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Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:5/26/2015
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#146 - ...wut? 12/26/2014 on Quints 0
#31 - wut 12/21/2014 on Joan Cornellá comics comp.... 0
#46 - Picture 12/20/2014 on hurry b4 its 2 late 0
#192 - Kingdom Herts z Race your favorite rental car 12/19/2014 on /b/ makes games 0
#195 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Smile for me +36
#289 - cabbagemayhem (12/17/2014) [-]
#126 - Seems my life is taking a different route from the rest of you… 12/16/2014 on Living the life 0
#62 - Picture 12/15/2014 on Asian people 0
#180 - >Junior Year High School >Getting back from field tr… 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#33 - "Bebause"... 12/12/2014 on Be A Sweety +4
#61 - >Drive up to window and receive food >Best friend is…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +5
#209 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
User avatar #134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

Pleasant Surprise
#60 - >Start hearing explosions >WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATT…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +5
#61 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I forgot to eat my sandwich
#209 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
User avatar #134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

Pleasant Surprise
#59 - >Be New Years Eve 2011 >be 19 >My friend is h…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +11
User avatar #60 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Start hearing explosions
>WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATTACKING??
>Forget its New Years and think we're being bombed
>Eventually chill out
>Next thing I know people start leaving
>Panic, thinking everyone is gunna leave me here
>Best friend tells me its just the crowd, close friends are chilling longer
>"k"
>Night doesn't end there
>Friends start passing around shrooms
>take about 2.5gs to myself
>an hour later, trees start moving and speaking
>The fire comes alive
>Freak the fuck out and decide its time to leave
>Friends drive us to Wendys
>Sit In front passenger seat
>Get there
>Order a goddamn Baconnater
#61 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I forgot to eat my sandwich
#209 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
User avatar #134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

Pleasant Surprise
#100 - epic roll is epic 12/09/2014 on Superhero +1
#12 - **** yea bruh 12/09/2014 on bumpin's profile 0
#2992 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#3051 - orgasmpirate (12/07/2014) [-]
#233 - Both of you are fags 12/05/2014 on tfw you get destroyed +2
#106 - That is true sir 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... +1
#103 - Makes sense, but then again, the accused actually have to show…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... +1
User avatar #105 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Good point It's civil court, so the cops can't really do shit about it if the accused don't pay, as far as I know
User avatar #129 - ludislavonac (12/04/2014) [-]
You do know that distress is possible when you have a court ruling right? Otherwise a civil law suit wouldn't do jack shit.
User avatar #136 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, no I didn't know, that's why I said "as far as I know". But thank you for informing be kind sir.
#106 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That is true sir
#100 - That's possible but I doubt most people would want to pay more…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... +1
User avatar #101 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
In 'merrica at least, you can bring that shit up in civil court for like, less than a couple hundred bucks. Since you have a contract, there's literally no need for a lawyer, and you can represent yourself. Depending on the size of the project, you better believe I'd be on that shit! haha
User avatar #103 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
Makes sense, but then again, the accused actually have to show up at court and even when they are fined, most people don't pay anyway
User avatar #105 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Good point It's civil court, so the cops can't really do shit about it if the accused don't pay, as far as I know
User avatar #129 - ludislavonac (12/04/2014) [-]
You do know that distress is possible when you have a court ruling right? Otherwise a civil law suit wouldn't do jack shit.
User avatar #136 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, no I didn't know, that's why I said "as far as I know". But thank you for informing be kind sir.
#106 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That is true sir
#95 - Maybe you start charging up front to avoid freeloaders  [+] (9 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Clients from Hell... 0
User avatar #99 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Or you know, she could just sue them for breach of contract.
User avatar #102 - konradkurze (12/04/2014) [-]
true story

you'd make more out of a lawsuit
User avatar #100 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That's possible but I doubt most people would want to pay more money in legal fees than what they are actually suing for
User avatar #101 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
In 'merrica at least, you can bring that shit up in civil court for like, less than a couple hundred bucks. Since you have a contract, there's literally no need for a lawyer, and you can represent yourself. Depending on the size of the project, you better believe I'd be on that shit! haha
User avatar #103 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
Makes sense, but then again, the accused actually have to show up at court and even when they are fined, most people don't pay anyway
User avatar #105 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Good point It's civil court, so the cops can't really do shit about it if the accused don't pay, as far as I know
User avatar #129 - ludislavonac (12/04/2014) [-]
You do know that distress is possible when you have a court ruling right? Otherwise a civil law suit wouldn't do jack shit.
User avatar #136 - nseine (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, no I didn't know, that's why I said "as far as I know". But thank you for informing be kind sir.
#106 - bumpin (12/04/2014) [-]
That is true sir
#81 - sonuvabitch 12/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - "Crowed"? jesus people, how hard is it to do a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on (untitled) +11
User avatar #38 - darksideofthebeast (12/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes I do, sometims I don't.
#81 - bumpin (12/03/2014) [-]
sonuvabitch
#51 - MFW "Feal" 12/02/2014 on Fuck you, Jake. +1
#160 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Wat 0
#169 - Picture 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering +1

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#11 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I like what you like lets be friends!
User avatar #12 to #11 - bumpin ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
**** yea bruh
User avatar #10 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #8 - idunnolol (08/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you, you jewish cunt
User avatar #9 to #8 - bumpin ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
lol wut
#3 - AnFour (05/19/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot faggot
User avatar #4 to #4 - bumpin ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
Don't blame me. I posted it cause it was funny. Fj took it seriously. Blaming me is like sueing McDonalds because it made you fat. FJ put it on front page, not me
User avatar #1 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
I have a feeling you're the same person who tried forcing that ******* meme two or three weeks ago.
User avatar #2 to #1 - bumpin ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
lol nope. The only reason I posted that was because I understand the sarcasm and figured fj would realize its meaning
User avatar #5 to #3 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
Ah, there was some guy who posted about 30 pictures of "New Meme" over and over in like, thirty minutes.
User avatar #6 to #6 - bumpin ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
well i can honestly say it wasnt me. In fact, this is the first time I've ever gotten front page. I don't force memes and I only use this account when browsing FJ. I didn't think the FJ community would be so ******* stupid. Altough, I think people won't be using new meme on anything else except that thread
User avatar #7 to #7 - commontroll (05/20/2012) [-]
Probably not.
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