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#64 - i thought i was gonna make it to colored text with my little m… 07/09/2014 on Aunt May +2
#61 - <<< our far cry conversations  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Aunt May +7
User avatar #62 - stonetomcat (07/09/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #64 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [-]
i thought i was gonna make it to colored text with my little moment of glory in the "selfie tuesday" thread. not even close...
#59 - didn't you get colored text shortly after the last time we had…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Aunt May +7
User avatar #60 - stonetomcat (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my God, you are the same guy!

Yeah, the text wore off.
#61 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [-]
<<< our far cry conversations
User avatar #62 - stonetomcat (07/09/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #64 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [-]
i thought i was gonna make it to colored text with my little moment of glory in the "selfie tuesday" thread. not even close...
#51 - This comic reminds me of my Nanna. this little old lady once b…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Aunt May +37
User avatar #58 - stonetomcat (07/09/2014) [-]
Unrelated to what you said, I love Far Cry.
#59 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [-]
didn't you get colored text shortly after the last time we had this conversation?
User avatar #60 - stonetomcat (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my God, you are the same guy!

Yeah, the text wore off.
#61 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [-]
<<< our far cry conversations
User avatar #62 - stonetomcat (07/09/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #64 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [-]
i thought i was gonna make it to colored text with my little moment of glory in the "selfie tuesday" thread. not even close...
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#16 - well, part of me says "wtf dude...." then the other … 07/09/2014 on live, live in fear! +1
#14 - I find your name disturbing yet fascinating  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on live, live in fear! +1
#15 - batgirlfucker (07/09/2014) [-]
why is that?
User avatar #16 - brothergrimm (07/09/2014) [-]
well, part of me says "wtf dude...." then the other part says"you know, i'd like to see some batgirl porn..."
#208 - But who's gonna make the popcorn? 07/09/2014 on Who posted this? 0
#50 - The only reason Ed Edd n Eddy existed is because someone dared… 07/09/2014 on Ed, edd, and eddy +1
#18 - i remember seeing this back when i was still an Anon 07/09/2014 on nigga dey all chinese! 0

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User avatar #317 - luluwho (06/15/2014) [-]
Lookin' good now, bro
User avatar #299 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
bababad swordwoman tankthejackal bubdude darkjustifier waffies

my closest fj friends, i just wanted you guys to know that while i've gotten kind of caught up in life's ******** for now, i still think about you guys and hope you're all doing well. this one's for you guys

