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Gender: male
Age: 24
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Video Games Played: RPG, FPS, RTS
PSN: fother_of_muck
Date Signed Up:1/26/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Denmark
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#1233 - A bit older picture. But I feel it captures my true essence.  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Selfie time, it's been a while +4
User avatar #1275 - barbwirepain (16 hours ago) [-]
a sociopath that just killed somebody for a ps4 then ejaculated in their pants?
#1701 - **bulwark used "*roll DD Class*"** **bulwark rolls Cleric (Clr)** 07/02/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#1687 - *roll DD class*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #1701 - bulwark (07/02/2015) [-]
**bulwark used "*roll DD Class*"**
**bulwark rolls Cleric (Clr)**
#1676 - **bulwark used "*roll rpg name*"** **bulwark rolls Zyra**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #1687 - bulwark (07/02/2015) [-]
*roll DD class*
User avatar #1701 - bulwark (07/02/2015) [-]
**bulwark used "*roll DD Class*"**
**bulwark rolls Cleric (Clr)**
#17 - I ******* told you ************* ! I ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on It's cancer incarnate. +41
User avatar #50 - psychadelicsnake (07/02/2015) [-]
christ
#15 - I don't want to say "I told you so" but I t…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2015 on It's cancer incarnate. +16
User avatar #95 - cleateater (07/02/2015) [-]
you told us alright
User avatar #19 - centraldogma (07/01/2015) [-]
I still believe we won't be seeing much of that shit on FJ, but yeah. You were right.
#27 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
FJ-SU must remain pure.
#29 - centraldogma (07/02/2015) [-]
As long as we can avoid any themed trolls, we'll be fine. pic unrelated
#31 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
Right now, I'm probably contributing the most cancer with my theories.
And why is that the best picture of Lapis from "Chille Tid" that I've ever seen?
#34 - centraldogma (07/02/2015) [-]
because seeing this post made me curious enough to actually check out /co/, and apparently there's some pretty good fanart to be found in /sug/ threads if you're willing to sift through countless posts by people who want to fuck rocks.
#37 - strigt (07/02/2015) [-]
Then we will comb those forums and filter out the cancer like a good dose of radiation.
#45 - centraldogma (07/02/2015) [-]
Well, you'e been warned. it really isn't so bad, I have yet to see anything remotely close to cumjar-tier weirdness outside of OPs video
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on They see me rollin... +2
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#11 - That's what drugs are for 07/01/2015 on special eye 0
#5 - I am kinda looking forward to a dystopian future... that is, i… 07/01/2015 on Dreams come true? +2
#1 - Great keks. But it worries me that people can be so ******… 07/01/2015 on Doug Console-bandito +1

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#56 - vincentvalkerii (06/01/2015) [-]
That was kinda fun.
#54 - captainsweden (03/06/2015) [-]
My latest OC, feel free to upvote and subscribe yo.
#53 - captainsweden (03/06/2015) [-]
How does it feel to be an inferor ********* ?
User avatar #47 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
Make the world a favour and kill yourself please.
User avatar #48 to #47 - bulwark (02/08/2015) [-]
Hahah aww the dumb little swede doesn't know how to spell properly.

Why don't you do me a favor, and crawl back to the ******** that spawned you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
You want to know how it feels to be *********** ? Come to sweden and i'll show you faggot
User avatar #50 to #49 - bulwark (02/08/2015) [-]
Why would I even want to know that? Sounds like a swedish fetish if anything. I'd rather be run over by a train than set foot in that ******* filth pit you call your homeland.
User avatar #51 to #50 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
Then dont you ******* danish piece of crap. No one wants you ******* here anyway.
#52 to #51 - bulwark (02/08/2015) [-]
>Danish
> ******

Lol, good one spitlicker, good one.
#41 - John Cena (03/28/2014) [-]
LOL SMOKE WEED BRO
#40 - watshisface (03/28/2014) [-]
that moment when you get a million negative thumbs for doing absolutely nothing
#42 to #40 - John Cena (03/28/2014) [-]
He clearly said that you have to smoke weed to know anything about it. That is, not only, not true, but very pompous.
User avatar #43 to #42 - watshisface (03/28/2014) [-]
he said you have to smoke to speak one way or the other....
User avatar #44 to #43 - tylermcall (03/28/2014) [-]
But you don't , so his statement was ultimately incorrect. Smoking weed doesn't automatically make you enlightened on every scientific fact on it.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - bulwark (02/04/2014) [-]
Fordi jeg var ret enig med dig i noget du skrev på en post for noget tid siden. Tror det var noget med en svensker der spillede smart og så blev han sat på plads.
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#38 to #37 - bulwark (02/04/2014) [-]
De sku fandme ha nogle hug... men det var vist den her post - www.funnyjunk.com/Took+him+a+minute+to+realize/funny-pictures/4994287/
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#28 - kolpster (05/18/2013) [-]
Hey! Just got bored so might as well talk to you. How are you, how's your voicing stuff been going?
#29 to #28 - bulwark (05/23/2013) [-]
Oi oi hehe

