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Interests: tits and vaginas
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:4/02/2015
Location:your moms house
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Content Ranking:#8242
Comment Ranking:#9149
Highest Content Rank:#3435
Highest Comment Rank:#4333
Content Thumbs: 3576 total,  4660 ,  1084
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Content Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:144021
Times Content Favorited:224 times
Total Comments Made:949
FJ Points:6715
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#250 - lol nice 02/21/2015 on Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel... +2
#78 - i was expecting "the game"  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on (untitled) +1
#80 - xerixima (02/12/2015) [-]
You fucking son of a bitch. I just lost the game...
#64 - anyone remember brick?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on he's looking down on us,... +2
User avatar #114 - chuckbillrow (02/10/2015) [-]
i remember all the shit posters that followed brick
"recently a brick made it to the front page so here is a brick wall"
"recently a brick wall made it to the front page so here is a brick house"
#185 - i sad now 02/07/2015 on First Slave 0
#155 - Incest is Wincest 01/29/2015 on Blowey Joey +1
#153 - "Pick up the Soap" 01/28/2015 on Skyrim in a shellnut +10
#251 - Holy **** ... I'm so retarded 01/24/2015 on asdfgnm,hfjkldysya +2
#145 - Picture 01/20/2015 on The most frustrating thing +1
#62 - ok...? 01/16/2015 on Amy Poehler +6
#75 - maybe you should... uh... go to the doctor? 01/16/2015 on Virgin +20
#570 - Its definitely movie material lol 01/10/2015 on Cirque Du Freak? Demonata... 0
#515 - Night Angel Trilogy anyone?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Cirque Du Freak? Demonata... 0
User avatar #568 - currycoveredhobo (01/10/2015) [-]
I've heard it was good but I've never gotten my hands on it. To the Pirate Bay!!! (WWOOOOSSHH)
User avatar #570 - bumpin (01/10/2015) [-]
Its definitely movie material lol
#65 - dat ending 01/03/2015 on The Journey of Expectations +1
#146 - ...wut? 12/26/2014 on Quints 0
#31 - wut 12/21/2014 on Joan Cornellá comics comp.... 0
#46 - Picture 12/20/2014 on hurry b4 its 2 late 0
#192 - Kingdom Herts z Race your favorite rental car 12/19/2014 on /b/ makes games 0
#195 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Smile for me +36
#289 - cabbagemayhem (12/17/2014) [-]
#126 - Seems my life is taking a different route from the rest of you… 12/16/2014 on Living the life 0
#62 - Picture 12/15/2014 on Asian people 0
#180 - >Junior Year High School >Getting back from field tr… 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#33 - "Bebause"... 12/12/2014 on Be A Sweety +4
#61 - >Drive up to window and receive food >Best friend is…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +5
#209 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
User avatar #134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

Pleasant Surprise
#60 - >Start hearing explosions >WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATT…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +5
#61 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I forgot to eat my sandwich
#209 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
User avatar #134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

Pleasant Surprise
#59 - >Be New Years Eve 2011 >be 19 >My friend is h…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2014 on That High Comp +11
User avatar #60 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Start hearing explosions
>WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT ATTACKING??
>Forget its New Years and think we're being bombed
>Eventually chill out
>Next thing I know people start leaving
>Panic, thinking everyone is gunna leave me here
>Best friend tells me its just the crowd, close friends are chilling longer
>"k"
>Night doesn't end there
>Friends start passing around shrooms
>take about 2.5gs to myself
>an hour later, trees start moving and speaking
>The fire comes alive
>Freak the fuck out and decide its time to leave
>Friends drive us to Wendys
>Sit In front passenger seat
>Get there
>Order a goddamn Baconnater
#61 - bumpin (12/11/2014) [-]
>Drive up to window and receive food
>Best friend is in backseat completely gone
>I get my burger. start feeling disgusted and asked my friend who's driving if it looks like they spit in my burger
>Driving bro is just sitting at the window and staring at the employees
>The window was open so they heard me claim they spit in it
>wtf is happening
>Friend drives slowly passed the window while still staring
>Start laughing my ass off
>Friend hits curb and everyone is freaking out
>drive back to bonfire and chill till high dies down
>MFW I forgot to eat my sandwich
#209 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
I liked your story alot. my four best friends and myself used to do shit like this. 3 of them are in college now and i'm not. why does a happy story about drugs give me feels?
User avatar #134 - alfonshister (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was just the first paragraph

Pleasant Surprise

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#15 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
#11 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I like what you like lets be friends!
User avatar #12 to #11 - bumpin (12/09/2014) [-]
**** yea bruh
User avatar #10 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #8 - idunnolol (08/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you, you jewish cunt
User avatar #9 to #8 - bumpin (08/07/2013) [-]
lol wut
#3 - AnFour (05/19/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot faggot
User avatar #4 to #4 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
Don't blame me. I posted it cause it was funny. Fj took it seriously. Blaming me is like sueing McDonalds because it made you fat. FJ put it on front page, not me
User avatar #1 - commontroll ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
I have a feeling you're the same person who tried forcing that ******* meme two or three weeks ago.
User avatar #2 to #1 - bumpin (05/19/2012) [-]
lol nope. The only reason I posted that was because I understand the sarcasm and figured fj would realize its meaning
User avatar #5 to #3 - commontroll ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
Ah, there was some guy who posted about 30 pictures of "New Meme" over and over in like, thirty minutes.
User avatar #6 to #6 - bumpin (05/20/2012) [-]
well i can honestly say it wasnt me. In fact, this is the first time I've ever gotten front page. I don't force memes and I only use this account when browsing FJ. I didn't think the FJ community would be so ******* stupid. Altough, I think people won't be using new meme on anything else except that thread
User avatar #7 to #7 - commontroll ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
Probably not.
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