Tavern Song - #01 Here's a Health to the Company | AC4 Black Flag In-Game Soundtrack
User avatar #316 to #299 - bubdude (03/09/2014) [-]
hope that you are still doing well as well my friend
User avatar #315 to #313 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
good to see you're still kicking around
User avatar #311 to #299 - tankthejackal ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
don't worry litlle ***** , you can make it
User avatar #314 to #311 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
like i have any choice lol
#301 to #299 - swordwoman (03/08/2014) [-]
You're not alone in life's ******* ! You can do it hun!
User avatar #302 to #301 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
yeah yeah i know
#303 to #302 - swordwoman (03/08/2014) [-]
good, stay save bunny.
good, stay save bunny.
User avatar #304 to #303 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
i hate bunnies....... don't ask why. i just do
#305 to #304 - swordwoman (03/08/2014) [-]
they are ******* adorable as **** ! Other than life being ******** , how are you?
#306 to #305 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
hungry...........
hungry...........
#307 to #306 - swordwoman (03/08/2014) [-]
That moment when you have absolutely nothing in house and haven't eaten all day. Go eat- ....						****					 I can eat a horse with some fries....
That moment when you have absolutely nothing in house and haven't eaten all day. Go eat- .... **** I can eat a horse with some fries....
User avatar #308 to #307 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
oh no there's stuff to eat, i just don't wanna get up lol
User avatar #309 to #308 - swordwoman (03/08/2014) [-]
So damn lazy hue. Train your dogs to fetch you some snacks when you can't lift a finger!
User avatar #310 to #309 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
i just need a pet mexican
User avatar #300 to #299 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
thechosentroll this applies to you too even though i'm pretty sure you forgot my existance among you hundreds of fj cultist lol
User avatar #312 to #300 - thechosentroll (03/08/2014) [-]
Nah, I haven't forgotten. Just been busy as hell.
#259 - tikledpikle (08/04/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Adam meets iron man **
User avatar #280 to #259 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
i literally haven't slept in a week because i keep thinking how the only thing i ever wanted out of life was to be a soldier, now i'll never be able to do that. it's a really ******** feeling
User avatar #281 to #280 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
hey man, **** happens for a reason. maybe it wasn't destined for to walk that path. i got placed in a med platoon back in boot camp. i was there for two months. My senior DI at the time made me realize, that could have been a blessing in disguise. What if I had graduated when i was supposed to of, hit the fleet, then went overseas at a bad time and got shwacked? Granted, there are times i wish i had been merked off, and maybe better men then me would still be alive, but life has other plans. You might be meant for something more than being a soldier. Just have go with what's givin to ya.
User avatar #282 to #281 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
maybe i'm just overly dramatic but when i analyze everything and graph it all out, soldiering is the only thing i'm good at. i was born a warrior. i've thought about "what if you enlisted then got your ass blown the **** up?" or any other unfortunate fatal circumstance........ that would have been fine by me. the idea of dying of old age and living an ordinary life scares the **** out of me. the idea of living a soldiers life and dying young-ish and in battle...... yeah, that sounds just fine by me
User avatar #283 to #282 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
You and me are ******* kindred spirits man. I joined because of the very reason of feeling warriors blood in me. Everyone in my platoon, thought i was going to draw first blood or... sacrifice myself for them. And i still will today, for anyone of them. If, you don't mind my asking, but what is it that's keeping you from joining?
User avatar #284 to #283 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
*sigh* when i was younger...... not too long ago, i said some really stupid things. everyone flipped out and thought i was schizophrenic. i was sent to a psychiatric facility to be evaluated. after a week, they determined there was nothing wrong with me!!!! if i had kept my mouth shut, the army never would've found out about it. but i let it slip and they said they'd have to get a waiver. then they decided not to wait for waiver. they just rejected my ass.......... at the MEHPS station too so there's no way i can ever get in..........
User avatar #285 to #284 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
Damn man. But you know what, you showed integrity and honesty. Traits they want from a warrior. I'll let you know when i get this field up and running, and you come and work for me. Play whenever, great discounts, and I'll give you the military treatment man.
User avatar #286 to #285 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
well when i'm done with school i plan on going back home to Mississippi at some point. you're not too far of a jump, i just may have to do that
User avatar #287 to #286 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
Hell yeah man. I'll let you know how things are progressing. Of course, if i get full dissablilty from the VA, then we'll just go out and shoot guns at random ****
User avatar #288 to #287 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
sounds good bro. i might even ask my brother if i can borrow his dad's M107 XD
User avatar #289 to #288 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
**** man, if i get what I want, I'll have a class 3 and full auto weapons
User avatar #290 to #289 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
i think i just came O.o
User avatar #291 to #290 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
Shooting the 240 Bravo this beauty right here, i was pretty beast with. not footage of me. but still my fave the 240B machine gun
User avatar #292 to #291 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
I prefer tactical subs or snipers. my brothers say i'm the DM of our group lol
User avatar #293 to #292 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
Nothin wrong with that, though i prefer a rifle. Maybe with a scope, if i can see my opponents eyes as i take him out. But the MG, oh man that gets my blood flowing.
User avatar #294 to #293 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
most heavy machine guns take too long to reload though. everybody loves a mounted .50 though
User avatar #295 to #294 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
I could reload my rifle in 2seconds, and reload a 240B in like 5. it depends one how familiar you are with the weapon. and yes, a mounted .50=jizz stained pants
