 0
#1 - That was a really bad joki 10/22/2014 on Bad Joke Loki 6 0
#7 - It's been that way for years... 10/22/2014 on Admin... 0
#159363 - That's the plan for tomorrow, but I don't know what to do afte…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159397 - ScottP (10/22/2014) [-]
But at the same time, understand that she is still human and that human beings change how they feel about things.
User avatar #159411 - saltybanana (10/22/2014) [-]
man das ghey, so if your girlfriend slept with some dude cause she wanted his mushroom tip deep inside her.

do you think she did that by mistake???
User avatar #159447 - ScottP (10/22/2014) [-]
Of course it's not by mistake. It's very much intentional. But that's life. People lie. People change how they think about things. People change their mind about how they feel about you. She might have told you that she loved you with all of her heart, then a few months later - after you have a nice evening with her at a local carnival - she might tell you that she no longer loves you.
User avatar #159396 - ScottP (10/22/2014) [-]
You move on to better things with your life. No need to limit yourself because of some girl.
User avatar #159364 - saltybanana (10/22/2014) [-]
just tal;k to her, and if she doent wanna let this dude go. just leave her man. you can do better than that shit
#159358 - Just found out my girlfriend whom I loved more than anything, …  [+] (22 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#159456 - drastronomy (10/22/2014) [-]
appreciate what you had and move on

its worse to have never had a gf at all....
User avatar #159450 - ihaveablackfrend (10/22/2014) [-]
Guilt trip her. Lead her to confess

"So how's your friend [insert person she's cheating with]?"
User avatar #159446 - gomugomuno (10/22/2014) [-]
get nudes post them on the internet
#159437 - dehumanizer (10/22/2014) [-]
welcome to the real world, normalfag
#159429 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/22/2014) [-]
kill herself
User avatar #159426 - shoryuken (10/22/2014) [-]
fuck and chuck her
once
not worth it to keep going
User avatar #159422 - laky (10/22/2014) [-]
Cheated once? Or consecutively cheated? Big difference.

Regardless, that's disrespectful. Dump her immediately. Get some information out of her an maybe make her feel extremely guilty about it.

Then just carry on with life. Life continues after a shitty relationship. There will be other chicks whom you will have better and more fruitful relationships with. You will also 'love' them and they will love you. Losing is just a natural part of life
User avatar #159420 - megasharkman (10/22/2014) [-]
Don't let her know you cheated. Leave her for a small reason like her nose is too big, she's getting kinda chunky, her friend is hotter, a mole, ear size, etc. That way she is self concious for the rest of her life.
User avatar #159421 - megasharkman (10/22/2014) [-]
*she cheated
#159412 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/22/2014) [-]
if you kill yourself you can't beat the shit out of the other guy. provided he knew she was dating you.
#159408 - thebroble (10/22/2014) [-]
I've been there before man. Nothing can soothe that pain. But please don't kill yourself. That won't solve anything. I say just confront her in the morning. You can do something spiteful, or tell her how much that hurt you. I'm so sorry man. I'm honestly sad that you have to deal with that pain.
#159376 - youregaylol (10/22/2014) [-]
crawl into bed with her
tell her you love her
tell her that shes the only one for you
romance the shit out of her
then fuck her

in the morning tell her you know and that you just wanted to use her body one last time
then dump the bitch
she'll feel like a cheap whore
User avatar #159375 - ScottP (10/22/2014) [-]
Nah. No killing. Just tell her you know and break it of. No matter if she makes a sad scene, you have to walk away from her. You might even get some satisfaction out of it.
User avatar #159367 - logickid (10/22/2014) [-]
stop
User avatar #159368 - logickid (10/22/2014) [-]
Don't kill yourself, death is perma, and a problem is temporarily

Go seek help irl
#159362 - saltybanana (10/22/2014) [-]
man only cowards kill them selfs.

confront her bruhh! be the man in the relationship be like "BITCH! dah fuck is jakwan? better explain yo self before i become ray rice on yo ass!" im joking dont say that , shit will get reeeaaal ugly

just be like "hey whats going on? whos this guy? and why are you saying i love you to him??" be a man, man up bruhh
User avatar #159363 - burnswhenipee (10/22/2014) [-]
That's the plan for tomorrow, but I don't know what to do after that...
User avatar #159397 - ScottP (10/22/2014) [-]
But at the same time, understand that she is still human and that human beings change how they feel about things.
User avatar #159411 - saltybanana (10/22/2014) [-]
man das ghey, so if your girlfriend slept with some dude cause she wanted his mushroom tip deep inside her.

do you think she did that by mistake???
User avatar #159447 - ScottP (10/22/2014) [-]
Of course it's not by mistake. It's very much intentional. But that's life. People lie. People change how they think about things. People change their mind about how they feel about you. She might have told you that she loved you with all of her heart, then a few months later - after you have a nice evening with her at a local carnival - she might tell you that she no longer loves you.
User avatar #159396 - ScottP (10/22/2014) [-]
You move on to better things with your life. No need to limit yourself because of some girl.
User avatar #159364 - saltybanana (10/22/2014) [-]
just tal;k to her, and if she doent wanna let this dude go. just leave her man. you can do better than that shit
#9 - Russell Brand finally snapped 10/21/2014 on Lost man in woods on accordion 0
#19 - My nan has one on her bungalow too (England) 10/21/2014 on No one is safe 0

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User avatar #18 - ninegagleader (09/26/2014) [-]
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