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#164 - So its just funny because he is saying he wants her clothes to…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Smart Flirt -5
#166 - Stationbomber (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah it is kind of a stupid joke. But to be honest I kinda laughed so I thumbed.
User avatar #167 - brokendistortion (04/12/2012) [-]
Lol imma get thumbed down, oh well.

the chem joke further down was actually funny.
#160 - Like, ok so he wants her clothes to fall off... but.... idk it… 04/11/2012 on Smart Flirt -6
#159 - No matter in which direction it is, the acceleration is positive. 04/11/2012 on Smart Flirt +1
#157 - Ok, so I know that 9.8 meter per second per second is gravity.…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Smart Flirt -24
#171 - carnagejc (04/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #163 - SuitUp (04/11/2012) [-]
If it's accelerating at 9.8m/s^2 then it's falling.

He wants her to get nekkid!
User avatar #165 - brokendistortion (04/11/2012) [-]
Guys, guys, I get the joke. I'm merely saying it is a bad one...
#161 - Stationbomber (04/11/2012) [-]
The dress is going towards the floor at 9.8 m/s2, which means it is falling. Basically the joke is saying the woman's dress would look better falling off of her.
User avatar #164 - brokendistortion (04/11/2012) [-]
So its just funny because he is saying he wants her clothes to fall off....? in technical terms...

bla, still not funny to me. sory.
#166 - Stationbomber (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah it is kind of a stupid joke. But to be honest I kinda laughed so I thumbed.
User avatar #167 - brokendistortion (04/12/2012) [-]
Lol imma get thumbed down, oh well.

the chem joke further down was actually funny.
User avatar #160 - brokendistortion (04/11/2012) [-]
Like, ok so he wants her clothes to fall off... but.... idk its just not funny.
#168 - :( 04/03/2012 on The Death of a Meme +1
#238 - I just never expected to see it here. 04/03/2012 on cat wingman 0
#43 - you stole from toys R us? 04/02/2012 on Entering Toys R' Us as a kid +1
#256 - For me the sad thing is everyone who commented on this who is … 04/02/2012 on Wow. 0
#109 - What a story mark 04/02/2012 on The Death of a Meme 0
#106 - You're tearing me apart lisa!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2012 on The Death of a Meme 0
User avatar #108 - wyattheriot (04/02/2012) [-]
no no i cant say. anyway, how's your sex life?
User avatar #109 - brokendistortion (04/02/2012) [-]
What a story mark
#105 - so why did it take three tries to post?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2012 on The Death of a Meme +2
User avatar #165 - SaucyBoy (04/02/2012) [-]
the picture didnt load on the other ones :(
#168 - brokendistortion (04/03/2012) [-]
:(
#132 - OH MY ******* GOD thank you... I thought it was a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2012 on cat wingman +1
User avatar #139 - zombiemanic (04/02/2012) [-]
yeah i thought it would turn into some fucking 4chan shit right there and i was like O_O NO NO NO NO NO NO!! PLEASE NO
User avatar #238 - brokendistortion (04/03/2012) [-]
I just never expected to see it here.
#130 - ...and I still get this all the time. 04/02/2012 on cat wingman +4
#129 - I have a great internet connection and a great computer.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2012 on cat wingman +4
User avatar #130 - brokendistortion (04/02/2012) [-]
...and I still get this all the time.
#29 - motorboat i see. 03/31/2012 on The love 0
#50 - XD 03/31/2012 on 4chan win -1
#134 - Same user dude. 03/26/2012 on What is this sorcery? +8
#71 - See this was written after the event itself. Her going to jail… 03/25/2012 on Dating story +11
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on What shuffling was like... +6
#28 - wickkles (03/22/2012) [-]
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Thank you kindly x3 Have some bewbies.
#26 - I LOVE that vid, its what got me into shuffling in the first p… 03/22/2012 on What shuffling was like... +4
#261 - I think my vision even went blurry... maybe I should go to bed… 03/22/2012 on sweet 0
#260 - *******************************************************…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on sweet +1
User avatar #261 - brokendistortion (03/22/2012) [-]
I think my vision even went blurry... maybe I should go to bed..... nah
#60 - Why are people discussing the possibility of this? 03/22/2012 on Physics Troll +3
#59 - There is no/was no power running through it. 03/22/2012 on Physics Troll -1
#58 - WHY THE **** DID I READ ALL OF THIS 03/22/2012 on Physics Troll +1
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User avatar #7 - sirbaggeroftea (12/19/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvghTBQg5kA&list=FLsMCrgI7lCbfHcia9rAOLUQ&index=2 2&feature=plpp_video
merry christmas my brother i rolled you as a secret santa good day hope you enjoy
#6 - tvibe (12/19/2011) [-]
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies...  http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies... http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
#8 to #6 - brokendistortion (12/21/2011) [-]
I DOOOOOO
I DOOOOOO

#9 to #8 - tvibe (12/22/2011) [-]
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#3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
User avatar #4 to #3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Nevermind the Gif says Davve... that's your eyes tricking you.
User avatar #1 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
i love your name :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - brokendistortion (04/11/2011) [-]
Hah, thanks. It was from my first email adress, when i was like, 13. it stuck.
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