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Interests: tits and vaginas
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:your moms house
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Content Ranking:#7408
Comment Ranking:#6798
Highest Content Rank:#3435
Highest Comment Rank:#4333
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Content Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:221 times
Total Comments Made:1026
FJ Points:6833
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#103 - >Start hearing explosions >WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATT…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on 4chan acid trip +4
User avatar #104 - bumpin (07/26/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>Never ate my sandwich
#102 - I honestly wish I could take this back >Be New Yea…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on 4chan acid trip +6
User avatar #103 - bumpin (07/26/2014) [-]
>Start hearing explosions
>WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATTACKING??
>Forget its New Years and think we're being bombed
>Eventually chill out
>Next thing I know people start leaving
>Panic, thinking everyone is gunna leave me here
>Best friend tells me its just the crowd, close friends are chilling longer
>"k"
>Night doesn't end there
>Friends start passing around shrooms
>take about 2.5gs to myself
>an hour later, trees start moving and speaking
>The fire comes alive
>Freak the fuck out and decide its time to leave
>Friends drive us to Wendys
>Sit In front passenger seat
>Get there
>Order a goddamn Baconnater
User avatar #104 - bumpin (07/26/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>Never ate my sandwich
#396 - well that's awkward 07/26/2014 on Hory Shit 0
#395 - **bumpin rolled image ** mai *****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Hory Shit 0
User avatar #396 - bumpin (07/26/2014) [-]
well that's awkward
#222 - mine should be simple enough. Just a black lady twerking is wh… 07/26/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
#477 - YES! What uni you play in? Im in Sirius on the UK server 07/24/2014 on describe your daily routine 0
#476 - k 07/24/2014 on describe your daily routine 0
#449 - >Wake up at 2pm cause I fall asleep at 5am >Girlfrie…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on describe your daily routine 0
#453 - bbdabrick (07/24/2014) [-]
mostly depressing
User avatar #476 - bumpin (07/24/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #452 - themegaclock (07/24/2014) [-]
yes! Ogame kicks ass!
User avatar #477 - bumpin (07/24/2014) [-]
YES! What uni you play in? Im in Sirius on the UK server
#179 - I'm more curious as to why "suck" is smaller text th… 07/24/2014 on Imgur motivation +1
#97 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Horse +4
#48 - Being robin isn't underachieving... muthafuka is in the teen t… 07/18/2014 on Underachievers +2
#30 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Unglorious hole 0
#53 - I read it left to right at first... 07/08/2014 on Commonality +11
#111 - if anyone wants it 07/07/2014 on Raep +1
#66 - He's either the dumbest or the smartest ************ ou… 07/03/2014 on How do you eat your... +4
#165 - >Implying we give a **** 06/29/2014 on nonononoyes 0
#272 - MFW I imagine my name drawn 06/28/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 6 0
#52 - Picture 06/24/2014 on A Proposition 0
#116 - uhm... wut? 06/24/2014 on top kek +1
#55 - ...wut 06/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#93 - Picture 06/14/2014 on DAMMIT 0
#136 - I always thought James was gay 06/11/2014 on This needs to be in a... 0
#115 - >About 3 or 4 years ago >get drunk by myself cause w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on anon avoids crisis +8
#144 - awesomechardey (06/11/2014) [-]
That was kind of a twist
#166 - Its like he's actually a "testicle with legs"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Behind scenes +4
#170 - andrewolfzoom (05/30/2014) [-]
#198 - I swear, in a million years Venus Fly Traps will have evolved … 05/19/2014 on Silly vegans, plants are... +1

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#11 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I like what you like lets be friends!
User avatar #12 to #11 - bumpin (12/09/2014) [-]
**** yea bruh
User avatar #10 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #8 - idunnolol (08/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you, you jewish cunt
User avatar #9 to #8 - bumpin (08/07/2013) [-]
lol wut
#3 - AnFour (05/19/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot faggot
User avatar #4 to #4 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
Don't blame me. I posted it cause it was funny. Fj took it seriously. Blaming me is like sueing McDonalds because it made you fat. FJ put it on front page, not me
User avatar #1 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
I have a feeling you're the same person who tried forcing that ******* meme two or three weeks ago.
User avatar #2 to #1 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
lol nope. The only reason I posted that was because I understand the sarcasm and figured fj would realize its meaning
User avatar #5 to #3 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
Ah, there was some guy who posted about 30 pictures of "New Meme" over and over in like, thirty minutes.
User avatar #6 to #6 - bumpin (05/20/2012) [-]
well i can honestly say it wasnt me. In fact, this is the first time I've ever gotten front page. I don't force memes and I only use this account when browsing FJ. I didn't think the FJ community would be so ******* stupid. Altough, I think people won't be using new meme on anything else except that thread
User avatar #7 to #7 - commontroll (05/20/2012) [-]
Probably not.
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