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#33 - These make me very angry 2 hours ago on Insane Customers 0
#23 - Well, loss of supplies could break you. if you set up farms or…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Do you even lift? +1
#24 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
Cripes dude im not saying build a farm, im saying use it as a safe place to set camp and sleep.

Did I say use a delicate and intricate hydroponics system and dirt that has been fertilized and moved into specific areas to make crops that take a week to a month to grow and could be washed away in an instant?

No, I said use as camp
Now I did not say dock it but that would be smart to do so you can save on fuel resources but in a last minute cleansing that could be needed to save the whole ship then yah, drop that fucker in the water
#19 - I understood you fine. I'm trying to point out that dipping th…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #20 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
ok now I see where your coming from there

But what would be better, losing supplies or the whole ship?
and if you somehow get more zombies on board, just keep the levels down while moving, then your safe and they will wash away eventually
User avatar #23 - brokentrucker (3 hours ago) [-]
Well, loss of supplies could break you. if you set up farms or the like on the deck, and assuming you have a desalination facility that you can maintain, the wiser idea would be to anchor near lang, fiercely guard entrances, and anchor lines, to the ship, and have small scavenging parties raid the land, using the sheer size of the craft to weather storms.

This will all, again, hinge on having a dedicated source of fresh water and food.
#24 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
Cripes dude im not saying build a farm, im saying use it as a safe place to set camp and sleep.

Did I say use a delicate and intricate hydroponics system and dirt that has been fertilized and moved into specific areas to make crops that take a week to a month to grow and could be washed away in an instant?

No, I said use as camp
Now I did not say dock it but that would be smart to do so you can save on fuel resources but in a last minute cleansing that could be needed to save the whole ship then yah, drop that fucker in the water
#17 - The huge ass boat you were suggesting they drop into the water…  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on Do you even lift? -1
#18 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
Think you miss read what I said, Im saying that you should stay out of the water unless you have one of these boats. It should be common sense to stay out of the water anyways unless you have a huge fn boat that can be defended.

And this boat dosent sink, it goes under to lift things up, so everyone on the safe parts of it would be fine
User avatar #19 - brokentrucker (3 hours ago) [-]
I understood you fine. I'm trying to point out that dipping the thing into the water risks wipind away valuable resources that might be difficult to obtain in deep water, and exposes the inhabitants to the possibility of picking up MORE zombies, as well as not washing away all of the threat that pushed them to drop the deck.
User avatar #20 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
ok now I see where your coming from there

But what would be better, losing supplies or the whole ship?
and if you somehow get more zombies on board, just keep the levels down while moving, then your safe and they will wash away eventually
User avatar #23 - brokentrucker (3 hours ago) [-]
Well, loss of supplies could break you. if you set up farms or the like on the deck, and assuming you have a desalination facility that you can maintain, the wiser idea would be to anchor near lang, fiercely guard entrances, and anchor lines, to the ship, and have small scavenging parties raid the land, using the sheer size of the craft to weather storms.

This will all, again, hinge on having a dedicated source of fresh water and food.
#24 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
Cripes dude im not saying build a farm, im saying use it as a safe place to set camp and sleep.

Did I say use a delicate and intricate hydroponics system and dirt that has been fertilized and moved into specific areas to make crops that take a week to a month to grow and could be washed away in an instant?

No, I said use as camp
Now I did not say dock it but that would be smart to do so you can save on fuel resources but in a last minute cleansing that could be needed to save the whole ship then yah, drop that fucker in the water
#14 - Floaters  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #16 - bigmaeck (4 hours ago) [-]
Stay outta the water without a huge ass boat then
User avatar #17 - brokentrucker (3 hours ago) [-]
The huge ass boat you were suggesting they drop into the water?

Boat: Decent idea
Sinking it: Bad idea
#18 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
Think you miss read what I said, Im saying that you should stay out of the water unless you have one of these boats. It should be common sense to stay out of the water anyways unless you have a huge fn boat that can be defended.

And this boat dosent sink, it goes under to lift things up, so everyone on the safe parts of it would be fine
User avatar #19 - brokentrucker (3 hours ago) [-]
I understood you fine. I'm trying to point out that dipping the thing into the water risks wipind away valuable resources that might be difficult to obtain in deep water, and exposes the inhabitants to the possibility of picking up MORE zombies, as well as not washing away all of the threat that pushed them to drop the deck.
User avatar #20 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
ok now I see where your coming from there

But what would be better, losing supplies or the whole ship?
and if you somehow get more zombies on board, just keep the levels down while moving, then your safe and they will wash away eventually
User avatar #23 - brokentrucker (3 hours ago) [-]
Well, loss of supplies could break you. if you set up farms or the like on the deck, and assuming you have a desalination facility that you can maintain, the wiser idea would be to anchor near lang, fiercely guard entrances, and anchor lines, to the ship, and have small scavenging parties raid the land, using the sheer size of the craft to weather storms.

