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Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
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#33 - "Bebause"... 12/12/2014 on Be A Sweety +4
#61 - >Drive up to window and receive food >Best friend is…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +5
#209 - anon (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
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#134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

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#60 - >Start hearing explosions >WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATT…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +5
#61 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I forgot to eat my sandwich
#209 - anon (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
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#134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

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#59 - >Be New Years Eve 2011 >be 19 >My friend is h…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +11
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#60 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Start hearing explosions
>WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATTACKING??
>Forget its New Years and think we're being bombed
>Eventually chill out
>Next thing I know people start leaving
>Panic, thinking everyone is gunna leave me here
>Best friend tells me its just the crowd, close friends are chilling longer
>"k"
>Night doesn't end there
>Friends start passing around shrooms
>take about 2.5gs to myself
>an hour later, trees start moving and speaking
>The fire comes alive
>Freak the fuck out and decide its time to leave
>Friends drive us to Wendys
>Sit In front passenger seat
>Get there
>Order a goddamn Baconnater
#61 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I forgot to eat my sandwich
#209 - anon (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
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#134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

Pleasant Surprise
#100 - epic roll is epic 12/09/2014 on Superhero +1
#12 - **** yea bruh 12/09/2014 on bumpin's profile 0
#2992 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#3051 - orgasmpirate (12/07/2014) [-]
#233 - Both of you are fags 12/05/2014 on tfw you get destroyed +2
#106 - That is true sir 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... +1
#103 - Makes sense, but then again, the accused actually have to show…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... +1
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#105 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Good point It's civil court, so the cops can't really do shit about it if the accused don't pay, as far as I know
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#129 - ludislavonac (12/04/2014) [-]
You do know that distress is possible when you have a court ruling right? Otherwise a civil law suit wouldn't do jack shit.
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#136 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, no I didn't know, that's why I said "as far as I know". But thank you for informing be kind sir.
#106 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That is true sir
#100 - That's possible but I doubt most people would want to pay more…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... +1
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#101 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
In 'merrica at least, you can bring that shit up in civil court for like, less than a couple hundred bucks. Since you have a contract, there's literally no need for a lawyer, and you can represent yourself. Depending on the size of the project, you better believe I'd be on that shit! haha
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#103 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
Makes sense, but then again, the accused actually have to show up at court and even when they are fined, most people don't pay anyway
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#105 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Good point It's civil court, so the cops can't really do shit about it if the accused don't pay, as far as I know
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#129 - ludislavonac (12/04/2014) [-]
You do know that distress is possible when you have a court ruling right? Otherwise a civil law suit wouldn't do jack shit.
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#136 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, no I didn't know, that's why I said "as far as I know". But thank you for informing be kind sir.
#106 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That is true sir
#95 - Maybe you start charging up front to avoid freeloaders  [+] (9 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... 0
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#99 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Or you know, she could just sue them for breach of contract.
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#102 - konradkurze (12/04/2014) [-]
true story

you'd make more out of a lawsuit
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#100 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That's possible but I doubt most people would want to pay more money in legal fees than what they are actually suing for
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#101 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
In 'merrica at least, you can bring that shit up in civil court for like, less than a couple hundred bucks. Since you have a contract, there's literally no need for a lawyer, and you can represent yourself. Depending on the size of the project, you better believe I'd be on that shit! haha
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#103 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
Makes sense, but then again, the accused actually have to show up at court and even when they are fined, most people don't pay anyway
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#105 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Good point It's civil court, so the cops can't really do shit about it if the accused don't pay, as far as I know
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#129 - ludislavonac (12/04/2014) [-]
You do know that distress is possible when you have a court ruling right? Otherwise a civil law suit wouldn't do jack shit.
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#136 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, no I didn't know, that's why I said "as far as I know". But thank you for informing be kind sir.
#106 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That is true sir
#81 - sonuvabitch 12/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - "Crowed"? jesus people, how hard is it to do a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on (untitled) +11
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#38 - darksideofthebeast (12/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes I do, sometims I don't.
#81 - bumpin (12/03/2014) [-]
sonuvabitch
#51 - MFW "Feal" 12/02/2014 on Fuck you, Jake. +1
#160 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Wat 0
#169 - Picture 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering +1
#20 - Picture 11/18/2014 on you know it +4
#28 - Picture 11/15/2014 on Reddit +1
#311 - Aw crap! You are right sir 11/15/2014 on Always sub 100% +1
#306 - Subbed is better for all cases except for three: DBZ D…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Always sub 100% 0
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#309 - blueboysixnine (11/15/2014) [-]
You orgot cowboy bebop and that list is complete. even the Japanese creators admitted the English dub was better than the Japanese dub.
#311 - bumpin (11/15/2014) [-]
Aw crap! You are right sir
#25 - ragefaces, I'm bringing them back 11/14/2014 on #GamerGate +2
#215 - HFW 11/14/2014 on Fill me with your rage +5
#102 - you won't believe how many times people use my name on this site. 11/07/2014 on Oddly Enough +1
#97 - you know, I could agree with some of your points, but the prob… 11/06/2014 on Alex from Target +1
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#15 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
#11 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
I like what you like lets be friends!
#12 to #11 - bumpin (12/09/2014) [-]
**** yea bruh
#10 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#8 - idunnolol (08/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you, you jewish cunt
#9 to #8 - bumpin (08/07/2013) [-]
lol wut
#3 - AnFour (05/19/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot faggot
#4 to #4 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
Don't blame me. I posted it cause it was funny. Fj took it seriously. Blaming me is like sueing McDonalds because it made you fat. FJ put it on front page, not me
#1 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
I have a feeling you're the same person who tried forcing that ******* meme two or three weeks ago.
#2 to #1 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
lol nope. The only reason I posted that was because I understand the sarcasm and figured fj would realize its meaning
#5 to #3 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
Ah, there was some guy who posted about 30 pictures of "New Meme" over and over in like, thirty minutes.
#6 to #6 - bumpin (05/20/2012) [-]
well i can honestly say it wasnt me. In fact, this is the first time I've ever gotten front page. I don't force memes and I only use this account when browsing FJ. I didn't think the FJ community would be so ******* stupid. Altough, I think people won't be using new meme on anything else except that thread
#7 to #7 - commontroll (05/20/2012) [-]
Probably not.