Well, it's all going nice and easy. Still getting more and more jobs every week. Seems I may be voicing the main antagonist of the upcoming Mass Effect fan film "Archangel"... so thats awesome and ofcourse, I am still painting my Warhammers. Going to post some pics soon.

how about you?
#30 to #29 - kolpster (05/24/2013) [-]
Late reactions much?
Anyway, good actually. Been painting, finished most me Boyz. As much as I want a painted Trukk, I don't want to paint it... Ah well.
I've never played Mass Effect, I've always wanted to... But sounds cool anyway!

<TOTALLYlegit army of mine. Just look at dem greenskins...
#32 to #30 - bulwark (05/24/2013) [-]
Also, check out this beauty...
User avatar #33 to #32 - kolpster (05/24/2013) [-]
Hot damn... But I hate when they do a beautiful base, but stick the default black circle on the bottom, even when you don't need it. It ruins the look.
User avatar #31 to #30 - bulwark (05/24/2013) [-]
Hot damn! look at those minis!

Well, you should throw up some pics of your Boyz. would love to see them

And yea, sorry for the late reply. I have a tendency to forget my notifications :p sorry
User avatar #34 to #31 - kolpster (05/24/2013) [-]
Love you too. D:
#17 - kolpster (04/21/2013) [-]
Just painted up a squad of Shoota Boyz.
Not to high standard, but still tabletop.
How's yours going? Started playing yet?
User avatar #18 to #17 - bulwark (04/21/2013) [-]
haha, nice, throw up some pics :) I may be able to give some advice!

And I have been busy this weekend, huge course about acting and such xD
#19 to #18 - kolpster (04/21/2013) [-]
Maybe not, don't have a connection from phone or other device to computer.   
Well I do, but I don't know where.   
Acting, 'ey?   
Sounds interesting.   
Also, no more Ork reaction pics D:
Maybe not, don't have a connection from phone or other device to computer.
Well I do, but I don't know where.
Acting, 'ey?
Sounds interesting.
Also, no more Ork reaction pics D:
#20 to #19 - bulwark (04/21/2013) [-]
Here, take one of mine... "Oi boss! we's don captchuret da oomie empror, why don' we put i'm ta gud use eh?"

and yea, acting, I do voice acting and such :)
#21 to #20 - kolpster (04/21/2013) [-]
Thanks.   
Voice acting? What sort of things? Like, what do you sound like mainly?
Thanks.
Voice acting? What sort of things? Like, what do you sound like mainly?
User avatar #22 to #21 - bulwark (04/21/2013) [-]
Well, none of my projects so far have been finished. However, I have been doing freelance voice acting in various projects. For example, I have done roughly 15-20 different voices for a Dawn of War mod. Also, I am doing some voice acting for a company called Mountainwheel, a project named Stonerage, look it up, its awesome!

And then some machinimas and such, a few other games aswell :) nothing big yet... oh and a little thing for Valve aswell
User avatar #23 to #22 - kolpster (04/21/2013) [-]
Holy crap sounds amazing!
Well, your life is set for you, 'ey?
What're you doing with VALVe? I'm interested...
User avatar #24 to #23 - bulwark (04/21/2013) [-]
A L4D 1 and 2 mod, which is backed by Valve and if they like it, it will be implemented in the game... possibly
User avatar #25 to #24 - kolpster (04/22/2013) [-]
More. Information.
Sounds fantastic, really.
User avatar #26 to #25 - bulwark (04/22/2013) [-]
I can't tell you much I think :p

you'll just have to wait, but look for a mod named Dneipr
User avatar #27 to #26 - kolpster (04/22/2013) [-]
Ok... Well have fun with it :D
User avatar #2 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Nice miniatures.
Don't know why you get reds for saying things are **** , when things are **** .
User avatar #3 to #2 - bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Hahah thanks! FINALLY someone who understands :D

I don't get it either really... It pains me when people say "Nice job" when they obviously haven't even tried to do a good job... so yea.

