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Date Signed Up:8/27/2011
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#38 - I realized that No Man's Sky could turn out to be an MMO *… 4 hours ago on Docking 0
#21 - Nah. I mean, I could go on through and point out all the diffe… 14 hours ago on Moe knows whats up -6
#73 - Legally blind =/= literally blind  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on ♪Oh say! Can you see...♫ +1
User avatar #74 - whitenerdy (14 hours ago) [-]
Saved by the Brokentrucker, I almost had to use the intellectual capacity of a baboon to read that again

sorry
User avatar #76 - jokexplain (14 hours ago) [-]
Dammit. I should type shorter explanations.
#77 - whitenerdy (14 hours ago) [-]
We love you anyway
#72 - Legally blind isn't literally blind.  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on ♪Oh say! Can you see...♫ +4
User avatar #82 - Kairyuka (13 hours ago) [-]
It's too blind to be shooting off deadly bullets.
#124 - immatakeaduty (10 hours ago) [-]
nigga, I am legally blind, and with the help of an invention literally HUNDREDS of years old, I can drive a car, wave at a friend a couple blocks away, shit, I'm even able to see the keyboard I'm using to type this reply.

"but, hur dur, he no wearing spectacles"

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User avatar #195 - Kairyuka (3 hours ago) [-]
How are you legally blind if literally glasses makes you see? Does that mean I'm legally blind too?
User avatar #197 - immatakeaduty (1 hour ago) [-]
if you require correctional glasses to aid in your ability to see clearly enough to operate a motor vehicle, you are legally blind. If you use reading glasses throughout the day, you have a slight vision impairment.
User avatar #199 - Kairyuka (1 hour ago) [-]
Woah so I really am legally blind o:
#49 - I want a tattoo. I really do. But I know that it's going be bo… 14 hours ago on "Gibe Attention Pls" -McBurd 0
#90 - **** off. Too hyped for that PS4 No Man's Sky. 14 hours ago on Explaining the new gen systems 0
#88 - Way too much. 14 hours ago on Explaining the new gen systems 0
#23 - You know, most modern printers are scanners, fax machines, and…  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on I too, like to live... 0
#24 - inventorkid (14 hours ago) [-]
Yes, but now I could purchase all of them separately!
User avatar #42 - braddlesxp (10 hours ago) [-]
dude when you get rich can i talk to you with paper
#33 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
And have entire rooms for each!
#16 - One of the twins dies. The owl dies. Oh, Snape dies …  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Moe knows whats up -10
User avatar #20 - klick (14 hours ago) [-]
not in that order though.
User avatar #21 - brokentrucker (14 hours ago) [-]
Nah. I mean, I could go on through and point out all the differences between the books and the movies that have been out for literally fucking ever...
#15 - Snape kills dumbledore Harry dies Sirius dies Vold…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Moe knows whats up -12
User avatar #16 - brokentrucker (15 hours ago) [-]
One of the twins dies.
The owl dies.
Oh, Snape dies
The werewolf dies
Malfoy DOESN'T die.
TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
User avatar #20 - klick (14 hours ago) [-]
not in that order though.
User avatar #21 - brokentrucker (14 hours ago) [-]
Nah. I mean, I could go on through and point out all the differences between the books and the movies that have been out for literally fucking ever...

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User avatar #31 - majormayor (02/01/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by brokentrucker
oh wow
User avatar #28 - brokentrucker (11/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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For my profile picature:
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#49 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
one day, when you least expect it...

A ****** WILL ****** YOU IN THE ****** WITH HIS ******** ****** ... ***********
User avatar #50 to #49 - brokentrucker (03/24/2015) [-]
*ON THE ******

*HER ******** ******

*SENSUALLY
#47 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #47 - brokentrucker (03/20/2015) [-]
Uh, hi-5?
User avatar #44 to #43 - brokentrucker (03/09/2015) [-]
Well....

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much they *censored*

And then furries are born.
User avatar #45 to #44 - tindarin (03/09/2015) [-]
Oh cool, no I know what I am
Thanks random stranger with a cool pic
User avatar #46 to #45 - brokentrucker (03/09/2015) [-]
"And I love you, random citizen"
#40 - anonymous (03/06/2015) [-]
Source on new profile pic?
User avatar #41 to #40 - brokentrucker (03/06/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/brokentrucker/30#30

The picture I use is JUST that, literally. No cropping or anything, as far as I know. Just done as an icon
#42 to #41 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
k thanks
User avatar #35 - majormayor (02/03/2015) [-]
Quiz time: What was I reacting to yesterday?
User avatar #36 to #35 - brokentrucker (02/03/2015) [-]
....Your.....mmmom?
User avatar #37 to #36 - majormayor (02/03/2015) [-]
Hmm. No.
User avatar #38 to #37 - brokentrucker (02/03/2015) [-]
I failed. GG no re
User avatar #39 to #38 - majormayor (02/03/2015) [-]
Here is the answer: I was reacting to your icon.
User avatar #23 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
your avatar looks cool
User avatar #25 to #24 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
i just like your avatar but now i know your sweet
User avatar #26 to #25 - brokentrucker (11/19/2014) [-]
Slow down there, skipper.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
its a joke since you are honey
#21 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
I like slime and I like you.
User avatar #22 to #21 - brokentrucker (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooookay
#20 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - brokentrucker (10/29/2014) [-]
THEM things. I remember them.
User avatar #16 to #15 - brokentrucker (10/28/2014) [-]
If I had a dad half as cool as that dad (assuming) I'd probably be a much better person.
#17 to #16 - fitemeirlbro (10/28/2014) [-]
im guessing it is his dad
im guessing it is his dad
User avatar #12 - alekksandar (07/11/2014) [-]
**** **** **** YOU'RE ASSE! I WIL **** IT UNTIL CUM DRIPS FROM< IT LIKE FROM A FAUCET MMMM NOW D'AT IS A GOOD ******* !!!!!

I HOP YOU LIKE COCK BECUASE SANTA KLAUS IS GONA **** YOU ALL NIGHT LONGO YOU ******* **** FAGOT **** !

UR AS WIL BE GAPING HOLE VISIBEL FROM SPACE AND CAUSE DAMAGE TO GRAVITY AND BECOME A VULKANO OF MY SPERM YOU FAGOT



COVER URE ASSE CALOOBY IS KUMMING!!!!
User avatar #13 to #12 - brokentrucker (07/11/2014) [-]
No hablo englis
User avatar #14 to #13 - alekksandar (07/11/2014) [-]
oh ok
#9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
So how tall are you then?..
User avatar #10 to #9 - brokentrucker (05/28/2014) [-]
6' even. Or 1.82 meters tall
User avatar #11 to #10 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
thats pretty tall..
#7 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
he said yes
#8 to #7 - brokentrucker (09/07/2013) [-]
I log in and there are a billion comments on my profile, but when I go to look I see only this one and the LoZ anal thing. Wut
I log in and there are a billion comments on my profile, but when I go to look I see only this one and the LoZ anal thing. Wut
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