User avatar #296 to #295 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
oh and going back to the "warrior blood" topic, my gf woke me up the night before last and said i was tensing up, growling and my trigger finger was twitching like i was shooting. i don't remember much from the dream but it was intense
User avatar #297 to #296 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah man, you got the heart. The last couple women i dated, i used to beat them in my sleep from combat nightmares, or they would say i was yelling commands, trying to save a buddy. but hey man, i'll talk more with you another day. i gotta try and get some sleep. gotta be up early tomorrow.
User avatar #298 to #297 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
same here. later bro
User avatar #260 to #259 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
hey bro. long time no chat
User avatar #261 to #260 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
i know man. hows it been?
User avatar #262 to #261 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
not bad. been kinda depressed but it's because of **** in the past. currently, life's not terrible
User avatar #263 to #262 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
I feel ya there bro. Past is haunting, is but we can't let it rule us. I've been slowly been getting back on my feet, working again, finally have money, soon a new car. ***** looking good.
User avatar #264 to #263 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
i have a job at KFC and my own truck and i'll be graduating my diesel mechanics class soon. but i keep looking back at the only thing i ever wanted out of life and lost
User avatar #265 to #264 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
moneys money man. i work at wal-mart. not to bad, except for the customers. as i'm sure you know. i keep wishin i was back in the corps, but they won't take me back
User avatar #266 to #265 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
eeyup. you could always try for paramilitary. i hear blackwater hasn't been taking many people but there are other companies
User avatar #267 to #266 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
i might. just to see if they will. but i'm broken goods lol
User avatar #268 to #267 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
medical discharge? what was the injury?
User avatar #269 to #268 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
PTSD, bad back, bad knees. PTSD mostly. i have flash backs when i hear cars backfire, any kind of loud noises, or fire works
User avatar #270 to #269 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
in that particular case, they probably won't take you :/
User avatar #271 to #270 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
yeah i figured. i'm just gonna stick to opening a paintball/airsoft field and shop
User avatar #272 to #271 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
awesome idea!
User avatar #273 to #272 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
**** yeah. you gotta do what you love.
User avatar #274 to #273 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
i love being paid to be a soldier...... i'm ******
User avatar #275 to #274 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
don't get me wrong, i loved being paid to be a Marine. but since they and the Army won't take me back, i'll go for mock combat.i have so many ideas, i just hope that everything goes as planned.
User avatar #276 to #275 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
where the **** are you located lol i'll work for you!
User avatar #277 to #276 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
St. Augustine Florida. I'm actually wanting to hire only Vets. No matter what branch. I'm getting myself pumped over this lol
User avatar #278 to #277 - brothergrimm (08/05/2013) [-]
well now, i'd break your rule then. i told you this picture is because of my grandfather right? i was never actually in the army. that's the thing i wanted and ****** up. i have this picture up because he was a sergeant and an army ranger.
User avatar #279 to #278 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
You'll be an exception to the rule lol. Family of military is still military in my eyes. especially those who tried to get in.
User avatar #206 - bababad (05/25/2013) [-]
.............i tire of camp..thankfully I'll be home tomorrow...in my own bed...with my own interwebs...with my own privacy.....and probably rum or crispen......
User avatar #227 to #206 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
i was thinking about a girl like that from high school the other day.... mexican girl named Margarita... the first time i saw her i was watching her dance....... looking back, that the only time i can ******* remember her
User avatar #228 to #227 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
never pursued her?
User avatar #229 to #228 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
at one time i did....... came sooooo close too..... then just..... lost contact. *shrug*
User avatar #207 to #206 - brothergrimm (05/26/2013) [-]
well i'll probably talk to you tonight then bro. i'll be on after work
User avatar #208 to #207 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
no such luck lol
User avatar #209 to #208 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
evidently not XD
User avatar #210 to #209 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
how're things grimm!?
User avatar #211 to #210 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
meh. could be better if my net would hold up
User avatar #212 to #211 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
you're telling me. its almost dial up here...
User avatar #213 to #212 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
we're supposed to have "high speed" and it keeps crapping out
User avatar #214 to #213 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
yeah....at&t keeps thirding our service every 3 months...down to 80 ish kbs....
User avatar #215 to #214 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
that's retarded.................
User avatar #216 to #215 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
yeah....and we can't bounce because contract...and my buddy with the slightly better service gets a one to two megs a second...
User avatar #217 to #216 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
i hate business.....................
User avatar #218 to #217 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
agreed. i love the business though.
User avatar #219 to #218 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
the business? of what?
User avatar #220 to #219 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
....sex.
User avatar #221 to #220 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
i wouldn't know....... never been in the "busines" of it...........
User avatar #222 to #221 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
giving someone the business can be a euphamism for penetration.

