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#28 - toro (06/05/2016) [-]
And Funfact: The name AndarĂ­n could be translated to something like "walkie"
#27 - thepizzadevourer (06/05/2016) [-]
Good lord, just imagine what he would've been like if he had arrived on time and prepared. Pic related.
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#63 - thecatdidit (06/04/2016) [-]
so are geese, but really any wild animal will bite you, especially if you are near their children
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#84 - elcreepo (06/05/2016) [-]
I went after a goose with its young the other day hoping to catch one. I was curious about what it would do if I successfully caught one. Looking back that was pretty autistic of me.

The trick is to look bigger than them, they run away if you get to close instead of attacking.
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#85 - thecatdidit (06/05/2016) [-]
I was just walking my dog at my apartments the other day and we walked by one with its young and it flew at us and hissed and it scared the shit out of my small dog.
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#86 - elcreepo (06/05/2016) [-]
What you do in that situation is spread your arms out wide and confront it, possibly also hissing. You ARE the bigger goose.

Your dog however poses more of a threat than you to a goose, and is easier to attack, so get it behind you.

They hissed at me but backed the fuck down. I missed with the net though. Kinda glad I did, but at the same time that river doesn't need more of those little shitstains.
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#88 - thecatdidit (06/05/2016) [-]
also I have a shih tzu and they are worthless in the attacking or protecting department, they just cuddle.
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#87 - thecatdidit (06/05/2016) [-]
I just screamed really loudly and it went away