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#21 - That reminded me of this for some reason See… 1 hour ago on I got a kik from a bot 0
#63 - Wished I'd have thought of that four years ago.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Yik Yak: College Edition 0
User avatar #64 - elcreepo (2 hours ago) [-]
My high school was corrupt as shit so I learned quickly how to deal with people in charge.

And in the case of college, "oh, you won't look into this? Okay, I guess I'll just take my money elsewhere and ensure none of my friends come here. I don't really care if that affects you or not, but I'm not going to waste my money on a shit school like this."

College is a business, and at the end of the day if they get a reputation for being a shit school they will fail. And even if they don't, you're not wasting your money anymore. Win-win.
#59 - Teacher of one of the classes I passed on the only semester I …  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Yik Yak: College Edition 0
User avatar #61 - elcreepo (2 hours ago) [-]
And that's when you head to the dean of academic services and if they won't do anything, leave the college and find a better one.
User avatar #63 - brokentrucker (2 hours ago) [-]
Wished I'd have thought of that four years ago.
User avatar #64 - elcreepo (2 hours ago) [-]
My high school was corrupt as shit so I learned quickly how to deal with people in charge.

And in the case of college, "oh, you won't look into this? Okay, I guess I'll just take my money elsewhere and ensure none of my friends come here. I don't really care if that affects you or not, but I'm not going to waste my money on a shit school like this."

College is a business, and at the end of the day if they get a reputation for being a shit school they will fail. And even if they don't, you're not wasting your money anymore. Win-win.
#120 - With the "get or you don't love me" clause, it doesn… 2 hours ago on Kids these days +1
#12 - I think the most I ever really asked for in stuff was like...5…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on Kids these days +1
User avatar #15 - createdjustnow (20 hours ago) [-]
dude, i asked for 150 for my birthday, now i dont want anything for christmas. my mom is probably going to buy me a another collectors watch though.
User avatar #13 - agentdennis (21 hours ago) [-]
Same here brokowski.
#10 - Shopping around,, you can get the xbone and laptop for fairly …  [+] (4 new replies) 21 hours ago on Kids these days +1
User avatar #11 - agentdennis (21 hours ago) [-]
True, I didn't factor in sales. Either way, this guy is a huge asshole. So far I've asked for a pot and to make sure I don't die next year when I go to grad school.
User avatar #12 - brokentrucker (21 hours ago) [-]
I think the most I ever really asked for in stuff was like...500$? Can't even remember what. I usually asked for stuff like legos or whatever that I couldn't afford to just buy as I was saving up for something worth spending my limited funds on
User avatar #15 - createdjustnow (20 hours ago) [-]
dude, i asked for 150 for my birthday, now i dont want anything for christmas. my mom is probably going to buy me a another collectors watch though.
User avatar #13 - agentdennis (21 hours ago) [-]
Same here brokowski.
#16 - Keyboard. KEYBOARD. 11/26/2014 on Choice Games Part IV 0
#5 - ****** asking for, bare minimum, a thousand dolla…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Kids these days +190
User avatar #98 - capslockrage (7 hours ago) [-]
more like $3,000
User avatar #87 - rampagindragon (8 hours ago) [-]
implying you believe any of this is wasn't acted out.
#41 - elaxx (11 hours ago) [-]
Here, have this.
User avatar #18 - pokemonstheshiz (18 hours ago) [-]
or he's just listing a lot of things so that she won't feel obligated to get something particular if she can't afford it
User avatar #120 - brokentrucker (2 hours ago) [-]
With the "get or you don't love me" clause, it doesn't really imply that, though it would make sense.

It could also just be all like a JK thing, because I've been teased/teased my mom like that before too, while being completely not serious Think I asked for a lambo doing that once.
User avatar #16 - admiralen (19 hours ago) [-]
its not like he was asking for all that shit, its shit he wants and the mom can choose what if she wants to give any
atleast thats how we do it in my family. you make a long wish list so theres many choices
User avatar #8 - agentdennis (21 hours ago) [-]
That's way low balling. The Xbox One, laptop, and ray ban wayfarers are probably over a thousand alone.
User avatar #10 - brokentrucker (21 hours ago) [-]
Shopping around,, you can get the xbone and laptop for fairly cheap. Amazon, etc. black friday maybe. So, minimum of a K
User avatar #11 - agentdennis (21 hours ago) [-]
True, I didn't factor in sales. Either way, this guy is a huge asshole. So far I've asked for a pot and to make sure I don't die next year when I go to grad school.
User avatar #12 - brokentrucker (21 hours ago) [-]
I think the most I ever really asked for in stuff was like...500$? Can't even remember what. I usually asked for stuff like legos or whatever that I couldn't afford to just buy as I was saving up for something worth spending my limited funds on
User avatar #15 - createdjustnow (20 hours ago) [-]
dude, i asked for 150 for my birthday, now i dont want anything for christmas. my mom is probably going to buy me a another collectors watch though.
User avatar #13 - agentdennis (21 hours ago) [-]
Same here brokowski.
#7 - Second, third, and last, do want. I can't read the last o… 11/26/2014 on 4chan designs moar shirts 0
#10 - OBSERVE, THE SAUCE OF ALL SAUCES: 11/26/2014 on When You Find The Perfect... +4

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User avatar #28 - brokentrucker ONLINE (11/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #23 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
your avatar looks cool
User avatar #25 to #24 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
i just like your avatar but now i know your sweet
User avatar #26 to #25 - brokentrucker ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Slow down there, skipper.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lordvimless (11/19/2014) [-]
its a joke since you are honey
#21 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
I like slime and I like you.
User avatar #22 to #21 - brokentrucker ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooookay
#20 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
THEM things. I remember them.
#15 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #15 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
If I had a dad half as cool as that dad (assuming) I'd probably be a much better person.
#17 to #16 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
im guessing it is his dad
im guessing it is his dad
User avatar #12 - alekksandar (07/11/2014) [-]
**** **** **** YOU'RE ASSE! I WIL **** IT UNTIL CUM DRIPS FROM< IT LIKE FROM A FAUCET MMMM NOW D'AT IS A GOOD ******* !!!!!

I HOP YOU LIKE COCK BECUASE SANTA KLAUS IS GONA **** YOU ALL NIGHT LONGO YOU ******* **** FAGOT **** !

UR AS WIL BE GAPING HOLE VISIBEL FROM SPACE AND CAUSE DAMAGE TO GRAVITY AND BECOME A VULKANO OF MY SPERM YOU FAGOT



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User avatar #13 to #12 - brokentrucker ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
No hablo englis
User avatar #14 to #13 - alekksandar (07/11/2014) [-]
oh ok
#9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
So how tall are you then?..
User avatar #10 to #9 - brokentrucker ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
6' even. Or 1.82 meters tall
User avatar #11 to #10 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
thats pretty tall..
#7 - sanguinesolitude (09/07/2013) [-]
he said yes
#8 to #7 - brokentrucker ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I log in and there are a billion comments on my profile, but when I go to look I see only this one and the LoZ anal thing. Wut
I log in and there are a billion comments on my profile, but when I go to look I see only this one and the LoZ anal thing. Wut
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