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Date Signed Up:4/01/2011
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#256 - I thought it was the formal way to say I no matter what gender…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2012 on owned 0
#258 - scarytown (09/21/2012) [-]
No. I think you're right. watashi wa is the general form. I just combined the watashi wa and atashi wa for a moment. Watashi Wa is the formal term. my bad. I've had a long day.
#262 - brokendistortion (09/21/2012) [-]
Oh... aaaiiii see, :)

I was curious cause I'm taking Japanese and learning is good all the times. Good day to you sir!

(pic entirely unrelated.)
#300 - brndnrsl (09/21/2012) [-]
Watashi is always used in a business situation. But a male talking to a friend will never ever used watashi unless he is fem.
#12 - So annoying that awesome rolls are usually not anywhere near t… 09/19/2012 on Justin Bieber +15
#38 - Unfortunately most people on here won't understand this... 09/16/2012 on You'll never know this kind... +1
#26 - You guys are very boring... 09/08/2012 on Well, shit. +2
#519 - I absolutely love this. I use this logic with my friend to arg… 09/08/2012 on You Gotta Believe! -2
#35 - Good joke, poor delivery. 09/03/2012 on Never safe 0
#34 - Or it was on purpose for humor... derp 08/26/2012 on Kanye Greatest +6
#33 - Wait, why wasn't this called Kanye best?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on Kanye Greatest +10
User avatar #34 - brokendistortion (08/26/2012) [-]
Or it was on purpose for humor... derp
#315 - So, out of honest curiosity. Why are you trying to get banned?… 08/26/2012 on Dear people "raiding"... +2
#287 - Oh man that was my favorite book in the series. 08/26/2012 on Dear people "raiding"... +2
#28 - MAFREAKENGANIUM ALL THE WAYY 08/25/2012 on Choose your destiny 0
#559 - This is getting boring. I BEANER remember that WETBAC… 08/25/2012 on Rustling +1
#548 - GODAMN I POLITICIANS remember ****** DRA…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +1
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#540 - I POLITICIANS remember DRAGONS that POLITICIANS maze game DRAG…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +1
#544 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more racial slurs.
User avatar #548 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
GODAMN

I POLITICIANS remember NIGGER DRAGONS that CHINK POLITICIANS maze NIGGER game DRAGONS from CHINK NIGGER forever CRACKER DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me CHINK as soon DRAGONS as CRACKER I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS CHINKreally POLITICIANS fucking NIGGER DRAGONS CHINK loud CRACKER and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the CHINK face DRAGONS startled me.
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#535 - *delivered*  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +1
#539 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more politicians
User avatar #540 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I POLITICIANS remember DRAGONS that POLITICIANS maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS really POLITICIANS fucking DRAGONS loud and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
#544 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more racial slurs.
User avatar #548 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
GODAMN

I POLITICIANS remember NIGGER DRAGONS that CHINK POLITICIANS maze NIGGER game DRAGONS from CHINK NIGGER forever CRACKER DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me CHINK as soon DRAGONS as CRACKER I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS CHINKreally POLITICIANS fucking NIGGER DRAGONS CHINK loud CRACKER and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the CHINK face DRAGONS startled me.
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#534 - I remember DRAGONS that maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +1
User avatar #535 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
*delivered*
#539 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more politicians
User avatar #540 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I POLITICIANS remember DRAGONS that POLITICIANS maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS really POLITICIANS fucking DRAGONS loud and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
#544 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more racial slurs.
User avatar #548 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
GODAMN

I POLITICIANS remember NIGGER DRAGONS that CHINK POLITICIANS maze NIGGER game DRAGONS from CHINK NIGGER forever CRACKER DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me CHINK as soon DRAGONS as CRACKER I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS CHINKreally POLITICIANS fucking NIGGER DRAGONS CHINK loud CRACKER and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the CHINK face DRAGONS startled me.
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#508 - I do too XD, I remember that maze game from forever …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +2
#531 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more dragons
User avatar #534 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I remember DRAGONS that maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, my sister showed it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit the scare I laughed DRAGONS really fucking DRAGONS loud and it startled DRAGONS her almost as much DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
User avatar #535 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
*delivered*
#539 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more politicians
User avatar #540 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I POLITICIANS remember DRAGONS that POLITICIANS maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS really POLITICIANS fucking DRAGONS loud and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
#544 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more racial slurs.
User avatar #548 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
GODAMN

I POLITICIANS remember NIGGER DRAGONS that CHINK POLITICIANS maze NIGGER game DRAGONS from CHINK NIGGER forever CRACKER DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me CHINK as soon DRAGONS as CRACKER I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS CHINKreally POLITICIANS fucking NIGGER DRAGONS CHINK loud CRACKER and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the CHINK face DRAGONS startled me.
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#151 - I read your name booth-how 08/25/2012 on Holy shit -1
#598 - DO COMMENT 576 IT IS SMARTEST AND EASIEST TO PLAN 08/20/2012 on Slenderman Prank part 1 0
#595 - PICK THIS ONE LaBarata 08/20/2012 on Slenderman Prank part 1 +3
#522 - If you don't like it fine, but do not insult the people who do. 08/20/2012 on Mann vs. Machine +4
#5 - Lawl i always do that to my teacher, she hates it xD. also whe… 08/19/2012 on seat 0
#66 - But... I love reading.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on oh god +5
User avatar #74 - misterbonzo (08/19/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but every kid should get to have a Gameboy.
#61 - I remember this, only with books I was reading... I never had …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2012 on oh god +5
#97 - absolyst (08/19/2012) [-]
#77 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #64 - misterbonzo (08/19/2012) [-]
You poor, poor soul.
#66 - brokendistortion (08/19/2012) [-]
But... I love reading.
User avatar #74 - misterbonzo (08/19/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but every kid should get to have a Gameboy.
#160 - Their clicks are sexy music to my ears. 08/19/2012 on Scumbag Windows +1
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User avatar #7 - sirbaggeroftea (12/19/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvghTBQg5kA&list=FLsMCrgI7lCbfHcia9rAOLUQ&index=2 2&feature=plpp_video
merry christmas my brother i rolled you as a secret santa good day hope you enjoy
#6 - tvibe (12/19/2011) [-]
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies...  http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies... http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
#8 to #6 - brokendistortion (12/21/2011) [-]
I DOOOOOO
I DOOOOOO

#9 to #8 - tvibe (12/22/2011) [-]
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#3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
User avatar #4 to #3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Nevermind the Gif says Davve... that's your eyes tricking you.
User avatar #1 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
i love your name :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - brokendistortion (04/11/2011) [-]
Hah, thanks. It was from my first email adress, when i was like, 13. it stuck.
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