/themoreyouknow

i knew a girl who got paid during high school....
User avatar #223 to #222 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
only during highschool?
User avatar #224 to #223 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
babies decreases her billable rate i'd assume. had twins at 17.
User avatar #225 to #224 - brothergrimm (05/27/2013) [-]
yeahhhh >.> did you ever try her out?
User avatar #226 to #225 - bababad (05/27/2013) [-]
nah, almost did. though it was actual attraction..no money changing hands lol. Little irish redhead. no idea what happened to her after the kids.
User avatar #205 - brothergrimm (04/26/2013) [-]
kirbysilver


why do you keep rolling me?!
#203 - cheastnut (03/15/2013) [-]
o yeah I can't remember if i posted this...
User avatar #201 - thegirlyoudespise (02/08/2013) [-]
Nice profile pic :D
User avatar #202 to #201 - brothergrimm (02/08/2013) [-]
thank you ^-^
User avatar #197 - cupcakedevourer (01/30/2013) [-]
Have a nice day <3
User avatar #198 to #197 - brothergrimm (01/30/2013) [-]
heeeeere we go...... thank you
User avatar #199 to #198 - cupcakedevourer (01/30/2013) [-]
Apparently you have a headache :( i hope you get better soon :(
User avatar #200 to #199 - brothergrimm (01/30/2013) [-]
wow i actually do O.o much appreciated
#194 - swordwoman (01/05/2013) [-]
I've mixed peanut butter and Nuttela together on a pancake, while drinking coffee mixed with tea.

User avatar #195 to #194 - brothergrimm (01/06/2013) [-]
that sounds delicious
#196 to #195 - swordwoman (01/06/2013) [-]
It was puke worthy...
#170 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
Hi there!   
   
Fj chat doesnt work well for me, so chatting here or via inbox works better. how've you been?
Hi there!

Fj chat doesnt work well for me, so chatting here or via inbox works better. how've you been?
User avatar #191 to #170 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
give you a what?
User avatar #192 to #191 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
tell me if you think i should go see it, if it's worth it, so forth?
User avatar #193 to #192 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
************************** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's an amazing movie. and i won't say anything else for fear of accidentally making a spoiler
User avatar #171 to #170 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
here is fine. i've been sick. ****** winter........ every year with this **** !
User avatar #172 to #171 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
Not a winter fan then? Cold and snowy where you are by chance?
User avatar #173 to #172 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
no just cold and windy with the occasional rain
User avatar #174 to #173 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
well what'd you do to get sick? There's 4 feet of snow here!
User avatar #175 to #174 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
it's inevitable around winter time..... no matter what i do.
User avatar #176 to #175 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
well, how bad is it? just a seasonal cold or are you dying on the inside?
User avatar #177 to #176 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
fever and chest congestion. that's about it. have you seen the FP comments tonight?!

anon ******** ******* people off everywhere.
User avatar #178 to #177 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
eh, im not commenting much lately. Got a lot of stuff to play with for christmas, so im mostly preoccupied. Anons have never managed to bother me, and they more entertain me when i see how much rage they call up.
User avatar #179 to #178 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
i'm just reading the **** going "okay, who pissed off 4chan?"
User avatar #180 to #179 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
heh, that would imply 4chan actually has any organization skills or power nowadays. They fell apart 4 years ago in my opinion.
User avatar #181 to #180 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
well not all at once but it started 4 years ago
User avatar #182 to #181 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
i miss the old days. FJ is trying too hard to be like 4chan once was
User avatar #183 to #182 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
someone always will. everyone is an ******* these days and every site is **** . you just have to pick which one's **** you're more willing to put up with
User avatar #184 to #183 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
and in the end i can't bear 9gag, most of tumblr, reddit, or just about any other! Woohoo! i found my site!
User avatar #185 to #184 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
never been to 9gag. glanced at reddit once. not bad. the people suck though
User avatar #186 to #185 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
never intentionally went to either. Find myself there looking for images or such that i want to post, and lose braincells before i leave
User avatar #187 to #186 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
so..... i've become a huge fan of a movie villian that i never expected to like.......
User avatar #188 to #187 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
yeah? and who's that?
User avatar #189 to #188 - brothergrimm (12/28/2012) [-]
Bane............
User avatar #190 to #189 - waffies (12/28/2012) [-]
i have as of yet failed to see that movie! Gimme a reccommendation?
#161 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas Mr.Grimm!!!
Merry Christmas Mr.Grimm!!!
User avatar #162 to #161 - brothergrimm (12/24/2012) [-]
merry christmas dark. how have you been?
#163 to #162 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
Wonderful!!!! you?
User avatar #164 to #163 - brothergrimm (12/24/2012) [-]
sick. like fever and coughing and ****
#165 to #164 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
I hope you get better, I hate getting sick.
User avatar #166 to #165 - brothergrimm (12/24/2012) [-]
me too. sucks nuts
#167 to #166 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
I'll talk to ya later bro, I gotta lot of work to do on FJ today that involves all my friends.
User avatar #168 to #167 - brothergrimm (12/24/2012) [-]
alright bro be safe. merry christmas
User avatar #169 to #168 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
you too
User avatar #159 - artyommetro (12/24/2012) [-]
It was Call of Duty Big Red one that is what made me and you become friends.
User avatar #160 to #159 - brothergrimm (12/24/2012) [-]
ah yes! now i remember!
#147 - swordwoman (12/10/2012) [-]
If there is a 						********					 of snow there will be kids declaring war to each other for their own twisted giggles. And who am i not to join?    
(everyone attacked everyone, so my my strategy was, target the one who just destroyed an enemy and eliminate him or her.)   
   
