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#68 - I would choose you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on i can't pick just one... 0
User avatar #71 - chadisyounggg (02/14/2015) [-]
ahahaha Hahaha ahah
#43 - he is the second coming of the black science man 01/31/2015 on Couldn't have put it better 0
#159 - **brownn used "*roll picture*"** **brownn rolled image ** … 01/29/2015 on Blowey Joey +3
#153 - Comment deleted 01/29/2015 on Blowey Joey 0
#22 - Without sounding cocky or lovestruck, she may try to do that, …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Guys I need some help 0
User avatar #23 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
what other people tell you (and her) means jack shit. My ex-wife was told by everyone she knew (including her family) that she was making a huge mistake when she was having an affair while I was in the Persian Gulf. Didn't deter her one bit. She now lives in a trailer park (and not with the guy she cheated with) on the outskirts of a desert in southern California, and has tattoos on her neck and chest. I own a $350k house with an apple orchard and an AMAZING view on the side of a mountain in Vermont and earn over $100k a year... she was thinking about the RIGHT NOW... she was only 22 at the time (I was 24).
#20 - with trying to remove obvious bias I would say I am 7.5 an…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Guys I need some help 0
User avatar #21 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
Well, I would still say that she is testing the waters to see if she can "upgrade" so to speak... you maybe the best thing out there for her... but with nothing to reference it against... she doesn't know it. My bets are still on that wants to "test drive" a different "model" but she isn't ready to sell the reliable car she currently has.
#22 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
Without sounding cocky or lovestruck, she may try to do that, but I have had plenty of people tell both of us that no one else could be for each other. Your logic does make sense and thank you for giving the news that I might not want to hear, but might be the best.
User avatar #23 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
what other people tell you (and her) means jack shit. My ex-wife was told by everyone she knew (including her family) that she was making a huge mistake when she was having an affair while I was in the Persian Gulf. Didn't deter her one bit. She now lives in a trailer park (and not with the guy she cheated with) on the outskirts of a desert in southern California, and has tattoos on her neck and chest. I own a $350k house with an apple orchard and an AMAZING view on the side of a mountain in Vermont and earn over $100k a year... she was thinking about the RIGHT NOW... she was only 22 at the time (I was 24).
#18 - I worked at Taco Bell, the only stupid question in existence i…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Guys I need some help 0
User avatar #19 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
Both of you...scale of 1-10
#20 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
with trying to remove obvious bias
I would say I am 7.5 and she is 7-8
User avatar #21 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
Well, I would still say that she is testing the waters to see if she can "upgrade" so to speak... you maybe the best thing out there for her... but with nothing to reference it against... she doesn't know it. My bets are still on that wants to "test drive" a different "model" but she isn't ready to sell the reliable car she currently has.
#22 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
Without sounding cocky or lovestruck, she may try to do that, but I have had plenty of people tell both of us that no one else could be for each other. Your logic does make sense and thank you for giving the news that I might not want to hear, but might be the best.
User avatar #23 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
what other people tell you (and her) means jack shit. My ex-wife was told by everyone she knew (including her family) that she was making a huge mistake when she was having an affair while I was in the Persian Gulf. Didn't deter her one bit. She now lives in a trailer park (and not with the guy she cheated with) on the outskirts of a desert in southern California, and has tattoos on her neck and chest. I own a $350k house with an apple orchard and an AMAZING view on the side of a mountain in Vermont and earn over $100k a year... she was thinking about the RIGHT NOW... she was only 22 at the time (I was 24).
#15 - both 19, I was the nerd in high school with low tolerance for …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Guys I need some help 0
User avatar #17 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
I know this seems like an stupid question, but, what do you both look like, including your height
#18 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
I worked at Taco Bell, the only stupid question in existence is What is the difference between a hard and a soft shell taco?

I am 6'0 and 160 lbs. She is 5'5 ish and 140 or so. Do you need more details?
User avatar #19 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
Both of you...scale of 1-10
#20 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
with trying to remove obvious bias
I would say I am 7.5 and she is 7-8
User avatar #21 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
Well, I would still say that she is testing the waters to see if she can "upgrade" so to speak... you maybe the best thing out there for her... but with nothing to reference it against... she doesn't know it. My bets are still on that wants to "test drive" a different "model" but she isn't ready to sell the reliable car she currently has.
#22 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
Without sounding cocky or lovestruck, she may try to do that, but I have had plenty of people tell both of us that no one else could be for each other. Your logic does make sense and thank you for giving the news that I might not want to hear, but might be the best.
User avatar #23 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
what other people tell you (and her) means jack shit. My ex-wife was told by everyone she knew (including her family) that she was making a huge mistake when she was having an affair while I was in the Persian Gulf. Didn't deter her one bit. She now lives in a trailer park (and not with the guy she cheated with) on the outskirts of a desert in southern California, and has tattoos on her neck and chest. I own a $350k house with an apple orchard and an AMAZING view on the side of a mountain in Vermont and earn over $100k a year... she was thinking about the RIGHT NOW... she was only 22 at the time (I was 24).
#12 - I can see how people are thinking that she would use me, and t…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Guys I need some help 0
User avatar #13 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
how old are you guys?
#15 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
both 19, I was the nerd in high school with low tolerance for bull**** so I didn't interact with people much. She was homeschooled, and so we became each others closest friends pretty much as soon as we got to college. It took me a semester to ask her out, because I didn't want to push her to do something she didn't want to.
User avatar #17 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
I know this seems like an stupid question, but, what do you both look like, including your height
#18 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
I worked at Taco Bell, the only stupid question in existence is What is the difference between a hard and a soft shell taco?

I am 6'0 and 160 lbs. She is 5'5 ish and 140 or so. Do you need more details?
User avatar #19 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
Both of you...scale of 1-10
#20 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
with trying to remove obvious bias
I would say I am 7.5 and she is 7-8
User avatar #21 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
Well, I would still say that she is testing the waters to see if she can "upgrade" so to speak... you maybe the best thing out there for her... but with nothing to reference it against... she doesn't know it. My bets are still on that wants to "test drive" a different "model" but she isn't ready to sell the reliable car she currently has.
#22 - brownn (01/27/2015) [-]
Without sounding cocky or lovestruck, she may try to do that, but I have had plenty of people tell both of us that no one else could be for each other. Your logic does make sense and thank you for giving the news that I might not want to hear, but might be the best.
User avatar #23 - scorpidea (01/27/2015) [-]
what other people tell you (and her) means jack shit. My ex-wife was told by everyone she knew (including her family) that she was making a huge mistake when she was having an affair while I was in the Persian Gulf. Didn't deter her one bit. She now lives in a trailer park (and not with the guy she cheated with) on the outskirts of a desert in southern California, and has tattoos on her neck and chest. I own a $350k house with an apple orchard and an AMAZING view on the side of a mountain in Vermont and earn over $100k a year... she was thinking about the RIGHT NOW... she was only 22 at the time (I was 24).
#11 - That seems to hit the nail on the head with what she has said,… 01/27/2015 on Guys I need some help +1
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