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#535 - *delivered*  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +1
#539 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more politicians
User avatar #540 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I POLITICIANS remember DRAGONS that POLITICIANS maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS really POLITICIANS fucking DRAGONS loud and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
#544 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more racial slurs.
User avatar #548 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
GODAMN

I POLITICIANS remember NIGGER DRAGONS that CHINK POLITICIANS maze NIGGER game DRAGONS from CHINK NIGGER forever CRACKER DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me CHINK as soon DRAGONS as CRACKER I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS CHINKreally POLITICIANS fucking NIGGER DRAGONS CHINK loud CRACKER and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the CHINK face DRAGONS startled me.
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#534 - I remember DRAGONS that maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +1
User avatar #535 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
*delivered*
#539 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more politicians
User avatar #540 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I POLITICIANS remember DRAGONS that POLITICIANS maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS really POLITICIANS fucking DRAGONS loud and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
#544 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more racial slurs.
User avatar #548 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
GODAMN

I POLITICIANS remember NIGGER DRAGONS that CHINK POLITICIANS maze NIGGER game DRAGONS from CHINK NIGGER forever CRACKER DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me CHINK as soon DRAGONS as CRACKER I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS CHINKreally POLITICIANS fucking NIGGER DRAGONS CHINK loud CRACKER and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the CHINK face DRAGONS startled me.
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#508 - I do too XD, I remember that maze game from forever …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Rustling +2
#531 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more dragons
User avatar #534 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I remember DRAGONS that maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, my sister showed it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit the scare I laughed DRAGONS really fucking DRAGONS loud and it startled DRAGONS her almost as much DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
User avatar #535 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
*delivered*
#539 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more politicians
User avatar #540 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
I POLITICIANS remember DRAGONS that POLITICIANS maze game DRAGONS from forever DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me as soon DRAGONS as I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS really POLITICIANS fucking DRAGONS loud and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the face DRAGONS startled me.
#544 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs more racial slurs.
User avatar #548 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
GODAMN

I POLITICIANS remember NIGGER DRAGONS that CHINK POLITICIANS maze NIGGER game DRAGONS from CHINK NIGGER forever CRACKER DRAGONS ago, POLITICIANS my sister showed POLITICIANS it to DRAGONS me CHINK as soon DRAGONS as CRACKER I hit POLITICIANS the scare I laughed DRAGONS CHINKreally POLITICIANS fucking NIGGER DRAGONS CHINK loud CRACKER and POLITICIANS it startled DRAGONS POLITICIANS her almost as much POLITICIANS DRAGONS as the CHINK face DRAGONS startled me.
#550 - thegreenwenie (08/25/2012) [-]
cool story bro, needs less dragons, politicians, racial slurs directed at respectable minorities, and story. needs more racial slurs directed at certain minority.
User avatar #559 - brokendistortion (08/25/2012) [-]
This is getting boring.

I BEANER remember that WETBACK maze game from forever ago, my WETBACK sister showed it CHALUPA to me as WETBACK soon as I hit the scare BEANER I laughed really fucking BEANER loud and it startled CHALUPA her almost WETBACK as much CHALUPA as the face BEANER startled me.
#151 - I read your name booth-how 08/25/2012 on Holy shit -1
#598 - DO COMMENT 576 IT IS SMARTEST AND EASIEST TO PLAN 08/20/2012 on Slenderman Prank part 1 0
#595 - PICK THIS ONE LaBarata 08/20/2012 on Slenderman Prank part 1 +3
#522 - If you don't like it fine, but do not insult the people who do. 08/20/2012 on Mann vs. Machine +4
#5 - Lawl i always do that to my teacher, she hates it xD. also whe… 08/19/2012 on seat 0
#66 - But... I love reading.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on oh god +5
User avatar #74 - misterbonzo (08/19/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but every kid should get to have a Gameboy.
#61 - I remember this, only with books I was reading... I never had …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2012 on oh god +5
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#77 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #64 - misterbonzo (08/19/2012) [-]
You poor, poor soul.
#66 - brokendistortion (08/19/2012) [-]
But... I love reading.
User avatar #74 - misterbonzo (08/19/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but every kid should get to have a Gameboy.
#160 - Their clicks are sexy music to my ears. 08/19/2012 on Scumbag Windows +1
#184 - Sorry to be annoying, but its ef ef ef ef  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on everyone can read music 0
User avatar #185 - OMGROFLMAO (08/16/2012) [-]
I bet you're fun at parties
#183 - Lawl me too. I was gonna be like, "HAH this is wrong that… 08/16/2012 on everyone can read music 0
#1 - It was better without the trollface. 08/15/2012 on how to never be tardy +6
#3 - HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh 08/15/2012 on women 0
#33 - Raptor red was beautiful.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on velociraptor costume 0
User avatar #34 - roxasbaby (08/14/2012) [-]
It made me shed man tears on more then one occasion.
#29 - http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=LfsgmTbfpTs Is t… 08/13/2012 on Post this. 0
#230 - You know, the things I miss most about Morrowind were the spel… 08/07/2012 on Good Guy Todd +7
#166 - I LOVE soul eater xD  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on probably. 0
#227 - potatotown (08/06/2012) [-]
me too
#82 - Also statistically everyone possesses one ovary. 07/29/2012 on Disappointment. 0
#81 - This is the funniest comment, why doesn't it have more thumbs?… 07/29/2012 on Disappointment. 0
#80 - Please do not let your kid get a sex change at such a young ag… 07/29/2012 on Disappointment. 0
#110 - Absolutely perfect. 07/29/2012 on My Story 0
#108 - I've found a way to cheat the B M P one, you can use your tong… 07/29/2012 on The more you know 2. +7
#417 - I can almost make myself two dementional if I suck my stomach … 07/29/2012 on Abort Nao +1
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User avatar #7 - sirbaggeroftea (12/19/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvghTBQg5kA&list=FLsMCrgI7lCbfHcia9rAOLUQ&index=2 2&feature=plpp_video
merry christmas my brother i rolled you as a secret santa good day hope you enjoy
#6 - tvibe (12/19/2011) [-]
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies...  http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies... http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
#8 to #6 - brokendistortion (12/21/2011) [-]
I DOOOOOO
I DOOOOOO

#9 to #8 - tvibe (12/22/2011) [-]
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#3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
User avatar #4 to #3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Nevermind the Gif says Davve... that's your eyes tricking you.
User avatar #1 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
i love your name :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - brokendistortion (04/11/2011) [-]
Hah, thanks. It was from my first email adress, when i was like, 13. it stuck.
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