as i was owning a group of 10 people, aging between 13 and 18 years and having one kid by my side providing me with fresh ammo. (she was pretty cute, every time  i hit someone she would do her own little evil laugh. i would be an awesome mother.)     
when the kids gave up on that little dream of defeating me, they raised their hands in surrender.    
   
me being all smug and cocky about the fact that i destroyed their little asses, i did my little dance, after the said dance we went our separate ways. (i regret nothing.)    
   
the next morning i came outside to give them another taste of my frosty wrath, but was surprised to see no one there... being the dense idiot that i can be, stood there with a straight face thinking about breakfast. suddenly a lot  of snowballs  where hitting my back, i stumbled and ran towards the first thing i saw, a half assed fort one of the kids made.    
   
now here i don't know what possessed me or what the hell i was thinking but i made a slide towards it,   
   
hit the fort,    
   
and all the snow tumbled on top of me.    
   
let's say i lost that fight because of my retardism...    
   
so how are you doin'?
If there is a ******** of snow there will be kids declaring war to each other for their own twisted giggles. And who am i not to join?
(everyone attacked everyone, so my my strategy was, target the one who just destroyed an enemy and eliminate him or her.)

as i was owning a group of 10 people, aging between 13 and 18 years and having one kid by my side providing me with fresh ammo. (she was pretty cute, every time i hit someone she would do her own little evil laugh. i would be an awesome mother.)
when the kids gave up on that little dream of defeating me, they raised their hands in surrender.

me being all smug and cocky about the fact that i destroyed their little asses, i did my little dance, after the said dance we went our separate ways. (i regret nothing.)

the next morning i came outside to give them another taste of my frosty wrath, but was surprised to see no one there... being the dense idiot that i can be, stood there with a straight face thinking about breakfast. suddenly a lot of snowballs where hitting my back, i stumbled and ran towards the first thing i saw, a half assed fort one of the kids made.

now here i don't know what possessed me or what the hell i was thinking but i made a slide towards it,

hit the fort,

and all the snow tumbled on top of me.

let's say i lost that fight because of my retardism...

so how are you doin'?
User avatar #148 to #147 - brothergrimm (12/12/2012) [-]
you're such a ditz........ i'm in pain. got hit by a car this morning
#149 to #148 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
You got hit by a what!? sweetheart are you okay? and you're calling me a ditz, i am not the one getting hit by cars goddamn it. *points* i had fun even when it ended like that, i regret nothing.    
   
did this story at least made you smile a little bit?
You got hit by a what!? sweetheart are you okay? and you're calling me a ditz, i am not the one getting hit by cars goddamn it. *points* i had fun even when it ended like that, i regret nothing.

did this story at least made you smile a little bit?
User avatar #150 to #149 - brothergrimm (12/12/2012) [-]
yes it did lol

and he was speeding and i was in a crosswalk dammit! not my fault!
#151 to #150 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
What did the Asian guy do after he hit you?
What did the Asian guy do after he hit you?
User avatar #152 to #151 - brothergrimm (12/12/2012) [-]
i think he was mexican actually. he sped off one i dragged myself out of the road
#153 to #152 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
...... i have never felt so much rage right now.   
   
   
   
*Click, click.*
...... i have never felt so much rage right now.



