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Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
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#71 - >dat gif all of my sides. Please tell me theres a source  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Can't have it both ways +5
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#72 - octagon (04/08/2015) [-]
I wish i knew
#114 - brnbrn (04/08/2015) [-]
#241 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
AHAHAHA the police line-up killed me
#47 - >Drive up to window and receive food >Best friend is…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on 4chan Comp #22 +4
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#63 - thisisuser (04/08/2015) [-]
>wtf is happening
I laughed at how relatable that feeling is
#45 - >Start hearing explosions >WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATT…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on 4chan Comp #22 +3
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#99 - smokekusheveryday (04/08/2015) [-]
AS a employee of wendy's did you get a single,double,or triple? im just curious
#47 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I Never ate my sandwich
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#63 - thisisuser (04/08/2015) [-]
>wtf is happening
I laughed at how relatable that feeling is
#44 - >Be New Years Eve 2011 >be 19 >My friend is h…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2015 on 4chan Comp #22 +9
#64 - gainesy (04/08/2015) [-]
>Be 14
>Get together with school bros (3dudes and a chick)
>we're getting high for the first day
>all gather up in a little spot in the woods
>cozy as shit yo
>little stream, tree cover, time to blaze!
>older dude bro about 16
>always telling us about how hes a massive stoner and smokes all the time
>we all have a joint each with one spare
>we all spark our joints, it's chongin time!
>older dude bro passes out on the girls shoulder after 3 drags
>she is shaking him to keep him awake
>she has mega giggles
>Me, D & B just chilling, smoked the joint and high as fuck,
>D thinks the river is a road
>Me & B are like WTF.. whatever.
>I pocket last joint as it's left on a log
>IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!!

Continued..
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#66 - gainesy (04/08/2015) [-]
>go for a walk around town
>it's getting dark now so no one can see how red eyed we are.
>my bros walk into a store whilst I wait on a backstreet because. HIGH AS FUCK!
>whilst i'm waiting i see a light in the distance, just there, not moving
>I drop, take a closer look...
>It's the fucking pigs!!
>My friends come round the corner with arms full of munch.
>I scream "GET DOWN IT'S THE POLICE!!" whilst dropping into prone position and >crawling through the grass
>B is asking me where
>so I point...
>B: "Gainesy... That's a fucking lamp post man"
>Fuck.
>So I pull myself together get back up and we continue.. TO THE PARK!

Continued
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#67 - gainesy (04/08/2015) [-]
>On the park we all separate a tad
>I'm on the swings, older bro with chick cuddling, D&B chilling on seasaw
>I'm talking away to my friends swinging, but no one is listening
>so I think to myself "Why is no one listening to me!"
>as I thought of it everyone looks at me, shocked.
>D"What the fuck man" B"yeah, what's up"
>What dya mean
>B"well you've been sat swinging silently for the bast 5 minutes then just screamed out that no one was listening"
>Shit, I'm high as fuck!
>everyone laughs and continues chilling.
>I jump off of the swing and do a badass roll. Fuck yeah.
>realise I have a spliff left, run off giggling, B follows.
>we light it up take a few tokes and then B is good, I blaze the rest then we head off back
whilst walking back to town my vision starts to go, really narrow.
>I start panicing telling my friends
>then BOOM I CAN SEE!!!, B removed my hat...
>WOW SHIT, PUT IT BACK ON I CAN SEE TOO MUCH!!! I'm scared :/
>(I have never been this baked ever again)
>Walked back to town, older dude bro lets us in his work
>MOVIE STORE FUCK YEAH
>wack a film on lay down and chill
>half asleep a murmer
>"I will en control in all of you.... CHICKEN FINGA!!!"
>didn't realise, everyone starts to laugh
>we all chill out, pass out, wake up next day...

And that's the how I started my path to enlightenment and being a stoner.
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#45 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
>Start hearing explosions
>WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATTACKING??
>Forget its New Years and think we're being bombed
>Eventually chill out
>Next thing I know people start leaving
>Panic, thinking everyone is gunna leave me here
>Best friend tells me its just the crowd, close friends are chilling longer
>"k"
>Night doesn't end there
>Friends start passing around shrooms
>take about 2.5gs to myself
>an hour later, trees start moving and speaking
>The fire comes alive
>Freak the fuck out and decide its time to leave
>Friends drive us to Wendys
>Sit In front passenger seat
>Get there
>Order a goddamn Baconnater
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#99 - smokekusheveryday (04/08/2015) [-]
AS a employee of wendy's did you get a single,double,or triple? im just curious
#47 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I Never ate my sandwich
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#63 - thisisuser (04/08/2015) [-]
>wtf is happening
I laughed at how relatable that feeling is
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#65 - remember whenever there was content about rolling dubs, everyo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Remember, remember the 5th... 0
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#71 - subaqueousreach (04/06/2015) [-]
**subaqueousreach used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**subaqueousreach rolls 92**

obligatory...

Though I probably did it wrong.
#70 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Women in video games +1
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