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#65 - Those curly-cues are making me so hot i cant think strait! …  [+] (1 reply) 12/18/2013 on Girls +6
#66 - midgety (12/18/2013) [-]
awwhh yuss
scrabbles for my DVD
#25 - My mom is ******* cool. She'll ask, "are you in the middl…  [+] (1 reply) 12/18/2013 on When my mom calls me during... +4
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#29 - lasmamoe (12/18/2013) [-]
>Comes down never.
#94 - A bear there was, a bear! a bear! All black and brown and cove…  [+] (15 replies) 12/17/2013 on You Need To... COOL OFF +2
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#110 - rhaegarsnow (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh! sweet she was,
And pure and fair,
The maid with honey,
In her hair!
#109 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh come, they said, come to the fair,
the fair, said he, but I'm a bear!
All black and brown and covered in hair.
#112 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
And down the road from here to there
three boys ,a goat, and a dancing bear
all danced and spun all the way to the fair
#114 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh, sweet she was, and pure, and fair
the maid with honey in her hair,
the maid with honey in her hair.
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#143 - dawdawdwa (12/17/2013) [-]
Is this from the outer limits???
#156 - maxsexington (12/17/2013) [-]
Star Trek Voyager and her name is 7 of 9
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#157 - dawdawdwa (12/17/2013) [-]
I`m off. For science!
#158 - maxsexington (12/17/2013) [-]
God speed
#115 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
The bear smelled the scent on the summer air,
the bear, the bear,
all black and brown and covered with hair.
He smelled the scent on the summer air,
he sniffed and roared and smelled it there
honey on the summer air
#117 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm a maid I'm pure and fair
I'll never dance with a hairy bear
I'll never dance with a hairy bear
#118 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
The bear, the bear
lifted her high into the air
the bear the bear,
the bear.

I could for a knight, but you're a bear
a bear, a bear
all black and brown and covered in hair.
#120 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
She kicked and wailed the maid so fair,
but he licked the honey from her hair
he licked the honey from her hair.

and she sighed and squealed and kicked the air
she sang, my bear so fair!
in love they went the bear,
the bear and the maiden fair.
#166 - givemeanamedammit (12/19/2013) [-]
On their way towards the fair
The bear gazed upon the maidens hair,
At which, marvelled did the bear,
and was delighted by her honeyed hair,

The bear did sniff her honeyed hair,
To his own it did not compare,
So delightful was the honey there,
That he went to lick her honeyed hair,

This did startle the maiden fair,
Being licked before the yearly fair,
Being licked, at a gasp, by a full grown bear,
So jealous he was of her golden hair,

#167 - givemeanamedammit (12/19/2013) [-]
Soon they came to the yearly fair,
When all around did shout, “a bear”
a ghastly beast of ragged hair,
licking with the fair maiden’s golden hair!”

“I mean no harm!” declared the bear,
As a crowd gathered from the fair,
“all I wish is for the maiden fair,
To allow me to lick her honeyed hair”

And it was there,
That the peoples of the fair,
Allowed the bear,
To delight upon the maiden’s hair,

The maidens hair, so free and fair,
Was licked wholly, there at the fair,
So much that it was no longer fair

“Lying Bitch!” cried the bear,
after licking the honeyed hair,
of the fair’s maiden fair.
#111 - themassivefail (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh, vamos, me dijeron, vamos a la feria,
la feria, dijo que él, pero yo soy un oso!
Todo negro y marrón y cubierto de pelo.

I mean, Meow
#24 - the human race is truly a virus for the planet. we multiply an…  [+] (14 replies) 12/16/2013 on Dat Design -5
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#51 - gingebro (12/16/2013) [-]
nigga you took "the matrix" to heart
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#50 - locnex (12/16/2013) [-]
the way i view it is that we were always the underdog during evolution, and as we continue to grow more advanced, this planet will truly be ours, to show it that we are indomitable, by any means neccessary
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#43 - Sethorein (12/16/2013) [-]
what doesn't multiply and consume?
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#40 - mrmystery (12/16/2013) [-]
I grow my own food and use organic ass wipes, and when I kill something to eat, it's fucking hipsters like you I put on my plate. Eat shit and die. <8D
#35 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
Can you stop trying to sound deep?
#29 - jackii (12/16/2013) [-]
No, it's not our purpose

People who think everything going to shit is some sort of divine plan are part of the problem

There's no planet B
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#34 - thebrownydestroyer (12/16/2013) [-]
Well I suppose we'll eventually find a planet B
#37 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
We've found plenty of planets to sustain us, but we aren't anywhere near the technology to traveling to them.
There's no use to thinking "well we don't have to look after this one, because we might get another one"
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#39 - thebrownydestroyer (12/16/2013) [-]
By the time this planet is compleatly dead we'll definitely have another planet, even if we nuke the shit out of eachother the planet well some of it will still be liveable.
#33 - bummerdrummer (12/16/2013) [-]
no divine plan, just nature- bacteria decomposes dead things. i dont think there is a planet B. we're the end of the line.
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#25 - dambusta (12/16/2013) [-]
and the next is?
#32 - bummerdrummer (12/16/2013) [-]
I dont know. I'm not a philosophy major. Maybe we destroy it so that evolution can start over again.
#36 - dambusta (12/16/2013) [-]
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#31 - pulluspardus (12/16/2013) [-]
Germs and bacteria kills us all and only machines are left and those germs see them as gods and worship them while slowly being killed off by the heat of the sun and then when they're killed off to the last one Ants begin to grow out of radiation from the sun and start to build their own society while discovering their ancient ants were smaller than they are and lacked their brains while living along these colossal giants called Humans that used to build strange artifacts for who knows why. who were slowly killed off by diseases.
#16 - Lawyer'd 12/16/2013 on 3 Spooky +3