*Click, click.*
User avatar #154 to #153 - brothergrimm (12/12/2012) [-]
meh. i'm used to it. this is phoenix. people don't have time to care
#155 to #154 - swordwoman (12/12/2012) [-]
Shut your pie hole, get used to being cared about,     
I feel like going on a man hunt and blow 						****					 up, while walking away not giving a 						****					.
Shut your pie hole, get used to being cared about,
I feel like going on a man hunt and blow **** up, while walking away not giving a **** .
#146 - istompchildren (12/06/2012) [-]
It's Taco
User avatar #144 - phanact (12/05/2012) [-]
I use white text on comments
User avatar #114 - phanact (11/19/2012) [-]
I have a small reaction folder.

I use it whenever I can really
User avatar #108 - marceau (11/12/2012) [-]
Remember me?
User avatar #109 to #108 - brothergrimm (11/13/2012) [-]
why yes. yes i do. the name at least, i don't recall where from though
#110 to #109 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought I was the winner of feels.
#111 to #110 - brothergrimm (11/13/2012) [-]
**** ! **** ! **** ! repressed memories!!!! i need alcohol!!!
#112 to #111 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm glad you remember me.
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User avatar #107 to #106 - brothergrimm (10/31/2012) [-]
what i have, i plan to keep. no harm in asking though
#55 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
If it's a roleplay you play along, and I grab everything pony.
If it's a roleplay you play along, and I grab everything pony.
User avatar #95 to #55 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
i wish i could afford it.....
User avatar #97 to #95 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
No, I don't have the money to buy things.
User avatar #99 to #97 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
neither do i
#102 to #99 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
Ima poor
Ima poor
User avatar #57 to #55 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
sometimes. i stay away from any kind of roleplay in public.
#72 to #57 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
I fear nothing.
User avatar #73 to #72 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
what ever blows your skirt up dude
#75 to #73 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
It's called a kilt.
User avatar #76 to #75 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
you're scottish?
User avatar #77 to #76 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
It's in the bloodline but no, I'm from texas.
User avatar #78 to #77 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
then it's a skirt goddammit XD
#79 to #78 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
NOT ACCORDING TO MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER HAMILTON IT ISN'T!!!
#80 to #79 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
in his place of birth, he's correct. but guess where you live?

i hope you realize i'm totally just ******* with you. lemme know if i get too personal
User avatar #81 to #80 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
Only my family can make me angry.
User avatar #82 to #81 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
okay good
User avatar #83 to #82 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
Literally only my family, it's like they are my tolerance kryptonite.
User avatar #84 to #83 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
i know people like that. but everyone pisses me off. people tell me i'm an angry person. i just tell them to go away before i stab them
#85 to #84 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
I have friends like that, I'm the only person who can calm them down.
User avatar #86 to #85 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
it usually take a female for me. taylor's the only guy it works for because i trust him more than my own mother.
#88 to #86 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
It's because people really don't want to hit me for some reason, a lot of people don't like me because they can never make me angry but they never threaten, I negotiate a lot too.
User avatar #89 to #88 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
meh. i'm just angry. i bottle it all up and have nothing to physically take it out on.
User avatar #91 to #89 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
Go out in the woods and scream.
User avatar #93 to #91 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
i would if i were still in Mississippi. but i'm in the city now. and plus screaming doesn't help. when i'm angry i need to destroy something. usually chopping down trees or hunting invasive species of birds
User avatar #94 to #93 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
A HA, Get a punching bag, a light one that's easy to move.
User avatar #87 to #86 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
horysheet you hear that ****** ? i hope you appreciate the compliment!


****** ......
#104 to #87 - horysheet (10/24/2012) [-]
yes i heard that and yes i do appreciate it!








****** .......
User avatar #92 to #90 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
that was for Taylor when he logs on. horysheet is his profile remember?
User avatar #103 to #92 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
It happens sometimes, the PM feature is a bit glitchy.
User avatar #100 to #92 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
No he answered back the first time sorry, I just didn't get one after that it was probably a problem on my end.
User avatar #101 to #100 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
or he didn't respond out of laziness lol
User avatar #96 to #92 - darkjustifier (10/24/2012) [-]
Right, he never messaged me back.
User avatar #98 to #96 - brothergrimm (10/24/2012) [-]
really? i was talking to him when you messaged him and he told me he got a message. ******* .....
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