This will all, again, hinge on having a dedicated source of fresh water and food.
#24 - bigmaeck (3 hours ago) [-]
Cripes dude im not saying build a farm, im saying use it as a safe place to set camp and sleep.

Did I say use a delicate and intricate hydroponics system and dirt that has been fertilized and moved into specific areas to make crops that take a week to a month to grow and could be washed away in an instant?

No, I said use as camp
Now I did not say dock it but that would be smart to do so you can save on fuel resources but in a last minute cleansing that could be needed to save the whole ship then yah, drop that fucker in the water
#551 - Mods/Admin: Where do I go to tell you that the mobile swipe th… 4 hours ago on vocaroo thread +1
#21 - Link?  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Insane Customers 0
User avatar #24 - phantomseeker (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #33 - brokentrucker (2 hours ago) [-]
These make me very angry
User avatar #23 - kittycannibalno (3 hours ago) [-]
notalwaysright.com/
I always read these when I want to feel smarter than some of these assholes.
#21 - Heavy Bullets. The first time which was the fir… 4 hours ago on Damn Boss Fight... 0
#49 - Afkguysnapshotheadshot.CSGO.gif 5 hours ago on AFK's 0
#26 - Have you read 5? Ace don't look dead here. Just almost.  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Beasts of Burden 4 -1
User avatar #28 - zafara (6 hours ago) [-]
I thought they killed off Ace, as I was reading it at first. For a moment, because the lab looked like the black dog and they were standing on the dog house's name so I thought it was a tombstone until I reached the last few panels.

Apparently the T didn't register on my laptop and it came out as though instead of thought. FunnyJunk isn't exactly compatible with my laptop so sometimes that happens. But I believed the meaning was clear enough, and it took me three tries, so I didn't delete and attempt again.

He's clearly alive on the couch.

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User avatar #31 - majormayor ONLINE (02/01/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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oh wow
User avatar #28 - brokentrucker (11/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #35 - majormayor ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
Quiz time: What was I reacting to yesterday?
User avatar #36 to #35 - brokentrucker (02/03/2015) [-]
....Your.....mmmom?
User avatar #37 to #36 - majormayor ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
Hmm. No.
User avatar #38 to #37 - brokentrucker (02/03/2015) [-]
I failed. GG no re
User avatar #39 to #38 - majormayor ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
Here is the answer: I was reacting to your icon.
User avatar #23 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
your avatar looks cool
User avatar #25 to #24 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
i just like your avatar but now i know your sweet
User avatar #26 to #25 - brokentrucker (11/19/2014) [-]
Slow down there, skipper.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
its a joke since you are honey
#21 - anonexplains (11/12/2014) [-]
I like slime and I like you.
User avatar #22 to #21 - brokentrucker (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooookay
#20 - anonexplains (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - brokentrucker (10/29/2014) [-]
THEM things. I remember them.
User avatar #16 to #15 - brokentrucker (10/28/2014) [-]
If I had a dad half as cool as that dad (assuming) I'd probably be a much better person.
#17 to #16 - fitemeirlbro (10/28/2014) [-]
im guessing it is his dad
im guessing it is his dad
User avatar #12 - alekksandar (07/11/2014) [-]
**** **** **** YOU'RE ASSE! I WIL **** IT UNTIL CUM DRIPS FROM< IT LIKE FROM A FAUCET MMMM NOW D'AT IS A GOOD ******* !!!!!

I HOP YOU LIKE COCK BECUASE SANTA KLAUS IS GONA **** YOU ALL NIGHT LONGO YOU ******* **** FAGOT **** !

UR AS WIL BE GAPING HOLE VISIBEL FROM SPACE AND CAUSE DAMAGE TO GRAVITY AND BECOME A VULKANO OF MY SPERM YOU FAGOT



COVER URE ASSE CALOOBY IS KUMMING!!!!
User avatar #13 to #12 - brokentrucker (07/11/2014) [-]
No hablo englis
User avatar #14 to #13 - alekksandar (07/11/2014) [-]
oh ok
#9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
So how tall are you then?..
User avatar #10 to #9 - brokentrucker (05/28/2014) [-]
6' even. Or 1.82 meters tall
User avatar #11 to #10 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
thats pretty tall..
#7 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
he said yes
#8 to #7 - brokentrucker (09/07/2013) [-]
I log in and there are a billion comments on my profile, but when I go to look I see only this one and the LoZ anal thing. Wut
I log in and there are a billion comments on my profile, but when I go to look I see only this one and the LoZ anal thing. Wut
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