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Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
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#149 - 1984 I meant. 04/14/2015 on 1984 vs Muh Freedoms 0
#148 - Technically, Britain wins #1. In 1894, it talks about…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on 1984 vs Muh Freedoms 0
User avatar #149 - bumpin (04/14/2015) [-]
1984 I meant.
#206 - you are asking the real questions sir 04/14/2015 on Lover of cock, embracer of... +3
#203 - excuse me while I go vomit 04/14/2015 on whos ready for another... 0
#107 - Picture 04/10/2015 on I love my mom +10
#105 - Picture 04/09/2015 on It's hard in the paint 0
#241 - AHAHAHA the police line-up killed me 04/08/2015 on Can't have it both ways 0
#71 - >dat gif all of my sides. Please tell me theres a source  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Can't have it both ways +5
User avatar #72 - octagon (04/08/2015) [-]
I wish i knew
#114 - brnbrn (04/08/2015) [-]
#241 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
AHAHAHA the police line-up killed me
#47 - >Drive up to window and receive food >Best friend is…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on 4chan Comp #22 +4
User avatar #63 - thisisuser (04/08/2015) [-]
>wtf is happening
I laughed at how relatable that feeling is
#45 - >Start hearing explosions >WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATT…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on 4chan Comp #22 +3
User avatar #99 - smokekusheveryday (04/08/2015) [-]
AS a employee of wendy's did you get a single,double,or triple? im just curious
#47 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I Never ate my sandwich
User avatar #63 - thisisuser (04/08/2015) [-]
>wtf is happening
I laughed at how relatable that feeling is
#44 - >Be New Years Eve 2011 >be 19 >My friend is h…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2015 on 4chan Comp #22 +9
#64 - gainesy (04/08/2015) [-]
>Be 14
>Get together with school bros (3dudes and a chick)
>we're getting high for the first day
>all gather up in a little spot in the woods
>cozy as shit yo
>little stream, tree cover, time to blaze!
>older dude bro about 16
>always telling us about how hes a massive stoner and smokes all the time
>we all have a joint each with one spare
>we all spark our joints, it's chongin time!
>older dude bro passes out on the girls shoulder after 3 drags
>she is shaking him to keep him awake
>she has mega giggles
>Me, D & B just chilling, smoked the joint and high as fuck,
>D thinks the river is a road
>Me & B are like WTF.. whatever.
>I pocket last joint as it's left on a log
>IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!!

Continued..
User avatar #66 - gainesy (04/08/2015) [-]
>go for a walk around town
>it's getting dark now so no one can see how red eyed we are.
>my bros walk into a store whilst I wait on a backstreet because. HIGH AS FUCK!
>whilst i'm waiting i see a light in the distance, just there, not moving
>I drop, take a closer look...
>It's the fucking pigs!!
>My friends come round the corner with arms full of munch.
>I scream "GET DOWN IT'S THE POLICE!!" whilst dropping into prone position and >crawling through the grass
>B is asking me where
>so I point...
>B: "Gainesy... That's a fucking lamp post man"
>Fuck.
>So I pull myself together get back up and we continue.. TO THE PARK!

Continued
User avatar #67 - gainesy (04/08/2015) [-]
>On the park we all separate a tad
>I'm on the swings, older bro with chick cuddling, D&B chilling on seasaw
>I'm talking away to my friends swinging, but no one is listening
>so I think to myself "Why is no one listening to me!"
>as I thought of it everyone looks at me, shocked.
>D"What the fuck man" B"yeah, what's up"
>What dya mean
>B"well you've been sat swinging silently for the bast 5 minutes then just screamed out that no one was listening"
>Shit, I'm high as fuck!
>everyone laughs and continues chilling.
>I jump off of the swing and do a badass roll. Fuck yeah.
>realise I have a spliff left, run off giggling, B follows.
>we light it up take a few tokes and then B is good, I blaze the rest then we head off back
whilst walking back to town my vision starts to go, really narrow.
>I start panicing telling my friends
>then BOOM I CAN SEE!!!, B removed my hat...
>WOW SHIT, PUT IT BACK ON I CAN SEE TOO MUCH!!! I'm scared :/
>(I have never been this baked ever again)
>Walked back to town, older dude bro lets us in his work
>MOVIE STORE FUCK YEAH
>wack a film on lay down and chill
>half asleep a murmer
>"I will en control in all of you.... CHICKEN FINGA!!!"
>didn't realise, everyone starts to laugh
>we all chill out, pass out, wake up next day...

