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#30 - kinda looks like a face 12/10/2015 on Timelapse of the world from... 0
#33 - I bet it sounded a lot like breaking glass. 12/10/2015 on Falling tree 0
#35 - Comment deleted 12/10/2015 on Christ-chan 0
#10 - can kangaroos swim?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Rip in Peace 0
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#16 - orava (12/09/2015) [-]
yes, they can. You can find on youtube a lot of sweet videos with some swimming, like this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsHZYPtqzfM
#13 - kapkap (12/09/2015) [-]
highly doubt it
#3 - why is it that whenever you see an article this retarded, it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on Vagina PSA +2
#17 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
why is it that you're such an idiot that you don't understand satire?
#1 - i mean i'm not the smartest man, but texas seems like a really…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/03/2015 on Taxus +113
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#47 - zerpderp (12/04/2015) [-]
You'd think that but I wanna say last year or so been awhile since it happened, but anyway some time back in a town abou 10 minutes away from me they found a terrorist training camp idk if it was for isis or al queda. The funny thing was this training ground was basically down the road from one the plants apparently they where gunna try and sneak in or something else. Yeah that shit didn't last long fbi and local forces went in there shut the whole thing down by of course shooting it down. kinda sucked too because of bunch of the locals where waiting around the area to see if they bastards weaseled out and got away was fun we just sat around showing off our guns and bullshitting. we have a bunch of local millitias now
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#35 - Darianvincent (12/04/2015) [-]
Eh I thought Texas being that gun crazy was just a meme, you can't even CC a shotgun there. Fucking posers
#27 - lostabyss (12/04/2015) [-]
its almost like....and this is pretty far fetched...you consider guns some form of deterrent...but that cant be right. the media said so.
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#26 - senemous (12/04/2015) [-]
Georgia ain't no slouch either, I work for a small company in Georgia, out of the 5 people in this room 3 of them are carrying firearms (I haven't gotten my concealed carry permit yet otherwise it'd be 4 out of 5).
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#21 - makethingsworse (12/04/2015) [-]
Really anywhere in the South is a bad idea. If I don't get you then there is someone at least 20 feet away from me with a grip. Isoroku Yamamoto wasn't talking about any sort of grass he was talking about Kentucky Blue Grass.
#15 - bellrunner (12/04/2015) [-]
If only we had armed our autistic children, this would never have happened
#7 - nafitzk (12/04/2015) [-]
As a Texan, you are spot on. Now time to die, partner
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#13 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
well for that behaviour they want to disarm you bcuz guns kill not people (very certain people)
cucks are offended that you protected yourself
#10 - that would be WWIII 12/03/2015 on Meanwhile in England -1
#5 - i'm not really sure if they're trolling or genuinely have no i… 12/03/2015 on placebo effect in motion +2
#11 - lol, kraken, that **** will **** you up. 12/03/2015 on High budget Hentai be like 0
#17 - today i was learned a thing. 12/03/2015 on Steampunk Frankenstein 0