And no... Nuln oil isn't a miracle wash that makes everything look nice
#4 to #3 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
I'm starting 40k (Should get my delivery tomorrow hopefully) so I'll keep that in mind.
What wash should I use, I'm starting Orks.
User avatar #5 to #4 - bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Well, I haven't painted that many orks. However, usually you should use a wash that matches the color. So for the green skin, get a green wash, for metal things, like weapons and such, use Nuln for a clean wash or Agrax Earthshade for a sort of dirty look. It works especially well with brass and bronze colors
User avatar #6 to #5 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Thanks.
It could of arrived today, but no post on Sundays.
User avatar #7 to #6 - bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Dear god, don't remind me, haha xD
User avatar #8 to #7 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
It said 3-9 days, But it'll be coming on the 8-9th day. A shame really, as I wanted to get a few painted before I go back to school.

So, do you only play Chaos?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Yea, you can never count of the post being early :p hehe

It would be a shame to say that I play Chaos... I don't play at all really. I do want to yea, but in this little **** town where I live, no one plays... so yea.

I bought the Dark Vengeance box to be able to play 1v1 skirmishes at home. thats all I play :p

I am more of the painter type. I prefer to just paint and do conversions and such... so I do very different stuff. Right now I am going through my DV box and I also have a Chaos Fantasy Battalion in store.

However, I do have ONE project in mind. I want to buy a bunch of tyranids and make them look Nurglish. I know fluff wise, it doesn't work that way, but I like the idea :)

#10 to #9 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Cool.
I Had a few Space Marines, (15 and a bike) But I hadn't a clue how to paint them, so it wasn't very good. Also, I didn't have clippers and I rushed so it led so semi-sideways guns. I did manage to paint one surprisingly well, but then I ran out of paint.
I tried using Reeves (as it is cheap) but it isn't very good, the colours were off.
So after all this time I've decided to pick it up again, and start to play.
The GW near me is okay, though I could go to a club or something :P I've ordered the Battleforce, and I'll see how well I can paint it all.

Also, I've thought of playing 'Nids down the line, I think I like to have more models.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Sweet :) I used to have alot more Warhammers aswell when I was younger. then I lost interest. So it's like... 10 years ago since the last time I painted, so I am still "new" to it :) hehe. I played Blood Angels back then, had like, 4 tactical squads, 4 assault squads, 3 terminator squads, 1 was assault. then I had 2 dreadnought, 5 landspeeders, 10 bikes and a land raider crusader xD oh and then the random mish mash of other figures like lizardmen, orks, necrons, dark eldar and such...

then I moved to my moms place and my dads house went on fire... good bye all my warhammers

We only have one GW in the entire country and it is like 200km away... so **** that :p

And if you like to have lots of units then yea, nids and orks are the way to go :p
#12 to #11 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, Warhammer doesn't work well with fire for some reason...
What country are you in anyway?
I have a store within 5 miles, go look on GW's website, under store finder do the things and it'll find other places that play Warhammer.
Make sure to tick both boxes, mind.

I'd like to see more of what you've painted, anything. You seem to be quite good at it ;)

I'll just keep posting Ork reaction pics.
#13 to #12 - bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Denmark :p and I know there are some people who play in a club or something in a nearby town... however, I am not interested in playing with them, I know who they are and I don't like them xD

www.flickr.com/photos/carnorus-rex/

Check out my Flickr :P not all my miniatures are equally good, some are downright horrible... but still alot better than most of the stuff people post here xD haha
#14 to #13 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
The space marines are better than the cultists by far.   
But still, pretty amazing.   
I know someone who's going professional, so I can always ask for tips.   
   
Why don't you like these people anyway?   
   
&lt;Not mine, but I'm running out of pics :S
The space marines are better than the cultists by far.
But still, pretty amazing.
I know someone who's going professional, so I can always ask for tips.

Why don't you like these people anyway?

<Not mine, but I'm running out of pics :S
User avatar #15 to #14 - bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Yea, I used to cultists to refresh my memory of painting... so I didn't **** the marines up all too badly :p hehe

oh thats pretty cool, I envy those guys who get their stuff in White Dwarf :p

Because they're typical wannabe types. They think they're awesome for playing Warhammer and they don't have the slightest knowledge of the lore.

Its like "Duurrr hurr, Spess Mahreens is sooo awesome, I would be a good space marine if it was real life... Blood for the bloodgod, skulls for the skullthrone"
#16 to #15 - kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Indeed.
I had an old version of 'Eavy metal, and when I say old I mean when years didn't start with 20.
The colours were terrible, a tank was just red.
Nowadays it has gotten so much better, using drills and glue to make effects. I doubt I'd forget how to paint, as I never took it that high. But by Gork and Mork, if I ever do I'll be so darn happy.

But you're right, they have no idea how it all works.

Well, I'm learning how to play TWD's theme, I'll still talk but I'll need breaks. :P
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