And that's the how I started my path to enlightenment and being a stoner.
User avatar #45 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
>Start hearing explosions
>WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATTACKING??
>Forget its New Years and think we're being bombed
>Eventually chill out
>Next thing I know people start leaving
>Panic, thinking everyone is gunna leave me here
>Best friend tells me its just the crowd, close friends are chilling longer
>"k"
>Night doesn't end there
>Friends start passing around shrooms
>take about 2.5gs to myself
>an hour later, trees start moving and speaking
>The fire comes alive
>Freak the fuck out and decide its time to leave
>Friends drive us to Wendys
>Sit In front passenger seat
>Get there
>Order a goddamn Baconnater
User avatar #99 - smokekusheveryday (04/08/2015) [-]
AS a employee of wendy's did you get a single,double,or triple? im just curious
#47 - bumpin (04/08/2015) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I Never ate my sandwich
User avatar #63 - thisisuser (04/08/2015) [-]
>wtf is happening
I laughed at how relatable that feeling is
#104 - vegetaexplains is cool. You are not 04/06/2015 on Old people 0
#108 - you're doing god's work friend 04/06/2015 on Huge hands 0
#65 - remember whenever there was content about rolling dubs, everyo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Remember, remember the 5th... 0
User avatar #71 - subaqueousreach (04/06/2015) [-]
**subaqueousreach used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**subaqueousreach rolls 92**

obligatory...

Though I probably did it wrong.
#70 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Women in video games +1
#65 - obama's fw 04/06/2015 on People Falling for Onion... +1
#79 - "excellent scalp" 04/06/2015 on Look at my baby! Look at my... +1
#39 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Private potato 0
#89 - before I started smoking weed with my friends, they actually t… 04/06/2015 on True 0
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#41 - its weird... but i cant stop reading 04/06/2015 on Triggered +3
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#206 - mfw I know that feel because married 04/06/2015 on Oh Wait I Won't +2
#80 - hm... mmkay 04/06/2015 on (untitled) 0
#335 - Comment deleted 04/05/2015 on Huh +1

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#11 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
I like what you like lets be friends!
User avatar #12 to #11 - bumpin (12/09/2014) [-]
**** yea bruh
User avatar #10 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #8 - idunnolol (08/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you, you jewish cunt
User avatar #9 to #8 - bumpin (08/07/2013) [-]
lol wut
#3 - AnFour (05/19/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot faggot
User avatar #4 to #4 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
Don't blame me. I posted it cause it was funny. Fj took it seriously. Blaming me is like sueing McDonalds because it made you fat. FJ put it on front page, not me
User avatar #1 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
I have a feeling you're the same person who tried forcing that ******* meme two or three weeks ago.
User avatar #2 to #1 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
lol nope. The only reason I posted that was because I understand the sarcasm and figured fj would realize its meaning
User avatar #5 to #3 - commontroll (05/19/2012) [-]
Ah, there was some guy who posted about 30 pictures of "New Meme" over and over in like, thirty minutes.
User avatar #6 to #6 - bumpin (05/20/2012) [-]
well i can honestly say it wasnt me. In fact, this is the first time I've ever gotten front page. I don't force memes and I only use this account when browsing FJ. I didn't think the FJ community would be so ******* stupid. Altough, I think people won't be using new meme on anything else except that thread
User avatar #7 to #7 - commontroll (05/20/2012) [-]
Probably not.
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