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#12 - **** you Snow White for getting in the way of the good stuff.  [+] (47 new replies) 07/21/2016 on untitled +388
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#64 - englishtallybopper (07/22/2016) [-]
Ah, autism my old friend.
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#65 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
what? it was a pretty clever joke imo
#84 - thatfaggygoy (07/22/2016) [-]
"it was a pretty clever joke imo" *Proceeds to delete the comment containing the joke* ??? ARE you retarded?
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#85 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
trust me is for the best if you bothered to read the rest of this tread you see how people are way too offended of how the joke was not perfect
#95 - thatfaggygoy (07/22/2016) [-]
You never explained the joke, so I have no idea what this all started from.
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#97 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
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#66 - englishtallybopper (07/22/2016) [-]
Ah yes the silver tounge aspy strikes again
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#67 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
Kids in fj must found it very cool to keep saying autistic at everything
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#118 - bobkiller (07/22/2016) [-]
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"take your meds your autism is showing again"

You said the same thing about 3 hours later

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#136 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
Holy shit are you stalking my comments? can you be any more pathetic? nothing better to do in your life? and you rly gonna comment about being a same broken disc when english mustache guy kept using the word autism on me?

#69 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
I was about to congratulate you on being such a great shitposter but I'm really not sure if you are.

If you are, great fucking work.

If you're serious, fuck off.
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#72 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
what? how is making a good joke shitposting and saying the truth about kids in fj using the word autistic left and right shitposting?
#73 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Damn, even I can't get this level of believable shitposting. Fucking nice job, man.
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#74 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
for real i was making a joke and this guy kept saying autism like a broken record seriously calm yo tits
#76 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
If you are serious you are super fucking autistic
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#77 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
i give up you guys are retarded... idk how else i can explain to you guys.. my guess is me explaining the joke....killed it

seriously are you gonna sound like a broken record and say the same thing ''hur durr you autistic cuz you are different than me''

and go ahead thumb me down see if i give a rat ass about it

if anybody is mentality handicapped is you, that can't get the basic notion of a sarcastic joke and have to be told several time the situation

Let me guess your response will be ''Oh you so autistic cause you said that'' followed with a red thumb
#79 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Nigga, The joke wasn't the problem. The fact you explained it in the comment and continued to go on about it made you autistic.
#82 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
What are you... autistic?
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#80 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
I knew it that explaining the joke..would ruined it.. might as well delete it cuz people get their panties in a twist
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#87 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Hey I know you're autistic but if it wouldn't be too much trouble for you, could you try to remember the joke you told? I'm very curious on how clever and funny it was.
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#88 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
Maybe phrase it in a more polite way and i might be inclined to say it
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#90 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Alright ya gent. Will you be so kind to put that autistic mind to work and remember that joke, please?
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#91 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
Okay nearly there bob..Now i know is hard for you to not spit venom every time..but here is a tip remove the word autistic and ask the question without insulting me..and you got yourself a deal

cause is kinda hard to comply with somebody who keep insulting you...ya know?
#93 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Hmm.... no deal. Autism powers activate!
#96 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
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#92 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oooooooh! That was the problem? You see you said rephrase it to be more polite so I did. I didn't think you wanted me to remove a part of what I was saying. Ok. I'll give it another go... Will you please tell me the joke good man?
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#109 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
if i can give nightmares to a total douchebag than is my pleasure good night a hole
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#94 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
smartass wow gee williker was that so hard? and people call me autistic go figure i had a picture of jason brody from far cry 3 and i said ''Well Fuck you too'' to the original comment hopefully people will be less butthurt about it the second time i said the joke
#112 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
#110 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
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#108 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
God damnit I can't reply to your other comments. I will sleep well having dreams of an autistic foreigner speaking to a shinydick about a bad joke, and I can thank you for that.
Sweet dreams
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#107 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#106 the only thing i'm mad at is you using that old ass meme
#106 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Lol keyboard warrior
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#105 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
starcrotch is what i keep telling you i did not made 1 spelling error..glad you admit where you are wrong props to you
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#104 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
starcrotch i literally did not typo once at this point i think your trying to bait me

if anything i think this site is autistic for using that word so lightly is like using the word cancer on youtube or some shit

Will it calm your little pussy if i said english is not my main language? cause i don't want you to go in bed feeling all nervous or anxious about my state

So i hope with this newfound info you sleep tightly in your bed

I also love how from 1 ''bad'' joke you you like judge my whole life and call me autistic lol top kek man
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#103 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oh shit ya see that? Even I had an autistic moment. I reread your comments and you don't do too bad at spelling. Ya see? It can happen to anyone.
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#100 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oh... You see... I like you. You seem like a nice guy, but I don't blame them for calling you an autist. (I really like that word. It's like artist but instead of devoting your life to making art and being creative, you've devoted your life to farts and being autistic) that joke was so bad it did make my butt hurt. I also think a part of the reason you're being called autistic is because of the way you write And misspell the buhjesus out of everything.
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#99 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#98 rly nigga? you gonna copy paste the guy?
#98 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Ah, autism my old friend.
#68 - englishtallybopper (07/22/2016) [-]
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#70 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
Is the word autism all you can say? cause your the one acting like one

>has a profile background of '' i do it for the kush and the queen

>call other people autistic
#137 - englishtallybopper (07/22/2016) [-]
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#138 - alphagex (07/23/2016) [-]
thank you for your informative imput, and thank you for your time to get back in this tread to call me autism rly show how mature you are and how much ''busy'' you are with your life
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#139 - englishtallybopper (07/23/2016) [-]
Y-you too
#42 - damson (07/22/2016) [-]
teapot titties
#51 - towerofpower (07/22/2016) [-]
#523 - **buriedstpatrick used "*roll picture*"** **buriedstpatrick… 07/21/2016 on ATTENTION: Go to sleep 0
#54 - I have been single for the majority of my life and have yet to…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2016 on relationships 0
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#56 - kiaserzerg (03/16/2016) [-]
my favorite thing is to wrap a towel around me, put a belt on it to keep it on, and blast viking metal while cleaning the house.

my SO doesnt let me do that to often. she doesnt like when i clean,
#3 - Are you 14 or something? 02/12/2016 on Al Sharpton and Sanders -2
#45 - Lol what? Socialist? You haven't a clue about political id… 02/12/2016 on Capitalism +1
#14 - Autotune is probably the single worst thing ever to happen to music.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2016 on RAPPERS BACK IN THE DAY VS... +2
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#22 - thelastamerican (02/09/2016) [-]
I can't totally agree with that. Touching up a song with auto tune is fine. Basing a song entirely on auto tune is crossing the line.
#19 - ricobendimez (02/09/2016) [-]
I disagree, I think it has been completely abused by the industry. It originally was just a tool like a wah pedal, distortion pedal, echo, etc. Shitty artists use it to make them on key, good artists use it to purposefully change the way their voice sounds. Like, Lady gaga in Aura or Hopsin in Fly.
#33 - This was socialism in action, not communism. Having said t… 02/08/2016 on Feel The Bern 0
#6 - Take your kid to go see the R-rated movie. I saw a lot worse t… 02/08/2016 on Spread the Word +22
#93 - Guess what she's sitting on now. 01/31/2016 on Disney animals Human Style +4
#87 - Comment deleted 01/23/2016 on Playstation 3 -2

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